What's in a Name: ghola (2185 hits)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-02-23 15:48:11 EST
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"What's in a Name: ghola"
I met her on the street off the boulevard
Where I'd hoped to find a quiet place for me to take a stroll-a
Es-tee-arr-owll stroll-a
She sat dressed in black and she flashed me a look
I asked her her name and in a muted voice she said ghola
Gee-oh-el-eh ghola gho-gho-gho-gho ghola
Now I'm not a gamer but I placed her of course
'Cause she looked like Link tryin' to get the Triforce
It's made of gold-a gol-gol-gol-gol golda
Well I'm not blind but I can't really see
Why she'd draw her katana and point it at me
And at my mole-a, mo-mo-mo-mo mola mo-mo-mo-mo mola
Well with quick, small hands she cut and diced
Hacked up my shirt, my belt she sliced
I stood all exposed, wearing nary a stitch
She said "take me now or I'll cut you bitch"
Now I'm not a man who'd pass up ninja sex
So I saved my neck and took her to my Sexual Angola
Ang-ang-ang Angola Ang-ang-ang Angola
Gho-gho-gho-gho Ghola gho-gho-gho-gho Ghola
We humped there with glee
We parted that night
We spoke not again
Till nine months came and went
And that's when my little ninjette sent
A text that read "I'm about to give birth"
I couldn't help but smile as I read the words on my Motorola
Ro-ro-ro-ro rola
Now it seems since I'm a daddy I should make her my wife
Ain't it funny how an after-dinner walk shaped my life and brough me ghola
Gho-gho-gho-gho ghola
These twins are young but they're deadly you see
They keep tossing six-edged throwing stars right at me
But Ghola, dear, she laughs it off, of course
Says "when the zombies come the only option is force"
Now I'm not a guy who buys the undead's return
But if they try to get me, man, they're gonna get burned
By my wife Ghola
Gho-gho-gho-gho Ghola gho-gho-gho-gho Ghola
Gho-gho-gho-gho Ghola gho-gho-gho-gho Ghola
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-20 02:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-06 10:58:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MUST...RESIST...URGE...TO...LINKWHORE....
....ah fuck, I can't.
I *must*.
My recording of this marvellous wonder: http://www.ubersite.com/m/84900
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-04 00:56:57 EST (#)
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Interesting, CB. I won't presume to assume why, but I'm sure you have your reasons. Which I can respect.
Thanks for letting me know.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-03 22:54:15 EST (#)
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It WAS entertaining to me. But what do I know?
Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2006-03-03 22:43:30 EST (#)
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This was the one.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-02-28 15:32:58 EST (#)
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Nice
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-27 11:16:48 EST (#)
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Not half'n'half, deepo, but damned if my coin purse isn't as smooth as Average_Dan's head.
Whip cream is coo' and all, Thornicide. So long as I end up with a bing cherry in my ass, everything's all good.
I mean.......
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-27 11:14:18 EST (#)
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when mentioning half shaved grizzly adams it makes me wonder if you extended the hair cut further south...
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-27 11:05:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:51:49 (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:10:38 (#)
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You're welcome to it, Thorny. Feel free to change a few of the lines around if it'll help make a smoother go of it. I can see something like "They keep tossing six-edged throwing stars right at me" being a bit of a mouthful (maybe "They keep tossing throwing stars directly at me" would be better when singing).
Get on top, honey. Do what you like.
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Do what I like, eh? Okay then...break out the whipped cream and chocolate sauce, you half-shaven Grizzly Adams, you!
What?!?
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I'd hit that....
With my penis.
Sexually.
What you expected me to say "With a bat"?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:51:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:10:38 (#)
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You're welcome to it, Thorny. Feel free to change a few of the lines around if it'll help make a smoother go of it. I can see something like "They keep tossing six-edged throwing stars right at me" being a bit of a mouthful (maybe "They keep tossing throwing stars directly at me" would be better when singing).
Get on top, honey. Do what you like.
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Do what I like, eh? Okay then...break out the whipped cream and chocolate sauce, you half-shaven Grizzly Adams, you!
What?!?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:10:38 EST (#)
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You're welcome to it, Thorny. Feel free to change a few of the lines around if it'll help make a smoother go of it. I can see something like "They keep tossing six-edged throwing stars right at me" being a bit of a mouthful (maybe "They keep tossing throwing stars directly at me" would be better when singing).
Get on top, honey. Do what you like.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-27 08:44:07 EST (#)
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O-Man, I'm adding this to my "Must Record" list. NOW.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-27 08:43:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:20:36 (#)
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Did anyone else here start thinking of Wierd Al Yankovic's version, 'Yoda'?
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*raises hand*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-26 20:30:02 EST (#)
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Thanks, deepy. Couldn't have done it without you, The Reader.
GIVE YOURSELF A BIG HAND, AMERICA (and other, less fatty-populated countries)!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-26 19:15:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-24 11:45:42 (#)
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I take great offense. Because of this grievous offense, I must demand reparations to assuage my suffering and anguish.
This is immediately payable in either naked camwhores or peanut butter cookies.
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i'll go rob a girlscout.
side note, congrats on 105k+ hits O.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-24 23:00:18 EST (#)
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Doo doo do do doo doo do do DO
DO THE LINKWHORE HUSTLE!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-24 22:53:17 EST (#)
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Do the Linkwhore Salsa
EVERYBODY NOW
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-24 22:47:11 EST (#)
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*sigh*
I must bend to the will of the collective.
http://www.ubersite.com/u/HighVoltage900
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-02-24 20:09:45 EST (#)
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you're such a linkwhore. goddamnit man.
http://www.ubersite.com/u/ghola
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-24 17:43:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-02-24 14:13:04 (#)
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i figured if i took 2 years of any foreign language i wouldn't actually learn it or benefit from it therein.
but latin, that should help my vocabulary and such.
what'd you think of it?
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I enjoyed it a lot. Though I must admit I wasn't as diligent a student as I should have been. I earned a total of about $1200 playing poker in the back of my Latin room when I should have been translating Cicero. I also had a habit of turning in pieces of work that weren't assigned. Instead of a piece of the Odyssey I'd translate and analyze a Penthouse letter. Lucky I had a teacher with a sense of humor. I still got out of it with a B average.
As for vocabulary, it does indeed help. It has also been a help when I learned Spanish, though I've since lost most of that. I've lost a lot of the Latin as well.
Great for learning other Romance languages, great for vocabulary, though you can't often tell from my posts.
Good luck with it.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-24 17:21:02 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-24 16:17:33 EST (#)
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Linkwhores, aren't we all.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-24 16:04:53 EST (#)
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Me too.
http://www.ubersite.com/u/sacrilicious
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-02-24 15:54:17 EST (#)
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That's cause he's a dirty linkwhore.
To that I say: http://www.ubersite.com/m/83335
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-24 15:54:09 EST (#)
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Dude, it doesn't get any better than linkwhoring something IN YOUR OWN POST.
Today's been crazy and lame. The best I can do is linkwhore.
YOU HEAR ME?? IT'S ALL I GOT!!!!!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-24 15:31:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-24 14:10:16 (#)
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Hey, sometimes latin can score you a hit #1 single:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84129
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YOU HAVE NO SHAME!!!!
I just realize Orgasmatron links all of his posts. Everywhere all over Uber.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-02-24 14:13:04 EST (#)
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i figured if i took 2 years of any foreign language i wouldn't actually learn it or benefit from it therein.
but latin, that should help my vocabulary and such.
what'd you think of it?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-24 14:10:16 EST (#)
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Hey, sometimes latin can score you a hit #1 single:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84129
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-24 14:03:02 EST (#)
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I took four years of Latin a very long time ago.
Why the pursuit of dead language little ghola?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-02-24 13:56:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-24 12:07:44 (#)
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Another little known fact about the ghola is that it is commonly used as a doorstop in many of the southern Indonesian islands.
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I didn't know anyone else knew that.
Also, did you know that saying "no m'am, we do no accept cash," more than 5 times in a day is detrimental for a person's mental well being? Cause I know that now.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-02-24 13:52:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-24 10:38:44 (#)
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no shit. Where has little ghola been lately? She's not around so much. ahumblefool has been MIA as well.
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School is killing me sir. Killing me.
My latin professor does not understand why my being a ninja should excuse me from doing homework. Damn her.
Also, this is the best. post. ever. and makes me incredibly happy.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-24 13:26:31 EST (#)
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A slaveowner in Georgia looked out over his fields one day, and watched the slaves pick cotton and work the land. His daughter walked up beside him and tugged on his coatsleeve.
"Daddy, who are all those people out there?"
He looked down at her and he smoothed the hair away from her forehead. "They're just daddy's ghola, dear."
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-24 12:23:37 EST (#)
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Cave paintings in the South of France have recently been determined to have been created by a little known subset of Cro-Magnon man known simply as ghola.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-24 12:13:51 EST (#)
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Historical evidence has been discovered that proves the first draft of the Declaration of Independence read "...life, liberty, and the pursuit of ghola's undies."
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-24 12:07:44 EST (#)
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Another little known fact about the ghola is that it is commonly used as a doorstop in many of the southern Indonesian islands.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-24 11:53:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-24 11:47:23 (#)
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Dude, you are probably the most creative person on Uber. I have no clue how you come up with this stuff.
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I don't know if I'd go that far, but thanks if you think so. I don't really have any idea how I come up with it either. In fact, for the most part, I slip into some sort of trance and wake up facedown on my keyboard with drool and froth all over the F,G,C,V and spacebar keys. Then I click the link and see what I'd written, and there we are.
I should probably lay off the peyote at work.
Ghola is the only acceptable for of currency in Monaco.
So when you want to buy something, you have to spend anywhere between three and eighty gholas.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-24 11:47:23 EST (#)
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Dude, you are probably the most creative person on Uber. I have no clue how you come up with this stuff.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-24 11:45:42 EST (#)
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I take great offense. Because of this grievous offense, I must demand reparations to assuage my suffering and anguish.
This is immediately payable in either naked camwhores or peanut butter cookies.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-24 11:40:08 EST (#)
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That's what it sounds like to me, scourgey.
And I know that would make ghola - who I will now reference in every reply I make, in honor of the post - very unhappy if that was the case.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-24 11:29:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-24 11:25:45 (#)
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well start pissin in the bucket it'll fill up eventually i'm sure.
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Is this a jab? Are you saying my Uber posts aren't worth a bucket of piss? That's how I've chosen to take it.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-24 11:25:45 EST (#)
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well start pissin in the bucket it'll fill up eventually i'm sure.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-24 11:18:33 EST (#)
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I'm not email MIA, just been busy at work the last couple of days...
Today should be light though. Too bad the idea well seems to be dry today in regards to Uber.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-24 10:42:55 EST (#)
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Definitely needs more ghola.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-24 10:41:03 EST (#)
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The SAME could be said for SCOURGE when it comes to E-MAIL.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-24 10:39:26 EST (#)
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i don't know any guys that are willing to have their cock up against another. well any straight ones anyway. most guys are all ok with makin a girl airtight but at the sheer possibility someone else's ball hair might wave in the breeze the wrong way they shrivel up and run away.
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No self respecting gangbanger has ball hair. Not in this decade, anyway.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-24 10:38:44 EST (#)
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no shit. Where has little ghola been lately? She's not around so much. ahumblefool has been MIA as well.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-24 10:37:43 EST (#)
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making a girl airtight auto +2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-24 10:37:19 EST (#)
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These comments need more ghola.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-24 10:35:23 EST (#)
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i don't know any guys that are willing to have their cock up against another. well any straight ones anyway. most guys are all ok with makin a girl airtight but at the sheer possibility someone else's ball hair might wave in the breeze the wrong way they shrivel up and run away. also i don't have overly large hands. my hands are built for the perfect width dick, if they'd wanna rub off say between thumb and forefinger and then like middle and ring it could work two to a hand but other than that unless you're all hung with pencil dicks there's a limited amount of room per hand if you want a full wrap around.
in case you're wondering, yes i do contemplate this stuff on my own. it's hard not to really considering my environment. i'm claiming that as my excuse, i swear i'm not an old french prostitute.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-24 10:34:20 EST (#)
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Silly, the both of you.
I meant drilling holes in the hands and feet and THEN slipping some mules in there.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-24 10:31:39 EST (#)
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I think O-man is more talking about just ways for you to get guys off. Not actually being IN you, even though previously he had used that specific word.
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If you had any real skill, you could do two cocks to a hand. I'm disappointed in you....
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-24 10:25:03 EST (#)
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yes but any and all places where body parts fold, ie arms, elbows, armpits (yes i've seen that), boobs, neck, knees and feet don't count as IN me. you said IN. actually i'd be up for a 5 on one but i don't think i have the necessary cleavage for 6.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-24 10:16:11 EST (#)
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You disappoint me. In addition to the holy three (get it? HOLE-y three???) you've got two hands and both your feet. That's another three guys right there...four if there isn't a guy that wants a footjob.
Then there are always your nostrils.
Earholes.
Etc.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-24 10:07:32 EST (#)
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not all at the same time. only have three available holes at once. NO doubling up. form a line kiddies.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-24 09:59:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-24 09:39:21 (#)
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places i'm glad i never truly fit into.... ubersite and cheerleading squads.
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But the question is 'can ubersite fit into YOU?'
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-24 09:48:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-24 09:39:21 (#)
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places i'm glad i never truly fit into.... ubersite and cheerleading squads.
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Don't fool yourself sister, you fit in.
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-24 09:42:10 EST (#)
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you are a funny guy.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-24 09:39:21 EST (#)
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places i'm glad i never truly fit into.... ubersite and cheerleading squads.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-24 09:26:38 EST (#)
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"These twins are young but they're deadly you see
They keep tossing six-edged throwing stars right at me
But Ghola, dear, she laughs it off, of course
Says "when the zombies come the only option is force"
It's even funnier when I can get the tune out of my head and just read it for a minute.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-24 08:57:00 EST (#)
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Hey, you never said they had to be GOOD rhymes.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-02-24 07:10:33 EST (#)
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masterful
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-02-24 03:51:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-23 23:57:24 (#)
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Maiorano...Vincent Vaughn-o, Parthenan-o, High colon-o, epsilon-o, Pentagon-o, Laocoon-o, my neuron-o, boullion-o, used tampon-o, mmm bonbon-o, Miss Saigon-o, Cro-Magnon-o...
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Lame rhyme-o.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-23 23:57:24 EST (#)
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Maiorano...Vincent Vaughn-o, Parthenan-o, High colon-o, epsilon-o, Pentagon-o, Laocoon-o, my neuron-o, boullion-o, used tampon-o, mmm bonbon-o, Miss Saigon-o, Cro-Magnon-o...
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-23 21:51:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-23 21:03:15 (#)
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oh holy hell. uber gets alot damn weirder after hours.
um my underwear inspectors were always double digits. and the sticker would be stuck to my butt cuz i wouldn't notice.
great i'm like the female method...
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Obviously you don't buy the same kind of quality underwear that O-man and I wear.
My boxers are made of the finest silk, taken from a rare silk worm that only produces one strand of silk per year. This silk is as strong as steel, yet light and comfortable. It takes several hundred silk worms several hundred years to produce one pair of boxers.
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You're right, we are weird after work hours. Myself included.
I ENJOY YELLING! AND COWBOYS!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-23 21:03:15 EST (#)
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oh holy hell. uber gets alot damn weirder after hours.
um my underwear inspectors were always double digits. and the sticker would be stuck to my butt cuz i wouldn't notice.
great i'm like the female method...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-23 20:06:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-23 19:59:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-02-23 19:53:21 (#)
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Har har, betcha you can't rhyme anything with Maiorano (my-er-ah-no).
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Your last name is so, so close to mine, it's just scary.
Go Italia, WOO
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-02-23 19:53:21 EST (#)
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Har har, betcha you can't rhyme anything with Maiorano (my-er-ah-no).
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-23 19:41:18 EST (#)
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Good, as usual. By the way, I can hardly remember when I was 45. . .
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-02-23 19:33:31 EST (#)
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WELL IM NOT DUMB BUT I CANT UNDERSTAND HOW SHE WALKS LIKE A WOMAN BUT TALKS LIKE A MAN, LOLA!
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-23 19:03:26 EST (#)
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Potatoes!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-23 19:02:15 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-23 18:30:35 EST (#)
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It's the Kinks!
Lola...El oh, el ay, Lola...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-23 17:50:21 EST (#)
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SO IS ISAAC MIZRAHI BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP HIM FROM GETTING HIS HANDS ON SCARLETT JOHANNSENS'S GOLDEN GLOBES
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-23 17:47:18 EST (#)
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ALL CAPS IS GAY
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-23 17:43:29 EST (#)
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ILL SLEEP LIKE A LIIIIIIIL ANGEL TONIGHT
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-23 17:42:30 EST (#)
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I'M SO GLAD WE HAD THIS TALK, HUMPOS POPITINAMANES
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-23 17:39:16 EST (#)
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ANGELOU, EVEN
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-23 17:39:08 EST (#)
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CONSIDER IT DONE, MAYA ANGELOUS
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-23 17:37:44 EST (#)
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MAKE ME A GYRO AND WE'LL TALK, POLYCHRONOPOLIS
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-23 17:35:05 EST (#)
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WHERES MINE YOU PUSSY
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-23 17:30:16 EST (#)
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Yeah, fuck #3. That asshole used to sniff 'em, too.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-23 17:29:47 EST (#)
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#5 is pretty much the cat's ass, isn't he?
He approves the best underwear. I swear sometimes, when I'm in a briefs mood, I'll slip on a pair of #5s and I'll actually feel my nuts lift and separate. It's almost like having a little ottoman for your bop bag.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-23 17:27:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-23 17:08:01 (#)
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maybe you should hold up your license and social security card and take a picture of it like the porn people do. and of course the obligatory stfu i'm not method sign.
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Do I look even remotely near 45 in my shitty camwhores?
Good luck getting the license/SSN information, stalker girl.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-23 17:25:20 EST (#)
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O-man #5 is the shit. Did you see the high level of quality all the underwear he inspected were?
Classy man.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-23 17:22:39 EST (#)
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well then i guess he should stop asking for free samples of porn...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-23 17:22:09 EST (#)
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Or maybe he used to work for an underwear company. Maybe he was #4 from "inspected by #4" fame.
Fuck #3. That asshole.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-23 17:20:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
He might be gay and asking what color underwear you wear to try and imagine it on himself...
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Just a thought.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-23 17:13:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i don't consider 45 that old. granted that's almost my dad's age, but the ups guy that comes here is 44 and hot and i'd do him in a heartbeat if i didn't have to see him while i was at work the next day. and considering today he asked me what color underwear i was wearing i'm pretty sure he has no problem either. plus johnny depp is in his 40s he's very doable even for a short guy. but when i think gold digger i think anna nicole smith and like she's 20 he's 86 and that kinda extra sagginess makes me nauseous.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-23 17:11:37 EST (#)
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My "old balls" look - and I'm sure, probably TASTE - as good today at 45 as they did in their 20's. Probably because of my outstanding gonad grooming habits.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-23 17:09:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ewwwwww god i could never be a gold digger. it'd be ok to fuck an old man if that's what i've grown used to over the years of living with a man who aged the same way i did. other than that it makes me scream and think OLD BALLS EWWWWWW!!!!!
rich and young i'd take though. just old wrinkly peener.... ew.
*vomits*
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-23 17:08:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
maybe it was the spelling out of stuff. especially when i got to the ghola part and went hey where's the h? sorry for not thinking of lola omg i promise i'll go kill myself in retribution. or something. sepuku.
maybe you should hold up your license and social security card and take a picture of it like the porn people do. and of course the obligatory stfu i'm not method sign.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-23 17:07:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-23 17:02:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:57:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm also saying i think orgasmatron is still a dirty old man.
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I may have the mind of a DOM sometimes, but that's where the aging ends.
Sorry to disappoint, golddigger.
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Yeah shes really trying to reach isn't she?
Tsk tsk.
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I drive a Mercedes baby....
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-23 17:02:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:57:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm also saying i think orgasmatron is still a dirty old man.
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I may have the mind of a DOM sometimes, but that's where the aging ends.
Sorry to disappoint, golddigger.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:59:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Pretty sure I'm only 26.
I don't think it's that much of a stretch to pull something from that song. I mean, I've done stuff with American Pie and Bohemian Rhapsody...it's not like those are fresh and new.
The real question, as Shlong of Myself so eloquently put, is how do YOU not know the song right off the bat like that?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:57:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm not saying i don't know it. i'm just saying it didn't come to mind with the way this was written out.
i'm also saying i think orgasmatron is still a dirty old man.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:52:33 EST (#)
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How the fuck can someone NOT know "Lola", for fucksakes?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:45:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah that one definitely didn't come to mind. are you sure you're only 26?
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:45:04 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:37:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:35:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
i can't figure out what tune that's supposed to be sung to. but it was still funny. or maybe it got funnier cuz i was trying to sing it but didn't know what to sing it to and was doing so outloud.
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"Lola" by the Kinks.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:35:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't like this series too much but I won't -2 you because I don't have time to get into it with you today, Orgasmo.
How's that grab ya?
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Aw, you're just sore because I haven't done you yet.
Or done you in the Biblical way.
Chin up, Woody. I'll get to you soon enough.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:35:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i can't figure out what tune that's supposed to be sung to. but it was still funny. or maybe it got funnier cuz i was trying to sing it but didn't know what to sing it to and was doing so outloud.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:35:52 EST (#)
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I don't like this series too much but I won't -2 you because I don't have time to get into it with you today, Orgasmo.
How's that grab ya?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:34:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:33:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
I expect mine to be just as good, object of my eternal hatred.
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Yours will be as camel afterbirth spilled into a bucket of room temperature yams, my nemesis.
Which is to say, it will stink.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:33:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:20:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Did anyone else here start thinking of Wierd Al Yankovic's version, 'Yoda'?
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I did and didn't want to go this route, because, as you mentioned, the -oda/-ola song has been done before.
But I couldn't help it. THE NAME COMPELS IT.
GHO-GHO-GHO-GHO GHOOOOOOOOOOOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:33:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I expect mine to be just as good, object of my eternal hatred.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:26:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:12:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Best W I A N yet. I'll have it stuck in my head all day now.
Already stuck in mine damnit.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:20:36 EST (#)
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Did anyone else here start thinking of Wierd Al Yankovic's version, 'Yoda'?
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:17:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha
...and it tastes just like cherry co-la
see-oh-el-eh co-la
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:16:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love ninja sex.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:12:36 EST (#)
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Best W I A N yet. I'll have it stuck in my head all day now.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:11:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HA!
Someone else is using my idea of ninja sex!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:07:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think it's safe to say that if God himself had a raging hard-on for ghola, he couldn't have expressed himself better than you, o brother of -tron.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:07:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAAWSOME
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:03:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
auto +2 for the Kinks
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2006-02-23 16:00:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That Black Eyed Peas pump it shit is playing at the next desk.
I'll have to come back to this later.
I can't function with all this going on.
My brain. it might explode.
That would be tragic.
tee ar aye gee....fuck never mind.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-02-23 15:57:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i definitely love you now.
marry me.