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Submitted by skalors1 (View user info) at 2006-02-24 18:01:49 EST


The girl I am with right now will be my future wife. I have no doubt about that. She is a loving, compassionate and selfless woman. I have no complaints about our relationship; we have been together for about nine months. I would be lying if I told you that sacrifices have not been made for her. They are sacrifices willingly given. She is a teacher plus she works part time doing accounting work for an office. I have spent evenings and weekends helping her grade papers, I have gone into her office to do general clerical work and I have become completely abstinent.

That's right; I have not released my special man juice (wet dreams don't count) in over nine months. There have been no hand jobs, blowjobs or general penetrations since we met. I haven't even masturbated. Why? I swore after I took my first, and only, girl's virginity that I would never do it again unless I was married to the woman. That may be because my ex turned into a psycho fucking whore, but that is neither her nor there. I made myself a promise and I will stick to it. Besides, she has waited nearly twenty four years for the precious man-stick; I can wait another 6 months to give it to her.

In regards to masturbation, well, to put it simply, it is my way to control any urges I have towards her. She is a not only beautiful on the inside, but she is also an Amer-Asian which makes her equally attractive externally; I have yet to see an Asian-American mixed woman who is not drop-dead gorgeous, but I may be wrong.

What does this have to do with anything? To be honest, not a damn thing. However, I have been dwelling on past, more memorable, sexual experiences that I have had and I feel the urge to share some of those experiences with you folks.

I was in a fraternity in my under-grad days. If you put all stereotypes aside, it was a good experience for me. I learned leadership, responsibility, how to make a bong to hold 5 beers, and how to bong 5 beers without regurgitating those 5 beers 5 seconds later. I also acquired a sixth sense when it came to women. I must tell you first and foremost that I never took advantage of a woman because she was drunk. In fact, I avoided drunken women like the plague. I had a dream of becoming a lawyer, a dream which indeed came to fruition, and I was not going to fuck that up because I made some girls asshole hurt and it left a chip on her shoulder the next day, or because she truly was to drunk to know or understand the situation. There aren't a lot of lines I won't cross, as my story will show you, but that was one line that was holy ground to me, much like my girlfriend's vagina, and I would not even approach it.

Susan was the vice-president of our fraternities sister sorority. She was tall and relatively attractive. I was an acquaintance of her ex-boyfriend, who used to rant and rave about her ability to suck and ride the meat stick, and I was always curious if she was truly as good in bed as he had claimed. However, there was one problem, she was a stuck-up bitch. So I had resolved myself to masturbation on those cold lonely nights. Then an opportunity presented itself. In fact, THEE opportunity presented itself, and it came in the form of a cast that encompassed her entire leg, all the way to the hip. She needed sympathy, and I am a very sympathetic man. It took time, I won't lie, and I was forced to commit about an hour a day to my cause. Let me tell you though, it was worth it. About a month after this happened we met up at a party, she was sipping on some fruity sort of drink and went into this huge rant about how she can't use her crutches when she is drunk that I didn't really pay attention to because I was to busy hoping tonight was the night, and I ended up giving her a piggy-back ride home. Obviously a piggy-back ride is what was needed to make her wet; maybe it reminded her of her youth, (you know what Freud says) or maybe it was a simple fact that men at my college had more standards than to fuck a crippled chick. I, however, was not one of those men. We went into the room and found our way to the bed with relative ease; I didn't pay much attention to my surroundings. 10 minutes later we were going she was riding the bullet train, and my pseudo-friend was right, she knew what she was doing. Even with her limited mobility, she was gyrating every which way. She was even a screamer. About fifteen minutes later I hear this thump and someone opens the door and someone walks out of the room. I stared at Susan with a bewildered look and she just grabbed my cock, re-inserted it, and said, "Don't worry, it was just my roommate." Classic.

Then there was Amanda, probably my ultimate pick-up. She was a relatively quiet girl who lived on the terrace of my dorm my sophomore year. She had this amazing ass and a gorgeous smile. She also had a boyfriend who turned out to be a controlling asshole. They had been together since their junior year of high school, and he had that fear of losing her to someone else when she went to college. So he followed her, and he even moved to her dorm. Two months into the school year, he was living two-doors down from her. He had something bad to say about every guy she knew, which is an obvious clue to his insecurities and failings as a man. He was not good enough for her, and he knew it. Regardless, I stayed away from her. It was not worth the time and she obviously cared for this guy for reasons unbeknownst to me, but hey, to each his own. Besides, I did not want to become a friend to her just to hear her bitch about her boyfriend, which is exactly what happened to every guy in the dorm who tried to get close enough to her to snatch her away. So she remained a fly on my radar, someone that could be something but probably never would be. It turns out I was wrong.

It was at a party in January that she showed up to the fraternity house. She came with other friends from the dorm which, to my surprise, was comprised of all women with no boyfriend(s) in tout. We ended up dancing that night. There was nothing naughty about it, it was just dancing. We talked about her boyfriend, who she left at his friend's party because it wasn't fun for her. That came as no surprise. So she came to our house; I don't think I told you that there were about 14 fraternity brothers living in the dorm I stayed in, and the ironic part about that was that it was an alcohol free dorm. Therefore I was not surprised that she came to our house; half of the guys there were friends with her and half of those guys had probably, at some point and time, tried to sleep with her. I was getting relatively lit, lost track of her, and she ended up going home. No skin off of my back, I had no intentions of facing rejection that night, it had happened the night before two times and I was not ready for more heartache in my life. I am a tender soul DON'T JUDGE ME. So I drank to around two o'clock and started the long trek home.

I left the house around 1:30, and I made it back to the dorm around 3. I would have been back by 2, but I took a slight, two-mile, detour to the local Burger King and attempted to place a walk-up order. I failed miserably, but fate was working in my favor that night. When I got back to the dorm, much to my dismay, I came to realize that I had no food in my room. My roommate, who is also a fraternity brother of mine, was working night security at the front desk so convincing him to drive me to the store was out of the question, so my only option left was to visit one of our pledges, Eric, who happened to live on the terrace, and suggest to him that it would be beneficial for him to run to Meijer real fast so I could enjoy some Easy Mac before I passed out. So my travels to terrace began. When I arrived on the terrace, I witnessed a most unsettling sight, Amanda's boyfriend yelling at her because she left the party without consulting him first. She was in tears and tried to explain to him that her friends wanted to leave, but he would hear none of that. Some guy could have stuck his dick in her if he wasn't there to tear the guy down and he simply would not stand for it! He refused to go back to stroking his own cock and trying to catch the semen in his mouth. Her hands provided an ample dish for that and he would not give that up. So I waited in the shadows; I saw my opportunity. When the argument finished he stormed into his room leaving her to wallow in self pity about how horrible she was to him and I strolled up to her, asked if she was ok, grabbed her butt and asked if she wanted to come up to my room. She looked directly into my eyes and asked, "What room are you?" She used me that night and it left a smile on my face. I was happy.

Anyways, enough for now, this is turning into a very long post. If you want to hear more stories, let me know, I have plenty. Talk to you guys later.


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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-05-21 10:21:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

OMG I LIEK TOTALLY HAD SEX 4 DAYS AGO! I SO SHOULD WRITE A MEDIOCRE POST ABOUT IT!

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-05-21 09:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I love it when the reviews are better than the post.

Staind?

coughFAGcough

Shlongy is God

Submitted by FannyGrady (user info) at 2006-02-24 21:37:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Malachewaii (user info) at 2006-02-24 21:21:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

post a pic of your 'future wife's' boobs.

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-24 21:04:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No one wants to hear about your drunken adventure with a poorly disguised tranny.

Submitted by skalors (user info) at 2006-02-24 19:34:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I can admit a mistake. People make them all the time. I meant what I said. If I meant something else, I would have said it. I do have a firm understanding of the english language.

Submitted by SiddleyHawker (user info) at 2006-02-24 19:33:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ONE POST PER DAY, ASSHOLE.

Is it really a hard concept. You only get a zero on this because I was mildly entertained by both your posts.

Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-24 19:32:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by skalors (user info) at 2006-02-24 19:29:09 (#)
Ranking: 0

Dig dug, why don't you think about the sentence. People can be prepared in a friendly manner for something you fucking moron. Again, it was a fucking "cheek" to you for coming across hot-headed. Seriously, I think your college owes you a refund.

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Dont even bother to try and convince us you meant it in that way. You shagged it up, and now your backpedalling for all your worth.

Submitted by skalors (user info) at 2006-02-24 19:29:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Dig dug, why don't you think about the sentence. People can be prepared in a friendly manner for something you fucking moron. Again, it was a fucking "cheek" to you for coming across hot-headed. Seriously, I think your college owes you a refund.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-24 19:25:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

sonic death monkey eating cake
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dude, I saw them at Red Rocks, they opened for Staind...

Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-24 19:18:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by skalors (user info) at 2006-02-24 19:11:27 (#)
Ranking: 0

Dig dug, firstly, I used the word as I had intended to us it. If I had wanted to say "effectively," that is what I would have said.

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What? So you put words into sentinces that dont belong in them? Is that some kind of hobby or a mental condition, like tourettes?

Awesome, that means i can say things like. "I am driving my increasingly car" or " I like sonic death monkey eating cake."

Stop rubbing dog excrement into your hair, and think, fool.

Submitted by skalors (user info) at 2006-02-24 19:13:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Thank JonnyX, I appreciate the clarification. As for receiving a negative review, it is not a bother to me in any way shape or form. I could care less, I do not post here for any sort of gratification. However, I must add that I have not been in a flame contest in quite some time so I must thank the other participants.

Submitted by skalors (user info) at 2006-02-24 19:11:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Dig dug, firstly, I used the word as I had intended to us it. If I had wanted to say "effectively," that is what I would have said. Secondly, where was your relative ranked? Who's Who in America? They put every fucking paying attorney in some sort of influential category in their yearly digest. If you pay you play. I think the owner of my firm has about 20 plaques collecting dust in our storage unit. Where is he licensed to practice law? Is it a state award? Because retards could be fucking awarded that honor in most states in this country.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-24 19:03:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:41:40 (#)
Ranking: -2

If you had read my posts, or my reviews, you would understand. I'm not pissed. I'm just an Uberasshole. Ask JonnyX.
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That's true, and one the best, I might add. (Shlongy, of course, being the Deity that all Uberassholes pray to.)

I'll say it nicely, since I like you, skalors.
'One post per day' because you can only have one post on the front page at a time - this post you did here, knocked your excellent post from this afternoon off the page. In addition, you push everybody else post down one when you post.

Multiple posts in a day is grounds for banning.
There are no 'rules' per se - check one of my earliest posts for the interpretation of what they 'are'.

Last thing, when you get a -2, skate it off.


That is all.

Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-24 19:02:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by skalors (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:50:21 (#)
Ranking: 0

Why am I a shitty lawyer? Is it because you are unable to comprehend inferences in writing? That is exactly what legal writing is. Thanks for telling me how to do my job, I am sure law and order has prepared you amicably for this conversation. Oh wait, I bet your friend is a lawyer. Or shit, wasn't it your cousin?


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Actually thats quite an ironic statement, my uncle happens to own his own law firm. He was also rated one of the top 40 lawyers in the country under 40 years old (I think he has since become older than 40, so, I'm not sure how that works out).

I'm saying you're a shitty lawyer because you use words like "amicably" in a context where it doesn't belong. Amicable doesn't mean well-prepared, buddy. It means friendly. Obviously, I'm less than friendly. I never told you how to do your job, now whose the one not able to comprehend inferences? Change your rag, its like talking to a hungry baby with PMS.

Submitted by skalors (user info) at 2006-02-24 19:01:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't play mmorpgs. Nice try though. I bet you do though. You probably just think it is ok because you don't obsess over them. As for threatening people over the internet, I don't think making a joke is exactly a threat. However, if it is, then I indeed am an internet tough guy and I am proud of it.

Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:54:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah, you can't do it because your a BIG MAN that threatens people on the internet.

Also another reason you can't do it is because your a total drooling mongoloid that couldn't harm a crippled midget in an iron lung.

But keep your fantasies about hurting people to yourself. I wouldnt want you to get savagely maimed by a girlscout when your MMORPGS just dont cut it anymore.

Submitted by Graham (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:54:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Fun? Well if this if fun for you please, carry on


*exit stage left*

Submitted by skalors (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:52:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Graham, this is fun:) Wtf are you talking about?

Submitted by Graham (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:52:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fucking retards

Submitted by skalors (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:50:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Why am I a shitty lawyer? Is it because you are unable to comprehend inferences in writing? That is exactly what legal writing is. Thanks for telling me how to do my job, I am sure law and order has prepared you amicably for this conversation. Oh wait, I bet your friend is a lawyer. Or shit, wasn't it your cousin?

Submitted by skalors (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:47:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I am positive her hymen is intact, but that was quite funny actually. I am laughing fairly hard right now. As for lago, you are quite right about what a monkey stomp is. However, when I made that comment the thought in my mind was stomping my foot down on your nuts when you were sleeping. I am unable to do so for many reasons, which I hope are obvious to you as well.


Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:43:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by skalors (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:42:11 (#)
Ranking: 0

I see that you are unable to appreciate the obvious "cheek" in that response. Hence the "See? I can make the same dumb fucking jokes that you can."

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You're a shitty lawyer, aren't you.

Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:43:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No dude, from my knowledge of 'Monkey Stompage' its a spontaneous, random event, seldom seen. It can't be planned! EVERYONE knows that!

Im beginning to doubt your commitment to the 'Monkey Stompage' threat.

p.s. Oh weak, digdug, your hogging all the idiot! He's not responding to me any more! No fair!

Submitted by skalors (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:42:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I see that you are unable to appreciate the obvious "cheek" in that response. Hence the "See? I can make the same dumb fucking jokes that you can."

Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:41:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

If you had read my posts, or my reviews, you would understand. I'm not pissed. I'm just an Uberasshole. Ask JonnyX. By the way have you surgically checked your lady to make sure her hymen is intact? If I was grading little kiddies papers and other such bullshit, I'd check to verify that I wasn't in line to recieve some damaged goods.

Submitted by skalors (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:39:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I shall post some monkey stompage after this weekend. I am out of town for the weekend. I will deliver on my promise.

Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:39:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Dude, bit of frendly advice : If you rip on somone for not being funny or original, you shouldnt use a FAMOUS South Park insult to do it. "Whats the matter Kyle, got sand in your vagina?"

Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:39:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by skalors (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:36:54 (#)
Ranking: 0

That wasn't even funny or original. Look everyone, Dig Dug needs to clean the sand out of his pussy because he has been insulted. I will lend you a pair of tweezers to help you with that. See? I can make the same dumb fucking jokes that you can. I am sorry if it was your girlfriend I fucked too.

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HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHHAHAHHAHA SOMEONE DUZN"T UNDERSATND UNBERSITE HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAA fag. Getting laid tonight? No?

Submitted by skalors (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:36:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

That wasn't even funny or original. Look everyone, Dig Dug needs to clean the sand out of his pussy because he has been insulted. I will lend you a pair of tweezers to help you with that. See? I can make the same dumb fucking jokes that you can. I am sorry if it was your girlfriend I fucked too.

Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:32:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by skalors (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:28:44 (#)
Ranking: 0

Dig dug, I have read some of your posts. I have pissed more coherent thoughts in the snow (thanks Maddox). As for you Lago, learn to appreciate a joke. I am sorry if it was your girlfriend I fucked, but let it go man.

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Skalors, lick my testicles gently. Caress them with your tongue. Embrace them, for these are balls that you shall never have. You can piss all the coherent thoughts you want, but, we all know that you have to sit down when you piss.

Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:31:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Dont detract from the point, bunny.

I was promised some Monkey stompage, and want to see it! Aren't you going to make good on your INTERNET THREATS?

C'mon EVERYONE'S waiting!

Submitted by skalors (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:28:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Dig dug, I have read some of your posts. I have pissed more coherent thoughts in the snow (thanks Maddox). As for you Lago, learn to appreciate a joke. I am sorry if it was your girlfriend I fucked, but let it go man.

Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:27:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:25:44 (#)
Ranking: -2

No, 'monkey stomp' me. Right here, right now. In front of ALL THESE PEOPLE.

'Monkey stomp' me. Right now. Im waiting.

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Well, he sure as hell can't monkey stomp his woman. She's a viiiiirrgin (at least thats what she would have him believe, right, Schlongy?).

Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:25:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No, 'monkey stomp' me. Right here, right now. In front of ALL THESE PEOPLE.

'Monkey stomp' me. Right now. Im waiting.

Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:25:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Oohh, and I'm gonna have to give you another -2 since you +2ed yourself. Buuuuummer.

Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:23:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by skalors (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:22:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Lago, I will jump down your throat and live in your kidneys. Don't make me monkey stomp your nuts in front of all of these people.

Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:19:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Board Nazi Says: You get sent to the CAMPS!

Submitted by skalors (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:16:02 EST (#)
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Fuck off asshat. I will post twenty a day if I have the time or a desire. I was unaware that you were voted the board Nazi you commie slime. Besides, the one from this morning I wrote yesterday. I just needed to verify my e-mail address so I could post it.

Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:12:34 EST (#)
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ONE POST A DAY ASS-FARMER!

Submitted by Casus_Belli (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:05:21 EST (#)
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FOOT FAULT: double post

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:04:35 EST (#)
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post a pic of the mixed breed please


Homer: I'm a bad father!

Selma: You're also fat!

Homer: I'm also fat!

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