The Bunny (1083 hits)
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Submitted by ghola (View user info) at 2006-03-03 19:02:31 EST
He straps a solid white bunny to his wrist and pets its long fuzzy ears for a moment.
She shakes her head and laughs. "What's the bunny for man?"
Her long brown hair is knotted around the base of her scalp and extends well past her waist. Little bits of trash, lint and food are caught in its tangles.
"Good luck, of course," he answers. "I wouldn't want to cut the little fucker's foot off or anything."
The bunny squirms a bit, but relaxes when he strokes the side of its face and feeds it a bunny treat.
She smiles and nods, not bothering to remark any further. Her combat boots make an odd clunking sound against the cement floor as she scours the kitchen for a blade.
"Found it," she calls out to him, holding up a twelve inch straight blade that hadn't ever been used. She pricks the tip of her finger with it and grimaces at the sight of fresh red blood.
He isn't listening. He's knee deep in fishing wire, trying to get his bunny untangled. The rascal chewed through most of it and managed to get it wrapped around its ears. Bunnies are like that.
"Yeah, yeah," he mutters as he looks for a pair of scissors in an antique end table.
She struts into the living room, dripping blood across cream colored carpet. "I've got it," she says.
Before he can say anything she reaches through the wire and cuts the bunny's foot off.
"That's all you needed anyway," she explains with a smirk.
Tears fill his eyes and he cuddles the bunny's bleeding lifeless body.
"I was gonna eat that bunny later," he says.
"Too bad," she answers.
She tosses him a spare blade and pulls on a sweat shirt and a beanie. Her face is barely visible beneath the thick material that rises up around her face.
"Time to go save the world man."
He leaves his bunny bleeding on the carpet, and they're out the door.
After a few seconds pass, the front door slams and he skids across the slick cement flooring.
"I wasn't really gonna leave you bunny," he says as he scoops up the stiffening corpse and tosses it in his knap sack.
"Now it's time to save the world," he whispers.
User Reviews
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-06 00:28:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gholatime!
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-24 13:09:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
:(
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-14 13:45:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah what happened to this little series?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-11-14 13:32:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's fucked up.
The good kind of fucked up.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:41:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-04 00:04:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
"There he is!"
"Where?"
"There!"
"What? Behind the rabbit?"
"It *is* the rabbit!"
"You silly sod!"
"What?"
"You got us all worked up!"
"Well, that's no ordinary rabbit."
"Ohh."
"That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!"
"You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!"
"Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!"
"Get stuffed!"
"He'll do you up a treat, mate."
"Oh, yeah?"
"You mangy Scots git!"
"I'm warning you!"
"What's he do? Nibble your bum?"
"He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!"
"Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!"
"Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!"
that is such a great scene. Bring out the holy hand grenade of antioch.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-06 08:19:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am really not sure what the end would be building up towards as far as a prologue goes.
But I'm interested to see where you go with this.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-06 08:16:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ghola - you will want to see this NOW: http://www.ubersite.com/m/84900
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-03-06 07:13:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Er...what?
I liked the queer mood this had, and I know you're probably going for a bit of surreality, but my rational mind can't get behind this. Firstly, you can't strap a bunny to your wrist without a whole lot more trouble than he was having. Secondly, rabbits do not automatically die when their foot is cut off. It is not the source of all their power.
I liked that he came back for the bunny's body.
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-03-05 13:37:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-05 13:23:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-04 19:38:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Now do one about your pussy!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-04 18:21:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-04 12:19:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
This gave me the ghola-buzz.
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that sounds interesting.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-03-04 12:27:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
...Bunny?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-04 12:19:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This gave me the ghola-buzz. I don't know how else to describe the feeling I get when I read some of your more animated or bizarre stuff- it's part "WTF?" and part glee.
Tears fill his eyes and he cuddles the bunny's bleeding lifeless body.
"I was gonna eat that bunny later," he says.
I have no idea what's going on yet, but these lines made me laugh and shake my head.
More.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-03-04 12:14:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good post by the way.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-03-04 12:14:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-03-04 12:13:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Argh I suck here's +2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-03-04 12:13:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-04 00:04:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
"There he is!"
"Where?"
"There!"
"What? Behind the rabbit?"
"It *is* the rabbit!"
"You silly sod!"
"What?"
"You got us all worked up!"
"Well, that's no ordinary rabbit."
"Ohh."
"That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!"
"You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!"
"Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!"
"Get stuffed!"
"He'll do you up a treat, mate."
"Oh, yeah?"
"You mangy Scots git!"
"I'm warning you!"
"What's he do? Nibble your bum?"
"He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!"
"Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!"
"Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!"
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That movie is the best British movie I've ever seen that didn't make me go what the fuck.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-03-04 09:18:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked this. The bunny strapped to the wrist thing reminds me of a book called 'Veniss Underground' by Jeff Vandermeer. If you go down a similar avenue with this you'll have a kickass story!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-04 08:26:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Bunnies are cunts and they deserve everything they get.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-04 00:04:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no really that was enjoyable.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-04 00:04:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"There he is!"
"Where?"
"There!"
"What? Behind the rabbit?"
"It *is* the rabbit!"
"You silly sod!"
"What?"
"You got us all worked up!"
"Well, that's no ordinary rabbit."
"Ohh."
"That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!"
"You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!"
"Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!"
"Get stuffed!"
"He'll do you up a treat, mate."
"Oh, yeah?"
"You mangy Scots git!"
"I'm warning you!"
"What's he do? Nibble your bum?"
"He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!"
"Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!"
"Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!"
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-03 21:32:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HA HA RABBIT ????
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-03-03 21:21:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Yes, this one looks good-to-go.
Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2006-03-03 20:58:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Very interesting characters. Let's hear the rest.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-03 20:25:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This disturbed me.
And yeah, if this is prologue, more please.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-03-03 20:05:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I wish it had been longer.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-03 19:58:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wager 10 quid that 'The Bunny' is the name of your vibrator...
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-03 19:46:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Misanthropic (user info) at 2006-03-03 19:44:43 (#)
Ranking: -1
Wha...?
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It's friday night and I do not love you.
That's all you need to know.
Submitted by Misanthropic (user info) at 2006-03-03 19:44:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Wha...?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-03-03 19:27:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-03 19:21:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'd have run that fuckin bunny over. splat!
i likey
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-03 19:15:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
-2 no picq cherz
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2006-03-03 19:11:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pass the Midol, that made me sad.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-03 19:05:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this is sort of a prologue for something i was thinking about writing.
let me know what you think.
eh?