New changes in Parliament. (434 hits)
Category: HumorLabels: TAPETTE
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Submitted by WindChill (View user info) at 2006-02-22 15:50:34 EST
Official Announcement:
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from a Maple Leaf to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-02-22 18:45:53 EST (#)
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I posted this already.
But mine was funny.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-22 18:34:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-22 16:09:53 (#)
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Submitted by The_Grammar_Nazi (user info) at 2006-02-22 15:57:37 (#)
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Too bad i've heard the same exact joke, word for word for the Democrats.
And Republicans. And Independents.
And Marxists, Soviets, Nazis, the Labour Party, Fascists, the Ba'ath PArty, the Taliban...
Um... Carrot Top... You get the picture.
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Heeeeeeeeyyyyy-ooooooooohhhh!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-22 18:28:04 EST (#)
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Har har Canada
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-22 16:26:55 EST (#)
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http://www.nbc4i.com/news/7302651/detail.html
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-22 16:09:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_Grammar_Nazi (user info) at 2006-02-22 15:57:37 (#)
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Too bad i've heard the same exact joke, word for word for the Democrats.
And Republicans. And Independents.
And Marxists, Soviets, Nazis, the Labour Party, Fascists, the Ba'ath PArty, the Taliban...
Um... Carrot Top... You get the picture.
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Heeeeeeeeyyyyy-ooooooooohhhh!
Submitted by The_Grammar_Nazi (user info) at 2006-02-22 15:57:37 EST (#)
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Too bad i've heard the same exact joke, word for word for the Democrats.
And Republicans. And Independents.
And Marxists, Soviets, Nazis, the Labour Party, Fascists, the Ba'ath PArty, the Taliban...
Um... Carrot Top... You get the picture.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-22 15:56:21 EST (#)
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Yeah okay okay...I smiled too...
Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2006-02-22 15:52:50 EST (#)
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I smiled.