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It's Time For T.M.I = MICHAEL JACKSON - MORE CAMWHORE (5269 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: 1.22 on 189 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (View user info) at 2006-02-28 13:38:06 EST


http://www.ubersite.com/m/84659

Pretty girl she is.



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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-08 17:17:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Mario, check mail.

Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-03-08 17:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I am scandinavian and I can tell you for a fact that "michealjackson" is not danish.

Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-03-08 16:56:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Meet? Slow down cowgirl ;-) One day doll, perhaps at an upcoming Ubercon. But til that day comes, there's e-mail. wpmario.at.yahoo.com

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:48:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Because I dont like green beer either. That shit is nasty.

Submitted by IchBinEinBerliner (user info) at 2006-03-08 04:04:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You're nothing but a skanky ho. Just thought I'd let you know.

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-03-06 13:15:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-03-05 16:11:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i didn't even notice this until "MJ" AIM'd me.

this is some fucking depressing shit.


thanks for the shoutout!

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-03-05 00:45:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Whoa shit!

Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2006-03-03 22:13:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Fucked up.

Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-03 18:16:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Holly Crap MJ is hot

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-03 07:37:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I was convinced it was apollo. I guess there are more things in heaven and on Uber than can be explained by my philosophy.

Thank you for the mystery, the mirth and all the hard work you put into it all, Sofie.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-03-02 21:32:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You have awesome hair and a pretty face. Plus you pulled off the biggest shananagans EVER.

You should be crowned "princess of uber".

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-02 19:00:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-03-02 15:30:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-03-02 15:19:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:39:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:35:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

...So wait. Some hot girl likes me and my craziness?

This MUST be shenanigans if that is the case.

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Anything involving Zambonis. Go Canucks WOO!

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If you meant the Vancouver Canucks, then please consider this a marriage proposal.

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Are there any other type of Canucks that play hockey? Vancouver Canucks are the best.


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In Germany, Canuck is a very offensive word reffering to the Turks.

Yes, you can imagine how quickly the room went quiet when I started talking about "those crazy canucks, and canuck this, canuck that."

They didn't know it's a hockey team.

It might have helped if I mentionned hockey and wasn't actually talking about Turks.

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-03-02 15:30:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-03-02 15:19:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:39:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:35:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

...So wait. Some hot girl likes me and my craziness?

This MUST be shenanigans if that is the case.

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Anything involving Zambonis. Go Canucks WOO!

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If you meant the Vancouver Canucks, then please consider this a marriage proposal.

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Are there any other type of Canucks that play hockey? Vancouver Canucks are the best.

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-03-02 15:19:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:39:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:35:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

...So wait. Some hot girl likes me and my craziness?

This MUST be shenanigans if that is the case.

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Anything involving Zambonis. Go Canucks WOO!

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If you meant the Vancouver Canucks, then please consider this a marriage proposal.

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-03-02 10:47:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh my....

Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-03-02 10:29:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-03-02 10:00:37 (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck, this is the biggest revelation since the rotting oyster fiasco of '05.




You people need a fucking life.

Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-03-02 10:00:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck, this is the biggest revelation since the rotting oyster fiasco of '05.

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-02 09:44:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

zambonies are for suckers, I prefer my portable ice rolling machine...

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-03-02 07:54:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Great piece²!

I liked the MJ comments.

Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-03-02 06:51:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:35:17 (#)
Ranking: 0

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE. I STARTED LISTENING TO MJ BECAUSE OF YOU, AND NOW....WELLL......I DUNNO, SHOW US YOUR TITS TO MAKE UP FOR THIS TRAVESTY
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Not that I listend to MJ or anything, but I agree with the last part.

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-03-02 05:19:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:44:51 (#)
Ranking: 2

haha ok you're absolved, you've HIGHLY amused me for a good long while. I'm surprised you never said anything about when he/you were in jail and there was doodoo smeared on the walls

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That was a public restroom or gas station.

You see! Why do I now know these things!

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-01 19:03:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

.............

MY ILLUSION IS RUINED!

RUINED I SAY!


But still, SHAMONE! (+3) all the same.


Little did I know I was talking to an attractive Dane at the time, so I got that going for me, which is nice.

Submitted by KatHunter (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:47:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for being Danish.

"Jeg kan ikke Dansk, Bonderøv..." LOL, looks like it, Sofie ;)

Men nevermind, det kan jeg sgu heller ikke.... :P

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:44:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

haha ok you're absolved, you've HIGHLY amused me for a good long while. I'm surprised you never said anything about when he/you were in jail and there was doodoo smeared on the walls

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:44:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

wait a minute.





























peter pan's not real?

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:39:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:35:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

...So wait. Some hot girl likes me and my craziness?

This MUST be shenanigans if that is the case.

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Anything involving Zambonis. Go Canucks WOO!

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:36:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:35:17 (#)
Ranking: 0

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE. I STARTED LISTENING TO MJ BECAUSE OF YOU, AND NOW....WELLL......I DUNNO, SHOW US YOUR TITS TO MAKE UP FOR THIS TRAVESTY

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Fuck you, do you know how much useless MJ trivia I had to learn to keep you people entertained? I know stuff about the guy I never needed to know.

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:35:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

...So wait. Some hot girl likes me and my craziness?

This MUST be shenanigans if that is the case.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:35:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE. I STARTED LISTENING TO MJ BECAUSE OF YOU, AND NOW....WELLL......I DUNNO, SHOW US YOUR TITS TO MAKE UP FOR THIS TRAVESTY

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:31:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:27:06 (#)
Ranking: 2

oh yeah, mj, let me see you write something in danishese

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Danishese...

Jeg kan ikke Dansk, Bonderøv...

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:27:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

oh yeah, mj, let me see you write something in danishese

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:25:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:45:30 (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 because I just finished reading all the reviews and some of you sound like you've just been told Santa Claus isn't real...
___________________________________________

Shut up, whore.

I hate you.

You are a dirty pirate hooker.

You've taken everything that was beautiful and meaningful in my life and made it into something tawdry and awful.

And NOW all that nonsense about Santa. . .

Die. Just, die.

Dirty. Pirate. Hooker.

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:07:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:59:49 (#)
Ranking: 0

QUIET YOU BASTARD! MJ IS REAL!

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Just like Peter Pan

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:59:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, dear Ms. Danish Blonde MJ. Just know that I'd fuck you blue. In fact, I'd fuck you so hard you gagged.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:59:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

QUIET YOU BASTARD! MJ IS REAL!

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:45:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 because I just finished reading all the reviews and some of you sound like you've just been told Santa Claus isn't real...

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-03-01 14:59:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn, didn't think this would go up so quickly. I told Kate I'd be out of the office the whole day...

Anyways, she speaks the truth, I've tired of all of this and need a change, so I contacted her to do this.

You people can believe whatever you want to belive. If you think this is bullshit, then that's your problem, it's not going to bother me in the slightest.

Shamone bitches :)

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-03-01 12:28:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-03-01 08:59:31 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2006-03-01 08:46:23 (#)
Ranking: 0

I still say MJ is Adam.
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I agree. I remember seeing Adam screw up once by writing Shamone or something. If I didnt suffer from 3rd degree apathy then I probably would have mentioned it

==========================

I have been accused of being several different alters on this site at any given time. Espically in the case of the more popular ones like MJ and Carol Richards I simply went along with it, never knowing who the real alter/s were.

Why?

Because that kind of heat generates interest, which in turn will get people to read your posts. I didn't exactly spend that time making those posts so that no one would look at them. People get pissed if you link whore, that was a good alternative.

Someone mentioned something about a picture of my desktop and it showing "MJ quotes" or something minimized on the desktop. It's probably a PS of a CNN page or something. Ask yourself, If I PS'd a webpage, why wouldn't I spend an additional 30 seconds to change some random banal things like that. Not to mention I always have to erase clues as to my real life, due to the people on this site's history of giving out personal info.

Now that I thought about this I don't believe that ths chick is MJ.

No way.

MJ is much more entertaining, and the whole interview lacks a certain "something"

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-01 11:53:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-01 09:03:25 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-28 15:44:41 (#)
Ranking: 0

What's with all the confession around here? So far no one has admitted to fucking their cousin! """


caulaincourt has.
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you know he's gonna blame that on me now...

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-01 11:23:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'll go with the theory that Adam is MJ still.

Once when I was still a noob he made one of his News posts and it showed his desktop and there was a word doc open called...'Micheal Jackson Quotes' or something to that affect....I've looked for it for like 2 minutes before but didn't find it.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-01 11:07:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-28 18:13:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

I have a confession to make.

I always assumed MJ was Adam...and mysteriously enough, he appears today after a long absence.

Coincidence? I think not. Probably not. I don't know what I think.

Although, I'm fairly certain I banged the chick in the lower right picture at the airport in London, behind a shoeshine stand, back in 2002, while waiting on a flight.


I STILL say that MJ is AdamDidIt2U

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-01 09:19:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-01 09:03:25 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-28 15:44:41 (#)
Ranking: 0

What's with all the confession around here? So far no one has admitted to fucking their cousin! """


caulaincourt has.
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Took AGES for anyone to say that. I had nearly given up hope.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-01 09:03:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-28 15:44:41 (#)
Ranking: 0

What's with all the confession around here? So far no one has admitted to fucking their cousin! """


caulaincourt has.



Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-03-01 09:01:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-03-01 08:59:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2006-03-01 08:46:23 (#)
Ranking: 0

I still say MJ is Adam.
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I agree. I remember seeing Adam screw up once by writing Shamone or something. If I didnt suffer from 3rd degree apathy then I probably would have mentioned it

Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2006-03-01 08:46:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I still say MJ is Adam.

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-03-01 08:19:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I dont think so. I call for a full investigation into this shenanigans

bollox

Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2006-03-01 05:48:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

ZING

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-03-01 05:40:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

NO you fools!
It's I who am SPARTICUS!

Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-03-01 03:12:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Question 10 blew his cover "If you could sit down with...." That doesn't matter in the least.

MJ's was the first post(s) I remember reading here, and i began coming to this site just for that and read few others at the time. Some of the best online-lite material I've read.

MJ, come back. Hell you may already have, I don't go online much as you guys. There was a clear and distinct genius there. I don't toss that word about lightly. -the Kang

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-03-01 02:59:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

hot girls? here on uber?

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-01 02:08:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-02-28 17:45:45 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-02-28 16:53:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

brilliant!

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Where did you go c1ndy?


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They only went and blocked uber at work. And I went to Amsterdam in my campervan.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-01 00:02:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

pretty girl.

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-02-28 22:44:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-28 22:41:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Heh heh. No way.

I'll believe it when I see a picture of this girl autographing a kumquat. Naked.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-02-28 22:27:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHA

yeah right!

Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-02-28 20:35:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Molest me on your neverland ranch.
Now.
Now.
Now.

-2 Tigerlilly though </3

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-02-28 20:08:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Well fuck me sideways. I did not see this coming.

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-02-28 19:50:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I hope she still posts though. I went searching through the Jackson archive and there were some gems plus she (assuming this is the case) is pretty good with photoshop too.

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-28 19:40:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

please forgive me, my queen...

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-28 19:39:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

NSFW, fuckwit!

Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-28 19:26:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-28 18:26:01 (#)
Ranking: 0

LIES!

Michael Jackson is the REAL Michael Jackson. You think I'm going to believe for ONE SECOND that some crazy Danish (and obviously herion addicted) crack-whore is REALLY friends with Tony Danza or Immanuel Lewis? I think not, Ubersite.


I think NOT.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-28 15:09:23 (#)
Ranking: 2

WHAT IS THIS? THESE DANISH CARICATURES OF OUR BELOVED PROPHET MICHAEL JACKSON MUST STOP IT IS BLASPHEMY DERKA DERKA I CALL UPON BART-BART TO BAN THIS USER AND ALL OTHERS WHO BLASPHEME THE ONE TRUE SHAMONE DERKA DERKA DERKA BURN DOWN TEH UBERSITE BURN DOWN TEH UBERSITE BURN DOWN TEH UBERSITE DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA








You two really need to see about getting out more.

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-02-28 18:53:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i believe this

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-02-28 18:45:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn straight.

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-28 18:40:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:14:30 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:13:47 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:12:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

Method's last name seriously will not fit in a US cell phone. I think you have to get a special phone from Greece to handle that many letters.

________________________

just tell me his name isn't george papadopoulos

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VERY CLOSE!... ahahahaha..
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Is it Snuffuluphagus?

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-28 18:40:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

MJ, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Please say this isn't true. I'll be very sad if it is.

Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2006-02-28 18:39:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You got to be shittin me, this is funny.

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-28 18:26:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

LIES!

Michael Jackson is the REAL Michael Jackson. You think I'm going to believe for ONE SECOND that some crazy Danish (and obviously herion addicted) crack-whore is REALLY friends with Tony Danza or Immanuel Lewis? I think not, Ubersite.


I think NOT.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-02-28 18:18:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

shamone indeed

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-28 18:13:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I have a confession to make.

I always assumed MJ was Adam...and mysteriously enough, he appears today after a long absence.

Coincidence? I think not. Probably not. I don't know what I think.

Although, I'm fairly certain I banged the chick in the lower right picture at the airport in London, behind a shoeshine stand, back in 2002, while waiting on a flight.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-28 18:12:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'M CRUSHED.


thanks for turning me on to all that good music, however.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-28 18:00:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"...we are sure she's a woman this time, aren't we?"

God bless you Big Z!

Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-02-28 17:51:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

methods real name is george shagalampost isn't it?

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-02-28 17:45:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-02-28 16:53:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

brilliant!

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Where did you go c1ndy?

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-02-28 16:53:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

brilliant!

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-02-28 16:30:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:41:16 (#)
Ranking: 0

Stand in line, honey.



Stand in line. :P

~~~~

okay..

*sigh*




*shuffles feet*

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-28 16:19:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'd like to know what munkeypants has to say about this...she knows something

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-02-28 16:15:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:23:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/9308/bush0pv.jpg

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Damn you pen_name, that made me burst out laughing and I can't tell anyone why.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-02-28 16:15:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I have a way that MJ can prove his/her existence.

The REAL MJ has sent me a few things via email over his/her career, all photoshopped and all in the MJ persona. I think I have only ever shared one of these with uber. Put up one of these and I'll certify the results.

If this is the real MJ, let me just say that this is one of the saddest days on Uber, and probably another reason I'll stop posting again.

*weeps*





Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-28 16:14:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Pretty girl she is.
____________

Ar. Never figured a girl of this caliber would pretend to be Michael Jackson; it seemed to be a role SO much more fitting for a 48 year-old, creepy presently-white-but-once-black dude.

Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2006-02-28 16:04:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-28 15:58:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

yummy. I didn't think MJ was an alter either but I can't really say why.





I have plenty of confessions to make.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-28 15:53:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:56:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

Only way to prove this is for this "Sophie" girl to take a picture of herself with the following criteria:

1) Must be by her monitor with following IE sessions displayed:
a) Logged in to Uber as MJ with the "Welcome to Ubersite, Michael Jackson!" banner showing
b) Logged in to e-mail showing composed e-mail to TigerLilly

2) Keyboard must be showing and should be Dutch/Flemish variety

3) Should be wearing midriff with inked text on stomach stating "METHOD LOVES TEH COCK"

-------

She can open up a html page in Frontpage and edit the Uber script around, though.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-28 15:44:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What's with all the confession around here? So far no one has admitted to fucking their cousin!

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-28 15:35:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i have a confession to make too.


Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-28 15:32:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Im surprised you never used him for your Redhead series

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-28 15:32:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Thats funny Mickginny, I always thought you were this guy

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/77/Gossamer.jpg/280px-Gossamer.jpg

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-02-28 15:24:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

i never thought MJ was an alter. i guess i am far out of the loop.


i did not think MJ was a woman...especially a hot lil number. i always thought MJ was method.




does that make sense?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-28 15:14:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

botched circumcision?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-28 15:09:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WHAT IS THIS? THESE DANISH CARICATURES OF OUR BELOVED PROPHET MICHAEL JACKSON MUST STOP IT IS BLASPHEMY DERKA DERKA I CALL UPON BART-BART TO BAN THIS USER AND ALL OTHERS WHO BLASPHEME THE ONE TRUE SHAMONE DERKA DERKA DERKA BURN DOWN TEH UBERSITE BURN DOWN TEH UBERSITE BURN DOWN TEH UBERSITE DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-02-28 15:08:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:54:15 (#)
Ranking: 0

well i guess i should be glad you didn't say something along the lines of all three are there.

har har yeah...

--------------------

That was before the 'accident'.

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-28 15:01:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I really REALLY want to believe that you are telling the truth...

Cause you know if you lie to me I will break up with you.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-28 15:01:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Why the fuck MJ won't respond is beyond me. And I don't want to hear about that 1/4 of the way around the world shit either. ETS and I have it right. Nude shots or picture of the tits for conclusive evidence detailing.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:59:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:56:00 (#)
Ranking: 0

I have a confession to make
---
'Fess up Method!

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:56:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Only way to prove this is for this "Sophie" girl to take a picture of herself with the following criteria:

1) Must be by her monitor with following IE sessions displayed:
a) Logged in to Uber as MJ with the "Welcome to Ubersite, Michael Jackson!" banner showing
b) Logged in to e-mail showing composed e-mail to TigerLilly

2) Keyboard must be showing and should be Dutch/Flemish variety

3) Should be wearing midriff with inked text on stomach stating "METHOD LOVES TEH COCK"


Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:56:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I have a confession to make

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:54:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

well i guess i should be glad you didn't say something along the lines of all three are there.

har har yeah...

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:51:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

*head spins with confusion*

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:50:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:42:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:41:16 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:30:04 (#)
Ranking: 2

I adore you

-----------------------

Stand in line, honey.



Stand in line. :P
-----------
we get to show our love by nut-checking you right?

--------------------

No need to check them. I assure you they're both there.

Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:49:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:34:51 (#)
Ranking: 2

webster was better than diff'rent strokes.




What you talking bout, pen_name?

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:49:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

FU

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:47:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

all i know is that 3 people, that everybody thought were alters, have put pictures up in the last month holding a paper sign to try and prove that they are real.

MJ

missfist

fat tony.



its all bullshit.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:42:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:41:16 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:30:04 (#)
Ranking: 2

I adore you

-----------------------

Stand in line, honey.



Stand in line. :P
-----------
we get to show our love by nut-checking you right?

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:42:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

!

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:41:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:41:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:30:04 (#)
Ranking: 2

I adore you

-----------------------

Stand in line, honey.



Stand in line. :P

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:40:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

remember when zeus fought hulk hogan and hogan put him through the window, destroying all that a.v. equipment.

memories.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:39:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

naw, his real name is even shorter...

zeus

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:36:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ya know john stamos probably has the shortest greek name inexistence. maybe it's fake.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:34:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

webster was better than diff'rent strokes.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:31:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

um so in the id file we have a greek dude who is papadopoulos, maybe his parents didn't get the webster memo.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:30:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:21:16 (#)
Ranking: 0

This really only proves that the two images to the right (A,B) are of what appears to be the same person in front of the same background.

She could be anyone.

I can't say for sure, but the lighting on the edges of the "shamone bitches" paper look to be real and not photoshopped.

There is also no reason to suspect the third image (C) to the left is not the same person as in the first two, because, considering the background is the same on A and B, and the fact that there is not much proof that is added with the third picture, why would she jeopardize people's trust with a third picture that wasn't even consistent with the others?

The additional picture (C) proves nothing.

The additional picture (B) only proves that the subject was photographed twice in front of the same background.

Either the perpetrator of the alleged shenannegans had enough foresight to take multiple photos, or this person is who she claims to be.

I still think it's going to require more evidence to know for sure. A series of nude photographs should provide some corroboration.

~~~~~~~~~~~

ETS you total and utter GEEK

I adore you



Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:27:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:26:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

OH PAPADOPOULOS, HOW ORIGINAL

SOMEONE WATCHED WEBSTER ALOT WHEN THEY WERE YOUNGER

__________________

hahahaha

at least it wasn't an anal sex joke.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:27:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

everytime you start to think uber is waning...something like this comes along.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:26:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i cant...i just won't believe it!

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:26:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OH PAPADOPOULOS, HOW ORIGINAL

SOMEONE WATCHED WEBSTER ALOT WHEN THEY WERE YOUNGER

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:24:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

slamdance cosmopolis




katie, why are you threatening my already tenuous grip on reality?

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:23:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

SHENANIGANNERY!

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:23:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/9308/bush0pv.jpg


___________________

ets, that's pretty choppy, but i only spent 2 minutes on it. i'm betting it is a photoshop.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:21:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This really only proves that the two images to the right (A,B) are of what appears to be the same person in front of the same background.

She could be anyone.

I can't say for sure, but the lighting on the edges of the "shamone bitches" paper look to be real and not photoshopped.

There is also no reason to suspect the third image (C) to the left is not the same person as in the first two, because, considering the background is the same on A and B, and the fact that there is not much proof that is added with the third picture, why would she jeopardize people's trust with a third picture that wasn't even consistent with the others?

The additional picture (C) proves nothing.

The additional picture (B) only proves that the subject was photographed twice in front of the same background.

Either the perpetrator of the alleged shenannegans had enough foresight to take multiple photos, or this person is who she claims to be.

I still think it's going to require more evidence to know for sure. A series of nude photographs should provide some corroboration.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:20:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"Today, Papadopoulos is a symbol of authoritarianism for many Greeks, some of whom characterize him as one of the most despised persons in recent Greek history."


HAHAHA, if only that was his name. HAHAHA.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:18:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Papadopoulos


method always seemed a little...dictatorish

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:15:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

what's with greeks and p's?

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:14:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:12:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

Method's last name seriously will not fit in a US cell phone. I think you have to get a special phone from Greece to handle that many letters.
---
Is it more than 17 letters? It must have been hell at school learning to write your name if it's that long. Greek football tops are more expensive too - if they charge by the letter. That's why Emre plays for Newcastle United.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:14:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:13:47 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:12:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

Method's last name seriously will not fit in a US cell phone. I think you have to get a special phone from Greece to handle that many letters.

________________________

just tell me his name isn't george papadopoulos

-----------------------------------------------

VERY CLOSE!... ahahahaha..

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:13:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:12:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

Method's last name seriously will not fit in a US cell phone. I think you have to get a special phone from Greece to handle that many letters.

________________________

just tell me his name isn't george papadopoulos

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:13:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

well, brian, i might be able to hook you up with a german au pair. her boyfriend's a dick, she's psycho but she's hot european tail. take that back i want her now that i think of it.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:12:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Method's last name seriously will not fit in a US cell phone. I think you have to get a special phone from Greece to handle that many letters.

Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:12:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AM I METHOD TOO? IF SO - WHO HAS BEEN PUTTING THE BIT BETWEEN MY FILLY'S TEETH?!

Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:11:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Such a gullible hit whore.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:10:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:07:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHA

LISTEN TO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING

MICHAEL JACKSON IS A HOT 27 YEAR OLD SWEDISH/DANISH/WHATEVER BROAD THAT HAS NO OTHER USER ID AND NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TROLL ON AN AMERICAN INTERNET SITE

GAAAAWD KATHERINE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A BRIDGE?

----------------------------------------------------------

I HATE YOU!!! I believe people because I'm not shady like YOU George! Fuck!! Now I'm pissed. That fucker got me!

Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:09:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:07:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHA

LISTEN TO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING

MICHAEL JACKSON IS A HOT 27 YEAR OLD SWEDISH/DANISH/WHATEVER BROAD THAT HAS NO OTHER USER ID AND NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TROLL ON AN AMERICAN INTERNET SITE

GAAAAWD KATHERINE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A BRIDGE
---
METHOD MY FRIEND - YOU ARE A FINE FIGURE OF A WOMAN WITH A GOOD SHAKESPEAREAN DELIVERY - WOULD YOU CONSENT TO PLAY JULIET TO MY ROMEO?

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:09:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG I FOUND THE REAL ALTER

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/9308/bush0pv.jpg
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/9308/bush0pv.jpg
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/9308/bush0pv.jpg
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/9308/bush0pv.jpg
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/9308/bush0pv.jpg

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:08:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey I thought **I** was MJ.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:07:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHA

LISTEN TO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING

MICHAEL JACKSON IS A HOT 27 YEAR OLD SWEDISH/DANISH/WHATEVER BROAD THAT HAS NO OTHER USER ID AND NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TROLL ON AN AMERICAN INTERNET SITE

GAAAAWD KATHERINE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A BRIDGE?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

how many letters are in his last name and does it end in -opoulous or something retardedly stereotypical. is it even george? or is it like my friend's brother ephthemios that we all call tim.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:05:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm so confused

and

my favorite pen just ran out of ink. I was getting some stuff done too but I can't be arsed to use a different pen and really should be allowed to go home to refill it.

Do you think that I would get fired if I forged the CEO's name on the company jet's itinerary and used it to go skiing? It's not like stealing, I'd bring jet back after all. Oh damn, I can't steal the company jet my pen is out of ink.


Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:05:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to know the truth - where's my tarot cards.....?


Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:03:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I have him in my cell phone as George Method. God knows there isn't enough memory in my cell phone for that insanely long Greek last name.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:02:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:42:05 (#)
Ranking: 0

Here is the deal...She sent me the one on the left first. I didn't believe her so I asked her for two more. She then sent me the other two that were obviously taken on the same day.

~~~

no, not on the same day... hair partings don't change THAT quickly..


Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:01:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

it's insanely hard to think of method as george. george is the pet rabbit that the gorilla picks up and says i will love him and keep him and call him george and then squishes him to death.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:01:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I need a drink.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-28 14:00:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh fuck you, Jeremy, you know me too well

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:59:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Auditor however. Everyone knows accountants are evil soulless people. I bet it doesn't have a reflection.

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:58:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Regardless of anything else, this is not George's sister... if it was, he would have let this shit stew for at least a day or two and build momentum.

Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:58:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

YES! LET'S ALL DO HER! IT HAS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE RIDDEN A SPIRITED FILLY!!

I DO HOPE IT IS METHOD'S SISTER - WE HAVE COME TO AN ARRANGEMENT!

Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:57:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn! MJ is actually a hot Danish chick! Shamone!

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:56:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

well the two on the right are definitely the same girl. the left could be anyone. method's sister? since when do greeks come in blonde.

either way, let's all do her.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:55:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nose too. Same girl - but that does not prove it's that person, just that someone has a friendly family member or friend. Although - I'm prepared to believe that it's actually Method. Like Agent_Smith - he can reshape himself to any form.

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:54:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is HERESY!
The Hot Heretic isn't Hot enough!!
BURN HER!!!

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:54:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

She loves the cock.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:53:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

they have two different noses

i actually bought this before you posted these pictures

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:52:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think Lac st jean was founded by Danes

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:52:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:50:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

Tiger - do you think they're all the same girl? .


Yes. Her eyes and eyebrows are the same. I do believe it is the same girl. But I have been known to be gullible. So what the fuck do I know? It's probably Method in a wig.

Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:51:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is way too funny to be true. But I really really hope it's true.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:51:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

is Caul's sister named Roger or something?

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:50:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It is the same girl I think. It is just a different angle.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:50:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Tiger - do you think they're all the same girl?

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:49:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

it's probably caul's sister

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:49:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

if this isn't MJ then it begs the question why the fuck would some hottie take a picture of herself with a paper that says Shamone Bitches?

unless it's photoshopped. and I'm not near interested enough to check.

but I'd hit it. twice.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:49:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Poor TL, I'm so mean to you

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:48:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:47:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

'SHE HAS FLANKS LIKE A MARE!'



<pees self>

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:48:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

SOFIE

HAHAHAHA

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:48:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:47:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

Hair color is different from left to right and facial structure is remotely the same. The only true way to tell is to get a picture of her tits.


HAHAHAHAHAHA...I was waiting to hear that.

Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:48:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:46:11 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:44:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

SOOOOOOOOOOO GULLIBLE

TL, YOU POOR THING


THAT LOOKS ODDLY LIKE MY SISTER

-----------------------------------------------
Shut up asshole. If this is you, I'll kill you!
---
IT IS METHOD, TIGER MY DEAR!! ALL THIS TIME HE'S BEEN THIS DANISH FILLY!! THAT FINE STRAPPING GREEK GENTLEMAN OWNS THE LOCAL KEBAB SHOP!!

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:48:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:47:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:44:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

SOOOOOOOOOOO GULLIBLE

TL, YOU POOR THING


THAT LOOKS ODDLY LIKE MY SISTER
---
METHOD MY GOOD FRIEND - I SHALL EXCHANGE HILDEGARDE FOR YOUR SISTER FOR ONE NIGHT!! SHE HAS FLANKS LIKE A MARE!

-------

HAHAHA!

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:47:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hair color is different from left to right and facial structure is remotely the same. The only true way to tell is to get a picture of her tits.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:47:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

the one on the left isn't the one on the right

Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:47:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:44:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

SOOOOOOOOOOO GULLIBLE

TL, YOU POOR THING


THAT LOOKS ODDLY LIKE MY SISTER
---
METHOD MY GOOD FRIEND - I SHALL EXCHANGE HILDEGARDE FOR YOUR SISTER FOR ONE NIGHT!! SHE HAS FLANKS LIKE A MARE!

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:46:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:44:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

SOOOOOOOOOOO GULLIBLE

TL, YOU POOR THING


THAT LOOKS ODDLY LIKE MY SISTER

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Shut up asshole. If this is you, I'll kill you!

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:44:59 EST (#)
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Well, maybe now she'll post another one. I think it's the same girl. Humf..

Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:44:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

The 2 on the right have the same eyes and hair. The one on the leftt definitely does look different. But it's been quite a while since I had hair like a woman, so maybe. Facial shape just looks different with the one. Who knows.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:44:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It does look like the same girl - like Fat Tony - I do not think the picture necessary corresponds to the writer.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:44:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Man, that chick in the bottom left photo is a "D" grade actress. I've seen her in something before.

Where's Fuckface when you need him to find info on a picture for you?



Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:44:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

MJ or not...

HOLY SHIT I WOULD HIT THAT!

That is all.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:44:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

SOOOOOOOOOOO GULLIBLE

TL, YOU POOR THING


THAT LOOKS ODDLY LIKE MY SISTER

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:43:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHA. it just became ten times funnier

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:43:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I too am along on the shenanigans train. This looks like 3 different people. If she's the one on the bottom right....may I be the first to extend a bukkake offer to you.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:42:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hadley, if I wanted to hear an asshole, I'd fart.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:42:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

They look like 2 completely different girls.


How exactly does this prove it's legitimacy anyway?

It's like my first camwhore : http://www.ubersite.com/m/63353 Can anyone really prove that it isn't me?

And if so, how?


Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:42:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

bottom right is a different person from bottom left. it;s not even close. hahahaha

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:42:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Here is the deal...She sent me the one on the left first. I didn't believe her so I asked her for two more. She then sent me the other two that were obviously taken on the same day.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:41:45 EST (#)
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Making me repost this....I hate being this bored.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:35:35 (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:32:37 (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:29:34 (#)
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Passed on MVA (coincidentally, also by someone who claims to not care about hits) so you bust out the one TMI that you know will be topping most heated for at least a week. I'd be scared if people did care about hits.

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You really do look way too much into this shit. MJ just happened to contact ME about this. Said she wanted to stop acting like a two year old retard. So after I thought about it for a day or four I decided to post this. There is no other motive behind it. Go away now.
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Lighten up, babycakes. I'm obviously just jealous that this will likely top the totals for people who have looked at any of my shit.

Come on, stick to the script and we can get a real fight brewing here.


Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:40:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHA, it's like 3 different people! HAHAHAHA

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:40:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is still fucking hilarious

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:40:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

god dang she looks hawt in the bottom right pic!

its amazing how regualr she looks in the one on the left. camera angles are a bitch man.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:39:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Brilliant- but DEFINITELY shenanigans.

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-28 13:39:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this is all too weird.


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