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Jell-O Pudding Audition Photo (CAMWHORE) (2404 hits)

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Rating: -0.86 on 52 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by ALL THAT'S Lori Beth Denberg (View user info) at 2006-03-06 15:04:00 EST


do you think i'll get the job. if not, at least i have a submission for cyst master's beauty pagent. i hope he likes me.

SexKitten.jpg (53 kB)

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User Reviews


Submitted by JapanFour (user info) at 2006-05-19 00:30:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. I DON'T KNOW WHY I LAUGHED AT THIS...WHY AM I SHOUTING? I'M NOT SHOUTING!

Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-05-19 00:16:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Dear God! We've found the mothership!

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-13 21:07:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

even better than last night.

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-13 01:44:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YOU DON'T APPRECIATE THE BRILLIANCE ASSHOLE!!

Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-04-13 01:30:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-09 19:22:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Echo,

This ain't me buddy. Who the fuck made an alter so long ago? About me? WHAT THE FUCK?!

Submitted by Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-08 23:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

bart can keep the hits, i want the exposure.


I'M UP FOR AN IMPORTANT JOB HERE!!

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-08 23:24:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Barts not going to put anyone else on B@W anymore. After that last MSPaint post, he's afraid someone is going to overtake him on the MVA and then he'll have to kill himself.

Submitted by Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-08 21:20:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WHY ISN'T THIS ON B@W YET?


SOMEONE TELL ME!!

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:55:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Cyst, this isn't you?

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-03-07 08:13:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You fucking alter asshole!

NSFW bitch!

Please get banned.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-06 22:59:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

ATTN GHEY MENZ

Submitted by Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-06 22:12:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2006-03-06 20:56:26 (#)
Ranking: -2

so whose alter are you?


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I think it would be best to answer in the third person...


Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master doesn't know what you are talking about. Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master isn't an alter. Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master is an original user. Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master thinks you should be killed for your pelt.

Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2006-03-06 20:56:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

so whose alter are you?

Submitted by Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-06 19:56:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-03-06 19:27:04 (#)
Ranking: -2

I fucking hate you.

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oh.

Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-03-06 19:27:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I fucking hate you.

Submitted by Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-06 19:14:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE.


THIS GEM HAS BEEN SUBMITTED TO BORED AT WORK.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-03-06 18:47:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-06 18:05:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-03-06 17:46:09 (#)
Ranking: 0

you know what I dont understand? I dont understand how people can get to be so fat that their ankles are completely demolished just from having to support the body's weight. The veins have all burst open and everything below the knee is a solid bruise. How is it even possible to have so little self-respect?

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It's glandular.

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No. Fat is earned through hard work.

Submitted by Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-06 18:13:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-03-06 18:05:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

why would you click on a post with this title and then bitch about it not being safe for work?



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Good question. My boss and I both thought it was safe for work. There's not even any nipples or twat. Just an artistic portrayal of the female form.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-03-06 18:05:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

why would you click on a post with this title and then bitch about it not being safe for work?

Submitted by Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-06 18:05:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-03-06 17:46:09 (#)
Ranking: 0

you know what I dont understand? I dont understand how people can get to be so fat that their ankles are completely demolished just from having to support the body's weight. The veins have all burst open and everything below the knee is a solid bruise. How is it even possible to have so little self-respect?

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It's glandular.

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-03-06 18:02:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No NSFW = Auto -2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-06 17:59:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

NSFW fucktard.


Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-03-06 17:46:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you know what I dont understand? I dont understand how people can get to be so fat that their ankles are completely demolished just from having to support the body's weight. The veins have all burst open and everything below the knee is a solid bruise. How is it even possible to have so little self-respect?

Submitted by Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:57:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:51:11 (#)
Ranking: -2

thanks, thanks a lot.


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you're welcome. i got your e-mail in your user info so i'll send you the more graphic ones if you want.

Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:51:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

thanks, thanks a lot.

Submitted by Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:40:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:38:41 (#)
Ranking: 0

How can you people bitch about no NSFW tag? You can't see nipple or clam. Its just a pile of flesh.


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that's what my boss said

Submitted by Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:40:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:13:35 (#)
Ranking: 0

how do you have an alter that's so old???


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you think that's impressive? check this out:

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=6620

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:38:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

How can you people bitch about no NSFW tag? You can't see nipple or clam. Its just a pile of flesh.









Submitted by Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:27:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:07:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

bahahahahahahahaha lori beth denberg = +2

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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:50:09 (#)
Ranking: 2

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


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signs of intelligence and senses of humor

Submitted by Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:18:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

because 10,345 is my favorite number

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:13:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

how do you have an alter that's so old???

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-03-06 16:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

bahahahahahahahaha lori beth denberg = +2

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:50:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Submitted by Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:40:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

have fun getting fucked bannedo

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:40:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

PS

I'm not even popular enough to have a psycho stalker alter emulating my shit. But you can eat my shit. Die.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:37:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Seriously, I would have +2ed this. Anyone knows that. But some faggot alter trying to be me is not cool. You're not even good at it. Have fun getting banned fucko.

Submitted by Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:32:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:29:04 (#)
Ranking: -2

Seriously ban this fuck. What the fuck?! Who's fucking alter is this? If it's shitfuck its cool, but not at the same time. Fuck you queermo.


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you'll never find out but here's a BIG clue...





fuck you

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:31:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

my eyes. my beautiful eyes. ruined.

Submitted by Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:29:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:26:57 (#)
Ranking: -2

You're otta here faster then I could say "Fuck you stupid".

Consider yourself bu-bu-bu-banned!


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thanks bart

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:29:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Seriously ban this fuck. What the fuck?! Who's fucking alter is this? If it's shitfuck its cool, but not at the same time. Fuck you queermo.

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:26:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You're otta here faster then I could say "Fuck you stupid".

Consider yourself bu-bu-bu-banned!

Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:24:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck yeah!

Submitted by Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:23:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:22:09 (#)
Ranking: -2

is that really lori beth?


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yes

Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:22:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

is that really lori beth?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:20:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

let's shoot for quickest banning ever.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:18:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:04:56 (#)
Ranking: -2

nsfw stupid, Lori Beth - still, I'm sure the Shlongster will find time to rub one out...

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:15:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!

Submitted by Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:08:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

fuck you guys, i asked my boss if this was safe for work and he said yes.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:08:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

NSFW

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:06:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

NSFW stupid fucking cunt.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:04:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

nsfw stupid


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