Right to the Way of the Rules of the World (507 hits)
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Submitted by Drone of Industry (View user info) at 2006-03-03 14:26:45 EST
This Guy at work was boasting that 200 dollars was accidentally deposited into his bank account by some lady in a rich suburb.
The circumstance of this and that convinced him that he could morally allow the money to remain in his possession.
Then all the office goody two shoes (the yes men) started calling this Guy heartless for his failure to sooner resolve the issue.
Things got pretty dramatic and he was being hammered to the bone for his irrational ethics.
The Big Boss walked in to print something and all the goody two shoes pointed their fingers and ratted on this Guy. The Big Boss shook his head in disappointment.
The Big Boss then commenced to pick up one of the many high powered Nerf guns that were laying around the office.
The suck up guy followed his lead. He wheeled over in his office chair and loaded up a gun of his own.
The Big Boss, with the suck up at his side, aimed and prepared to fire.
In a desperate plea, this Guy suddenly held up his hand and said... "Before you shoot, tell me, have you EVER done anything morally wron---"
POPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOP!!!
They blasted all of their rounds straight into this Guy's face before he could even finish the words of his final stance.
"All right, fuck this," he mumbled as he stormed out of the office.
(silence)
In his absence I think all these people felt guilty for their rash ridicule, although no one really said anything.
I personally felt guilty for not taking the bullets for him!
Not that I agreed with his pitiful baby crime, but to watch the foam of self righteousness spewing from the mouths of all those that were accusing him was unbearable.
And then Dominick (one of my brothers in the office reject squad) called out the suck up, saying, "Why didn't we choose sides when you gloated about being with a fourteen year old when you were nineteen?"
He said she said she was eighteen so it's different.
The point being a question of what is morally 'cool' and 'uncool' in this office full of dudes.
When this Guy came back he said everything was going to be fixed with the whole money thing and that he was obviously wrong considering he was outnumbered ten to one.
Everyone in the office apologized to him.
And then they all said he did 'the right thing'.
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-03-05 19:22:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Big Boss then commenced to pick up one of the many high powered Nerf guns that were laying around the office.
Now thats a good office.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-03-03 17:21:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
poetic
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-03 16:10:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by zoot124 (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:52:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Who cares?
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yeah, my thoughts too...
Submitted by zoot124 (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:52:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who cares?
Submitted by dove666 (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:45:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The one sentence per double spaced line made me read it like a list.
In fact, you can move some the lines to different places in the story and they still fit.
Submitted by Drone_of_Industry (user info) at 2006-03-03 14:42:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's a little too 'wacky' for my tastes... in a 'Dodgeball The Movie' kind of way. So you can understand my dismay.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-03 14:33:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
did you say 14!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-03 14:28:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
do you really have nerf guns in this office? what kind of an office is this anyway.