Uber-Directory Photo (1991 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: 0.86 on 42 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Mario (View user info) at 2006-02-22 16:04:23 EST
With some friends in Birmingham, with quite possibly the most disgusting cigar ever. Still working on Uber Art 6, I'm taking my sweet time on this one, so in the meantime, here I am.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81682 Uber Art 4
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82837 Uber Art 5
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Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-06-13 16:11:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahaha...I'm a mutt. Spanish, native american, english, and french.
I am a feathered scrumpet eating baguette toting conquistador.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-06-13 14:31:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What ethnicity are you? So I can make fun of it.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:52:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Seriously, I'd fight you just for the novelty value.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd kick your ass...
...assuming I had a chainsaw.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:42:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ahahahaha! Awesome.
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:35:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I DON'T WISH TO ALARM YOU BUT YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO CIGARS
YOU APPEAR TO BE ALL SWOLLEN
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:14:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-22 16:21:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
You're hot. And big!
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:04:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-22 16:21:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
You're hot. And big!
yeah, what she said.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-02-23 08:38:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just went back and looked at your artwork, so have another +2.
Pretty nice stuff. Since you hate acrylics, as do I, you might like oils better. They glide nicely and have much richer and more vibrant colors. Down side to those though is, they take for-fucking-ever to fully dry (we're talking at about 3 wks, longer if you paint heavy) and they're expensive in some cases.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-02-23 08:34:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You can Lewinsky me with that cigar anytime you like, Mr. President.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-02-23 08:19:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*shakes head and whines*
Why can't guys who look like you be closer to me? Damn it all to hell, fucking geography.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-02-23 00:30:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Call me crazy, but I think that your head might be too large for your glasses, etc.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-02-22 21:03:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That cigar made you look small again and I'd recommend to spend a bit more on the stuff you paint with instead of freakin' cigars. The way you're clinging on shows you're not a match(cigar wise) and the other stuff you presented shows a bit commitment, put you're money there.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-22 20:49:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So you admit you smoke pole? swell.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-02-22 19:05:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84431
DUN DUN DUN
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-22 18:44:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just realized I have a thing for guys in glasses.
Who'd a thunk?!?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-22 18:33:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-22 16:09:40 (#)
Ranking: 1
"I love it when a plan comes together."
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-22 18:27:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This must be Beebed
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-02-22 18:07:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yeah, forgot you were the crazily muscular dude. You're built kinda like what I imagine Jack Reacher would be.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-22 18:02:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
JESUS FUCKING CHrist...
WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR BODY?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-22 17:46:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think that might be the best picture of you've I've seen yet.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-22 17:32:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-02-22 16:29:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
TigerLilly, on any other day....but today is the fateful day Alain Leflamme asked to enter me. I hope you understand.
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Damn you and him.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-02-22 17:30:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Army. I smell a joke coming.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-22 17:22:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and what branch of service is that?
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-02-22 17:17:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You kinda look like a Ken doll. A very large Ken doll.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-02-22 16:55:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Only with arms like that would i venture to Birmingham
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-02-22 16:49:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
want to have a bench press contest?
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-02-22 16:45:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Believe whatever you'd like, my friend. Chances are you're neither woman nor attractive, so the size of my todger is quite irrelevant to you. See you at the urinal.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-22 16:44:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-22 16:05:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
<ejaculates>
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2006-02-22 16:36:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Them arms just scream "compensating"
But I'll bet they compensate quite well...
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-02-22 16:32:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shh...speak quietly, the Beeb lurks.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-02-22 16:29:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are a big fella! But this picture just screams "Photoshop a peener in my hand/mouth"
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-02-22 16:29:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
TigerLilly, on any other day....but today is the fateful day Alain Leflamme asked to enter me. I hope you understand.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-22 16:21:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're hot. And big!
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-02-22 16:12:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have average sized hands, it was a very long cigar.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-22 16:10:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Either the cigar is huge or you have small hands disproportionately to your body.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-22 16:09:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"I love it when a plan comes together."
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2006-02-22 16:09:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You have a pertty face. I want to break it.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-22 16:08:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
needs more graphics interchange format
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-02-22 16:07:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Balco called. They said to tell you 'hi'
Christ you're a big boy.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-22 16:06:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're built like a house. Can I enter you?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-22 16:05:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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