Zombies (668 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.69 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by hannah dixon (View user info) at 2006-03-06 09:32:26 EST
I saw this and thought it was hilarious! Some sad bastard has sat on the internet, creating an identicle BBC page...do these people actually have no lives? If you would like to see more retards that believe in zombies, go to http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.groupProfile&groupID=100009215&Mytoken=8176FF37-126C-1300-483E12FEA4AB29DB7004256
Here is what the article said:
Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul
Military Forces quarantine Quan'sul
There has been a small outbreak of "zombism" in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.
The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.
After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during "resurrection."
Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.
General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."
US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.
A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.
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Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-03-06 21:17:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This was an April Fool's joke from WAAAAAY back. We've seen it 1,000 times.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:34:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wasn't evolution supposed to have weeded out people like you? It's times like this that I curse the industrial revolution. Bring back survival of the fittest!
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-03-06 12:00:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post is a biological weapon. Uncle Sam should drop like 10,000 of these babies on top of Mosul. Bore the Muslims to death.
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-03-06 11:43:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not surprised in the least. Goddamn zombies.
Submitted by KillMe (user info) at 2006-03-06 11:14:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Welcome to 2005
Population: You
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-03-06 11:12:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought, wow, how could this title have this rating. Then in the time it took me to read this I realized that you were teh gey.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-06 10:02:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Have you heard of sarcasm? No? Look it up.
Submitted by chcks2004 (user info) at 2006-03-06 09:48:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i have no words to say to u
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-06 09:45:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
meh
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-06 09:45:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Witty Comment
....about why this sucked. I'm dry for now.
Submitted by angel_2k01 (user info) at 2006-03-06 09:42:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this is the link
http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-06 09:41:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
or, perhaps, just PERHAPS, these people have what you lack, a sense of humour
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-06 09:39:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 Myspace
-2 Inappropriate day for Zombies
-2 Meh
Submitted by DizzyMissus (user info) at 2006-03-06 09:38:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
is there no link to the BBC page then?