UberDirectory 4: The Long Awaited Return (4389 hits)
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Submitted by Donitsu (View user info) at 2006-03-07 13:01:55 EST
This is by far the scariest uberdirectory ever... anybody that isn't in either didn't submit their picture or sent me an email without putting their handle on it. Waiting for their reply emails is honestly what kept this waiting for so long
User Reviews
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-04-11 17:46:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Damn that TigerLilly is hot.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2006-03-30 14:22:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-03-13 22:36:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
pfffft
you're such a jerk face. where is me?
Submitted by angel_2k01 (user info) at 2006-03-13 09:03:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
damn, my picture isnt on there. oh well
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-03-12 22:55:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i find it funny how i am on there and so is retrospect.
he is one SEXY bastard though, hmmmmmm?
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-03-12 09:35:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to fuck the following ubers:
Blinkish
Draqus
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-11 20:19:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
These people reek of corpse penii.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-03-11 10:41:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank GOD you left me out. I was worried that I'd be included even though I didn't send in a submission.
True Story.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2006-03-11 08:08:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for doing this Don!
I love these things. Seeing what all y'all look like is so much fun.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-03-11 06:48:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-11 06:17:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-03-08 16:35:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
Because I have 30 minutes to spare, I'm gonna insult everyone who took part in this.
OK here goes:
FilthyAssistant: Uh...shut up.
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You surpassed yourself there dude.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-03-10 15:10:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck! i miss another one
Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2006-03-10 15:03:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85145. Sorry about that old boy.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-03-10 04:42:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wookiesuave: I was running out of steam, so, yeah it's just a shit offense. In my defense, I was half-watching The Apprentice, so my whole mind wasn't concentrating on the insults.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-03-10 02:55:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:24:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
It's hard being so damn pretty when all the other people here are....
Oh never mind. leilani isn't too shabby.
williamson looks scarily like a kid I knew who had a great fondness for showing his balls to any woman who was vaguely interested. Or not interested. Or were guys. He just liked showing off his balls.
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Uberdirectory: V
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2006-03-10 01:20:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
worst uber directory ever
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2006-03-09 19:38:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-03-08 16:35:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
Awko: You look like Elvis just before he died.
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I get that all the fucking time.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-09 08:52:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG AWKO=ELECTRO!
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That too.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:38:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SebCharrot:
Nice work on all the insults, but I've got to ask....
"WookiSuave: Re-enacting last Friday night on camera isn't good practice."
Is this just a weker effort, or am I missing a heavy joke?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-09 14:05:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-03-09 08:48:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
And I'm only an asshole on this site.
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Hahaha..good to know.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2006-03-09 09:12:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This +1 is for the effort by sebcharrot for insulting each and every one of us. Nice job!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-09 08:52:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG AWKO=ELECTRO!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-03-09 08:48:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And I'm only an asshole on this site.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-03-09 08:47:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:29:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:24:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
TheSpook's pic confirms for me that all the hot guys are assholes
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And this comment confirms that you need glasses. Hot?
I see that grudge is still holding strong!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-03-09 08:46:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And call it sour grapes, call it jealousy, call it an African God Complex, but the last one was better.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-03-09 08:44:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:26:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
phuzzy is GORGEOUS.
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Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:24:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
TheSpook's pic confirms for me that all the hot guys are assholes
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HEY!
Fuck you, I'm Nice.©
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-03-08 22:24:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The REAL Uberdirectory:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65388
Submitted by weasul (user info) at 2006-03-08 21:26:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I just realized that I tied for third in the Oscar picks. I am a movie god!
Not really, I don't know shit.
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2006-03-08 20:19:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This couldn't be more incomplete...
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-08 19:59:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oog.oog ooog oog? ooog oog oog oog oog-oog.
SCREECH! CHATTER oog oog!
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-08 19:37:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Long awaited?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-08 18:11:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this is shit.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-03-08 18:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well it was
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-03-08 18:03:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-03-08 17:05:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, you probably would be able to hear me typing from where you are.
Hehe.
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har har
And who are you calling punk? That's a mullet i tell thee
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-03-08 17:05:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, you probably would be able to hear me typing from where you are.
Hehe.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2006-03-08 16:50:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-03-08 16:35:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
Because I have 30 minutes to spare, I'm gonna insult everyone who took part in this.
OK here goes:
Shark25: You look pretty jolly for a man with ears the size of 10 gallon hats.
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I heard that bitch.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-03-08 16:35:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Because I have 30 minutes to spare, I'm gonna insult everyone who took part in this.
OK here goes:
Absolutes: Your jaw is the size of a wellington boot.
AlwaysAnEagle: I think a guinea pig is shagging your head.
Anansie: If your hair was any longer it would rival my penis (in terms of length).
Awko: You look like Elvis just before he died.
axolotl: Turn up the brightness... YOU FAG!
BadAssJulie: Your eyes are further apart than a long-distance couple.
badassmofo: You look like Badly Drawn Boy... and he's gay.
Blinkish: You have a lazy eye.
calbearspolo: You look kinda like Robert Sean Leonard... fucking wannabe! Noone is Robert Sean Leonard but Robert Sean Leonard!
CaptainThorns: That face is the one your mother made last night when I nailed her.
CHR15: You kiss your mother with that tongue? Probably. Down there.
Coley: Anyone tell you that light eye shadow means you're a slut?
Congo: Side partings are for Dweebs with squashed heads. Carry on.
CreepfireBombing: You look like Stone Cold Steve Austin in about 10 year's time.
Crystle: You can't spell, and you look like you're eating a lemon.
DeathMetalDude: John Lennon would hate you for taking his trademark image and raping it over a barrel.
DoctorImpossible: Shave already!
Donitsu: You may not be aware of it but you're inserted your head into a monkey's asshole.
Draqus: Hey ginger pubes, I bet you like the swings, don't you?
DudeThatsBosh: Just as I thought: a dumbass 10-year old in a backwards cap. You are so street.
ess-arr: Kissing men in a drunken state. I don't think there's much else to say.
ETS: You look a latino tramp.
FATMANPK: You're not even fat, you big fat liar.
ferretnose: Way to blur your picture, you vermin.
FilthyAssistant: Uh...shut up.
Flack: If you're giving us the finger, we can't see it. I think you realised that, and that's why it looks like you're going to cry.
foonbo: You look like an overweight Donnie Wahlberg.
full_frontal: Uh... you're...a....drunk! You....drunk. Drunkard.
G-Prime: You look like Hagrid in a blizzard.
griffsrg8: Your hair is as black as a nazi heart.
Hairsphincter: Sweating is a sign of having over-large eyebrows. Fact.
IH8u2man: Johnny Knoxville with jaundice.
jack11058: Videotapes shouldn't be sucked on.
jade_digitalmedia: Sexual Deviancy caught on camera. For shame.
jgreening: You look like a slightly more well-kempt Gimli
Kraven: Ignoring the obvious photoshop, that beard is teh ghey.
krissi: Smiling is for redheads. Redheads are not for photographs.
Iago: You look normal, but I still don't know if the first letter of your name is an "L" or an "I". Jerk.
leillani: Pearl Necklace... whey!
Liquid_Paper: The earwax is falling out of your ears.
Mario: That image is obviously a cropped version of a ghey encounter.
mattnotharry: Punk. If your hair touches your collar, you're a woman. Automatically. Not including me, because I'm obviously not.
maiorano84: Your hair is too smooth to be natural. My guess is that picture was taken as you were choosing conditioner.
Merlina: Pffft, big nose.
Monarch. That knowing glance transcends all decencies.
ozzy: Don't wear sunglasses. If you have squint, just be honest about it.
pantsarestupid: I have something against crazy angles in photos. For shame.
phuzzygish: I'm running out of juice, but I'm pretty sure you're not cool.
polyamorousAJ: Come on, man. How could I not have anything to say about this? This looks like a screenshot from Brokeback Mountain.
Professional_Peon: I'm scared to look at your picture in case I impale my eye on your nose.
proofofpurchase: That looks like a sample image from cumonmyglasses.com
rad1101: Angry red bearded man.
retrospect: Baby blue shirts imply lack of testicles.
Ruthless: You certainly were ruthless with that image. My eyes bled from the overexposure.
Ryufu: Your eyebrows are longer than anansie's hair.
Shark25: You look pretty jolly for a man with ears the size of 10 gallon hats.
SilvrWolf: First phrase that comes to mind? Pillow-biter.
TheSpook: Paul Gasgoine on exstacy.
TheTasteOfMonkeys: You actually look like a shaved monkey with novelt glasses. Oog oog.
Thorpe: That blur was from the cameraman running away, wasn't it. I don't blame him. You look like you were blowing him a kiss.
TigerLilly: Your owner should be tugging on your collar. Out of the shot, Lilly, out! Go on!
TomSorrell: You look like you're tying a knot in your cock. If you had one.
Unabonger: Light-sensitive glasses are for pansies. Too lazy to swap glasses? Pah!
Wiki: I can't think of anything. Apart from, you look like you're in an airplane toilet.
Williamson: You look like Sam Gamgee. I think that's enough of an insult.
WookiSuave: Re-enacting last Friday night on camera isn't good practice.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-03-08 15:44:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it just me or is this also the smallest Uberdirectory ever? I think people must be getting bored of these.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:44:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85043
relevantitis
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-08 13:38:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:05:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:27:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll participate when Circe and Phuzzgish do it again.
This guy's a fucking has-been idiot.
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Aww, did sphagnum wake up tied to his bed again after another alchoholic binge? Dont worry, put some cream on the burns and get a few sutures and your ass will be in working order in a few weks.
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ahhh dat vewwy crever, gook-boy.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-08 12:55:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2006-03-08 09:51:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-03-07 18:28:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
Too much effort to get my pic from the last UberDirectory?
You owe me money.
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Fuck, i totally forgot about that. Now I actually have money as opposed to then... I'll IM you later.
HAHA JEWBAG MCGEE WANTS HIS 2.50 BACK FOR THAT SODA HE BOUGHT YOU IN 1994
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-03-08 11:28:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Let Circe and Phuzzy handle such as in their '05 grand slam, or at least get help from them.
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:09:27 (#)
Ranking: -1
yup, glad I didn't submit a picture for this train wreck.
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-03-08 10:31:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
williamson looks like someone who takes it up the ass regularily.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2006-03-08 09:53:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:27:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
I should post my picture on ubersite one of these days.
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good thinking, we're all dying to know what you look like.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2006-03-08 09:51:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-03-07 18:28:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
Too much effort to get my pic from the last UberDirectory?
You owe me money.
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Fuck, i totally forgot about that. Now I actually have money as opposed to then... I'll IM you later.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-08 09:41:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
flack and his finger.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2006-03-08 08:51:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Someone quit being a pussy and post a TRUE UberDirectory with every user that has posted their picture. Ever.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-03-08 07:40:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Needs less Ozzy. Especially with THAT fucken haircut.
I knew it was a bad idea to grow my hair so I didn't freeze my noggin while snowboarding.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-03-08 03:13:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd kick her in the face.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-03-08 03:13:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey...badassjulie is kinda hot.
i just called someone on uber, hot.
OH GOD!
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-03-08 03:05:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm beginning to wonder whether Rad isn't actually REALLY bright red. I mean, I know we joke about it, but never a truer word spoken in jest and all that.
Good effort, and +2 because I'm not in it. I'm not photogenic, see the London ubercon pics for proof.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-03-08 00:50:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
not too bad.
I see people's points about putting in pics from old directories, but there are people in old directories that never post..where do you draw the line?
WHERE
OH WHEEEEEEEERE
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-03-07 19:46:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow I'm in this one
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-03-07 19:30:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i shoulda linked to an older picture. oh well.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-03-07 19:16:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 19:01:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-03-07 17:11:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the pic of TigerLilly, my sultry internet mistress. Good job putting all these together man, I know it was a pain in the ass. +2 for hard work.
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I have an internet crush on you.
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I have a real-life boner for you!
Also, this post only kicks so much ass becasue I am part of it.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 19:01:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-03-07 17:11:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the pic of TigerLilly, my sultry internet mistress. Good job putting all these together man, I know it was a pain in the ass. +2 for hard work.
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I have an internet crush on you.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-07 19:00:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Um, Doni. 1 "g", but it's OK.
And soon, for those of us who were in Vegas, there are some much more kick ass camwhores.
YOu should see the one with Phuzzy and the transvestite ELvis impersonator smacking Monty's ass with a paddle. PRIC... fuck... I deleted that?
Sonofabitch...
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2006-03-07 18:47:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damnit, I'm changing my name to NwookieSuave just so I don't have to sit last.......
Decent directory though.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-07 18:40:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
right.. not cool. I noticed that many of them are distended in the copy paste.
And you and Tiger as SO right about phuzzy... We should start a fan club
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:10:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:00:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
ACK! What the heck did you do to me!?!
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widened your face like mine..
not cool hey?
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-03-07 18:31:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Woah my picture looks funny but oh well. This list seems fairly small for some reason.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-03-07 18:28:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Too much effort to get my pic from the last UberDirectory?
You owe me money.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-03-07 18:27:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mayor - "Kyle, your word is Kroksyldifivic."
Kyle - "What?!"
Mayor - "Kroksyldifivic."
Kyle - "Uh...Definition?"
Mayor - "Something that has a Kroxildif-like quality."
Kyle - "Uh...Can you use it in a sentence?"
Mayor - "Certainly. Kroksyldifivic is a difficult word to spell."
Kyle - "Kroksyldivic...Uh...C--" (BEEP!) Kyle-"GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-07 18:27:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2006-03-07 17:33:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
You're an ass.
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Yeah, yeah, I like it when you talk dirty to me!
*ejaculates*
Submitted by dubya (user info) at 2006-03-07 18:21:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'd hit it...
for me to POOP ON!!!!
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-07 17:28:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
P.S.
That wasn't me in that particular camwhore. The one in the uberdirectory is real though. This camwhore is more accurate (warning: it's kind of hard on the eyes...) http://www.ubersite.com/m/80214
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-07 17:25:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Huh...there was about 5 people on here that I thought was either a girl who wasn't or a guy who wasn't.
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2006-03-07 17:12:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-07 17:00:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2006-03-07 16:51:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82361
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G-Prime? The wedding that was never on in the first place is off.
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Aww, baby you don't mean that! Is it because my scrotum isn't big enough? My nose is too big? It's the spykids poster, isn't it? ISN'T IT??? I knew I should've put it away before taking the picture!
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Well, you live you learn. We all get second chances.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-03-07 17:11:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the pic of TigerLilly, my sultry internet mistress. Good job putting all these together man, I know it was a pain in the ass. +2 for hard work.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-07 17:00:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2006-03-07 16:51:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82361
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G-Prime? The wedding that was never on in the first place is off.
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Aww, baby you don't mean that! Is it because my scrotum isn't big enough? My nose is too big? It's the spykids poster, isn't it? ISN'T IT??? I knew I should've put it away before taking the picture!
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2006-03-07 16:52:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Kind of weird that all of the old fogeys like bart bart and razor and jmg aren't on here.
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2006-03-07 16:51:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82361
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G-Prime? The wedding that was never on in the first place is off.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-03-07 16:41:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is short and crap. The girls did a better more kick ass version after you bailed out last time.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-03-07 16:28:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:30:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:28:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
and i sumbitted a photo
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84274
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Nice glasses, Maverick.
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those arent mine, and normally i wouldnt touch them, but samuel smiths will do that to you
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 16:25:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I was told by guys in my squadron that their winter gets down to about 80ish and they all wear jackets and stuff. Then when our guys walk past in short sleeved t-shirts they look at them like they're crazy. I honestly don't know as I was only there from August to October, but I believe what those guys say.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-07 16:19:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 16:05:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yea man, that pic was taken in the middle east in August. The sandy, smelly, stinky-hot middle east.
FYI: When it's 80 degrees Farenheight, those fuckers are wearing jackets and shit. Crazy.
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Somebody told me they put them on at night when it's cold, and they keep the cool air in.
But that person makes shit up all the time. You tell me.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-03-07 16:17:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not a patch on the last one.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66865
-Dave
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-07 16:09:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:57:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ummm...thanks G-Prime. I feel special now.
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you're welcome. Hehehe. Hehe. you ARE special. Hehehehe. http://www.ubersite.com/m/49854
I'M WATCHING YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW!!! PLEASE MARRY ME WE CAN BE HAPPY TOGETHER!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 16:05:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yea man, that pic was taken in the middle east in August. The sandy, smelly, stinky-hot middle east.
FYI: When it's 80 degrees Farenheight, those fuckers are wearing jackets and shit. Crazy.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-07 16:02:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:56:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:46:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
All this talk about who's the toughest, well fuck all of you. My picture was taken in -53 degrees celcius. I'd like to see Sorell out in that weather.
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It was about 125 degrees Farenheight in the pic I'm in, fucker. That's 52 Celcius, by the way. It's funny how we're on opposite ends of the heat spectrum, eh?
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Are you serious? fifty fucking jesus raping two celcius. I, as a Canadian, can confidently affirm I would die a horrible death at somewhere around 40 above 0.
Fact: Canadians vapourize at half the temperature it takes water to boil. But not the fat ones. They can stay in Alberta, thank you very much, mister Harper.
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:57:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ummm...thanks G-Prime. I feel special now.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:56:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:46:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
All this talk about who's the toughest, well fuck all of you. My picture was taken in -53 degrees celcius. I'd like to see Sorell out in that weather.
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It was about 125 degrees Farenheight in the pic I'm in, fucker. That's 52 Celcius, by the way. It's funny how we're on opposite ends of the heat spectrum, eh?
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:55:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Reavers are no longer human. It's easier to believe they have nothing in common with the rest of humanity.
Well thaT part is covered already...
Shlongy we should be friends, lets hug and make up!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:54:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:27:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
I should post my picture on ubersite one of these days.
***
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:53:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll fucking destroy ALL of you nancyboys. The gloves are off.
PS. Are any of you homos doing ANY work at all today?
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:48:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:43:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
WOW! you can change me into that??
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I was thinking more along the lines of this: http://www.fireflywiki.org/Firefly/Reavers
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:46:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All this talk about who's the toughest, well fuck all of you. My picture was taken in -53 degrees celcius. I'd like to see Sorell out in that weather. Fuck all of you. Except for pantsarestupid. I <3 her.
Actually, not fuck all of you. Just pantsarestupid and leilani. And maybe Tigerlilly if she wasn't so old. Actually, you know what, TL? You can be my paper bag princess.
thank you donitsu.
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:46:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Chicago.
Everyone in this directory is hot in their own way.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:43:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Reaver resembles a giant mechanical caterpillar that inches along by expanding and contracting its sections. On the front by its head are "feelers" that assist in the forward motion of the Reaver. Near the front where its "eyes" would be are sensors. It bears a striking resemblance to the Ohmu from "Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind".
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WOW! you can change me into that??
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:39:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:35:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
CHR15 - Are you kidding me? He would last about 10 seconds before I ripped his ear off and stabbed him in the eye with his earring
it's the attention to detail that lets me know how you really feel... <engorge>
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If you want, I could slit your tongue down the middle and turn you into a Reaver.
Bonus points if you have any idea what I'm talking about.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:35:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
CHR15 - Are you kidding me? He would last about 10 seconds before I ripped his ear off and stabbed him in the eye with his earring
it's the attention to detail that lets me know how you really feel... <engorge>
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:34:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:27:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
I should post my picture on ubersite one of these days.
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Zing
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:33:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:30:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84273
The title of my post is suddenly ironic! Oh no!
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Didn't you get the memo? No teens with soul patches allowed. Sorry.
Submitted by pragmatic (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:32:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think ETS is hot
Then again, I'm a little bit crazy.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:30:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84273
The title of my post is suddenly ironic! Oh no!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:30:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:28:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
and i sumbitted a photo
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84274
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Nice glasses, Maverick.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:29:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:27:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
I should post my picture on ubersite one of these days.
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Yea, because that's never been done before. I haven't seen you in every type of picture known to man.
You of all people had better hope I stick by my promise not to come to the Chicago Ubercon.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:28:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if i remember correctly this one is about half the size of last years.
and i sumbitted a photo, but alas, i was not included
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84274
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:27:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I should post my picture on ubersite one of these days.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:26:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:22:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
That Iago guy is fucking good looking.
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...compared to Ronnie from "Mask."
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:22:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That Iago guy is fucking good looking.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:19:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
man, Im hot to trot
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:16:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you Kraven, for giving me nightmares with that demon picture.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:10:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:00:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
ACK! What the heck did you do to me!?!
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widened your face like mine..
not cool hey?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:09:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
yup, glad I didn't submit a picture for this train wreck.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:06:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll baste you by pissing on your battered corpse Aries.
HIV- nobody wanted to see your fucking ugly mug anyway meatgazer.
Much like Tom, I have a fuck ton of work that is being ignored by fighting here. HV, you're my temporary replacement, have at it...
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:03:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ETS does look a trifle disturbed. But then, he IS a trifle disturbed. And of course by "a trifle disturbed" I mean "a total cumstain."
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:03:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey guys. What's going on?
Cool, cool.
So, did I miss anything?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:03:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Noes! I thought I had more time to submit!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:01:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ETS looks really fuckin deranged
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:00:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ACK! What the heck did you do to me!?!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:00:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:54:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
And nice to boot. He had great things to say about you M. Complete sweetheart he is.
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aw thats so sweet. I know - he's adorable, hey?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:59:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:43:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry Method, the Fight Club is for men only.
Oh.
<shuffles away>
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:57:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Scourge, I'm going to feed those words back to you with a turkey baster, son.
Why a turkey baster? I have no fucking idea.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:56:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
SCOURGE I'LL RIDE THIS POST LIKE I RODE YOUR MOM....ALL NIGHT LONG!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:53:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:51:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
i love tom like i love cabbage...tastes good but fucks up my guts
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I love you like I love Taffy. And I'm a man who loves his taffy.
MMMMMMMM.....OHHHHHH.....MMMMMMMMMMM....OHHHHHHH!!!!
FUCK! I have to go. Seriously. I don't want to, but I have to.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:52:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorrell- RedSox suck. That's all.
Papadopolous, I'll fight your giant man-boobed ass.
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Aries, ha, bitchpiece, I pity your sorry ass if you thik you could step up to me, the Undefeated Uber Fight Champ, and not leave flat on your ass.
Sorrell turned bitch on us already, badass will go nurse his fucking wounds next.
Pussies. Pussies one and all.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:51:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i love tom like i love cabbage...tastes good but fucks up my guts
scourge on the other hand...JESUS CRHIST BOY ENOUGH WITH YOUR GAY FANTASY...do you know how I know you're gay?
BECAUSE YOU LIKE DICKS...IN...YOUR...ASSS...DUH!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:51:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:49:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
run along pussyboy
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BAH!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:50:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Lenin (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:43:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
WORDS....
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HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
***morphs into Dr. Evil***
Scott, you just don't "get" it, do ya?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:49:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
run along pussyboy
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:48:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, this has been fun as hell, but I have a decent amount of work to do and I'm falling behind thanks to you all and your shenanigans. If you'd have just accepted the fact that I would easily kill everyone in here with plastic dinnerware we could have ended this 45 minutes ago. But nooooooo. You had to go doubting me and shit.... Pfft.
And I wish I was still 187 pounds. Badass is right - I've put on a few since my time in the navy...but that's the only picture I have. I think I've actually said that before on here. If not, I don't know how BAMF knew it. Oh well, it doesn't matter anyway. I'll eventually lose it again. So it goes.
Anyway, I won't be attending Ubercon "Death Fest." I don't fraternize with groups of strange people from the internet. It's nothing personal, I'm sure some of you are cool as hell, but I'll never be attending an Ubercon...unless it's Ubercon "Red Sox Game" and my ticket is paid for.
Also, if I actually offended anyone in here, I didn't mean to. (Yes retrospect, this means you. Buck up, sparky.) I was being an ass for fun and to kill some time. I love you all. Ok, no I don't; that's a lie. But about 90% of you I can tolerate.
Lastly, Donitsu, why is my Uber Directory picture so fuzzy?
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:43:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry Method, the Fight Club is for men only.
Submitted by Lenin (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:43:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Me thinks Buckeye has a peener that would remind one of a pinto bean.
He sure is tough, though. What with his words and what not. I mean, he SAYS he can kill us, why not be inclined to believe him? I, for one, fear the wrath of this misguided twat.
Now, he'll reply with some asinine threats. I'll ignore him. The lack of attention will drive him mad. He'll move onto the next target, whilst attacking my sexuality and manhood.
Sigh, whatever shall I do if a complete nobody doesn't like me?
Woe is me...
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:42:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
not only could i beat all your asses...with my cock in one hand
but i could literally drink you all to death
and i'm a sexy mother fucker...so i got that going for me
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:41:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Manda why don't you stuff a cock in it?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:41:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEY WHATS GOING ON
I WANT IN ON THE FIGHT TOO
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:40:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love your pet name for me badass! cockwipe. Ahhh, I only wiped it off on your face because you forgot to bring a towel that once. Sweet how you remembered though. Such a memory this one has.
Tom Sorrell compares himself to Mike Tyson?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHA AHA A A A HHHHH BWAHAHA
I'm going to Chicago only to insult each and every one of the fucks who feels a need to try and kiss my ass by attending. If anyone has any back talk when I'm done they'll get a solid fucking punch to the head and then a boot to the uterus. You want your ute added to the list Tom, that's fucking fine, I'll be happy to oblige.
After that I'm hitting the bars to enjoy the company of the best person in the city, ME.
187? I got 20 pounds on you. 20 pounds of hardcore as kicking awesomeness.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:36:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
Shut the fuck up Shlongy.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:36:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:07:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:04:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
The last one was better.
Borders do make all the difference.
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Shut your mouth, whore.
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You still trying to get a rise out of people for some hardcore internet fighting?
I'm not interested.
Submitted by weasul (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:33:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd hit it. All of it. MMM UberSex.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:32:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And Tom, from what I hear, "little Tommy" is an apt term.
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OK you little cock noodle, not a single person from this site has ever seen me or talked to me live and in color. Therefore, by "hearing" anything, you're getting misguided info from complete strangers. It's like "hearing" that Mike Tyson isn't a good boxer anymore, then you see him in real life, say one wrong thing, and he rips your head off and uses your decapitated body as a drink coozie.
I'm the same way. There's a reason I never attend Uber cons: I would literally beat the shit out of everyone there and I don't want to go to jail until I'm at least 30.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:31:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
187lbs....AHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA....a simple bear hug and I'd break your back, boy
scourge...dont start you fucking toolbag or i'll punch you right in the fucking throat ya cockwipe
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:30:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:22:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is awesome. I hope no one is taking this nonsense seriously. I think it's hilarious.
I mean um, FUCK THAT. Scourge and Aries are going to be killed by me in a few short months.
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We'll see how hilarious it is when I ram my fist in your vadge and pull out your spleen you panty waist. 187 pounds? I shit bigger than that.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:28:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd pay good fucking money to see an Uber fight. Well maybe not good money, but a couple bucks anyway.
And Tom, from what I hear, "little Tommy" is an apt term. Fuck that shit man. I'll take Baker by his huge brow and jam the man into your fucking rectum. After all the cock and ass talk between you and chumpasshomo it probably shouldn't even be that hard of a squeeze to get him in there.
DAMN I'LL FUCK BOTH YOUR DAYS UP.
badass? pffffffffffffft You and Sorrell need to quit fucking noodling each others bums and get ready. You couple of god damn out of shape lady-men will beg for the
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGHhjh
I'm ready dammit.
The shlongy break a hip comment made me laugh my ass off. That's right, you want some too old man? Drop the walker and bring it
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:24:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
GODDAMN IT TOM DON'T BACK PEDDLE NOW, YOU'VE STIRRED THE POT NOW TASTE MY MUTTON!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:24:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn right we are, Sad Ass. I'm going to end your life in the blink of an eye. Calling me a fatass!? AHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA!!! I'm 187 pounds of Fury!!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:22:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is awesome. I hope no one is taking this nonsense seriously. I think it's hilarious.
I mean um, FUCK THAT. Scourge and Aries are going to be killed by me in a few short months.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:21:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that's it Tom, we're fightin
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:21:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Shlong I would fight you, but I wouldn't want you to break a hip when I dominate you with my mighty Scissor Hold/Piledriver combo.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:19:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:44:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
SilvrWolf: Another victim of Narcolepsy.
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HAHAHAHAHA!
Oh yeah? Well...
Uhh...
The Buckeyes are pansy-ass mommas' boys that like to wear thigh-highs and garter belts on gameday and get together on Tuesdays to play bridge and talk about their flower gardens.
Ha! Put that in your smipe and poke it!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:19:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:14:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:11:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Wilford, how about you go back to Our House and leave the serious talking to the big boys?
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Well at least i'm posting current pictures and not trying to live in the past tool, how many pounds have you put on since that picture, fatass?
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FATASS!? HA HA HA HA!! When have you ever seen what I look like? Hmm?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:17:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
shut it dipshit
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:16:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I feel the love here...Everyone's stealing my act- and I don't have a reserve character in place.
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:16:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
People I will be killing with my bare hands in Chicago:
1. Tommy Sorrell
2. Grabassmofo
3. Scourgeoftheseas
Anyone else interested in getting humiliated by me? Don't forget your bikinis!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:15:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Finally, scourge shows up and accepts my challenge. I will kick you in the head with a steel toe boot, then I'll drag you onto the field at Wrigley and throw you by your hair into Dusty Baker. After that, I'll piss in your mouth and slap you in the eye a few times with little Tommy until your eyeball pops out. Then I'll crush it under my foot, drag you to the zoo, and feed you to the fucking alligators.
In short, you're going down...to Chinatown.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:14:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:11:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Wilford, how about you go back to Our House and leave the serious talking to the big boys?
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Well at least i'm posting current pictures and not trying to live in the past tool, how many pounds have you put on since that picture, fatass?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:12:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:42:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:33:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
FYI:
People in this directory whose ass I am 100% positive have a bigger cock than me (but not after my 'surgery'):
Badassmofo
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Your ass has bigger cock? Well, make sure to use plenty of lube.
I'll fight you in Chicago Tom. Anytime
I'd join Uber Fight club for the chance to kick some of the people here in the fucking head.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:11:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:05:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
THERE IS A FIGHTCLUB DICKSLAP
WE JUST DON'T TALK ABOUT IT!
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Hey Wilford, how about you go back to Our House and leave the serious talking to the big boys?
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:07:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Am I a guy? Hmmm.... Good question!
I'd be interested in joining an Uber Fight Club as long as I don't have to go anywhere or do anything.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:07:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:04:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
The last one was better.
Borders do make all the difference.
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Shut your mouth, whore.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:05:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:27:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll participate when Circe and Phuzzgish do it again.
This guy's a fucking has-been idiot.
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Aww, did sphagnum wake up tied to his bed again after another alchoholic binge? Dont worry, put some cream on the burns and get a few sutures and your ass will be in working order in a few weks.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:05:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
THERE IS A FIGHTCLUB DICKSLAP
WE JUST DON'T TALK ABOUT IT!
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:04:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The last one was better.
Borders do make all the difference.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:04:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:02:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Whatever Gooch, we'll see how tough you are after I break your collarbone during our bikini mud wrestling match at the Windy City Death-Fest.
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HA HA HA...I like it.
The Windy City Death Fest, where all the killing will be done by a former Navy man from Ohio.
We need an Uber-Fight Club.
(You're a guy, right?)
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:03:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:55:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Needs more Nitty
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it would have had more nitty, had nitty posted a picture of themselves on the post.... it's like impossible to find everybody's picture on here.
This is a totally new directory, instead of just hacking up the old directory and inserting pictures I decided that times were achangin and it was necessary just to make another from scratch.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:02:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Retrospect, come out and play. Where the fuck are you? Brushing and flossing your teeth, I suppose....
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:02:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:55:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:46:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
I should probably say that Tom Sorrell is sexy too so he won't come and try to kick me in the ass.
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No, I'll still kick you in the ass...just not as violently.
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Whatever Gooch, we'll see how tough you are after I break your collarbone during our bikini mud wrestling match at the Windy City Death-Fest.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:01:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
See? And this entire time I thought there was too much nitty in this directory.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:58:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:55:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Needs more Nitty
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I concur.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:58:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:55:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Needs more Nitty
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What DOESN'T need more Nitty? I mean, come on.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:55:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Needs more Nitty
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:55:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:46:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
I should probably say that Tom Sorrell is sexy too so he won't come and try to kick me in the ass.
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No, I'll still kick you in the ass...just not as violently.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:54:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:52:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:26:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
phuzzy is GORGEOUS
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you see Phuz hon... I told you they all think you're hot. I don't know why...you're my pal. Hurry back from Vegas for that drink.
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And nice to boot. He had great things to say about you M. Complete sweetheart he is.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:52:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:26:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
phuzzy is GORGEOUS
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you see Phuz hon... I told you they all think you're hot. I don't know why...you're my pal. Hurry back from Vegas for that drink.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:52:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
As long as you have the private stash, TL...all is right with the world.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:52:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:49:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
i love when obvious homo's try to call others gay to try and make it seem that they are straight.
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I will kill you and anally rape your corpse out of spite. Then I'll tie your aquamarine shirt with the popped collar around my head and run around town with your blood on my hands.
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:50:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll fight you in Chicago Tom Sorrell. Let's do it bikini mud wrestling style.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:49:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:44:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
SilvrWolf: Another victim of Narcolepsy.
And bring it on, fuzzy. I'll destroy your whole world and put you in a cage with Retrospect. AND HE'LL PROBABLY TRY TO MATE WITH YOU!!!
Bring it on, you fuckers.
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i love when obvious homo's try to call others gay to try and make it seem that they are straight.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:48:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I will fight every one of you and I will emerge victorious!!
We should change the upcoming Ubercon's name to "Massacre in the Windy City."
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:48:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:45:34 (#)
Ranking: 1
this needed more me.
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YES,without you and apollo this head...i mean post is lacking a serious amount of cranium
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:46:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:42:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
TOM THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET!
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1. I'm bad at keeping secrets.
2. You look like a young Wilford Brimley.
"You get your blood sugar checked and you check it often."
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:46:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I should probably say that Tom Sorrell is sexy too so he won't come and try to kick me in the ass.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:45:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:36:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
This directory blows. Where the fuck is Shlongy?
You DO want Uber broads to look at this, don't you?
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Don't worry sugar lips. I've got my own private stash of pics of you! Remember that night we took them? What fun.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:45:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
well, with the release of the latest uberdirectory, it's time for the release of MyNameIsTim's Superficial Judgement Awards!
with no further ado...
The Top 3 Uberusers I'd like to Marry:
3) leillani
2) Nicole3
1) Absolutes
Top One Uberusers most likely to be involved in domestic terrorism:
1) ETS.
Top Three Uberusers who I'd most like to have a beer with:
3) Jgreening
2) polyamorous AJ
1) Flack
Top Three Uberusers I'd like to fight just to see if i could win:
3) jgreening
2) Mario
1) Thorpe
Top Three Uberusers who'd I'd punch in the face if it were socially acceptable:
3) calbearspolo
2) deathmetaldude
1) krissi
this needed more me.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:44:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SilvrWolf: Another victim of Narcolepsy.
And bring it on, fuzzy. I'll destroy your whole world and put you in a cage with Retrospect. AND HE'LL PROBABLY TRY TO MATE WITH YOU!!!
Bring it on, you fuckers.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:44:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:42:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:36:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
and that makes you awesome?
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Yes it does, you little metrosexual twat stain. I really like your aquamarine shirt.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA... It's like I'm channeling Shlongy all of the sudden. What the fuck?
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hey man, you are really tough and we all think thats really cool! mission accomplished!
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:43:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
RyuFu is sexy.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:42:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:33:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
FYI:
People in this directory whose ass I am 100% positive have a bigger cock than me (but not after my 'surgery'):
Badassmofo
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TOM THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:42:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:36:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
and that makes you awesome?
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Yes it does, you little metrosexual twat stain. I really like your aquamarine shirt.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA... It's like I'm channeling Shlongy all of the sudden. What the fuck?
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:40:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tom, I carry a sharpened chopstick at all times, so kindly remove me from that list. I will stab your neck rike rice noodle, round-eye.
Submitted by Oxymoron (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:40:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tigerlilly, you're bootiful. +2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:40:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dammit. I loathe age restrictions.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:39:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you'll make it on "uberdirectory: uberers that can get the senior citizen discount on coffee".
yeah, you'll def make that one
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:38:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, nobody above the age of 45 was on it. sorry shlongy
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:36:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This directory blows. Where the fuck is Shlongy?
You DO want Uber broads to look at this, don't you?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:36:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:33:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
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and that makes you awesome?
old people think the stupidest things are cool.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:33:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FYI:
People in this directory whose ass I am 100% positive I could kick (unless they had a weapon of some sort):
Awko
Axolotl
Badassmofo
CalBearsPolo
Captain Thorns (not that I would as I love Thorny...no homo)
CHR15 - Are you kidding me? He would last about 10 seconds before I ripped his ear off and stabbed him in the eye with his earring.
Congo
Mitch Hed...er, Death Metal Dude
Doctor Impossible
Donitsu
Draqus
Bosh
SR
ETS
Full Frontal
G-Prime
Ant....er, Hairsphincter
IH8u2man
JayPeg (Pfft.)
Kraven
Lago
ShaggyMattnotharry
Maiorano
Monarch
Ozzy
Phuzzygish
PolyAJ
Retrospect
RyuFu
SharkSilvrWolf
Spook (Though I wouldn't.)
Taste of Monkeys
Thorpe (You could give this guy a machete and I'd still own him.)
Unabonger
Williamson
WokkieSuave
And every single chick.
The people I haven't mentioned might be able to fight me to a draw.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:33:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the pic of Pants is soo kickass
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:32:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I saw this same poster on the wall at the post office yesterday.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:30:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:24:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
It's hard being so damn pretty when all the other people here are....
Oh never mind. leilani isn't too shabby.
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yeah he like stretched my head out all weird like though. it works better if you hold down the shift key while resizing.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:29:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:24:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
TheSpook's pic confirms for me that all the hot guys are assholes
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And this comment confirms that you need glasses. Hot?
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:28:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
goot nurrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:27:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll participate when Circe and Phuzzgish do it again.
This guy's a fucking has-been idiot.
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:26:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
phuzzy is GORGEOUS. Ruthless is adorable and FA looks fucking hot in that pic. are fullfrontal and retrospect the same person?
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:24:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TheSpook's pic confirms for me that all the hot guys are assholes
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:24:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DudeThatsBOSH looks exactly how I pictured him.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:24:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's hard being so damn pretty when all the other people here are....
Oh never mind. leilani isn't too shabby.
williamson looks scarily like a kid I knew who had a great fondness for showing his balls to any woman who was vaguely interested. Or not interested. Or were guys. He just liked showing off his balls.
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:23:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You stretched me! Very tiny directory, I thought more people participated than this!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:23:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:06:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, I'm on top of ruthless.
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Hey I'm on top of you. Sammich..
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:18:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That's actually how I look...blurry as hell.
Wow, what is wrong with your program that made me look like a hallucination?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:17:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Smallest Directory Ever!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:16:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA! You actually cropped my passed-out face. It's actually better for all of Uber that they don't get a full look at my visage, though. It's been known to frighten the young 'uns.
Great work, Don.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:15:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:14:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:13:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
I AM THE HOTTEST MOTHERFUCKER IN THIS JOINT
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no way, Draquis is hotter than you for sure.
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WHAT THE GHEY?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:14:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
WAIT, wait a minute....I *sent* you that picture?
Or did you snag it off my camwhore extravaganza post?
*sigh* I *knew* that one was a mistake...
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:14:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:13:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
I AM THE HOTTEST MOTHERFUCKER IN THIS JOINT
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no way, Draquis is hotter than you for sure.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:13:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I AM THE HOTTEST MOTHERFUCKER IN THIS JOINT
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:12:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TOP SHELF!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:10:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I shouldn't have to send you my picture, you should go out of your way to find it.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:09:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What the hell?
I submitted, remember - http://www.ubersite.com/m/83968
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:09:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN: GHEY MENZ
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:08:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TomSorrell is yummy looking.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:08:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's a small directory.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:06:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, I'm on top of ruthless.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:05:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
those are some ugly mugs :)
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:04:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Spot the hetero?
(trick question)
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:04:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Girls I would like to marry, in no particular order:
Pantsarestupid
Thank God you left me out of this clusterfuck this time around.
That is all