the moment my girlfriend told me that she loved me, and always would. NSFW (9170 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.13 on 58 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2006-02-24 16:21:50 EST
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-04-29 00:49:59 EDT (#)
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luba doesn't even look human
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-29 00:32:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-02-27 22:59:24 (#)
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No Comment
^jealousy
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-29 00:23:31 EDT (#)
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I don't know why, but I feel the need to smash my fist into her spine if I were behind her right now.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-29 00:04:53 EDT (#)
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Pathetic.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-05 12:06:23 EST (#)
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Fuck off, idiot.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-28 03:37:25 EST (#)
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no, definitely not fake. this woman is just perfectly shaped.
Submitted by Oxymoron (user info) at 2006-02-27 23:09:10 EST (#)
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Fake tits suck
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-02-27 23:02:37 EST (#)
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B@W!!!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-02-27 22:59:24 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by StartMeUp (user info) at 2006-02-26 15:18:37 EST (#)
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Fuck, I'd do her.
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-02-26 12:11:08 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-02-26 08:23:39 EST (#)
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Pretty sure Luba just got nailed by her husband in that pic.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-02-26 07:52:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thats so fucking hot. the fact that you cant really see 'the goods' just serves to make it hotter.
goodbye standard windows desktop background.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-02-26 05:48:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it's kinda like the porn version of "har har rabbit"
bob dole would do her.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-02-25 15:52:02 EST (#)
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back to the Zak we all know I see.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2006-02-25 12:14:57 EST (#)
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I have no clue about the label system, but if it can qualm my inferiority complex, I'm all for it!
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-02-25 12:03:52 EST (#)
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....
I meant on Uber, above a user's name.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-25 11:57:40 EST (#)
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they are a convenient way of taking an Uberuser and sticking them in a little mental box so you can safely dismiss them and feel superior.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-02-25 11:56:05 EST (#)
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haha I meant on Uber
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-25 11:48:24 EST (#)
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they are a convenient way of taking a human being and sticking them in a little mental box so you can safely dismiss them and feel superior.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-02-25 11:41:49 EST (#)
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What the hell are labels all about?
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-02-25 11:39:44 EST (#)
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Hot.
Good excuse for porn.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-25 11:21:13 EST (#)
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I don't know why I still have a tin of Altoids Apple Sours on my desk.
But it's there just the same.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-25 11:09:11 EST (#)
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You are truly pathetic.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-02-24 22:29:59 EST (#)
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i want to know why you dont care about me when i care so deeply for you. i also would like to know who you are.
-2 brunette
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-02-24 21:22:18 EST (#)
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Man, I bet you are totally pumped about virtual reality so you can finally meet a girl like this, or at least a girl.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-24 20:45:51 EST (#)
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So is that her or just someone whose nudity seemed appropriate for the post?
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-24 20:15:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-02-24 19:25:25 (#)
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I wonder how proud your mother is... That she raised a child porn aficionado.
I can't wait until you are finally locked behind bars. What stage in the trial are you at, Mr. Zakalwe? Please keep us informed about your legal problems. I hate hearing about them through an alternative source.
haha that girl is in her twenties you puss
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-24 19:56:30 EST (#)
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woopity fucking doo da
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-24 19:49:45 EST (#)
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I'm so happy for you dude!
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-02-24 19:31:56 EST (#)
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great post.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-02-24 19:25:25 EST (#)
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I wonder how proud your mother is... That she raised a child porn aficionado.
I can't wait until you are finally locked behind bars. What stage in the trial are you at, Mr. Zakalwe? Please keep us informed about your legal problems. I hate hearing about them through an alternative source.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-24 19:16:07 EST (#)
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awesome!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:20:11 EST (#)
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i'm enjoying the view
Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:12:03 EST (#)
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Thats a good fucking picture.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:11:57 EST (#)
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anyone who doesn't know who this chick is is dumb
Submitted by Casus_Belli (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:05:47 EST (#)
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I'm sorry, I think I've just cum
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:05:46 EST (#)
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milk
Submitted by evesapple (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:00:52 EST (#)
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did you notice she's married?
oops
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-24 17:39:15 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-24 17:37:31 EST (#)
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Retroviral therapy making you a Mr Grumpyboots?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-24 17:35:59 EST (#)
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that's as true as it is funny, iago.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-24 17:31:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-24 17:19:24 (#)
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Zakalwe has too good a taste in heterosexual porn to be gay.
This however...
Man fuck that. You're a raging homo.
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No, no! He has a jock roommate at college, and the jock is a cliche'd case of repressed homosexuality. He often comes back from drinking after playing a football game and winning 52-0, and has sex with zak; but its not happy sex, its rough 'you disgust me' sex, which zak is all right with, as the idea of being a filthy cumsack appeals to him. After the jock guy has blown his load over Zak's face, he's all like, "You fucking faggot, get away from me. You even look at me and ill break your fucking neck, man!" As Zak is a 80-pound-when-wet anemic rake, he likes to play the 'BIG HETERO INTERNET MAN' and swipes all the good porn from the jock roommate and posts it on uber so which he sends links to his parents as proof that he's not a sodomite. Although Zak thinks this is normal, its disgusts his orthodox Jewish mother, especally these days when her husband died bartering in vain with the guy at the fish counter at Wal-Mart over the price of gafilka fish.
This is the truth. The whole truth and nothing but the truth.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-24 17:27:12 EST (#)
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WHERE CAN I FIND MORE OF THIS BROAD
PROBABLY SOME DANISH PORN SITE OR SOME SHIT
GODDAMM YOU AND YOUR OBSCURE PORN
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-24 17:25:24 EST (#)
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I've seen enough of the homoerotic boywank that passes for one of your posts to know your opinion is worthless, thorpe.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-24 17:19:24 EST (#)
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Zakalwe has too good a taste in heterosexual porn to be gay.
This however...
Man fuck that. You're a raging homo.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-24 17:04:56 EST (#)
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hawt
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-02-24 17:02:51 EST (#)
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You know what makes that picture so awesom? The wedding band on her finger.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-24 16:56:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by DizzyMissus (user info) at 2006-02-24 16:52:42 (#)
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Will she still love you now you have put her bare arse on the internet? Maybe Not?
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You chump, its not his girlfriend.
1) Zakalawe looks like a total drooling retard.
2) She's wearing a wedding ring.
3) Zakalawe has fully admitted to being a HOMOSEXUAL- HE'S BEING IRONIC
Submitted by DizzyMissus (user info) at 2006-02-24 16:52:42 EST (#)
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Will she still love you now you have put her bare arse on the internet? Maybe Not?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-24 16:48:34 EST (#)
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Great news
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-02-24 16:43:42 EST (#)
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"And if you let me do you in teh pooper, I'll love you too."
Submitted by v8lover (user info) at 2006-02-24 16:40:54 EST (#)
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HAHA
*grunt*
ME... LIKE...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-24 16:39:36 EST (#)
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yes, of course.
that's why you are on ubersite at 21:40 on a friday.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-02-24 16:30:31 EST (#)
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Rip roaring, ready to go!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-02-24 16:28:53 EST (#)
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i don't love her and i never will.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-24 16:28:20 EST (#)
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now see, I'd at least put some lingerie on the poor girl - she must be freezing!
Submitted by zoot124 (user info) at 2006-02-24 16:26:26 EST (#)
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No Comment