A Grand Day Out With My Uber Best Friends (744 hits)
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Submitted by claymation_dude/beatjunky (View user info) at 2006-02-24 07:36:48 EST
I asked some Uber users if they would be my friends, here is what they had to say:
Q) Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-21 16:41:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
method do you want to be my bff? i think everyone on uber except you me and shlongy and orgasmatron are retards
A) Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-21 16:52:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
eat fuck, claymation_pussy, the only people around here worth half a shit are myself and shlongy, and even HE's got a napoleon complex.
But, he's served more pussy than a chinese food restaurant, so it sort of evens out
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nOW THAT'S just ignorant.
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Q) Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-21 17:37:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
your welcome, WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
A) Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-02-22 10:57:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
no way
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Who does he think he is? fucking n00b!
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Q) Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-21 16:00:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm glad you love me enough to write a poem for me Orgasmatron, lets be friends.
A)Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-21 16:18:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-21 16:00:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm glad you love me enough to write a poem for me Orgasmatron, lets be friends.
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-09 11:40:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
Forgot to include that. It was written for one of last year's douchegarglers. Sorry
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*SNIFF*
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also honourable mentions for these two:
1)Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-21 16:04:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
It's your only chance, assmunch.
2)Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-02-21 18:37:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
i cant tell if you suck more as claimation_dude or as chr15.
either way, you're a cunt.
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i have realised this is the wrong approach so i have made a cartoon to show thm what fun we could have as best friends.
enjoy.
User Reviews
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:51:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-04 19:14:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NOW you're talkin'.
I still think you're shit but a laugh is a laugh, although we must take into effect that Im played in a golf tournament today and I am fucking hammered.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-03-04 17:07:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-24 15:43:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
shoulda brought some friends back from Brazil - that'd make you VERY popular round here
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2006-02-24 10:59:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm glad you 'preciate my efforts. i'd be friends with all of uber and take youz on a picnic if i could! =o)
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-24 10:34:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll be your friend.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-24 10:33:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey cool, I made a funny...
yay for me.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-24 10:17:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's funny because it suggests that I ingest semen.
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-24 10:14:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought he was a Swallow...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-24 10:08:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Please. Everyone knows Orgasmatron is more like the Poetry Peacock.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-24 10:00:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Upon further review, I feel that a +2 is required here.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-24 09:52:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-24 08:58:45 (#)
Ranking: 1
The poetry goose, huh?
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Ive always thought of you more as the Poetry Cassowary
Submitted by queenemily (user info) at 2006-02-24 09:37:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2006-02-24 09:30:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by queenemily (user info) at 2006-02-24 09:17:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Your poetry brought tears to my eyes, It was so beautiful.I'LL be your best friend.
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*SNIFF* finally some love, do a camwhore, I don't befriend chubbuckets. Alter.
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*whimpers* But how could anyone not love my porcine curves?
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2006-02-24 09:30:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by queenemily (user info) at 2006-02-24 09:17:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Your poetry brought tears to my eyes, It was so beautiful.I'LL be your best friend.
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*SNIFF* finally some love, do a camwhore, I don't befriend chubbuckets. Alter.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-24 09:24:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
retrospect fully endorses full_frontals comment with the following edits...
i cant tell if you suck more as claymation_dude or as chr15 or as beatjunky.
either way, you're still a cunt
Submitted by queenemily (user info) at 2006-02-24 09:17:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your poetry brought tears to my eyes, It was so beautiful.I'LL be your best friend.
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2006-02-24 09:00:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-24 08:58:45 (#)
Ranking: 1
The poetry goose, huh?
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KOOL huh?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-24 08:58:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The poetry goose, huh?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-24 08:44:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I did smile.
Poem was a little off though.
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2006-02-24 08:04:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
he might do phuzz, but this needed to be said
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-24 08:04:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh man, this place isn't like the GOOD OLD DAYS any more.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-24 07:59:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
meh
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-24 07:53:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Um, if bart banned claymation_dude, don't you think he might put two and two together, what with 'submitted by 'claymation_dude/beatjunky' and all...?
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-24 07:48:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh. You ruined it with the poem.