APW (better late than never) (1167 hits)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-03-03 15:15:10 EST
The fennel stalk, the cradled flame
The chains, the mountain and the pain
A slave to gods but titan born
Here find the Giver now
On Caucasus in Vulcan's fetters
Burning sun and savage weather
Rip the weary mountainside
And beat upon his brow
Six years gone, but thousands more
A countless stretch of penance for
The gift of heavenfire to Man
That gods would him deny
Midnight air surrounds him so
His flesh repaired, his body whole
No testament to torture there
For witnesses to spy
Awake he turns his tired eyes
From comfortless and empty skies
For on the blowing breeze he hears
The sound of Ethon's wings
While high above the moutaintops
The gods they laugh and will not stop,
The talon rip, the tear of beak:
The price that giving brings.
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-20 02:12:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-05 01:36:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-04 03:36:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Your accolades make me erect with anticipation. :)
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I like how the spelling's FINE here.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-04 03:43:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Goodnight, nice Lady. I'm plastered and must call it a night.
Maybe tomorrow.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-04 03:36:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your accolades make me erect with anticipation. :)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-04 03:34:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You've never let me down, Bubba. And I don't suspect you will.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-04 03:33:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I mus be relly fuked upp. I caint evan spel odnary shite.
Heh!
Are I drunk? O.S.I.R. sorry to let you down, but it happens to everyone now and then.....
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-04 03:28:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Also "poory". Unless that was intentional.
Can I have some of what you're having? I'm dry as dirt over here.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-04 03:27:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Masrubate" Heh! I'm a fuckin' idiot!!....
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-04 03:25:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-04 03:17:56 (#)
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Madam, I hit the sauce on a nightly basis. Why do you ask? Does it show?
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I only ask because it looked like you'd been drunk spelling. And that's not like you. I was worried!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-04 03:17:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-04 03:07:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
In more positive collective news, Kool and the Gang is still together.
They played my friend's work Christmas party.
Bubba, have you been hitting the sauce?
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Madam, I hit the sauce on a nightly basis. Why do you ask? Does it show?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-04 03:07:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In more positive collective news, Kool and the Gang is still together.
They played my friend's work Christmas party.
Bubba, have you been hitting the sauce?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-04 02:56:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For poetry we all must wait
and grab our crotch to masrurbate.
Gasm gives us all a chance
to pwn his ass and poory rate...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-04 01:02:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Someone should really reform the Fun Bunch.
Or Wham! for that matter.
Stupid present-day music and its distrust of collectives.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-04 00:45:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-04 00:04:39 (#)
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Everyone will expect you to win anyway O-man, I just haven't posted any verse and feel like giving it a go.
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Precisely why I wouldn't participate. And feel free to loose your poetry whenever you feel it's time, Marky-Mark. Uber will understand. Fuck 'em if they don't, right?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-04 00:04:39 EST (#)
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Everyone will expect you to win anyway O-man, I just haven't posted any verse and feel like giving it a go.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-04 00:02:59 EST (#)
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I knew you had an alter somewhere. Post under your own Uber name.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-03 23:55:56 EST (#)
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MyT1 & scourge - I may announce a competition/event in the near future, so hold off until then. And yes, scourgeums, I'm sure it will be met with hate, disdain and loathing.......but that's all part of the fun of it, right?
More to come on this later, once I've had a chance to think it through and see what can come of it.
I'll likely not participate in it, in the name of fairness...but I may have a way around that. Sort of. Who knows. Whatever.
Nellypal - go fuck yourself. I mean that in the nicest way possible.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-03 20:50:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Drawing pubes is a job for Rubes
not attempted by stupid n00bs
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The rigid cock, the Gasm name
The poems, the shit, the rancid pain
A slave to Uber, we who barf
The best that we can say is "arf."
In bullshit lies the O-man's fetters,
Burping words with random letters.
Rip the meter, fuck the verse,
How the fuck could it be worse?
:) :)
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2006-03-03 20:34:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-03-03 19:05:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
this was better than OK
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-03 18:52:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
By rights, this is twice as bad as SPT on a Friday.
Sorry, them's the rules.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-03 18:28:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Do a contest, I'll take part. I think I may like to leave a poetry mark on uber in some form besides the dirty limerick.
You know of course that the entiore thing will be ridiculed by many many Uberers? I don't care and it doesn't change my desire to participate, I'm just saying...
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-03 18:25:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm out for the weekend sir. Drop me an e-mail and let me know how you'd like me to proceed.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-03 18:07:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OK then - will you be announcing a contest or do I need to just post the best poem I can come up with? If that't the case, will you be giving me a topic or should I just pull that out of my ass as well?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-03 18:04:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-03 17:58:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
All right O-tron...for you, I shall apply myself. I didn't do it for my folks, my teachers, or my boss. For you, however, I will try.
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The fate of your 'What's in a Name' post depends on it.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-03 17:58:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All right O-tron...for you, I shall apply myself. I didn't do it for my folks, my teachers, or my boss. For you, however, I will try.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-03 17:49:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOVE getting my knees scuffed up!
Let's do a poetry-off sometime.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-03 17:42:21 EST (#)
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I meant what's the point if you're not going to make an effort.
You've gotta scuff them knees and cut those hands if you want to get to the top of the hill.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-03 17:38:43 EST (#)
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Ah, can I start off any more replies with "ah?"
LAME.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-03 17:37:33 EST (#)
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Ah, but what's the point then?
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Well, fame fortune and glory of course. Why else?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-03 17:36:10 EST (#)
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Ah, but what's the point then?
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-03 17:24:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And I would make an attempt at your little O-tron poetry slam. Not a good one with a lot of effort, but an attempt none the less.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-03 17:12:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't promise I won't spoof it in a reply if it's ripe for it.
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I wouldn't expect anything less
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-03 17:04:52 EST (#)
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Maybe I'll host an Orgasmatron Poetry Spectacular or something, and either 1) encourage people to send me their stuff so I can compile it and throw out on Uber under my username or 2) give the rest of the website someone to blame and take their verse-loathing anger out on by putting my name in the to-do's title. I can be a shield as much as I can a deterrant, by God.
Or you could just say 'fuck it' and post it and tell the bastards to fuck themselves if you don't like it. However, I can't promise I won't spoof it in a reply if it's ripe for it.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-03 16:57:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In other words, don't let my presence stop you.
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Oh, I don't. It's my shitty emu poetry that stops me.
I have, however, thought about posting lyrics. Me and a friend of mine are writting a show about a bad redneck band and we've written about 12 songs. My favorite is "Liquid Courage"
You're not my type, We can still get something cooking
If you keep drinking, I'll get better looking
Seeing a guy like me, Oh aint the social norm
But it will be Ok thanks to courage in Liquid Form
It's about a high class girl I dated last summer. However, without the tunes behind them I don't know if they stand on their own.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-03 16:56:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Art post with actual content. Behold!
This is how to do it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-03 16:42:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-03 16:35:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
But that's a loaded question, because I'm attracted to many uberers.
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Please tell me this is code for MyTeeOne.
Nice poem O-tron. Whenever I think of posting poetry I just remind myself I'll be ripped to shreds because you are here.
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Ah, but don't you see. I am the Prometheus that has brought poetic legitimacy to Uber. Soon I, too, will be chained and punished for my crime. But not before I give the gift of verse to the users. No, not before that comes to pass.
I have seen my death upon the face of the mountain, above the mist of the plains and the rolling waters of the Azau. It is unavoidable.
In other words, don't let my presence stop you.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-03-03 16:36:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-03 16:35:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But that's a loaded question, because I'm attracted to many uberers.
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Please tell me this is code for MyTeeOne.
Nice poem O-tron. Whenever I think of posting poetry I just remind myself I'll be ripped to shreds because you are here.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-03 16:32:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
On Caucasus in Vulcan's fetters
Burning sun and savage weather
Rip the weary mountainside
And beat upon his brow
Normally I really hate your damn poems, but I liked this verse. Nice.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-03 16:29:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Me and Orgasmatron have the exact same post rating, 1.56. Therefore, I am allowed to pwn him and his posts.
...It seems to be a bird tearing out a naked man's liver...
I grant this the Axolotl seal of approval. There is nothing to pwn.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-03 16:26:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-03 16:05:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Lish - you can have a daisy chain with three uberwomenz. Who do you pick? WHO. DO. YOU. PICK?
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Oh my- off the top of my head?
ghola
Tiger Lilly
Filthy Assistant
But that's a loaded question, because I'm attracted to many uberers.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-03 16:19:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd put her with Filthy and scourgette (that's me in drag)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-03 16:05:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:44:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
That's a LOT of loose skin.
Looks like a participant of the "Biggest Loser".
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Rubens would enjoy painting modern-day Americans, I think. Plenty of bulk and husk for him to capture.
Lish - you can have a daisy chain with three uberwomenz. Who do you pick? WHO. DO. YOU. PICK?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-03-03 16:02:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fun take on a very old theme
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:59:18 EST (#)
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Poor Prometheus, that's a rough day.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:55:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:27:31 (#)
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Or maybe just feel free to mention something like this once you find yourself with a positive overall rating.
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O-tron, don't encourage this 'tard to post.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:50:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:43:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Peter Paul Rubens produced some of my favorite paintings... I just recently learned that Frans Snyders actually painted the eagle in Prometheus Bound.
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If this art post thing takes off - or even if it doesn't - you'll likely see a lot of Rubens from me. For a while, anyway. Great, great stuff.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:44:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's a LOT of loose skin.
Looks like a participant of the "Biggest Loser".
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:44:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:29:26 (#)
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Beautiful. This doesn't need a special theme day to be posted. You should have just titled it "I feel like writing a kick ass poem and posting it alongside a work of art, so fuck off, you dreary cuntrag Nazis."
I'll have to agree with this.
I'm not original enough to say something...er..original today.
fuck.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:44:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmm...I really wanted a grape soda, too.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:43:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Peter Paul Rubens produced some of my favorite paintings... I just recently learned that Frans Snyders actually painted the eagle in Prometheus Bound.
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:40:48 EST (#)
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No, I think I will slink away in defeat now. Here is a +2 to salve your wounded sensibilities.
<slink slink slink>
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:40:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:33:39 (#)
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I am humbled (or "pwned" as we say here in Internet-land) by your cutting remark aimed at my low website ratings.
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Good. Now go fetch me a Fanta Grape soda.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:31:40 (#)
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Ask your questions now while I'm too tired to censor myself.
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This is a dangerous thing to say around these here parts.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:39:40 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:37:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:33:39 (#)
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I am humbled (or "pwned" as we say here in Internet-land) by your cutting remark aimed at my low website ratings.
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Cool. Generally, once PWND, you are dismissed. But we're nice people, so stay a while and get PWND some more, if it suits you.
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:36:37 EST (#)
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Art
Nigger!
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:33:39 EST (#)
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I am humbled (or "pwned" as we say here in Internet-land) by your cutting remark aimed at my low website ratings.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:31:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Superb, as usual. You are really artsy and smart and well-versed on your literature of all kinds.
I'm not very witty today. I'm pretty much forced to just speak the truth at this point. My exhaustion is like truth serum, or alcohol. Ask your questions now while I'm too tired to censor myself.
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:29:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful. This doesn't need a special theme day to be posted. You should have just titled it "I feel like writing a kick ass poem and posting it alongside a work of art, so fuck off, you dreary cuntrag Nazis."
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:27:31 EST (#)
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Or maybe just feel free to mention something like this once you find yourself with a positive overall rating.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:26:02 EST (#)
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You're right. Forgive me for making mention of the inspiration for this in the title so anyone interested would understand what it's about. I'm a terrible person.
Read the post or don't read it. Like it or don't like it. But spare me the grief about what day of the week it is.
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:22:06 EST (#)
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Some of you people do not seem to understand the (admittedly sad and retarded) concept of theme days.
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:19:17 EST (#)
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WoW!! you're impressed me with your prose!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:16:28 EST (#)
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I missed out on this because I had to post my sexy Shamrock Open offering that day.
And I couldn't very well do this yesterday and knock it off the front page, now could I?
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-03 15:15:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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