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Submitted by Xcuses (View user info) at 2006-03-02 19:31:44 EST


I checked a few posts out today and I see some things don't change. Well, I take that back. I don't know who most of you fuckers are and it's only been a couple of months. There is more turnover on this site than at Rock Financial or <fill in your favorite mortgage company here>. I'm glad to see some of my favorites are still around.

I almost couldn't belive my eyes when I saw a Manicmother post. I guess we'll have to wait until '07 before we get to view the next one..."Your child just threw up in my lap and I'm gonna fuck you up a little, right now". I mean, you are one badass chick.

Speaking of badass, I see you're still around. How's the wife and kids?

WHAT??? I should just email him instead of writing a post?

FUCK YOU!

I've read most of the shit on here, this is par for the course.

Good to see Shlongy is still lurking about. What are you 100 yrs old right now? Damn surprised your arthritis hasn't prevented you from typing. Oh wait, I forgot...you probably have one of those speak-to-screen-that-writes-it-for-me computers. Only cost you 3K, good for you.

...and what do we have here.....T.M.I #34543

I love you Tiger :)

Munkey's still around, good to see.

Stabby's still fighting the good fight. Are you a Republican? Just wondered

Alright, I've bored both of you enough

I'm so glad I didn't forget about SPT

Xcuses out!
(Did that sound gey)?




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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-05-21 14:30:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

nothing to see here

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-05 22:56:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

102 next Thursday but still fucking young chicks like your sister on pretty much a regular basis.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-05-05 22:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

B@W. Not around too much like 1/2 of these idiots

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-05-05 22:42:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

well?

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-04-27 22:34:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what the fuck happened to you?

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-03-03 18:04:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm just have my vistors pass for now. I doubt I'll be anything more than an occasional stalker.

Badass, I made almost all gone before I left.

Manic, You know you love me

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-03 09:47:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sorry beat - I was actually talking to Xcuses.


He took his ball and went home weeks ago.

Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2006-03-03 09:15:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-03 09:09:40 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2006-03-03 03:58:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

(I'm rating the user not the post)
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Where the hell you been hiding??
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I've posted every day this week??

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-03 09:09:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2006-03-03 03:58:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

(I'm rating the user not the post)
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Where the hell you been hiding??

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-03 08:11:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-03-02 19:42:35 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-02 19:38:41 (#)
Ranking: -2

well, it seems you still suck.
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and it seems like you still aren't too funny. I'd rather suck to be honest with you
======================================================================================

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

zakalwe SHAMOWNED!

Glad you came back to the jungle. Now get in line to blow bart like the rest of us.

Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2006-03-03 03:58:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

(I'm rating the user not the post)

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-02 21:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

How gay!

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-03-02 21:14:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Fuck you, Dave.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-02 21:07:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Welcome back, ya flip flop wearin' freak. . .


Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-02 20:52:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-03-02 20:47:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm still here, though there are conflicting reports.

Shlongy doesn't like anybody.

Zoidberg and I had phonesex on XBOX Live while playing Halo 2.




Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-02 20:31:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

yay!!!

What?!? you have no idea who i am?

well then fuck you.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-02 20:28:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck off.

So, as you can see, from MY seat, nothing has changed.

I couldn't tell you about anyone else because I don't give a fuck about anyone else.

Welcome back!

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-03-02 20:20:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm still here.

I think.

I mean, can anyone really be sure of anything?

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-02 20:19:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

so did you act like a man and take that back on the plane or ditch it in the bathroom?


Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-02 20:16:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

How's this shit goin' for you...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81780

Did you do more drugs or kill anybody yet?

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-03-02 20:15:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Welcome back. You heard about the fatal accident Bart was involved in? Don't worry... he didn't die, but his passenger was killed and he has been arrested for DWI and there are certainly charges to follow because his female passenger was killed along with the lone occupant of the vehicle Bart hit.

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-02 20:14:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Welcome back. You can be entertaining. Don't read my posts.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-02 20:07:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Holy suck!

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-02 20:05:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Fucked enough monkeys in the real world you had to come back here eh?

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-02 20:00:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Xcuses out!
(Did that sound gey)?

-------------------

A little.

Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-03-02 19:56:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

And where have you been?

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-03-02 19:55:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

dont forget about The BOSH Man!

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-03-02 19:52:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Alright, I've bored both of you enough

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That made me smirk

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-03-02 19:46:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

HadTobe- We don't hate you

WE LOATHE YOU

I mean, I don't but those other kids...

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-02 19:44:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't forget that everyone hates me. Or is that still the same? I can't remember.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-03-02 19:42:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-02 19:38:41 (#)
Ranking: -2

well, it seems you still suck.
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and it seems like you still aren't too funny. I'd rather suck to be honest with you



Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-02 19:38:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

well, it seems you still suck.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-02 19:37:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-03-02 19:33:12 (#)
Ranking: -2

Same author
Same shitty writing

===
yup

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-03-02 19:33:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Same author
Same shitty writing


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