The BOSH Man! has an AWESOME DAY! (1200 hits)
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Submitted by Dude, that's BOSH! (View user info) at 2006-02-27 10:00:10 EST
Today, I swear to god, my day was so bosh, it was unbelievable. It could not possible get more bosh than this.
I woke up this morning feeling fine, and got out of my bed, and slipped into my special Homer Simpson slippers. I turned on the telly, and it said that forty thousand emus had died in Iraq since the war began. HOW BOSH IS THAT? That was so freaking bosh I threw my chair out the window!
I went into the bathroom and looked at myself in the mirror! Oh, lord, I was so hot. I was so entranced by my beautiful face that my special place began feeling wet, and it smelled of urea.
Anyway, I walked out of the bathroom, and went right down onto my computer. I opened up the boshest page in the world, Ubersite. I went straight onto my account, and looked at all the nice reviews people left me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-26 21:35:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes, this is true.
What's your point?
You suck ass.
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FUCK YOU SHLONGY MORE LIKE SHLORTY I THINK.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly (user info) at 2006-02-26 20:36:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
This post makes my stump hurt and vomit up pus.
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FUCK YOU TIGERLILLY, WHY DON'T YOU GROW ANOTHER GODDAMN LEG AND STOP YOUR COMPLAINING!
BOSH!
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Submitted by Bart-Bart (user info) at 2006-02-26 19:25:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
No comment. By the way, you're gay.
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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Bart-Bart, you are no longer bosh. You never were. You are a homosexual, and you are from Chicago, as a matter of fact.
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Submitted by Christtpuncher (user info) at 2006-02-26 00:52:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
BLAARGH
THIS POST WAS BOSH
GO BEARS WOO
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Aww...yes, Mr. Beeb this post was Bosh. Encouraged by my positive feedback, I decided to write a new post. Here's what I submitted:
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I love Ubersite so much, I want to marry it. On our wedding night, I will tap that shit over and over again, until I bust all over its face, and Bart-Bart yells at me, but I yell back "FUCK YOU THIS IS BOSH."
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And I clicked submit, and waited for the reviews. When they came in, I was happy!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-27 01:36:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Bosh Man,
Roses are red
Violets are blue
All my base
Are belong to you
I feel good now in the place where I pee
Bosh you are, and bosh you will always be
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Submitted by Tigerlilly (user info) at 2006-02-27 01:36:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
You make my stump hurt and vomit up pus, but this time, in a good way.
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-02-27 01:36:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
You make my peener hurt and vomit on little boys. This post was bosh indeed. You are one cool cat.
Love,
Michael
PS: Shamone
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Ha ha ha! My bosh post had been victorious! But wait...what was this?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-27 01:36:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck.
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WHAT?????? THIS IS MOST CERTAINLY NOT BOSH?
How could Sphagnum -2 me, when every post of his sucks? This was the most pathetic thing I'd ever seen, more pathetic than me basing my entire online persona off the use of a single made-up word!
I immediately started rubbing my penis in fury, so hard that I upset the table on which the computer was resting. The chair tipped over and I fell onto the floor next to the dog.
"'Ere, don't you think you should stop that?" said the dog.
"Fuck me, a talking dog!" I replied.
I got up and continued around the house. Everything had gone BOSHLY OINKERS, like Pee Wee Herman's playhouse, only less masturbation and drugs, and more naked women. I was drowing in a sea of oil, and grease as well.
FUCK.
THIS WAS NOT BOSH.
I ran around the house for a while until I bumped my head and knocked my brain out. I picked it up, wanked into it, and placed it back in my skull.
On second thought, I pulled it back out and wanked on it again, and put it back in.
This was such a bosh day. I am so bosh!
I walked stark naked out of my bedroom and into my shower. I pissed down the drain, and turned it on, and on my dead mother's grave, WATER CAME OUT OF THE FAUCET? HOW BOSH IS THAT?
I washed (boshed) myself ALL OVER my boshed-up body and soaped up my bosh tally-whacker bosh, being sure to clean under my bosh foreskin. I bosh stepped out of the bosh curtain and stood in the bosh mirror bosh, getting bosh ready bosh to bosh shave bosh. I bosh reached bosh down bosh and bosh ran bosh bosh the razor bosh bosh bosh over bosh my bosh pubic bosh bosh bosh hair bosh bosh bosh bosh bosh bosh bosh bosh bosh bosh bosh bosh. 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SNAP BACK TO REALITY
Oops, there goes gravity. Anyway, I got out of the shower and boshed my way into the kitchen, where Juanita was making breakfast. I asked, "What's for breakfast Juanita?"
"Your mother," she replied.
"Bosh! I haven't eaten my mother ever since I was a baby!"
Juanita turned around and handed me a plate of food. I smashed it against her face and kicked her arse, saying "This isn't my mother? Where's the fucking milk, bitch?"
"I'm sorry!" she replied. "What was I to do? The shops were all out of mother?"
I meat her over the head with the plate, breaking it on her large head. "Shit, Juanita, you're not Method's alter, are you?"
With a gasp, Juanita unzipped her pants. I thought for a second, Bosh, I'm gonna get some action, but then to my disappointment Method popped out.
"What are you doing down Juanita's pants?" I asked.
"Go to hell, Bosh Dude, it's none of your business what I'm doing down her pants?!"
WHAT HOW DARE HE TALK TO ME LIKE THAT! THAT WAS SO DISGRACEFUL MY NIPPLE MELTED DOWN MY CHEST!
If I bosh now, will it be too soon?
If I bosh now, will it be too soon?
If I bosh now, will it be too soon?
If I bosh now, will it be too soon?
Weep.
Bosh.
How did my night end?
To quote the great thinker Apollo88:
Hickory dickory dock
My hand ran up my cock
I came.
The End.
User Reviews
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-29 14:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by RonArtestPunch (user info) at 2006-04-29 14:43:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
i knew you weren't the bosh man because you omitted a very important element...
Earl Scruggs
good attempt though
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YOU WILEY SON OF A BITCH, YOU TRICKED ME
Submitted by RonArtestPunch (user info) at 2006-04-29 14:43:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i knew you weren't the bosh man because you omitted a very important element...
Earl Scruggs
good attempt though
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-29 14:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Doesn't it ever get boring being so bosh? Like, do you ever dream that you could spend just one day being a little sub-bosh?
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-04-29 14:31:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just fixed my computer! I am the greatest! +2's all around!
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-29 14:28:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto Urea +2
Urea is used in topical dermatological products to promote rehydration of the skin. If covered by an occlusive dressing, 40% urea preparations may also be used for nonsurgical debridement of nails.
Urea is used as a diuretic to reduce the symptoms of Meniere's disease by reducing the levels of excess endolymphatic fluid in the inner ear.
FUCKING FUCK I MASTURBATED WITH A HANDFUL OF MULCH AND EJACULATED A DONKEY.
Ta, da bitch.
Ta, motherfucking da.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-29 14:19:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:15:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
+6 for pure, unfiltered random
-4 for not attributing the poem you edited to its original author, Axolotl.
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Haha.
I am Amorphous.
Bosh.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-02-28 18:46:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is so bosh that i almost believed i wrote it.
thats how fuckin bosh it is
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-28 03:52:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh, and that pic is definately BOSH!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-28 01:51:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SNAP BACK TO REALITY
Oops, there goes gravity.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-28 01:24:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Definitely not me, Ax.
Sorry to disappoint.
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2006-02-28 01:12:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Osh Kosh Ba-Bosh baby
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-02-27 23:56:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I read it again. Still fucking funny! I feel like such a goon sitting here laughing at my computer screen because some asshole on the internet wrote a story about a word he made up.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-02-27 23:28:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This isn't the BOSH man, but still damn good. Sounds a lot like that Foozball playin' Earl Scruggs listenen' maniac (that cracks me up).
Oh, and......
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-27 15:42:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
How could Sphagnum -2 me, when every post of his sucks?
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+2 for life for that line right there
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-27 22:10:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I want to tattoo BOSH! on my knuckles and pummel your fucking face in
Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2006-02-27 21:46:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Even had ME fooled! SONOFABITCHAHHHFUCK
I spit Ritz crackers all over myself upon facing a wall of BOSH
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2006-02-27 20:04:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That... Was some funny stuff. Wow that was funny.
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-02-27 17:25:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
almost had me fooled
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-27 15:42:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How could Sphagnum -2 me, when every post of his sucks?
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+2 for life for that line right there
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-27 15:32:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is either:
Method
Habeeb
Apollo
Also, it may also be Zakalwe, Cyst Master, perhaps Orgasmatron.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-27 14:36:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
METHOD STRIKES AGAIN!
+1 though because it WAS funny....especially the middle part with about 500 boshes in a row. That made me choke on a pretzel, I was laughing so hard.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-27 14:32:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BOSH
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-27 14:23:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for stiffler.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-27 14:19:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I should have known this was fake from the lack of smoking.
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-02-27 13:50:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
SO whos your main account? Could be method, but I'm sure americans don't say "telly" so maybe apollo, or that scottish fellow.
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-27 12:37:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WOooo
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-02-27 12:29:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the animation. Stiffler rules.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-02-27 12:15:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post made me bosh all over myself! I'm in a world of boshful bliss! THANK YOUS!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-27 12:08:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OH FUCK! BEEB GOT ME AGAIN!
I'LL TRANSFER THIS AWESOMENESS OVER YOUR WAY!
OH SNAP! COWABUNGA DUDES!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-02-27 11:59:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-02-27 11:43:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey cyst bosh thats pretty awesome and stuff but i didnt write this one!
it is still bosh, though
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-02-27 11:30:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-27 11:17:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When I see the combination of letters, B, O, S, H in any word, phrase, fecal deposit, etc., my wiener rages with an uncontrollable urge to bone (bosh) any and every girl, woman, and horse in sight. Yes Bosh Man, you do it for me.
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:58:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
in your area
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:58:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i should have checked the user info, whilst this was bosh i hope one of the 500 big cats in your eats you.
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:53:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:51:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Category: Politics -> Democrats
bosh
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Bosh indeed.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:51:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Category: Politics -> Democrats
bosh
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:51:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy is also bosh.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:49:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-26 21:35:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes, this is true.
What's your point?
You suck ass.
+2 for the name drop.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:47:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I hate the god damned Bosh man.
+1 for whoever is doing these
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:46:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:30:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shamone, all those people and me (although I can't remember, I must have been drunk) rated you at exactly the same time!
Answer me this Boshman:
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... <ah yee hee> Is it still Bosh?
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is it still bosh? its EXTRA bosh.
so bosh in fact that a spicies of carnivores goes extinct every time it happens.
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:43:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:41:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha that day was pretty fuckin bosh!!
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WOOOO THE REAL BOSH MAN!
You are a cool cat, my friend.
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:41:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:34:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
You are getting good at this.
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Why thank you.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:41:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha that day was pretty fuckin bosh!!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:34:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are getting good at this.
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:32:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:30:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shamone, all those people and me (although I can't remember, I must have been drunk) rated you at exactly the same time!
Answer me this Boshman:
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... <ah yee hee> Is it still Bosh?
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NOOOO
I thought I changed the times...on the first few I know I did.
Shit.
You are so bosh, Michael Jackson. I wish I were like you. You are my idol, and I touch myself impurely to your beautiful white face every night.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:32:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:30:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
Married to the Bosh Man?
He marries nobody.
Except Orgasmatron. He's a coo cat.
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I beg to differ.... you must have missed his post about our wedding
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84073
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:30:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shamone, all those people and me (although I can't remember, I must have been drunk) rated you at exactly the same time!
Answer me this Boshman:
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... <ah yee hee> Is it still Bosh?
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:30:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Married to the Bosh Man?
He marries nobody.
Except Orgasmatron. He's a coo cat.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:27:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh goddamnit. Color me 'fooled' again.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:26:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ohhh you tricked me good. and i'm MARRIED to the guy.
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:25:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:21:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Tigerlilly (user info) at 2006-02-26 20:36:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
This post makes my stump hurt and vomit up pus.
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FUCK YOU TIGERLILLY, WHY DON'T YOU GROW ANOTHER GODDAMN LEG AND STOP YOUR COMPLAINING!
BOSH!
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This is getting really old, really fast. And I would never say anything like that.
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Weeeeps.
Bad shark. Spit that leg back up.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:21:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Tigerlilly (user info) at 2006-02-26 20:36:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
This post makes my stump hurt and vomit up pus.
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FUCK YOU TIGERLILLY, WHY DON'T YOU GROW ANOTHER GODDAMN LEG AND STOP YOUR COMPLAINING!
BOSH!
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This is getting really old, really fast. And I would never say anything like that.
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:19:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hickory dickory peener
My hand went up my weiner
The clock struck two
I came in my shoe
With my tongue I licked it cleaner!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:17:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit! I could have SWORN this was an actual Boshman post! That may say something about me...or you....or the Boshman but I cant be bothered figuring out which one it is.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:17:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't mind. He took the last poem from Apollo.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:15:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+6 for pure, unfiltered random
-4 for not attributing the poem you edited to its original author, Axolotl.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:10:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Haha
The Bosh Man is cool. -1 for not being him. Go spam Ghola some more.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:08:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before.
Seriously, it's just not funny. Reading this post was on a par with listening to female, Australian comedians.
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:08:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THIS WAS SOOOOO BOSH.
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:08:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by weasul (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:07:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been had, but still funny enough.
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:06:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bosh Man's always a good read.
True Fact: The Babel Fish translation of "The Bosh Man" into German is "Der Quatsch-Mann"
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:05:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like you despite the fact you're someone I really feel I should dislike
Submitted by weasul (user info) at 2006-02-27 10:02:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post was BOSH.