Girls that are sluts end up with Syphilis (2035 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.29 on 35 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by HH (View user info) at 2006-02-25 02:55:16 EST
So a good friend of mine ( whom happens to be an outrageously large whore) just contracted the user-friendly disease Syphilis.
I just decided to share it with my uber friends because well I was fucking laughing my ass off when she was telling me!
*Ring-Ring*
HH- "The fuck do you want"
Girl(who will be named W for whore from here on out)- "I need to tell you something, omg"
HH- "Ugh, this better be about me getting laid"
W- "Shutup, where are your feelings?"
HH- "Fuck off, so whats up?"
W- "I had an apointment with my gyno today"
HH- "Contract any awesome STD's? LOLOLOL" (I had no idea at this point)
W- "Uhm, well about that"
HH- "Are you fucking serious, you dumb whore, how many black people did you sleep with this week"
W- "Only 14"
HH- "God you're such a dumb dirty cunt, what the fuck do you have?"
W- "The doctor said something like siffoluss"
HH- "Oh, you mean Syphilis?"
W- "Yeah, wow you're smart, can I suck your cock?"
HH- "No fuck you, slut. You do know you're probably going to die because you're such an ugly slutty bitch and you'll fuck anything that has a heartbeat"
W- "But.... I ... uhm.... I ... uh... used protection?"
HH- " FUCK YOU, BY PROTECTION YOU PROBABLY MEAN A RAW COCK STUCK DEEP INTO YOUR ASSHOLE, THEN YOU PROCEED TO SUCK IT OFF, AND HE FUCKS YOU WHILE HE CUMS INSIDE OF YOUR SLUTTY ASS"
W- "Weird, how did you know?"
HH- "Why stop now... first Syphilis, next AIDS, then the world!"
W- "You're right, I'm so dirty"
HH- "I can't wait to tell people on a website about you"
W- "wha---"
HH- " *click* ... whore"
And here's captain Syphilis
User Reviews
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2007-03-29 21:57:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Little penicillin'll clear that right up.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-27 18:38:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
ha ha you have the clap
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-27 12:34:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"when god gives you aids, make lemonaids!" - i forgot
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2006-02-27 06:11:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
rat
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2006-02-27 05:10:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
are you a homo-erectus or an erect-homo?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-26 15:40:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Men that are sluts also end up with syphilis. As do non slutty people with unfaithful partners. So?
Submitted by StartMeUp (user info) at 2006-02-26 15:22:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Ummm...good idea, bad execution.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-02-25 23:03:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
<ejac ejac ejac ac ac ac ulatesssss>
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-02-25 19:23:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Malachewaii (user info) at 2006-02-25 19:04:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-02-25 15:37:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
Funny, I thought the real conversation ended with you crying like a bitch because your fat friend wouldn't be able to sit on your face anymore, you fucking retard.
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couldn't have said it better myself.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-25 16:21:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You seem like the kind of guy who would give his left nut to be considered by a slut.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-02-25 15:37:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Funny, I thought the real conversation ended with you crying like a bitch because your fat friend wouldn't be able to sit on your face anymore, you fucking retard.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-02-25 15:26:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This was really poor
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-02-25 14:10:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-25 03:04:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
We dont care.
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I think if tigerlilly was mean to me in a review, I would cry.
Or do something very saddening, like rape angry midgets. Very angry ones.
What was I talking about again?
Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2006-02-25 13:36:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like this because antibiotics will fix it.
Submitted by GDR (user info) at 2006-02-25 13:25:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
News Flash #1: Lame Post
News Flash #2: Syphilis is cureable
News Flash #3: I think you have Syphilis for your lack of ability to post something useful.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-25 13:06:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You should probably fuck her.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-25 12:07:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by FallenZer0 (user info) at 2006-02-25 11:48:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
give up
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-02-25 11:16:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Tell me Elizabeth how does one suck a fuck?
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2006-02-25 10:06:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh Jesus.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2006-02-25 04:55:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You wish you had friends as slutty as that. You wish those friends would want to sleep with you. You wish your bicep was bigger than my penis.
Well, tough luck, cunt!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-25 03:31:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-25 03:15:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-02-25 03:09:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
Tiger I have been meaning to ask you...
Did you get your username from a Matchbook Romance song?
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Never heard of them or that.
TigerLilly is the beautiful (politically correct) Native American girl with the braids in the Disney Classic 'Peter Pan'. I also named my mutt TigerLilly
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I did answer your ? The girl in Peter Pan was TigerLilly. That is where my name comes from. Although before Uber I named my doggy TL http://www.ubersite.com/m/63159 or http://www.ubersite.com/m/54504 I know very Original
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-25 03:24:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
grrr
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-25 03:24:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
THE WORD beautiful IS NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT YOU INSENSITIVE BITCH
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-02-25 03:17:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok thanks Tiger...
A band I listne too has a song named TigerLilly, wierdddddddddd
Good talk I'll see ya out there
(dart in neck)
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-02-25 03:16:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tiger:::::
Ok so just out of curiousity if this person is a 'good friend' of yours who you say is 'an outrageously large whore' A) Why would you write this about her if she IS a 'good friend' and B) Why so fucking rude to her in conversation?
I call SHENANEGANS!
PS You're not a nice friend.
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Sarcasm on the "good friend".... and I thought it was funny, so I would share and enjoy my -2dies with everyone!! That's the way Uber works. You need your shit posts with all the uber posts. Get it? Uber?
You didn't answer my question though. Did you get you're user name from said band?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-25 03:15:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-02-25 03:09:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
Tiger I have been meaning to ask you...
Did you get your username from a Matchbook Romance song?
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Never heard of them or that.
TigerLilly is the beautiful (politically correct) Native American girl with the braids in the Disney Classic 'Peter Pan'. I also named my mutt TigerLilly
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-25 03:14:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wow.
no wonder you dont get laid.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-25 03:12:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok so just out of curiousity if this person is a 'good friend' of yours who you say is 'an outrageously large whore' A) Why would you write this about her if she IS a 'good friend' and B) Why so fucking rude to her in conversation?
I call SHENANEGANS!
PS You're not a nice friend.
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-02-25 03:09:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tiger I have been meaning to ask you...
Did you get your username from a Matchbook Romance song?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-25 03:04:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
We dont care.
Submitted by Boon (user info) at 2006-02-25 03:03:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Do I even have to say anything?
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2006-02-25 03:02:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Call me 'Boo-Boo-Kitty-Fuck', bitch.
Submitted by Takabrash (user info) at 2006-02-25 03:00:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Do I even have to say anything?