Method Is A Computer And He Works For IBM!! (953 hits)
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Submitted by <Calios> (View user info) at 2006-02-27 18:38:31 EST
Really though, You have to wonder how he keeps all us shitty alters straight.
I mean, that would take some serious brain power.
I think we all need to come to terms with the fact we are just child processes running on Deep Blue.
I don't suppose anyone here is freakishly adept at Chess?
Thought so.
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Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2006-03-11 04:20:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-28 07:10:30 (#)
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-2 for inspiring a binary conversation
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Whoa, what an awful dream! Ones and zeroes everywhere! And I thought I saw a two...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-28 08:19:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-28 07:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for inspiring a binary conversation
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-28 04:08:43 EST (#)
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What'd you do, google "Method alter"?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-28 03:58:29 EST (#)
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It's funny coz it's inevitable. The Methodmatrix has you.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-02-28 03:35:53 EST (#)
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*blows individuality fuse from the reality of being a nonexistent individual*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-28 02:13:27 EST (#)
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Soon there will come to pass an era known as the Rise of Method, where Ubersite will be split in two, divided by a flood of alters swearing allegiance to their lord, Colonel Greeky Von Hugehead.
The users will be on one side, the New Method Army on the other.
It will eventually come to a head at the Battle of Cilfone Hill, where many of the MVA will be killed while holding back wave after wave of alters as they try to attack the user's last holdout and bring an end to Uber as we know it.
I have forseen it. Soon it shall come to pass.
Mark me, peasants. Prepare yourselves.
Submitted by maxmouse (user info) at 2006-02-27 22:35:11 EST (#)
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oh and...
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Submitted by maxmouse (user info) at 2006-02-27 22:32:24 EST (#)
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guess I should have kept my mouth shut....
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-02-27 22:30:13 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2006-02-27 22:20:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-02-27 22:03:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2006-02-27 21:38:07 EST (#)
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Now I know whats going on......
Not!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-27 21:30:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-27 21:03:29 EST (#)
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OK, classic. P to K4. . .
Submitted by maxmouse (user info) at 2006-02-27 20:39:50 EST (#)
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+2 for "checkmate"
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2006-02-27 19:08:58 EST (#)
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That's the dream..
Unfortunately, Our Method accounts
have no security priveliges so the
only way to do that would be to get
root on Method,and that would be a bit
ATTN GHEY MENZ so i guess
we will have to live with it.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-27 18:41:40 EST (#)
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So, we just declare LANGUAGE SQL, and he can't make any more alters????