Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre Presents: Prove You're Not Crazy! with John E. du Pont (1080 hits)
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Rating: 1.82 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Spencer Thompson (View user info) at 2006-03-03 07:30:28 EST
ImageReady almost killed Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre. That's all you need to know about why this one is kind of weird in places.
MSPaint rules all.
My notepad went through the wash. Granted, msost of the jokes weren't very funny. But stillllll. I love that notepad.
I found an old notepad though and was able to reclaim a joke that I think is good. "Twister must be the envy of all the other board games, because no game of Sorry! has ever ended in fucking on top of the game board."
POST THIS LINK EVERYWHERE YOU GO, INCLUDING WHERE CHILDREN CAN SEE: http://handturkeytheatre.box43.net
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-03-04 00:30:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You know what? I'm surprised no one pointed out the actual HAND turkey.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:55:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-03 11:32:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-03 11:27:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-03 08:48:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
I highly enjoyed the wig-out sequence.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:20:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jayp, I post these every friday, it's not necessarily a surprise.
And go ahead and post it, it's not a big deal.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-03 14:57:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-03 14:36:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hoe...
Lee...
Shiite.
Spence, seriously, why you gotta post these thje same day I get a Stick Figure Theatre done?
NOw I gotta wait on that.
Still, awesome as usual.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-03-03 12:23:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Quite possibly the most amusing thing on ubersite.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-03 11:32:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-03 11:27:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-03 08:48:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
I highly enjoyed the wig-out sequence.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-03 11:27:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-03 08:48:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
I highly enjoyed the wig-out sequence.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-03 10:51:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hand turkey +2
Just scroll around down there and collect the best things that other people wrote. That's my review.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-03-03 10:49:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-03-03 09:42:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
these make my Friday
well that and being able to wear jeans to work
my life sux
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Isn't it great working for a company that lets you wear jeans on fridays. Makes it such a hip, happening, fun place to work. And it certainly makes up for all the other ways they screw me over.
Submitted by Kidmc (user info) at 2006-03-03 10:13:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant as allway`s +2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-03 09:57:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-03-03 09:42:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
these make my Friday
well that and being able to wear jeans to work
my life sux
Submitted by Golfzealot2 (user info) at 2006-03-03 09:27:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I had a friend that used to work for John Dupont, he used to have him take pictures of his house everyday becasue he was convinced that the house was moving
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-03 09:14:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The blood spurting from his neck was fantastic.
That crazy, rich family.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-03-03 09:03:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-03-03 07:34:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
John E. du Pont was a millionaire who shot and killed an Olympic wrestler, and is currently in jail serving time. He is, people have said, the richest man serving time for murder.
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Wait, wait....I thought rich people were above the law and got away with murder?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-03 09:00:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
but,
what if the people fucking are fat nasty people. then the game of Risk is in the corner laughing at Twister because two fatties are rolling around on top of it.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-03 08:54:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i liked the twister joke
Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2006-03-03 08:52:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You should do Armin Meiwes for the next one!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-03 08:52:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I lol'd.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-03 08:48:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I highly enjoyed the wig-out sequence.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-03-03 08:43:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-03 07:46:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
Most of it was just okay, but the trippy schitzo trip was funny and well done.
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2006-03-03 08:41:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-03 08:21:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Good, but not your usual standard.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-03-03 08:08:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
As a critique of this, since you're trying out some of your comedy avenues, I'd have to say it seems as though you are trying too hard. I think that the jokes you have a generally funny but this kind of thing detracts from the jokes when people have to follow the visuals. They might get caught up in following the conversation rather than enjoying the easy reading humor. Then again, that's just me.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2006-03-03 08:01:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Du Pont killed an olympic gold medalist freestyle wrestler named David Schultz. I was on the US Junior Nationals wrestling team in 1996 , and we dedicated our performance that year to Schultz. I remember my coach, Bob Walker, hated Du Pont worse than anything in the world. Du Pont is, in a nutshell, as crazy as a craphouse rat and was known for climbing up into the loft of his barn, tucking his hands into his armpits and flapping his "wings", saying he was an eagle. A shame the scumbag wasn't put out of his misery.
Submitted by Technoboy (user info) at 2006-03-03 08:01:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny as Fuck
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-03 07:56:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Har Har
"I AM YOUR GOD!"
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-03 07:46:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Most of it was just okay, but the trippy schitzo trip was funny and well done.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-03 07:41:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best ever!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-03 07:40:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-03-03 07:34:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
John E. du Pont was a millionaire who shot and killed an Olympic wrestler, and is currently in jail serving time. He is, people have said, the richest man serving time for murder.
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Thanks for the update.
Where'd you get the idea for this series? It's fucking brilliant.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-03-03 07:36:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Possibly the best one yet.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-03-03 07:34:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
John E. du Pont was a millionaire who shot and killed an Olympic wrestler, and is currently in jail serving time. He is, people have said, the richest man serving time for murder.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-03 07:32:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have no idea who Du Pont is, and I still laughed and laughed and laughed.