Camwhore (1441 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.82 on 35 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Shlongy (View user info) at 2006-03-07 18:09:50 EST
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Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2006-03-08 11:13:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Have that removed"
Seems appropriate if you understand that by 'that' I mean YOU.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-08 11:12:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah! Ban him! BAN HIM!
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-03-08 10:58:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I handle the bannings round here kid, you're on thin ice.
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2006-03-08 06:49:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
don't people get banned for impersonating others ?
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-08 06:32:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wtf
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-03-08 03:22:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
weird...
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-03-07 23:30:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck is this picture representing?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-07 22:51:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
nurrrrr
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-07 22:33:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Cunt...
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-07 22:29:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
die
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:35:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Stabby...what "failures"?
Please enlighten us. Me. Whatever.
I'm the most successful person that has ever acknowledged your existance. The only thing I "failed" at lately was breaking 80 at Harbour Town Golf Links last Wednesday while the rest of you chumps were working.
Oh, and the round was comped so i didn't feel bad for too long.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:31:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy's anger stems from self-loathing of his failures in life and projects it outward on others in a mildly insulting way...but he targets people he feels deserves it for whatever reason his mind comes up with.
You, on the other hand, are just a complete repressed homosexual or terribly abused individual that lashes out on the internet by using the "F" word every chance you can but knowing damn well if you used that word at home, your father would scald you with a pot of boiling water...in the name of Jesus Christ.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:24:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongs!
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:07:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hadley fetch me a donut you fat cunt, chop chop.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:01:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah. I'm devastated. I may have to quit Uber now.
Wee wee!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:59:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:45:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy will never recover from this.
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Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:23:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
This kicked shlongy's ass.
Are you on crack or just fucking stupid?
Hey, I bet this makes you go back and -2 me. Just like Eric Rice.
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:45:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy will never recover from this.
Submitted by Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:35:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Real Shlongy camwhore?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84981
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:23:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This kicked shlongy's ass.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:17:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
gay
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-03-07 18:41:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-03-07 18:38:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
awesome.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-03-07 18:31:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When are you going skiing? We went to Beech last Sunday and it was fucking awful up there. It was cold as shit, but had been warm enough the previous week so that all the snow had melted and then froze to a nice icy glaze. They were blowing snow, but the wind was so strong that all the fresh powder was ending up in the surrounding valleys and not so much on the slopes.
When I say the wind was strong, I mean that I was heading straight down the Shawneehaw run (racing Sam truth be told) and when I rounded the turn from the upper to the lower slope, the wind hit me and I actually stopped STOPPED. I had to tuck like the real skiers do to get any speed.
It sucked because just one week earlier it had been amazing.
The only good thing about it is that if you can ski up there on ice, when you go out west, you discover that you are a better skier than you thought. It's just that it's too expensive to ski when it's crap.
But it snowed up there last night so it's probably better now. I'm going to Snowshoe in a couple of weeks and fear for the slopes.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-07 18:24:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I too wondered if Shlongy wasted his 100th post.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-03-07 18:23:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Mayor - "Kyle, your word is Kroksyldifivic."
Kyle - "What?!"
Mayor - "Kroksyldifivic."
Kyle - "Uh...Definition?"
Mayor - "Something that has a Kroxildif-like quality."
Kyle - "Uh...Can you use it in a sentence?"
Mayor - "Certainly. Kroksyldifivic is a difficult word to spell."
Kyle - "Kroksyldivic...Uh...C--" (BEEP!) Kyle-"GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Submitted by dubya (user info) at 2006-03-07 18:15:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
luh mao
she gon get I fucked and mouf fucked by copy past LOL
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-07 18:14:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-07 18:14:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There's no need for me to post anything new -
The Shlongy back catalog gets about 2000 hits a week. You should check it out yourself.
There's some major comedy in my library.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-07 18:12:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Knew it was bullshit as soon as it opened. Shlong is going to milk it for as long as possible before he posts that 100th post. I'd be surprised if it happens before July.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-07 18:12:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My posts blow, but I usually type a few hundred random words to go along with MY cut & pastes.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2006-03-07 18:11:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
awe-inspiring
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-03-07 18:11:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-07 18:11:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OK...buahahahahahahahaaaaa....
I hope this piece of shit doesn't count as MY 100th post, though.
Submitted by Oxymoron (user info) at 2006-03-07 18:10:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate it when my screensaver does that
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-07 18:10:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought Shlongy had wasted his 100th post, luckily I checked before rating.