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Rating: 0.58 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (View user info) at 2006-03-04 17:18:41 EST


Damn...I need to shave/get a haircut...

shave and a haircut, two bits.JPG (74 kB)

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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-26 09:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-06 07:44:55 (#)
Ranking: -2

When you're what is known in Scotland as 'Irn Bru ginger', it's best not to show it off.

Eugh.
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I giggled at this

Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:43:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Haha... Wayne Static. Auto +2 for Static X.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto +2 as I am not the only person who has a ginger beard.

-Dave

Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-17 23:33:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-03-06 11:33:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-06 11:32:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

just cuz wayne static was hot even with the hair.

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-03-06 11:14:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hey thorny,

my work schedule is all fucked up.

plus they block uber at work.

sure, i work computer forensics stuff and i see twisted porn all day...but we've got to block the evils of ubersite!

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-06 08:41:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Hahahahahahahahaha

Hey Dave, where ya been? Don't see much of you 'round here anymore.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-06 08:07:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I get it I think

Anigay + GaywithGoodVoice = SuperGay

nice equation

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-06 07:44:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

When you're what is known in Scotland as 'Irn Bru ginger', it's best not to show it off.

Eugh.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-06 05:18:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You don't look anything like either of those two.

BOOOO!

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-05 15:05:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2006-03-05 03:22:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for Wayne Static


Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-05 08:15:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2006-03-05 03:22:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for Wayne Static

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-03-05 00:37:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

wow...

i step away for a few hours and the hatred flows.

ah well, such is life on uber.

Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-03-04 23:29:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

HAHAHA! You wish.

Submitted by secret_of_nimh (user info) at 2006-03-04 23:10:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

what is this... face the jury or rate my poo?



Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-03-04 22:45:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

nice....

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-04 22:22:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Nothing much to say, eh?

Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2006-03-04 22:18:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

That was hard gay. I hope you die, you ugly ginger fuck.

Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2006-03-04 20:25:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I am pretty sure you're gay.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-04 19:10:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"Honesty" is the best policy.

OK, maybe second best behind the "returns without receipts for store credit".

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-04 18:49:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-04 18:26:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

Sorry about breaking your streak but this fucking stank.
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Yeah I don't understand how this is anywhere above a .5

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-04 18:36:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Should I know who the dude on the right is? I feel like I should...

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-04 18:26:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Sorry about breaking your streak but this fucking stank.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-04 18:18:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

neither of them have the shitty moustache

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-04 17:52:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That's a pretty badass camwhore, right there.

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-04 17:49:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-03-04 17:44:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

shit, i was a blonde until a few years ago...i swear i have 8 shades of hair on my body...

<awkward>

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-03-04 17:42:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love redheads.

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-03-04 17:34:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/69483

This proves you're my long lost brother.

Submitted by independent1 (user info) at 2006-03-04 17:24:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 just for dbz

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-03-04 17:23:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i think they mixed some sort of semen sauce surprise together.

i wonder who carried me for those womb-entombed months?

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-04 17:21:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ah, I see... You're one of those kids that was adopted by a gay couple! You realise though, that neither of them can be your real fathers, right?


You see, there are some crybabies out there -- religious types mostly
-- who might be offended. If you are one of them, I advise you to
turn off your set now. C'mon, I dare you. Bock-bock-bock-bock-bock!
Chicken!

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror III