Yoda? A Dominatrix? Noddy? Its ubersite! (617 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -2 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by giggles (View user info) at 2006-02-23 07:18:50 EST
The result of an average day at college
Possible plotlines for media coursework:
Idea 1:
3 character NOIR
A story of betrayal between two soviet workers in communist Russia
1 steals the others wife but they must still work together to the glory of mother Russia
Idea 2;
The story begins with a dominatrix killing her "client" with a stiletto heel through the neck (ouch). The scene then switches to a bar where we see the client alive and well. Mystery!
The dominatrix gets murdered by Yoda's ears.
Idea 3:
A bearded lady kills and eats her baby we watch her breast feed a goat who she then pleasures a random frog, eats its legs and then she discovers she is pregnant with her husband. They travel in a time machine to the land of ice where she sees her father and mother going at it. A plague comes which rains down bazookas and a gun lands in her hand, she shoots her mother's and father's butts she then turns into a man with a goatee who looks like tom cruise he then farts really loudly and out pops a galactic robotic spongebob squarepants. "Ah father" he said "let me ride away in you to toy town where we can over throw the evil overlord NODDY!"
Noddy sensing the danger, takes a large risk and uses mind powers to trap them in a gigantic hole which was full of box full of smashed arseholes. Luckily the spongebob squarepants imitation had Stacey ready with a box full of creamy treats. Noooooooooooooooooo! Which she borrowed from Tom Cruise, he was a dirty devil indeed! This is what Sarah said when she foolishly decided to wash Nicolas' underpants for him since she had noticed he'd been wearing the same ones for three weeks straight. *Shudder*. "We must burn him on the stake" cried the villagers whilst they spat at him and waved pitchforks and burning torches precariously close to the very same place the underpants were supposed to be worn!"It feels toasty" declared Simon the village whore while he was pleasing his favourite client David (greasy git)!
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Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-24 00:05:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-02-24 00:01:09 (#)
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That's how this post sounds when you read it aloud.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-02-24 00:01:09 EST (#)
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That's how this post sounds when you read it aloud.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-23 23:55:31 EST (#)
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In my entire life I've never read anything this bad. That was your point, oui? You made it.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-02-23 23:41:15 EST (#)
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Yoda? A Dominatrix? Noddy? Its ubersite! (260 hits)
Category: Humor
Rating: -2 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V) (Label this item) X
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Submitted by giggles (View user info) at 2006-02-23 07:18:50
The best part of this post is it actually has a perfect negative two rating. That means two things:
1) You actually put earnest effort into it. Posts striving for negative two ratings, or posts that are expressly and intentionally bad by design, NEVER get a perfect negative two.
2) People hated it aggressively enough to even bother rating it at all. It is a fine balance between honesty and a lack of talent and humor which will get you a serious, wholly negative reaction with no sarcasm, and still no points for the consideration that you actually tried.
I predict this will have been the pinnacle of your motherfucking life.
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-02-23 19:17:27 EST (#)
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WTF?
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2006-02-23 19:09:08 EST (#)
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Normally i would say "welcome to UBER" on a first post but um, i have a feeling you wont be. Welcome that is. But give it another shot.
Submitted by weasul (user info) at 2006-02-23 18:19:51 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-02-23 17:43:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-02-23 07:24:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-23 07:22:09 (#)
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ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER...DO YOU SPEAK IT?
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Best review EVER
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2006-02-23 17:35:02 EST (#)
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If you shit in a pile, spread it out, throw in a comma here or there, then you will have this post.
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:22:15 EST (#)
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Part of me thinks that a room full of monkeys composed this.
In 2 minutes.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:05:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by giggles (user info) at 2006-02-23 12:10:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
What can i say? I'm from good ol' blighty
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no fuckin shit, Sherlock
Submitted by giggles (user info) at 2006-02-23 12:10:34 EST (#)
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What can i say? I'm from good ol' blighty
Submitted by no_one (user info) at 2006-02-23 10:45:15 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-23 07:30:04 EST (#)
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What the fuck is this?
Makes me wanna go and whack Cheney or Bush. http://www.addictinggames.com/cheneygame.html
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-02-23 07:24:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-23 07:22:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER...DO YOU SPEAK IT?
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Best review EVER!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-23 07:22:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER...DO YOU SPEAK IT?