Do chicks time their periods for an intergalactic showdown????? (962 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.28 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by I_R_Suspect (View user info) at 2006-02-28 09:30:49 EST
Okay feeling like a little male banter at something we actually have no clue about, the female period, eostorogen peaks, and the whole pms issue......
now being a man with three sisters one in her thirties, two younger ones in the mid twenties.........*insert warning* back off boys.....,they not your style *close warning*......you would think i would have some sort of clue how you women operate....between you and me i feel twice as confused, wait make that three times as confused as the single child friends of mine.....or my friends without sisters.....
now.......i know this much as i am sure so do some of you.....chicks that live together, hostels, room mates, sisters can some how synchronise their periods to "blow" at about the same time of the month......pretty sure its not like planned or anything.....or is this what ladies do when they go to the toilet together......"okay synchronise menstrual cycle now"..... and out they come to us men talking about the footy....(weird scenes of trainspotting come flooding back as i type that)......but cereally what the fuck ladies.....like help a confused bruva out here.....
Now there has been a dramatic increase in the amount of bitchiness, cattiness, and this pretty suspect bruva is feeling like oestorogened out......the sad thing is i aint getting any.....got some, but as it goes here in london......they all seem to climb on a plane and go taste the rest of the world.....not that i am complaining......
.....cept when the bitchiness gets me involved and i am miles and miles away......now now i aint pointing fingers....really just taking the piss and passing my views.......but fuck it all appears that you women synchronise your periods for an intergalactic showdown.....
Okay, vent, rant, banter over........feel free to send me your views......boys bantering allowed.......women Ikshne' on the bitchiness k......only informative posts will be condoned....ya bitches......he he he......mwah....
signed
The bitch....
"disclaimer"
no males, toilets or hostels were harmed in the making of this post
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-03-01 01:50:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I bet they do
Submitted by LadyJay (user info) at 2006-03-01 01:20:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I havent even finished reading it yet, but i'm already irritated enough, without PMS, to give your face a good introduction to a used sanitarty towel. try using comas instead of long lines of ........ , bitch. amazin what gets women narky nowadays eh!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-03-01 01:04:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"disclaimer"
no males, toilets or hostels were harmed in the making of this post
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my fucking head was.
go away.
Submitted by damage.com (user info) at 2006-03-01 00:44:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Captain Kirk: (Gesturing wildly) You...talk...like you....have something wrong...with your head.
Yoda: (Smacks Kirk with his stick, knocks him unconscious)
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-28 15:03:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yes, they do - what's more, is that the dominant female in a pack will change all the other females over to her cycle.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:58:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
People who +2 their own posts annoy me. You know why? Because it means that you cannot handle the criticism that is being dealt out.
YOUR ratings do not effect YOUR average.
So everytime I put a +2 on your own replies, expect a -2 from me.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:54:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what I hear you saying is attn ghey menz
Submitted by I_R_Suspect (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:34:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay guys chill.
This was an arb piece of writing to create a stir. Of course I know its crap. The reason I posted it was to see if there was a reaction.
Evidentlty so.
Will avoid silly posts like this in the future.
I_R_
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-28 11:37:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I would like to put all the '....'s end to end to show how many you put needlessly. And just so you don't say "But periods are at the end of every sentence!" I will only count where there are two periods or more next to each other.
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Holy fuck.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-02-28 11:13:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
what? you mean I can synchronize my period with all my GIRLfriends' periods? Ohhhhhhh JOYYYYYYY
OH THE FUNNNNN WE SHALL HAVE! LA
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-02-28 10:45:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What kind of schooling did you receive as a child? Are you aware of how virtually unreadable this is?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-02-28 10:45:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
dear god you're stupid
Submitted by Lenin (user info) at 2006-02-28 10:43:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i.....want....to....savagely.....beat.....you.....
.....see....you....soon.....
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-28 10:19:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
......
Submitted by xanderd (user info) at 2006-02-28 10:19:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
whats your point?
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-02-28 10:13:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Women can.........synchronize their........ menstrual cycles? Watch out Einstein...............and Thoreau, whoever else...............is smart, this guy is going to...................take over the world with his...........genius, non-factual..........statements about the opposite sex.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-28 09:58:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's gotten to the poitn that one can predict the shittiness of a post based on how many question marks are used in the title and how short the post is.
-2 for the very reason Bart defined: people shouldn't bother.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-28 09:55:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My bleeding vagina told me to tell you to fuck off.
I'm just the messenger.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-02-28 09:49:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I wish there was a brain douche product because you fucking need it.
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2006-02-28 09:45:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! GO PERIODS!!!!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-28 09:40:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Simply awful
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-28 09:40:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
now that i have actually read your post...
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-02-28 09:39:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Where on Earth do you people come from? This post is utter shit.
And why in holy blue hell is this listed under "Humor"?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-28 09:39:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you should have called a pretty girl ugly. then hollygolightly and the rest of the lesbo patrol would have come and owned this post.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-02-28 09:38:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
...................garbage.............
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-28 09:34:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
why....do....you.....never....use.......capitalized.....letters....?
do....you...fear....them?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-28 09:33:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
one a day, and no it's not planned it just happens