My least favorite song is worse than yours. (592 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: -0.07 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by DaWoiks (View user info) at 2006-03-01 21:20:06 EST
The topic of discussion today was "The Worst Song Ever"
My friends took their time and threw out songs by bands such as Whitesnake and Chicago, however I answered the question with one sentence.
"Do yall remember that Pepsi Blue Commercial?"
"Oh shit, actually...yeah, that's the worst song ever."
For those of you who don't remember, there was a commercial with some monks getting down and drinking Pepsi Blue (which sucked, but thats another story) while listening to a band and getting hype.
I researched the band behind this abysmal shit and discovered they were a local band from Washington D.C. called "Sev." The name of the song was, get this, "Same Old Song." God I hate them.
To show the deep, inspirational message they had to share, I'm going to walk you through the lyrics.
"I see you're calling again,
What could you possibly want?
I thought that we could be friends,
But now I know it was a front"
-YO, you be frontin yo.
"Yeah, I'm alright
That's just the way that I was dealt.
I'm trying to make it up in this life
But I'm receiving no help."
-You whiny bitch. Help yourself to a cyanide smoothie.
"No help at all
And no holds barred
But little did I know
That I would be scarred
I'm left all by myself
For about a second or two
You know, out with old
You know, and in with the new"
-You know, out with this shit
You know, and in with mercy killings
"[Chorus x4]
First you say whoa
Then you say yeah
Get your hands up
Throw your hands in the air"
-Wow, just...wow
"I used to smoke it, provoke it
Then I'd pass it down the line
Doing anything and everything at anytime
See I was hotter than a shot of moonshine
That was my state of mind
Up to the ultimate crime
But: today is the day that tomorrow will never see
You live in yesterday's world
You'll never be free
I keep going, knowing,
flowing for the sake to be strong
As I walk down this road
singing the same old song"
-YO, this guy was totally toking yo. Apparently, this nigga was hot.
Then comes my favorite lines " But: today is the day that tomorrow will never see
You live in yesterday's world
You'll never be free" Deep man, fucking deep.
[Chorus]
"Throw your hands in the air
Well everybody worldwide, well everybody worldwide
Well I would cry tears
But they stopped falling long ago
Back when my visions and dreams
Reportedly did not show, so
I cannot be the sympathetic soul
that you are searching for
But best believe that when you leave
You'll hear the slamming of the door
Yeah I'm alright,
Cuz I'm not perfect like you
And if you had a clue
You'd know my mental stays true
So I'll go on back to that place
where I am safe
Just know Alexis Sevanna,
I'm there for you everyday"
- I really have nothing more to say about this.
However, I will admit that they were on to something by naming their shit fest "Same Old Song." It really is the same old song I hear in my nightmares, or if my dog (Snoopy..lol omg) were to shit on a microphone. Yes, this song is the soundtrack to having every tooth drilled with no numbing and I defy you to find a song worse than this. Don't search too long, I tell you now, it doesn't exist.
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-02 08:24:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No no no. nononononononono.
The worst song ever?
PUMP IT
*louder!*
PUMP IT
*louder!*
PUMP IT
*louder!*
PUMP IT
*louder!*
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-03-02 08:17:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The fact that Jay "has" to pay $50 to see some titties at a strip club makes me laugh and cry.
Sooooooo sad.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-03-02 02:28:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My least favorite song is Mmbop, you can't beat that.
Submitted by RonArtestPunch (user info) at 2006-03-02 00:23:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-01 23:22:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm always a hateful motherfucker.
I'm even worse now, because I'm in Salt Lake fucking City.
This town sucks ass.
And I have 2 days until I get into Vegas.
Which makes SLC seem even worse.
Here, I gotta pay $50 to get into the door of a strip club to see a pair of titties.
In 2 days, I'll see them all over for free.
I am so hating theis shit right now...
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God damn dude, -2 me all you want...you earned it.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-01 23:22:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm always a hateful motherfucker.
I'm even worse now, because I'm in Salt Lake fucking City.
This town sucks ass.
And I have 2 days until I get into Vegas.
Which makes SLC seem even worse.
Here, I gotta pay $50 to get into the door of a strip club to see a pair of titties.
In 2 days, I'll see them all over for free.
I am so hating theis shit right now...
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-01 23:06:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Wasn't as awful as the reviews below indicate. You're getting this 1 to balance that out a little. I thought it really deserved an 0. The song itself could have used more commentary from you to make this really entertaining.
Submitted by RonArtestPunch (user info) at 2006-03-01 21:42:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i knew i should have done this tomorrow when yall ain't some hateful mother fuckers
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-03-01 21:40:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
but thanks for walking me through it
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-03-01 21:40:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
never hear it
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-01 21:29:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Comment.
This sucks.
End comment.
Submitted by mtgn37 (user info) at 2006-03-01 21:23:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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