Probelem (631 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.22 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Elin (View user info) at 2006-02-23 04:45:01 EST
I am at diskotek and man see me and buying me absolut wodka, and nokia phone. And i am get drink from present drunks. I am happy to dance to Abba, i like bjorn best. And i am to see mein ex bouyfiend krautski with antother women, so natural i feel unhapp and also try to get bouyfriend.
I am making with this men and he is felting me. I am horn and ask him to my chalet, for crazee Sweden sex. It dark like winter in my home country sweden and i am with peenal insert me. I am making noise like arabian who camel has just to been towed.
I am wokening up. And i say to man in mien bed, are you to use protect? And he say too drink to remember.
I am bad stomach and to go to bathroom, and looking into mein vegetate and to suprise i see seed!
So i am taking the prognent test and i am not harpy!
I am with children because men is to not use condor!!!!!
What am to do Uber?
User Reviews
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-25 20:49:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This was not worth posting.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-25 20:43:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-25 20:21:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
be using an hangar what for the hangin clothse. put to enter vageena then be the sturring.
Submitted by swedishgenius (user info) at 2006-02-25 03:28:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
mi stomech is swoll liek american women! and i am feel baby inside me, he asking me for camenbert.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:46:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Come to my house where we can do one of three options:
1) I get drunk and push you down the steps.
2) I get drunk and put in 3 holes to be finished with a bukkake.
3) I get drunk and kick you in your vulva.
Don't bother telling me how wet you are at my romantics. I already know.
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:41:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious
Submitted by swedishgenius (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:34:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WHY ARE YOU SO MEEN TO ME AND MY CHILDS!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:18:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i disagree...people can carry their accents into their writing. some english do it. Like when they write fink, intead of think.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:07:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-02-23 04:57:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
This is the most pathetic alter attempt ever. People don't write in accents, dipshit, they just talk in them because they can't pronounce the words correctly.
Just like a Germany can still write 'What' and not 'Vhat'
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I disagree, this is one of the best alters ever on this site!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-23 13:40:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Swallow it next time
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-23 11:39:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't like this alter.
got a metal coat hanger then you're all set.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-23 11:23:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ironically, I'd still fuck a pregnant Swede. Finn. Whatever.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-23 10:36:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am making noise like arabian who camel has just to been towed
HA!
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-02-23 10:07:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
abortion
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-23 09:11:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I suggest you take advantage of Sweden's extensive social welfare state and get yourself some mental help.
I'll perform the abortion.
Submitted by swedishgenius (user info) at 2006-02-23 09:02:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
maybe i am to this of name? or shall i ctrl-alt-del the baby?
how about koolmang?
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-23 05:59:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Kidmc (user info) at 2006-02-23 05:07:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey i was drunk ..
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-23 05:00:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why Michael, why?
Submitted by swedishgenius (user info) at 2006-02-23 04:58:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
why am you to making me cry! i am with child!
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-02-23 04:57:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is the most pathetic alter attempt ever. People don't write in accents, dipshit, they just talk in them because they can't pronounce the words correctly.
Just like a Germany can still write 'What' and not 'Vhat'
Submitted by swedishgenius (user info) at 2006-02-23 04:53:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am not might to give with you, you will give not good afiran emerican upbring. with drucks and stealing.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-02-23 04:49:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I will adopt the child. They will be safe with me, Michael Jackson.