Another CT Production for your MP3 Player: Ghola (1670 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicLabels: CaptainThorns_music
Rating: 1.82 on 105 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2006-03-06 08:05:28 EST
The mighty lyricist Orgasmatron and musician Captain Thorns team up again for a mind-blowing experience.
Mostly because I vowed to O-Man that I would record this masterpiece of his: http://www.ubersite.com/m/84479
And I had about 3-4 spare hours while the wife was busy this weekend to actually DO it.
Lyrics reposted here for your listening convenience.
My apologies to the Kinks...
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"What's in a Name: ghola"
I met her on the street off the boulevard
Where I'd hoped to find a quiet place for me to take a stroll-a
Es-tee-arr-owll stroll-a
She sat dressed in black and she flashed me a look
I asked her her name and in a muted voice she said ghola
Gee-oh-el-eh ghola gho-gho-gho-gho ghola
Now I'm not a gamer but I placed her of course
'Cause she looked like Link tryin' to get the Triforce
It's made of gold-a gol-gol-gol-gol golda
Well I'm not blind but I can't really see
Why she'd draw her katana and point it at me
And at my mole-a, mo-mo-mo-mo mola mo-mo-mo-mo mola
Well with quick, small hands she cut and diced
Hacked up my shirt, my belt she sliced
I stood all exposed, wearing nary a stitch
She said "take me now or I'll cut you bitch"
Now I'm not a man who'd pass up ninja sex
So I saved my neck and took her to my Sexual Angola
Ang-ang-ang Angola Ang-ang-ang Angola
Gho-gho-gho-gho Ghola gho-gho-gho-gho Ghola
We humped there with glee
We parted that night
We spoke not again
Till nine months came and went
And that's when my little ninjette sent
A text that read "I'm about to give birth"
I couldn't help but smile as I read the words on my Motorola
Ro-ro-ro-ro rola
Now it seems since I'm a daddy I should make her my wife
Ain't it funny how an after-dinner walk shaped my life and brough me ghola
Gho-gho-gho-gho ghola
These twins are young but they're deadly you see
They keep tossing six-edged stars right at me
But Ghola, dear, she laughs it off, of course
Says "when the zombies come the only option is force"
Now I'm not a guy who buys the undead's return
But if they try to get me, man, they're gonna get burned
By my wife Ghola
Gho-gho-gho-gho Ghola gho-gho-gho-gho Ghola
Gho-gho-gho-gho Ghola gho-gho-gho-gho Ghola
ghola.mp3 (3 MB) [audio/mpeg]
User Reviews
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-05-02 14:15:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<bullshit>
Heat ! Heat ! Heat ! Heat ! Heat ! Heat ! Heat ! Heat !
Heat ! Heat ! Heat ! Heat ! Heat ! Heat ! Heat ! Heat !
Heat ! Heat ! Heat ! Heat ! Heat ! Heat ! Heat ! Heat !
Heat ! Heat ! Heat ! Heat ! Heat ! Heat ! Heat ! Heat !
</bullshit>
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-05-02 14:12:32 EDT (#)
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Damn cool shit, captain! Where do you find the time, to do all these productions ?
Eh oh eh oh_ghola!
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-02 11:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-08 15:48:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-08 15:23:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Release what you speak of immediately.
I DEMAND IT.
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Can't. It's not done yet. Lyrics are written, but the recording is barely underway. Hopefully I'll be able to finish this weekend.
Sorry. :(
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-08 15:24:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-08 15:23:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Release what you speak of immediately.
I DEMAND IT.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-08 15:15:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:25:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
One of these days, I will do a "Best Of CT" compilation music post.
But not until after I unveil the successor to Shenanigan Pie next week.
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*ears prick up*
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-08 15:02:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:40:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:25:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
One of these days, I will do a "Best Of CT" compilation music post.
But not until after I unveil the successor to Shenanigan Pie next week.
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No I don't think I can mentally handle that much awesomeness all at once.
Give it out in 15 second bits so that I safely process it.
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Heh. If what I plan to put on Uber next week doesn't break Bart's server(s) from all the hits it'll get, then I don't know what will.
OMG FORESHADOWING
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:40:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:25:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
One of these days, I will do a "Best Of CT" compilation music post.
But not until after I unveil the successor to Shenanigan Pie next week.
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No I don't think I can mentally handle that much awesomeness all at once.
Give it out in 15 second bits so that I safely process it.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:25:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
One of these days, I will do a "Best Of CT" compilation music post.
But not until after I unveil the successor to Shenanigan Pie next week.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2006-03-07 16:34:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dooobedobedo
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2006-03-07 16:00:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:54:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WORD BITCH, JOHNNY STORM LIKE A MUHFUHK.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:24:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Flame on, motherfucker
Flame on flame on motherfucker
I said flame on motherfucker
Flame on flame on motherfucker
Flame on six packs
Flame on llamas
Flame on ick pax
Flame on Hamas
Flame on broc'lli
Flame on sausage
Flame my jockeys
Flame Goose Gossage
Flame on Boston
Flame on Athens
Flame on Charleston
Flame on Cath'lics
Flame on roller boogie hookers
Flame on nuns who eat their boogers
Flame on flame on motherfucker
Flame on flame on motherfucker
Flame on flame on motherfucker
Flame on every day and night
Flame on flame on motherfucker
Flame this one and not the other
Flame on like Susan Storm's brother
Flame it giant like Paul Wight
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:00:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Heat?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:00:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Heat
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:02:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damnit, it's slipping off heat.
Where's O-Man when you need him? Or Shlongy?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-07 10:33:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sexy
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V
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2006-03-07 10:20:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-06 22:43:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2006-03-06 18:45:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
We need to develop a game of UberClue.
It was Ash, who had an alter, with a gun.
Ding!
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I...am...your singing telegram!
*BAM*
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Bwahahahahaha.
I laughed. I coughed. A cheerio is now stuck to my monitor. A gooey, spit filled cheerio.
I'm leaving it.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-06 22:43:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2006-03-06 18:45:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
We need to develop a game of UberClue.
It was Ash, who had an alter, with a gun.
Ding!
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I...am...your singing telegram!
*BAM*
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2006-03-06 21:54:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-06 19:46:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn it! All this happens when I leave!
Yes I read the list and saw out of everyone only you had a higher rating than me, so I knew it was you.
I know you AshK. No worries there, you aren't that Uber-obscure.
I'm sorry I haven't reviewed your stuff, I will check in on you.
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I am just a big hitwhore today. Read me...OR ELSE!! MHUAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-06 19:46:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn it! All this happens when I leave!
Yes I read the list and saw out of everyone only you had a higher rating than me, so I knew it was you.
I know you AshK. No worries there, you aren't that Uber-obscure.
I'm sorry I haven't reviewed your stuff, I will check in on you.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2006-03-06 19:01:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm out of here, myself.
Time to go cook for the AshK clan.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-06 19:00:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In other, more boring, news, I'm going home before 9 o clock for the first night in weeks.
See ya tomorrow kids.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-06 18:57:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
tomorrows mission- read every Ash post and rate acordingly. In my defense, I have read most of your posts already.
I was a man on a mission, time was of the essence.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2006-03-06 18:53:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel much less read, now.
*cries big juicy - goth - eyeliner soaked emo tears*
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-06 18:50:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
top. I have to admit I did a lot of very, very quick skimming and not a lot of in depth reading. Though I have in the past gone through a number of your old posts.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2006-03-06 18:48:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know. I filled out the form as soon as I saw your comment, because it was just too good to pass up. I guess Bart didn't hate it. I don't know how closely he watches the new names as long as there is a valid email.
I was so tempted to use dba as a big fat jerk, but I guess I don't have it in me.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2006-03-06 18:46:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you start looking for the gun at the bottom or the top?
I feel so....
read.
woo!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-06 18:46:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd play that game, but bart won't approve my alter. How did you get approved so quickly on that one?
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2006-03-06 18:45:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We need to develop a game of UberClue.
It was Ash, who had an alter, with a gun.
Ding!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-06 18:38:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha, scourge wins!!! Good job Ash, I'd been wondering who did that but hadn't really applied myself to figuring it out.
It was the "Uber close" comment that started the little hamster wheel in my head spinning. When apollo, with his superior Uber know how, put up the list, I did a quick scroll and that was the name that jumped out. I had just found the gun and came back here to review when I saw the comment below.
Hi 'Lish. Drop me a line again sometime you little Uber social butterfly.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2006-03-06 18:36:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was pretty sure HV would know after seeing Apollo's list. The only way around it would have been to outright lie, but I just grounded my son for lying so I'm being moral today.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-06 18:33:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, Ash..I was enjoying this. I was about to embark on an alter witch hunt. I was about to give up my e-mail and everything..I'm almost disappointed you came clean so soon!
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2006-03-06 18:31:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
...the gun is in "Everything I Hold Dear"
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2006-03-06 18:30:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought someone would figure it out by the motorboat comment I made under dba. nurrrrrrr.
10 points for Scourge.
I said I sidestepped a question. I wouldn't say we are Uber-close, although we are geographically closer than any other user I read and rate.
Ok, no more dba, but I'm glad the review made you laugh. The thought entertained me for days.
I'm easily amused.
In coming up with clues, I noticed that HV hasn't rated any of my posts. Sheesh! I guess I need to start posting again.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-06 18:28:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My money is on AshK. Yep. Just need to confirm the gun thing...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-06 18:24:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by drivebyasshole (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:02:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
Scourge wishes.
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:37:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
I am 85% sure drivebyasshole is scourge.
Anyone care to chime in on those odds?
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Both wrong. This isn't me, though I did laugh my ass off when the review came on my post.
HV - if bart ever approves my alter, you WILL know its me. You and a handful of others. I only plan on using it about 13 times and probably only reviewing on posts submitted under it's user name, then dumping it off.
dba - what do you mean "not even Uber close to scourge" Also, are you AshK?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-06 18:11:29 EST (#)
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They are all the people with 25 posts.
Now cross that against who has reviewed yours, some of them you can cross off straight away as too old/inactive.
25 messages posted active within last month is your best bet and go from there.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/wholovesrazor.cgi
Submitted by drivebyasshole (user info) at 2006-03-06 18:09:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's like 20 Uberquestions. But not.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-06 18:07:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not sure what's going on here in my post, but thanks for the heat!
Submitted by drivebyasshole (user info) at 2006-03-06 17:59:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
One of my posts.
I don't recall if I have ever exercised my right to arm bears in reviews.
I'm enjoying this, too.
That is probably "teh ghey".
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-06 17:53:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In one of your posts or one of your reviews?
I'm actually enjoying this... How odd I am.
Submitted by drivebyasshole (user info) at 2006-03-06 17:18:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Great, now someone will have to bail your electric ass out so you can keep guessing.
You have 3x the reviews I have, so good luck.
Talk to you in a couple of weeks.
I held a gun in one of my posts....
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-06 17:14:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh god...12 fewer?
You're tempting me to sift through the tons of reviews given to me and look for someone with 12 fewer posts....
....My boss is trying to get me to work, let me convince him that isn't a good idea and I'll be back.. *takes out .38 cal*
Submitted by drivebyasshole (user info) at 2006-03-06 17:04:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have rated your posts as my real username.
I have posted 12 fewer posts than you.
My posts are a mishmash (i.e. no one says my username and associates it with anything specific).
I have only skirted one of your questions, thus far. heh
Work isn't occupying me very well, either.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:53:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn you both narrowed my search and told me it would be impossible to find you....
So many Uberer's who post a couple of times and then disappear into nothingness only to rate.
And you can't find them out because you don't know what their names are...
Damn.
Have you rated my stuff as your real person?
(I'm having more fun doing this than work, so work goes to the wayside.)
Submitted by drivebyasshole (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:48:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am, admittedly, not a big hitter. My average rating is higher than yours, although I have posted fewer posts than you (which is likely the reason behind the ratings difference). I was a registered user long before you, so I am not all that verbouse. I just had to look up the spelling of verbouse on dictionary.com because I suck.
I spelled it right. Before dictionary.com. I swear.
I have commented on your posts and read a number of others.
I only registered this name to play on Scourge's reply that was mentioned earlier and probably won't continue with it.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:35:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by drivebyasshole (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:29:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
define "know".
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Know=You and I have conversed on Uber in replies other than here.
You seem very familiar.
I can also assume you are not one of the 'big hitters' (no offense) because you wouldn't mess around with small fish like (no offense to scourge either) scourge or I.
Submitted by drivebyasshole (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:29:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
camping, camping, o'er the great blue sea....
define "know".
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:29:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:07:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I know your name is in reference to a scourge post where, in the replies, he mentioned his fear of a "drive by asshole" who would swoop through and drop a -2 on one of his contest posts.
You were birthed from that.
So that means either you're scourge, licious, or someone else who is Uber-close to scourge.
*shrug* I will probably figure it out while stoned in a gutter someday. But by that time the police will be beating my head in with their batons so it won't matter.
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How did I get brought into this? I'm kind of flattered.
But anyone who knows me knows I'm too loquacious and opinionated to have written only 30 reviews since I signed up.
That said- if DBA is an alter of anyone who has my e-mail address, you'd better come clean to me before I find you out.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:25:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by drivebyasshole (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:16:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll admit to being scourge post inspired.
I would, however, not consider myself Uber close to scourge.
Except when he's furiously jerking his man meat.
what?
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AH HA! So you admit that you know scourge has a penis! Only his WIFE would know that!
Or not depending on how good he is in bed (OH SHNAP GURL!).
Alright would you be someone I know?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:23:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
More +2s. THIS I COMMAND.
COBRA LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA.
Submitted by drivebyasshole (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:16:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll admit to being scourge post inspired.
I would, however, not consider myself Uber close to scourge.
Except when he's furiously jerking his man meat.
what?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:07:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I know your name is in reference to a scourge post where, in the replies, he mentioned his fear of a "drive by asshole" who would swoop through and drop a -2 on one of his contest posts.
You were birthed from that.
So that means either you're scourge, licious, or someone else who is Uber-close to scourge.
*shrug* I will probably figure it out while stoned in a gutter someday. But by that time the police will be beating my head in with their batons so it won't matter.
Submitted by drivebyasshole (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:02:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Scourge wishes.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:45:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:37:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
I am 85% sure drivebyasshole is scourge.
Anyone care to chime in on those odds?
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Frankly, my dear, I have enough trouble keeping track of Methods's alters, so I haven't a clue whether drivebyasshole is scourge. Wouldn't be a surprise though.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:37:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am 85% sure drivebyasshole is scourge.
Anyone care to chime in on those odds?
Submitted by drivebyasshole (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:34:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can only hope that someday you will make me a motorboat song.
(yeah, yeah, I know "poof, you're a motorboat song")
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:04:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's it Capt. Thorns. Not only will I crush you in the Shamrock Open, I will steal your monopoly over Ubersite songs by KICKING YOUR ASS lyrically....
....
Now TELL ME HOW TO KICK YOUR ASS LYRICALLY!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-06 14:38:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 14:31:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
I seriously just spaced out at my desk for a good three minutes.
It was bliss.
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3 minutes of spacing out? That's about as much work as I usually get done each hour.
Hate to burst your ego-bubble, Orgasmy, but my next musical contribution, which isn't one of your poems, is gonna blow past this, steamroll over Shenanigan Pie, and garner more heat than the friction between my loins and my wife's pussy...
Why, you ask? Because it's about Method.
Now I'll just let your mind wander at the possibilities of what I'm creating....
*evil laughter*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 14:31:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I seriously just spaced out at my desk for a good three minutes.
It was bliss.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-06 13:08:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I had speakers on this machine. Alas, they are being used to pipe Peanut Butter Jelly Time into my boss's office.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:35:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:02:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you surprised I'm an alter? Think back to most of the shit-stirring in the last 2 months. I'm in the middle of it. By design.
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Yeah...I was kind of surprised. I really don't keep up to date with who's who of alters, much...there are better ways of spending time on Uber. But now that you mention it, as I think back, yeah...
ALTER ALERT
ALTER ALERT
ALTER ALERT
NURRRRR NURRRRR NURRRRR
Love ya, Hadley. :p
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:03:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
UnLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMITED POWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:02:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you surprised I'm an alter? Think back to most of the shit-stirring in the last 2 months. I'm in the middle of it. By design.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-06 11:52:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-06 11:32:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
My creator feels it is time for me to revert to my original purpose. And this just had to be done.
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Your "creator"?
Are you ANOTHER one of Method's alters?
Eh, fuck it. Streak broken, I don't give a rip.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-06 11:37:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good thing you apologized to the Kinks.
You could also apologize to US while you're at it.
I still enjoyed it, though.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-06 11:32:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My creator feels it is time for me to revert to my original purpose. And this just had to be done.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-06 11:25:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-06 10:59:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just listened to this on headphones, and it's even better. So impressive.
BTW- I'm surprised to see the comments about the "missing H" in the original, O.
I thought that was intentional from the beginning, and added to its charm.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-06 10:36:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-06 09:23:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-06 08:27:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, this was pure fun, and pretty easy to play on guitar too. Just curious - which part(s) have unmatched harmonies? I listened to the original several times before venturing into this, and they mix the non-dominant harmony as lead in several of the verses. Or did I fuck up some notes? It's all very well possible, considering I was half-sick while doing this.
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Oh, no no. What I meant is that no one can match them. They are fantastic harmonies. Not one damn thing bad about this recording. All good stuff!
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Ah. Well, very good, then. Thanks babe!
Damnit, I *knew* I couldn't stay away from this post until 11AM.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-06 10:01:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
'Cause she looked like Link tryin' to get the Triforce
ACK! HAHAHAHAHHA! I laughed for ten minutes SOLID at this verse
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-06 09:59:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 09:56:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
"...Ghola said and Orgasmatron nodded in agreement."
You've given yourself away, Voltage. Another user here loves that expression. A user that hearts Earl Scruggs longtime.
How about you come clean and admit that you're really DudeThatsBOSH?
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Fuck.
Dude you are BOSH!
Seriously bosh man, how did you know?
Bosh?
I thought I bosh hid it pretty well. No one seemed to bosh know that I was really DudeThatsBOSH.
....Bosh.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 09:56:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"...Ghola said and Orgasmatron nodded in agreement."
You've given yourself away, Voltage. Another user here loves that expression. A user that hearts Earl Scruggs longtime.
How about you come clean and admit that you're really DudeThatsBOSH?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-06 09:53:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-06 09:51:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-06 09:50:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
..And another for HV's poem.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-06 09:51:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-06 09:50:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
..And another for HV's poem.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-06 09:50:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
..And another for HV's poem.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-06 09:50:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*dies*
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-06 09:45:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Captain Thorns I apologize for messing up your otherwise BEAUTIFUL post....But...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84525#1865231
Little ghola's adventures are not through....
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Ghola watched the man Orgasmatron from high on a nearby rooftop. He was pacing in his estates garden, occasionally reaching up and running his fingers through the hanging cherry blossoms. Ghola didn't think he LOOKED like an evil man, but she had her mission from the Emperor Voltage to slay him.
Drawing her katsuri short sword, she ran to the edge of the roof and leaped down to the garden.
"Prepare to be slain!" Ghola cried out as she dropped to Orgasmatron's feet.
But from the mouth of the man, poured melodious rhyme and rhythm.
"Oh my darling ninja of petite size,
Who has sent you to take my life?
I can see the face of the man in your eyes,
It is the Emperor Voltage, the head douche in charge.
Well I have reason to be upset when in you barge,
To my garden and threaten me so.
I can't believe the Emperor is still at large,
When such a dastardly bastard there's never been before.
He has turned this land, into a country of whores,
And I know if you listen to what I say about him,
Hatred in your mind, will come to the fore,
And he hates me so because I oppose his evil way.
Did you know he really is gay?
Of all my travels, a queerer man I've never met.
He enjoys teh buttsecks and that say,
This man is a pervert, an ass and a fool.
So why fight me, when bathed in a pool,
of his own blood, the Emperor should be.
I need your help, to remove this tool,
Won't you assist, my little ninja ghola?"
Ghola was taken aback, she was helping such a bastard to kill this noble poet? With a shake of her head she banished all thoughts of slaying Orgasmatron and sheathed her sword.
"My good sir, we will go back to the palace and destroy this man once and for all." Ghola said and Orgasmatron nodded in agreement. The two ran off back to where ghola had just come from, now with steel in her heart and mind. Determined to kill the horrible man who sat atop the Emperor's throne.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-06 09:23:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-06 08:27:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, this was pure fun, and pretty easy to play on guitar too. Just curious - which part(s) have unmatched harmonies? I listened to the original several times before venturing into this, and they mix the non-dominant harmony as lead in several of the verses. Or did I fuck up some notes? It's all very well possible, considering I was half-sick while doing this.
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Oh, no no. What I meant is that no one can match them. They are fantastic harmonies. Not one damn thing bad about this recording. All good stuff!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-06 09:07:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 09:02:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Note to self: ghola is not spelled g-o-l-a, O.
Noge to self: it seemed like a good idea at the time, O, for structure's sake, but once it's heard aloud the misspelling just makes you look a damn fool.
Note to self: "note" is not spelled "noge" you vapid cunt.
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I noticed the spelling thing too...I thought to myself "Did O-man mispell it or did Capt. Thorns make it shorter to rhyme."
But you technically said GEE-ohlalffg whatever. You did it.
God damn I am tired and reeling from the weekend, why do people keep asking me to do work? Can't they see I am *THIS* close to making an Ubersite post out of them?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-06 09:06:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 09:02:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Note to self: ghola is not spelled g-o-l-a, O.
Noge to self: it seemed like a good idea at the time, O, for structure's sake, but once it's heard aloud the misspelling just makes you look a damn fool.
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OH MY FUCKING WORD! STUPID! STUPID! STOOPID!
Shame on YOU, Mr. English Major, for not catching that the first time you wrote it. Shame on ME for not catching it during recording.
I suppose the only plausible alternative would have been "Gee-HO-ell-a"
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-06 09:03:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck. Why did I just fucking +2 myself twice? That was most unintentional.
I need caffeine. BAD.
Okay my little Uberines, I actually have work to do today *gasp*, so play nice on this post and I'll be back at lunch time to check things out.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 09:02:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Note to self: ghola is not spelled g-o-l-a, O.
Noge to self: it seemed like a good idea at the time, O, for structure's sake, but once it's heard aloud the misspelling just makes you look a damn fool.
Note to self: "note" is not spelled "noge" you vapid cunt.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-06 09:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-06 08:28:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
it just makes me happy.
sigh.
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It's times like these that I wish bart allowed multiple attachments, so that I could have attached both my MP3 file and a Google image search for "ninja pussy."
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-06 08:58:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
O-Man - thanks for the compliments. And yes, I'll just have to deal with the +2s all day, I suppose, if I must.
Note to self: practice drums more often.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 08:56:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Thornmatron 2000™: IT'LL BLOW YOUR FUCKING MIND AND CALL YOU SALLY.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-06 08:53:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess this means I have to keep going on my ghola ninja review series?
Alright alright, we shall see what I come up with now.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-06 08:48:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-06 08:44:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-06 08:37:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man that was excellent.
+2 my good sir!
Expect no mercy though on the next stage of the contest.
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Never you mind that, HV - I brainstormed my contest post ideas last night and I just may have a few surprises up my sleeve for you. Yes, even while recording this, I was thinking of the Shamrock Open.
Are you sweating yet? :)
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I lost my sweat glands in an unfortunate accident involving a blender, two puppies and 23 $1 bills.
...I find it insensitive you would even bring it up.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-06 08:47:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All day, motherfucker. You're getting these all day.
Deal with it.
Awesome stuff here. I apologize again for some of the lines being a bit of a mouthful. You did a great job with some of the pacing, as it had occurred to me after I posted it that some of the lines didn't flow exactly like the original's.
Like Lish said, the "yeah!" at the end was a nice touch.
(Oh, and I think she meant that your harmonies can't be beat, not that they don't match. Not that I'd presume to put words in her mouth (though I'd presume to put something else.))
Given all this attention lately, I hereby declare mid-February to the beginning of March to be the official Ghola Appreciation Fortnight.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-06 08:44:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-06 08:37:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man that was excellent.
+2 my good sir!
Expect no mercy though on the next stage of the contest.
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Never you mind that, HV - I brainstormed my contest post ideas last night and I just may have a few surprises up my sleeve for you. Yes, even while recording this, I was thinking of the Shamrock Open.
Are you sweating yet? :)
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-06 08:37:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man that was excellent.
+2 my good sir!
Expect no mercy though on the next stage of the contest.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-06 08:31:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81113#1747308
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-06 08:28:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it just makes me happy.
sigh.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-06 08:27:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-06 08:11:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Now THIS is the way to start out a Monday!
Your harmonies are unmatched, Thorns. The little "yeah" at the end made me happy too, you could tell you were having a good time. This made me have a good time.
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Yeah, this was pure fun, and pretty easy to play on guitar too. Just curious - which part(s) have unmatched harmonies? I listened to the original several times before venturing into this, and they mix the non-dominant harmony as lead in several of the verses. Or did I fuck up some notes? It's all very well possible, considering I was half-sick while doing this.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-06 08:24:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-03-06 08:20:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
production wasn't as great as shenanagan pie, but it was still entertaining.
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Yeah, well, after all the goddamn time that I spent on Shenanigan Pie...I'd rather get something out on Uber in a relatively short amount of time vs. miring myself in days and days of details. After all, I *do* have a life outside of Ubersite.
Yes, really, I do!
In fact, I was busy gigging most of this weekend on bass, and worked this around that.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-06 08:22:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Upon listening, this made me laugh. Though also sad. Will I ever get a song? My damn use name is tooooo long. Damn
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-06 08:22:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-06 08:18:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha.
is it creepy if i go around singing this today?
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No creepier than me singing Stagger Lee.
Yeah, that's my real name. That song's about me.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-03-06 08:20:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
production wasn't as great as shenanagan pie, but it was still entertaining.
+2 all day long
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-06 08:18:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha.
is it creepy if i go around singing this today?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-06 08:13:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Go Kinks woo
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-06 08:11:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now THIS is the way to start out a Monday!
Your harmonies are unmatched, Thorns. The little "yeah" at the end made me happy too, you could tell you were having a good time. This made me have a good time.
You are a kicker of all ass, indeed. Up there with O, & ghola. Good show, man.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-06 08:09:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-06 08:06:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
Your obsession is unhealthy.
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I'm going to go and dig out a pair of headphones and plug in the laptop to listen to this - then I shall come back and re-rate this. +2 at the moment just for the excessive stalking. I respect that.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-06 08:06:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your obsession is unhealthy.