Hell or Jersey? No thanks, I'd rather Uber-blow HighVoltage. (NSFW) (1200 hits)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2006-03-01 15:09:20 EST
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-01 13:45:59 (http://www.ubersite.com/m/84525#1862202)
Ranking: 2
Thorns you are alright as long as you do a post that tells how awesome I am. Otherwise I banish you to hell or Jersey.
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Okay, you asked for it. Inspired by the lovely Orgasmatron (http://www.ubersite.com/m/84479).
I met him in the Shamrock Open today
Said I'd better do a post about him and not the ayatollah
Ah-ah-ayatollah
He promised to be nice and give me a bye
As long as I didn't shoot my spooge in his eye, Mr. Volt-a
Vo-Vo-Vo-Vo-Volta
It's Mr. High Voltage
Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy,
but when he grabbed my balls I knew that he was mine
Oh my Volt-a, Vo-Vo-Vo-Vo-Volta
And I'm not dumb but I can't understand
why he writes just like Sphagnum and rates just like Spam
Oh my Volt-a, Vo-Vo-Vo-Vo-Volta, Vo-Vo-Vo-Vo-Volta
Well, he said he'd banish me to Jersey or hell,
Unless I wrote a shout-out post and made it swell,
So check it out, read this two times or three
Oh HighVoltage, won't you give a few plus twos to me?
Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy,
but when I looked in his eyes,
well I got a hunger for granola,
Gee-arr-aey-ehn-ola, gra-no-no-na-nola
Volt-a, Vo-Vo-Vo-Vo-Volta, Vo-Vo-Vo-Vo-Volta
I clicked on his post
I bashed all his crap
I got Uber-slapped
When he said, "Nigga, please!"
Then he kicked me so hard I had to pee
Oh, well that's just the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be this way with High Volt-a
That Mr. High Volt-a
Noobs, they be alters, and alters be noobs
If you cross him, remember to bring lots of lube
for High Volt-a, Vo-Vo-Vo-Vo-Volta
Well I logged on just a week before
And I never had the ghey Uber buttsecks before
But High Voltage smiled and took me by the hand
As he made stimulate his sebaceous gland
Yes, I may not be the world's most masculine man,
But I'd rather do him than blow Method again
Oh, my Volta, Vo-Vo-Vo-Vo-Volta, Vo-Vo-Vo-Vo-Volta
Volta, Vo-Vo-Vo-Vo-Volta
Hooray for HighVoltage
Volta, Vo-Vo-Vo-Vo-Volta
Hooray for HighVoltage
Volta, Vo-Vo-Vo-Vo-Volta
Hooray for HighVoltage
*ejaculates*
User Reviews
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-01 22:26:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-01 21:08:22 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:42:26 (#)
Ranking: 1
Decent Post!!
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Decent really excites you, huh? I mean, two exclamation marks. Fuck.
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Well, you know, they (the exclamation marks) *do* kind of look like peenars. Twice the excitement, twice the mess!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-01 21:08:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:42:26 (#)
Ranking: 1
Decent Post!!
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Decent really excites you, huh? I mean, two exclamation marks. Fuck.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:51:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus, the dicksuckery is getting deep these days
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-01 16:11:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:58:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
What's all this talk about a grizzly Greek? What did I do now?
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Nothing...yet.
But you'll suck me off in gratitude after I'm done.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:59:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:15:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:13:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
new jersey is teh suck
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:59:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is awesome!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:58:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What's all this talk about a grizzly Greek? What did I do now?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:56:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ghola = ratings
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:49:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Decent? This post is awesome! It impregnates women from 50 yards away and God looked at it and said "Shit I can't top that!"
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:42:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Decent Post!!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:35:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:27:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Say, isn't that Sophie? Nice poem, nicer pic.
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See http://www.ubersite.com/m/84728#1862425
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:27:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Say, isn't that Sophie? Nice poem, nicer pic.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:24:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ghey. In a good way, mind you. But all the same, ghey.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:24:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If you liked THIS, or any of my past songs, just wait until you see what I'm conjuring up for Method.
Replete with a studio recording of the song.
YES YOU HEARD ME, YOU GREASY GRIZZLY GREEK, I'M COMING FOR YOU NEXT! MR. PAPADAUPOLOUSTAMOSEUS!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:22:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
HELL'S BETTER THAN JERSEY
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:20:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the Kinks
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:20:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I really wanted to work Ayatollah into mine, but I had to settle for Sexual Angola.
I'm glad you got to use it.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:18:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Then he kicked me so hard I had to pee"
BRA
VO
Thorns
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:17:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<prematurely ejaculates>
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:17:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I forgot to mention, this is the REAL fourth picture of MichaelJackson/Sophie that wasn't sent to TigerLilly.
Swear to God.
Honest Injun.
Okay, maybe not, but you have to admit, it's a nice wet dream.
Submitted by drivebyasshole (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:17:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:16:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The filename is priceless too.
OH NOES! I AM TEH GHEY MENZ!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:15:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:13:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
new jersey is awesome
Submitted by Aztune (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:14:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<right click>
Save Picture As...
<enter>
Wait, there's words on this post too?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:13:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
new jersey is awesome.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:13:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY! +2 on you sir.
Though I am at work and shouldn't be viewing this....
*sneakily kills everyone around who may see.*
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:12:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"And then he immediately regretted hitting the 'Post' button."