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SPT(Little Content) (456 hits)

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Rating: -0.12 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by sicosemen (View user info) at 2006-03-02 10:24:33 EST


I reached an epiphany last night and today. I no longer have the vigilance to bounce back from a night out drinking. I'm still fairly young (23) and cannot drink like I did when I was 18 or so. Why is that? Today's hangover is fucking wretched and I'm working. Why? I'd like to -2Die myself. I could use a shot of oxygen right now to clear my head up. Any good hangover cures that I could do at work? I've already had plenty of water so that won't work for a suggestion. HELP ME!


Here's a picture that I found odd. can anyone explain this to me? It's a potato, that much I know.

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Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-03-03 00:11:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

SPT = -2.

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-03-02 20:04:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Drink a shitload of water afore you sleep, or as soon as you wake up.

This will enlarge your shrunken dehydrated brain to it's normal size, which will stop it knocking around your head (which is the pain of a hangover) - summary of wikipedia

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-02 19:50:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

put that potato out of its misery

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-02 15:30:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-03-02 10:26:02 (#)
Ranking: 0

Sorry I couldn't put something better together. Given my state, I think this is a wonderful attempt.
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i couldn't think of anything witty to say.

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-03-02 14:03:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It's a little late now, but a greasy post-bender breakfast seems to help. Bacon, eggs, hashbrowns, pancakes etc and lots of coffee/tea. You poor bastard.

Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-03-02 13:27:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Drink an isotonic drink. They replace the things you body needs to avoid dehydration and that's exactly what a hangover is.

That only just clicked into place the other day when I couldn't face getting out of bed but had my gym bag close at hand. Cleared the fucker up in no time.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-02 11:53:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

also drink at least a quart of water, and pop a centrum right before you go to bed. have a glass of water near your bed so you don't have to move far to start drinking water in the morning too. all about the water. good news is, since you'll have so much liquid in your body you'll be able to put out any fires in your house.

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-03-02 10:28:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you need water BEFORE you drink.

that's a photoshop from www.worth1000.com

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-03-02 10:26:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Sorry I couldn't put something better together. Given my state, I think this is a wonderful attempt.


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gas? It's gas, isn't it?

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