Suck me whores........... (1927 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: 1.33 on 38 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Brendan (View user info) at 2006-03-03 02:58:13 EST
I made it.
I'm drunk.
I'm gambling.
I have my hand on my cock.
I'm a Marine (this is a scary thought).
I've been on a non-stop masturbation binge.
I had sex with one of my good buddies little sisters because she kept rubbing my stomach like I was a fucking genie.
I left skinny and out of shape and returned 35 lbs lighter and ripped.
I spent x-mas eve and new years eve on the quaterdeck.
My Godson told me I was his hero. (By far the best feeling)
Well I'm hammered, fondling my nuts and playing cards so leave a -2 and tell me to die.
I hope you all had an enjoyable 4 months without me but now you must bow to my greatness or just tell me how much I suck, your choice.
User Reviews
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2006-03-19 02:14:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bren bren bren bren ben bernrjwhkhuwiet
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-03-15 23:23:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not just a jerk but now a tough, fit jerk. I'm glad I only know you through the internet asshole.
Oh and congrats on the whole marine thing.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-03-03 19:26:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations man. Job well done.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-03 17:25:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
excellent, now give me +2 for Chesty.
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:06:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
are you actually fondling your nuts while the picture was being taken??
Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2006-03-03 14:35:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome Aboard Devil Dog.
Now, shave, get rid of the earings and post an OOh-rah pic.
You stationed at Lejuene?
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2006-03-03 11:56:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-03 11:21:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-03-03 04:06:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
How could I -2 a man fondling his nuts?!
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There are so many "Shlongy" type remarks available here. It's just to easy to even mess with.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-03 11:52:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Attaboy! Welcome back. You are many peoples hero.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-03 11:34:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahhahhahhaha. semper fi dude. my bro came back from basic and was 30lbs lighter and actually was less ripped, oh well. congrats on fucking?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-03 11:21:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-03-03 04:06:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
How could I -2 a man fondling his nuts?!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-03-03 11:05:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Word.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-03-03 09:20:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
It makes me a little uneasy that a man with earrings is part of the elite defense of our borders and interests abroad.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-03 09:07:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I had sex with one of my good buddies little sisters because she kept rubbing my stomach like I was a fucking genie.
Youre the Marine Bhudda?!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-03 08:47:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-03 07:36:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
When I saw this post title I just KNEW it was probably yours.
You lose my cell phone number, jarhead?
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Yeah, Shlongy, what is that number again? :)
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-03-03 08:35:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YES!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-03 08:30:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-03 08:24:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Welcome back!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-03-03 08:21:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-03-03 07:09:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
i respect marines.
i have no respect for people who tilt their head back in photographs in weak attempts to look tough.
meh
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I am going to assume this was a before picture.
What are you going to be doing, when do you go to school?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-03 08:13:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Wait, what?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-03-03 07:50:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You could have at least given us a new picture.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-03 07:36:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When I saw this post title I just KNEW it was probably yours.
You lose my cell phone number, jarhead?
Submitted by Cryslynn1 (user info) at 2006-03-03 07:20:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Horney much?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-03-03 07:09:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i respect marines.
i have no respect for people who tilt their head back in photographs in weak attempts to look tough.
meh
Submitted by Kidmc (user info) at 2006-03-03 07:05:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You Bicth! -2
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-03-03 06:08:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
this is about the intellect level of a six year old who first discovers a boner.
good for you, go back to myspace.
Submitted by weasul (user info) at 2006-03-03 04:29:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-03-03 04:06:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How could I -2 a man fondling his nuts?!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-03 04:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I bet you've never played polo in your life. I'd forgotten how much you look like that mental wigger from The Boondocks.
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2006-03-03 03:37:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
heh
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-03 03:23:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice ear-rings, smoker.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-03 03:18:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, I remember fondly the gas chamber. I loved watching all those fuckers choke and gag. Wish I was young enough to go back into the service.
Oh, except that whole Iraq thing. Good luck with that whole thing.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-03-03 03:13:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brendan (View user info) at 2006-03-03 02:58:13
I made it.
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Not just yet...Are you going to: The Show?
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2006-03-03 03:11:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The gas chamber was awesome especially when the kid tried to run out and got chocked slammed, good times.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-03 03:10:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey fuckface!
I've become Ubersites most popular, loved poster since you've been away!
How'd you do when they gassed you?
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2006-03-03 03:06:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
...so how long until you're banned?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-03 03:04:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i've been waiting for you.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2006-03-03 03:03:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes I am..........
showering with 60 guys can do that to a man.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2006-03-03 03:00:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're still a fucking faggot.