My current goal in life is to master Led Zeppelin's "Heartbreaker" (601 hits)
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Submitted by Aitsu (View user info) at 2006-03-02 07:20:56 EST
Is this not a worthy cause?
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Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-03-03 02:12:31 EST (#)
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Fuck you
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-03-03 01:47:16 EST (#)
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My current goal in life is to find you and foot you in the ass.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-03 01:04:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-02 08:29:54 (#)
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I don't give Shit One about that, you stupid, waste-of-my-life motherfucker.
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On second thought, I stand by my rating, but this was a bit harsh. Led Zeppelin are pretty cool
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-02 14:48:28 EST (#)
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No.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-03-02 10:50:14 EST (#)
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Thank you, thank you. By the way here is +2 because I made a mistake in my first post and had to post again with the error correction (Great White instead of White Snake). Thanks.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-02 10:31:52 EST (#)
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Screw off, Johnson, you can't honestly believe you are "classic" because you like Zeppelin. Classic? Classic is Beethoven, Brahms, Mozart. Zeppelin is NOT classic. It's catchy stuff from the 70s. But it's still pop. Sure, it's good music, but it's still pop.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2006-03-02 10:25:18 EST (#)
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That is a -2 that deserves it's own forum for discussion. (+2 on the review, Joe)
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-03-02 10:21:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
After you master Heartbreaker (good choice by the way) you have to play for a great crowd. This is your goal in life and you should share it with the people that mean the most to you not just random strangers. Be sure to pick a venue that is small and quaint (one entrance and exit kinds of places) but big enough to hold all of your friends and family. Now that you've got the song down you need to work on your stage presence. Try the old guitar trick of lighting your axe on fire (crowds love this).
First, soak yourself in lighter fluid (don't forget to cover your guitar as well) and then give all of your friends and family matches. They will be delighted with the pyrotechnics and probably due to their lack of intelligence be transfixed by the flames. Before you know it the whole place will be on fire (literally) and no one will be able to get out because of the trampling and black smoke. Hopefully, this will rid the world of you and all of your mouth breathing, window licking friends and family. If you need tips ask the pyro guy that does the Great White shows.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-03-02 10:19:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
After you master Heartbreaker (good choice by the way) you have to play for a great crowd. This is your goal and life and you should share it with the people that mean the most to you not just random strangers. Be sure to pick a venue that is small and quaint (one entrance and exit kinds of places) but big enough to hold all of your friends and family. Now that you've got the song down you need to work on your stage presence. Try the old guitar trick of lighting your axe on fire (crowds love this).
First, soak yourself in lighter fluid (don't forget to cover your guitar as well) and then give all of your friends and family matches. They will be delighted with the pyrotechnics and probably due to their lack of intelligence be transfixed by the flames. Before you know it the whole place will be on fire (literally) and no one will be able to get out because of the trampling and black smoke. Hopefully, this will rid the world of you and all of your mouth breathing, window licking friends and family. If you need tips ask the pyro guy that does the White Snake shows.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2006-03-02 10:17:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
indeed.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2006-03-02 10:07:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going for Over the Hills and Far Away.
screw everyone else.
I'm classic.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-03-02 09:40:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-03-02 09:00:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
anything LZ is a worthy cause. CARRY ON!
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2006-03-02 08:48:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Aspiration: a : a strong desire to achieve something high or great b : an object of such desire
Ambition: 1 a : an ardent desire for rank, fame, or power b : desire to achieve a particular end
2: the object of ambition
3: a desire for activity or exertion <felt sick and had no ambition>
- am·bi·tion·less /-l&s/ adjective
synonyms AMBITION, ASPIRATION mean strong desire for advancement. AMBITION applies to the desire for personal advancement or preferment and may suggest equally a praiseworthy or an inordinate desire <driven by ambition>. ASPIRATION implies a striving after something higher than oneself and usually implies that the striver is thereby ennobled <an aspiration to become president someday>
You sir, are the quintessential definition of all of these. I wish I could set goals this high....
-1 (just incase you were hoping for the -2nami)
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-03-02 08:44:16 EST (#)
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This IS a tasty burger!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-02 08:29:54 EST (#)
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I don't give Shit One about that, you stupid, waste-of-my-life motherfucker.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-02 08:28:50 EST (#)
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Fuck off and do it then.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-02 08:26:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lenin (user info) at 2006-03-02 08:01:45 (#)
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Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-03-02 07:40:29 (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-03-02 07:29:10 (#)
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Couple of points:
A) No, it's not.
B)If it's SPT, mark it as SPT.
C) Stop posting.
D) Be more like G-prime, if you wanna shitpost, do it right.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-02 08:21:41 EST (#)
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Derp
Worst ever
Sorry Squatty.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-02 08:08:26 EST (#)
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Needs more Bonzo
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-03-02 08:02:52 EST (#)
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I've seen cat fights more entertaining than this post, although I am a big cat fight fan.
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-03-02 08:02:12 EST (#)
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Despite the sharp steel barb protruding from your head, you wriggled off the hook when you were a tadpole, didn't you?
Write a story about that.
Submitted by Lenin (user info) at 2006-03-02 08:01:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-03-02 07:40:29 (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-03-02 07:29:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
Couple of points:
A) No, it's not.
B)If it's SPT, mark it as SPT.
C) Stop posting.
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-03-02 07:54:03 EST (#)
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WTF I'M NOT READING ALL THAT.
Submitted by Aitsu (user info) at 2006-03-02 07:47:55 EST (#)
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But if I stop posting, you have to stop reading. Can you see the problem here? These things don't just post themselves.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-03-02 07:40:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-03-02 07:29:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
Couple of points:
A) No, it's not.
B)If it's SPT, mark it as SPT.
C) Stop posting.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-03-02 07:29:10 EST (#)
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Couple of points:
A) Led Zepplin sucks.
B) No, it's not.
C)If it's SPT, mark it as SPT.
D) Stop posting.