Wife Obligations (Placed Conveniently Into A Contract!) (833 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -1.54 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by ReCall (View user info) at 2006-02-27 09:35:26 EST
I don't like to link things often but this is a sure to be classic:
FEBRUARY 17--This country, as you know, is filled with the deranged. And then there's Travis Frey, a 33-year-old Iowa man who is facing charges that he tried to kidnap his own wife (not to mention a separate child pornography rap). Frey, prosecutors contend, apparently is a rather demanding guy. In fact, he actually drew up a bizarre four-page marriage document--a "Contract of Wifely Expectations"--that sought to establish guidelines for his spouse in terms of hygiene, clothing, and sexual activities. In return for fulfilling certain requirements, Frey offered "Good Behavior Days," or GBDs. Each GBD, Frey wrote, could be redeemed by his wife to "get out of doing the things" he requested daily. A copy of the proposed contract, which Frey's wife never signed and later provided to cops, can be found below. While we normally point out the highlights of most documents, there are so many in this demented, and very graphic, contract, we really can't do it justice. So set aside ten minutes--and prepare to be repulsed.
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-09 10:23:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i remember when this came out... didn't see yours but whatever. the reviews are funny.
Submitted by recall (user info) at 2006-04-18 07:49:21 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by craving_attention (user info) at 2006-04-15 08:33:13 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-02-28 01:58:10 EST (#)
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ass
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-02-28 01:57:47 EST (#)
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wipe
Submitted by SiddleyHawker (user info) at 2006-02-27 20:58:58 EST (#)
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Two weeks ago called, they want their shitty news back.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-27 17:24:03 EST (#)
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10 days old?
AND cut-n-paste?
Wow, this is ALMOST deservng of Worst Ever.
Almost.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-02-27 16:12:24 EST (#)
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blah blah blah
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-27 15:48:23 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-27 15:25:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by recall (user info) at 2006-02-27 11:07:29 EST (#)
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-2 for using here twice. FUCK
Submitted by recall (user info) at 2006-02-27 11:06:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:27:07 (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about recall
User id: 23299
Registered on or around: 2005-11-14 09:48:39
# Messages posted: 3
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Average rating of all messages: 0.01 <----------------------------whew hoo
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Mmmmkay kids.
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Or you could have looked at the # Messages posted, then tabulated how much the shitty rating of this post would bring the other ones down.
I forgot everyone here is judged by the average rating of all their mesages here.
Stop wearing corduroy and eat a dick.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:33:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
somewhere out there his soul mate is waiting for him, and she will sign this, and they will live happily ever after...
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:31:18 EST (#)
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I didn't read all that....
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:27:07 EST (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about recall
User id: 23299
Registered on or around: 2005-11-14 09:48:39
# Messages posted: 3
# Reviews written: 17
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 45
# Hits: 776
Average rating of all messages: 0.01 <----------------------------whew hoo
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Mmmmkay kids.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:23:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:00:58 (#)
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Don't you hate it when that happens? This is the 84594th post on this website and you're expected to know every single one of them, inside out and back the front to avoid duplicate items being posted
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That'll teach him to write his own stuff instead of just copying and pasting
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:20:54 EST (#)
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Unlucky
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:18:22 EST (#)
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now I recall...
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:12:36 EST (#)
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do you recall getting gang-raped last night?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:09:18 EST (#)
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Old.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:05:33 EST (#)
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The contract, like the woman who signed it, is airtight.
HAR HAR DOUBLE PENETRATION JOKE.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:00:58 EST (#)
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Don't you hate it when that happens? This is the 84594th post on this website and you're expected to know every single one of them, inside out and back the front to avoid duplicate items being posted.
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:00:51 EST (#)
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Special!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-27 09:57:56 EST (#)
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the dude who wrote this contract should really be euthanized. i usually don't believe in teh death penalty but this is one sick fuck. seriously.
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-02-27 09:56:48 EST (#)
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One man changed the world, another simply cuts and pastes. But the nail hole in Jesus' foot was about the same size as the bullet hole in yours.
How far we've fallen.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-02-27 09:46:02 EST (#)
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Welcome to the wonderful world of 2 weeks ago.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-27 09:45:43 EST (#)
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WOW I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE!!!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-27 09:42:24 EST (#)
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the nurrrrrrmobile just pulled up. hear the engine? nurrrrrr. nurrrrr.
Submitted by recall (user info) at 2006-02-27 09:40:44 EST (#)
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fuck. well at least I took the time to put all 4 pages together, you son of a bitch :)
Submitted by weasul (user info) at 2006-02-27 09:40:44 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-27 09:39:33 EST (#)
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wasnt that funny the first 2 times i read about this on uber.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-27 09:38:07 EST (#)
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Holy Moly! The bastard's rich!
-- Homer Simpson
Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-27 09:36:34 EST (#)
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