Lance Armstrong Gave Sheryl Crow Breast Cancer (1148 hits)
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Submitted by Blueboy (View user info) at 2006-02-25 04:08:05 EST
Sheryl Crow underwent surgery for breast cancer earlier this week and the prognosis for a full recovery is excellent, her publicist reported Friday. The singer-songwriter had the surgery in Los Angeles on Wednesday and is recovering without complications, said Dave Tomberlin, her publicist.
"Her doctors think her prognosis is excellent," said Tomberlin.
In a statement posted on her Web site, Crow said she would have to postpone a North American concert tour that was scheduled to begin in March. She said she hoped to reschedule the dates as soon as possible.
Tomberlin said he didn't know when Crow was diagnosed or if she had told her former fiance, cyclist Lance Armstrong, who survived testicular cancer. On her Web site she urged people to refrain from letting men who have recovered from testicular cancer to "busting a Russian". When asked by this reporter to expound, Crow stated that "you know, I feel he somehow transferred this terrible disease from his ding-dong to my fun-bags. I just can't be with him if it puts my life in danger."
Crow, 43, and Armstrong, 34, announced earlier this month they were splitting up. It would have been the Grammy-winning rock star's first marriage and the second for Armstrong, a seven-time Tour de France cycling champion.
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-03 02:33:35 EDT (#)
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Hillarious!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-03 02:23:59 EDT (#)
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Why'd this guy DL that picture of me and smokey?
He could have at least linked the original post.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-09 09:04:00 EST (#)
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I swear, it's as if I wasn't myself when this was written.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-27 18:45:21 EST (#)
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guy beat france with one nut, so what?
Submitted by Oxymoron (user info) at 2006-02-27 18:36:38 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-27 18:20:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-25 04:12:00 (#)
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this is kind of funny.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2006-02-25 22:18:42 EST (#)
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Not funny.
No real insight.
As charming as a cunt full of water.
Negative two.
:'-(
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-25 20:16:58 EST (#)
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heh...hopalong...hehehe
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-25 20:08:17 EST (#)
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Sheryl: Look, I really need to talk to you about th-
Lance: LET'S RIDE BIKES!
Submitted by Malachewaii (user info) at 2006-02-25 19:10:57 EST (#)
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-1, because it's semi-funny, for a first post.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-25 16:42:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-02-25 16:10:14 (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-25 04:52:05 (#)
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Cancer is no joking matter.
You frequent a site that consistantly makes fun of rape, child rape, necrophilia and AIDS and all of a sudden cancer is no joking matter? FUCK YOU!
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No shit Sherlock. And my comment was facetious you dickhead. I just didnt like the post. So FUCK YOU right back.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-25 16:28:35 EST (#)
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Cleverness is not your strong point.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-02-25 16:10:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-25 04:52:05 (#)
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Cancer is no joking matter.
You frequent a site that consistantly makes fun of rape, child rape, necrophilia and AIDS and all of a sudden cancer is no joking matter? FUCK YOU!
But she does make a good point, the leg jokes are seriously getting tired. Oooooh, she has one leg, who gives a shit? Until she shoves the fake one up her ass and bounces on it like a pogo stick, I don't give a shit.
+2 because I read this story last night. It's a hoot. It's a fucking hoot.
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2006-02-25 06:58:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-25 06:04:10 (#)
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This pegleg wont get mad because i don't hop anywhere. My friends carry me. I get piggie-back rides where evev I go. Duhhh! That and I get fucking great tickets to concerts along with outstanding parking. So, call me whatever you want to call me. Nothing you say will/could offend me.
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Except for cancer as that is no joking matter.
But according to you raping babies is the kicker of all ass.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81246#1751431
I am now understanding why people think you are a cunt.
Die lonley
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-25 06:04:10 EST (#)
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This pegleg wont get mad because i don't hop anywhere. My friends carry me. I get piggie-back rides where evev I go. Duhhh! That and I get fucking great tickets to concerts along with outstanding parking. So, call me whatever you want to call me. Nothing you say will/could offend me.
Submitted by swedishgenius (user info) at 2006-02-25 05:49:18 EST (#)
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I am warmer than this crow!
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2006-02-25 05:44:35 EST (#)
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Don't get so hopping mad peg-leg.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-25 05:35:19 EST (#)
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Jesus Christ Can't you imbeciles come up with some better and more original names to call me? I really could do without the 'one leg, hopalong comments'. I already know this and it is nothihg new, SO please use another tactic or shutta yor mouth.
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2006-02-25 05:10:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-25 04:52:05 (#)
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Cancer is no joking matter.
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what's up your ass Hopalong?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-25 04:52:05 EST (#)
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Cancer is no joking matter.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-02-25 04:12:41 EST (#)
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i bet she faked it. women are always faking things.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-25 04:12:00 EST (#)
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this is kind of funny.