Finding the Best in the Worst: I Didn't Pay Attention in Art Class (813 hits)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_monkeys (View user info) at 2006-02-27 08:41:09 EST
Due to a recent post which wasn't mine; http://www.ubersite.com/m/84251, about a non-existent cat getting raped in a non-existent world by other non-existent cats, That Is My Stapler caught a lot of shit from people bitching about how rape isn't a funny subject, blah blah blah blah.
They are correct. It is NOT a funny subject. Unless, of course, it is happening to a non-existent animal in a non-existent world by non-existent.....you get the picture.
The Masters were all at it, with the pictures of rapage but that's not all these perverted mentalists were up to, oh no. Murders, patricide, fratricide, matricide, other cides, temptation, sinning by the bushel, sinning IN a bushel and all types of crap you've never saw before.
Here are some of my favourites:
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-28 10:56:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2006-02-28 01:27:23 (#)
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Bravo!
this post was excellent! I have to say I've come to expect funny stuff from TTOM
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Then you must have come to be very diassapointed.
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2006-02-28 01:27:23 EST (#)
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Bravo!
this post was excellent! I have to say I've come to expect funny stuff from TTOM
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-02-27 14:26:53 EST (#)
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Just for Saturn consuming his own son. I make that face when I eat too.
Submitted by RamenNoodle (user info) at 2006-02-27 13:57:31 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-02-27 13:48:19 EST (#)
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super post
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-02-27 11:16:18 EST (#)
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Perhaps the reason that the penes are so, uhm, diminuative is so that by comparison, almost *everyone* would look quite well endowed.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-02-27 11:06:51 EST (#)
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Good stuff.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-02-27 11:03:46 EST (#)
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The bird is a detail from a huge 3 piece painting called "The Garden of Earthly Delights". Really cool painting, one could spend hours looking at it and not see everything there. http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/bosch/delight/
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:52:05 EST (#)
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I think that when they painted blokes with giant, throbbing phallus it distracted from the piece.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:28:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:26:06 (#)
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hehe. at least i know i'm not the only person that felt bad for the renaissance lack of decent length and girth. but at least david was circumsized.
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Ive always felt a bit weird for thinking "why didn't they give them normal sized cocks?"
maybe its just that Italian dudes have tiny, tiny penii
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:26:06 EST (#)
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hehe. at least i know i'm not the only person that felt bad for the renaissance lack of decent length and girth. but at least david was circumsized.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:08:45 EST (#)
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How could this not get a +2. After all you included rape.
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:01:58 EST (#)
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DERP
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-27 09:27:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-02-27 09:23:22 (#)
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Actually, rape is only funny to pathetic social rejects who suck at the underbelly of society like obnoxious parasites.
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Oh get over yourself love!
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-02-27 09:26:41 EST (#)
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peener auto +2
oh wait..........
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-27 09:23:23 EST (#)
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This was good. Like art? I'm doing an art contest, check it out: http://www.ubersite.com/m/84592
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-02-27 09:23:22 EST (#)
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Actually, rape is only funny to pathetic social rejects who suck at the underbelly of society like obnoxious parasites.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-27 09:03:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-27 09:01:02 (#)
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No, they're mostly born elsewhere but nursed and developed to full evil strength here.
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Why, I nurse evil on my man-teat on a near daily basis
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-27 09:03:08 EST (#)
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i have the bird headed monster painting on my wall...
well a poster of the painting...
nice turtle...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-27 09:01:47 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-27 09:01:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2006-02-27 08:46:25 (#)
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It's nice to see that Uber isn't the birthplace of all things sick and slightly wrong.
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No, they're mostly born elsewhere but nursed and developed to full evil strength here.
The bird-headed monster looked like The Fly.
Good post.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-27 08:51:44 EST (#)
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Another +2 as downpayment for the beauty of a user making the comment "hey that artist stole the cover of a Crash Test Dummies album."
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-27 08:50:11 EST (#)
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Auto +2 Caravaggio
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-27 08:47:31 EST (#)
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Stop revealing art secrets!
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2006-02-27 08:46:25 EST (#)
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It's nice to see that Uber isn't the birthplace of all things sick and slightly wrong.