Atlantic City or Snowboarding (494 hits)
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Submitted by sicosemen (View user info) at 2006-03-03 14:39:48 EST
I have no plans for this weekend. Doesn't sound to exciting for me, but I'm house sitting for my Aunt and Uncle as they left for Punta Cana in the Dominican Republic. I have to feed their cats and put pellets in the woodstove for them while they are gone. I have to honey dip for cat crispies in the litter box as well. Sounds pretty fucking cool, right?
I'm either planning on going to AC or I'm going snowboarding this weekend and can't make up my mind. Do I go spend a shit ton of cash to hopefully come out on top? Do I have the time of my life as I drink for free and scour the floor for some tale? I could use someone to bukkake. I know there is a few of them at AC.
Or do I go shred a rad line at the ski resort, dude? I'll have a nice flask of single malt Glenlivet or perhaps I'll take some brandy to stay extra warm. Got a female or two that I could go with so I'll have cut on tap. Or I could scour the ramps and try to snag some velcro to peel back. I could use a new squish mitten anyhow.
***On a completely unrelated note...I just wrote an e-mail to my boss shredding a co-worker for her lack of competence in her job that she's been doing for 4-6+ months now. Is an e-mail the proper forum for that type of issue or did I cross a line there?***
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-03-06 10:42:15 EST (#)
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By the way, I did AC and spent $4.3 hundred dollars on a hotel room.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-03-04 06:10:48 EST (#)
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whoa!...that was strange...how did i........
damn
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-03 20:49:54 EST (#)
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Hey...don't shoot the messenger. I gave you MY advice 8 hours ago.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-03-03 18:28:56 EST (#)
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Schlongy,
You hit it on the head. I desperately seek approval of everyone on uber. Will you be my friend, please?
Thanks,
I love you.
Submitted by Mrdurden24 (user info) at 2006-03-03 17:15:43 EST (#)
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Go to AC..there is nothing finer in life than gambling, alcohol and hookers.
Submitted by Oxymoron (user info) at 2006-03-03 17:13:36 EST (#)
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That's Atlantic city? It looks shittier than Reno. I'd go snowboarding.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-03 17:08:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:29:57 (#)
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if you're going by yourself, snowboarding.
if you have friends, AC.
unless you're a degenerate gambler like myself or schlongmaster and go to sit at tables and be antisocial for a weekend, desperately clinging onto the hope that maybe when your'e buying a drink you can bump into some hot piece of aaaiisse that's not a hooker.
Ex-fucking-actly. Tim nailed it.
Of course, if this poster/dork had friends, Timmy, he wouldn't be asking UBERSITE for advice on this topic. Or ANY topic.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-03 16:11:47 EST (#)
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Ive never been to Atlantic city OR skiing. Go Skiing ALONG the streets of Atlantic City!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:47:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-03 14:54:35 (#)
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AC. Was there last weekend. Look for my blood on the glass in the revolving doors at the entrance to the Tropicana.
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You were trying to fuck the entrance way again, weren't you? I hope you were able to extract your peener from the door.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:29:57 EST (#)
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if you're going by yourself, snowboarding.
if you have friends, AC.
unless you're a degenerate gambler like myself or schlongmaster and go to sit at tables and be antisocial for a weekend, desperately clinging onto the hope that maybe when your'e buying a drink you can bump into some hot piece of aaaiisse that's not a hooker.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:10:03 EST (#)
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snowboarding.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:03:18 EST (#)
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snowboarding!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:00:30 EST (#)
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snowboarding and if you miss AC too much you can just forward me a check for the 3 bills, I'll fuck your ass and it'll be just like you went anyway
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-03 14:54:35 EST (#)
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AC. Was there last weekend. Look for my blood on the glass in the revolving doors at the entrance to the Tropicana.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-03 14:53:43 EST (#)
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snowboarding, before the snow goes away again for another year. atlantic city will still be there in the summer.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-03-03 14:45:47 EST (#)
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Snowboarding. It'll be much funner.