Finding The Best In The Worst: The Beauty of Rape (1494 hits)
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Submitted by That Is My Stapler (View user info) at 2006-02-26 16:52:11 EST
Due to a recent post of mine; http://www.ubersite.com/m/84251, about a non-existant cat getting raped in a non-existant world by other non-existant cats, I caught a lot of shit from people bitching about how rape isn't a funny subject, blah blah blah blah.
They are correct. It is NOT a funny subject. Unless, of course, it is happening to a non-existant animal in a non-existant world by non existan.....you get the picture. Unfortunatly, rape is as old as humanity itself and will NEVER be eradicated until every man alive has his cock chopped off, which isn't gonna happen. So lighten the fuck up, people. Just because it's posted on Ubersite doesn't make it reality. You know how when somebody writes a work of fiction, like, say, The Da Vinci Code? If you think about it down to the very marrow, any work of fiction is a lie and does not mean it reflects the opinion of the author, publishers, stores that carry it, etc., etc., etc....
I don't condone rape. I believe that, aside from child molestation and murder, it is of the most horrendous offenses and its perpetrators should be, at the very least, locked away for life.
With that in mind, I was going to make another Rape of Fluffy post, just for humors sake, and started looking around for some appropriate images. What I found fascinated me and Fluffy can wait to be molested till another day.
Here then, Uber, is the beauty that is rape, as shown by the masters.
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Submitted by spidy (user info) at 2008-08-18 15:35:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by WantageJamie (user info) at 2008-08-10 15:22:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-08-11 19:19:22 EDT (#)
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AAAAAH rape rape rapity rape rape rape. Old PokeyPecker was da man.
Submitted by ChurleR (user info) at 2006-02-27 09:44:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Cuz' when you look at it,
Life's a piece of shit."
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-27 08:45:01 EST (#)
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Rape is only funny if it's followed by murder and then more rape.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-27 08:35:51 EST (#)
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Rape victims make the best lovers.
Rape-ity rape rape.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-27 08:22:30 EST (#)
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You say rape isn't funny, then find images of pain and make jokes.
You say you don't condone rape, then write little notes about how Zeus is the man.
You just don't get it, do you?
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-02-27 07:54:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Daaar, well done!!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-27 07:46:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-27 07:33:34 (#)
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"Brokeback Mt. Olympus"
Ha!
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-27 07:33:34 EST (#)
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"Brokeback Mt. Olympus"
Ha!
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2006-02-27 01:21:59 EST (#)
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The guy in the first picture doing the rapin is indeed Poseidon.
Looks like my Greek and Roman Mythology course did come in handy. I learnt lots about rape and didn't even realize it.
Sweet.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-27 01:01:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-26 18:49:22 (#)
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I hereby proclaim that Thorpe is anal rententative (SP?!?!??!?!). I'm terribly disappointed (SP!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?). My image of Australia and Australians has been devestated (SP!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!)
So much for the Steve Irwin/Paul Hogan/Mel Gibson image. Now I know you're all a bunch of uptight, spell checking fags. (SP?!?!?!?!?!??!?!)
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Hahahahaha (SP?!?!?!?)
BUT GOOD GOD MAN SOUND IT OUT!
RE TEN TIVE
You don't even have the right number of syllables!
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-02-27 00:49:20 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/74395
My own homage to rape.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-26 23:58:52 EST (#)
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MORE WATER-FOWL RAPE,
DAMN YOU UBER!
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-02-26 22:31:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was seriously tempted to give you only a +1 based on the fact that you didn't have the pieces' titles and artists noted somewhere (OMG WTF PLAGIRISITISM!!!1!111) but I decided against it. Just letting you know.
Can you list them in a review? Please?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-26 20:35:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Three things:
- I'm immediately reminded of George Carlin: "Rape can be funny. Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd."
- When I first looked at that shot with (who I'm assuming to be) Cupid and the bird, I thought he'd totally goatse'd his ass with a bunch of arrows. Then it occurred to me that they were just in the quiver slung around his shoulder.
Is it wrong that I was disappointed?
- "The Rape of the Sabine Women" is a great painting, and should have been added to your list.
Not because it involves rape, directly, but because it's very well done.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-26 20:04:05 EST (#)
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nice.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-02-26 19:51:01 EST (#)
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Mel Gibson was australian?? He starred as The Patriot during the American Revolution!
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-26 18:54:10 EST (#)
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Yeah, it was a 136, but I don't think it was much of a test, really. In real IQ tests administered by colleges and shrinks in the past, I normally scored around 126 to 128. This one http://nicologic.free.fr/Classification.htm seemed a little too easy. In fact, I was really upset I didn't score higher.
Anyway, IQ doesn't really mean shit. We all know that. I'm a miserable failure in life so, you know.....
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-26 18:49:22 EST (#)
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I hereby proclaim that Thorpe is anal rententative (SP?!?!??!?!). I'm terribly disappointed (SP!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?). My image of Australia and Australians has been devestated (SP!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!)
So much for the Steve Irwin/Paul Hogan/Mel Gibson image. Now I know you're all a bunch of uptight, spell checking fags. (SP?!?!?!?!?!??!?!)
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-02-26 18:47:27 EST (#)
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136?
Way to make me feel inferior.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-02-26 18:46:46 EST (#)
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Anything and everything can be a funny subject.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-26 18:15:29 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/77392
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-26 18:12:28 EST (#)
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Oh Jesus, Thorpe. Get over it. I write these out in about 30 seconds without spell checking. It's Ubersite, not a fucking Ph.D. thesis.
By the way, I just this second scored a 136 on my IQ. See? I'm "gifted." So get over the spelling, dipshit.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-26 17:59:53 EST (#)
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ExistEnt.
Non-existEnt.
*rocking back and forth*
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-26 17:56:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-26 17:51:10 (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-26 17:17:42 (#)
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Teeph is gonna open a can of whoopass on yer post...
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no, i think he was upset because that other post referred to raping children.
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Right. Any attorney worth a rat's ass should understand that things are not
always what they seem. You can't judge a book by its cover.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-26 17:51:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-26 17:17:42 (#)
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Teeph is gonna open a can of whoopass on yer post...
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no, i think he was upset because that other post referred to raping children.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-02-26 17:49:53 EST (#)
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Yup.
Submitted by mtgn37 (user info) at 2006-02-26 17:43:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-02-26 17:00:08 (#)
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Needs more r....oh...
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beat me to it.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-02-26 17:28:48 EST (#)
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i approve of this post
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-26 17:24:28 EST (#)
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See Ghola's post about "How I learned to rape children..."
Teeph went ballistic.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-26 17:22:11 EST (#)
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Daaaar. I +2ed myself, without even thinking about it. Sometimes I do it to be sarcastic, or to be a shithead, but that time I totally didn't even think about it.
Anyway, why is Teephah going to go to town on this post?
Submitted by recall (user info) at 2006-02-26 17:21:26 EST (#)
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Rape is no laughing matter. Unless you're raping a clown.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-26 17:20:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-26 17:17:42 (#)
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Teeph is gonna open a can of whoopass on yer post...
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Why?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-26 17:17:42 EST (#)
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Teeph is gonna open a can of whoopass on yer post...
Submitted by RamenNoodle (user info) at 2006-02-26 17:14:52 EST (#)
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look at how they were dress....they were asking for it
Submitted by weasul (user info) at 2006-02-26 17:07:21 EST (#)
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The Greeks love teh rape, apparently.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-02-26 17:00:08 EST (#)
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Needs more r....oh...
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-02-26 16:59:06 EST (#)
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"always look on the bright side of life" got me.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-02-26 16:56:53 EST (#)
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I still claim governorship over all rape posts.
This one was good.