The Adulterer's Sea Chanty (938 hits)
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Submitted by Bobby Orr (View user info) at 2003-06-04 17:24:47 EDT
The Adulterer's Sea Chanty [sung to the tune of 'Gilligan's Island']
I was having the best of times, the bestest of my life
I was having the best of times, with somebody else's wife, with somebody else's wife
Then her man walked in the room, and my ass was gone
Then her man walked in the room, and I was outta sight, and I was outta sight
A few weeks later I got a call, I got a call from her
'Hey hun I'm pregnant now, I'm pregnant with your kid, I'm pregnant with your kid'
I made this up in my English class, it needs a lotta work
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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-06-05 01:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who the hell writes sea shanties?
+2 for thinking of it.
Good rhymes.
Submitted by Cicciro (user info) at 2003-06-04 19:47:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No one here likes me, which is cool, more fun for I.
Now that did suck, but because you got someone to reply with a part of the Rime of the Ancient Mariner, you get a point more.
Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-06-04 18:55:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe if you paid attention in English class you could
post something worth reading you douche bag.
-BerZ
Submitted by nemo (user info) at 2003-06-04 18:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You can sing most of the Rime of the Ancient Mariner to the tune of Gilligan's Island.
It is an ancient Mariner,
And he stoppeth one of three.
"By the long grey beard and glittering eye,
Now wherefore stopp'st thou me?
The Bridegroom's doors are opened wide,
And I am next of kin;
The guests are met, the feast is set:
May'st hear teh merry din."
I could go on forever. :)
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-06-04 18:00:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
potential
Submitted by AbeFroman (user info) at 2003-06-04 17:56:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Adultery is faaaaaaaaantastic...awful song, though. +1.
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Submitted by SantonioSpur (user info) at 2003-06-04 17:30:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*my friend came up with the first 2 lines, if someone else wrote them, I'm sorry for not acknowledging it.
Submitted by ronnockeem (user info) at 2003-06-04 17:30:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I liked it.