Are you fucked up? These people are. (647 hits)
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Submitted by STANDARD D II (View user info) at 2006-03-01 08:02:12 EST
1.I am a man and I sneak into female restrooms at movie theaters or malls. I go into the womens stalls and lick the toilet seat. I love to sit and listen to women peeing in the stall next to me. I masturbate while listening to the sound of the pee hitting the water.
2.a stray cat was outside my house once, so i went outside and went near it. it didn't really run away, but it wouldn't come very close to me. i coaxed it for some time and it finally came close enough for me to pet it. i kept on petting it and coaxing it some more for about twenty minutes, slowly luring it closer to my house. once we got close enough to the house, i ended up going inside, just past the door, and the cat followed me in. it was nervous at first, and would go outside and then come back in a few times. after a while the cat stayed in the house, and i picked it up and went into a bedroom and closed the door.
i then proceeded to fuck the cat. i picked it up and placed it on the bed, but it was hard for me to do anything with it because it kept moving around. a cat's ass is pretty small and tight to begin with, anyway. as i discovered that i couldn't properly have my way with the animal, i let it go outside and it ran away. i never saw the cat again.
3.I must be one of the most disgusting people on the planet. My girlfriend suggested that i am, but she doesn't know half of the gross things i do.
I'm a happy, well-adjusted, otherwise normal person, but i have just about every disgusting habit there is, and take pleasure in them.
I eat and enjoy: My Finger and toenails, my earwax, snot, blood, pus, pubes, and scabs (these are my favourite).
I love the smell of my farts, and try to make my burps come out as loudly as possible.
As i don't have many spots myself, i often have a strong urge to squeeze the spots of people i see on public transport
4.i like peeing in a cup and saying its mountain dew. and then giving it to my girlfriend
User Reviews
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-03-01 14:35:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Worst. Post. Ever.
Or at least today.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-03-01 11:44:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you seem pretty normal to me.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-01 11:28:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm trying to figure out the point of this and it's starting to make my head hurt.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2006-03-01 11:18:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
anybody remember the family guy episode where jeff foxworthy is in the closet. what did stewie say to him.
oh yeah.
YOU SUCK!
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-03-01 11:05:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I like cutting a chicken's head off and then fornicating it (it squirms more). But you don't see me broadcasting it for everyone to see, do you?
Oh, shit.
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-03-01 11:03:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, there are fucked up people on this planet. Now give me my 60 seconds back.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-01 10:59:05 EST (#)
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Yeah. So?
Submitted by dove666 (user info) at 2006-03-01 09:17:02 EST (#)
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4.i like peeing in a cup and saying its mountain dew. and then giving it to my girlfriend
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Shit in your hat and punch it.
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2006-03-01 08:42:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
BOOOOO! THIS STUNK LIKE SKUNK. LOL.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-03-01 08:30:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-03-01 08:20:29 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-01 08:09:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
What? Seriously - what is your point?
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-03-01 08:20:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-01 08:09:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
What? Seriously - what is your point?
Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2006-03-01 08:16:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-01 08:14:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
this did not improve my life in any way.
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If you are coming to this website to improve your life, you are more fucked up than any of those people.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-01 08:14:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this did not improve my life in any way.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-01 08:09:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What? Seriously - what is your point?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-01 08:07:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
is this off that random confessions website?