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If nobody lied... (539 hits)

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Submitted by nahnoneofit (View user info) at 2006-03-02 05:53:07 EST

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Employer: why were you late to work thismorning?

Employee: I didnt get much sleep last night.

Employer: why didnt you get any sleep?

Employee: I was up all night looking at the kaliedescopish dots you see when you close your eyes.

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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-02 08:32:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The only fucking trophy we'll get this year is the Carling Cup and that's better than reading this what the fuck is wrong with you haven't you got some dick you should be smoking RIGHT NOW YOU MEANINGLESS CUNT!?

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Submitted by dove666 (user info) at 2006-03-02 08:05:47 EST (#)
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Give up the pipe...

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Submitted by Kidmc (user info) at 2006-03-02 07:17:34 EST (#)
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And your point is?...

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Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2006-03-02 06:31:48 EST (#)
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No Comment

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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-02 06:08:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Bleugh?

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Homer: Your mother and I have been thinking about giving the puppies
away.

Bart and Lisa:
Noooooo!

Homer: Mainly your mother.

Two Dozen and One Greyhounds

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