Turn a blind eye (2965 hits)
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Submitted by sic (View user info) at 2006-03-07 20:17:38 EST
Clouded by extroversion, arrayed of life as cotton to tapestry, drained of culture. Farming filth, putting forth waste. Their climax is but a battle, strain your heart and smear dirt upon all you see to achieve nothing but personal pity. They have no idea where they came from, without a mind and without a culture. Can you even define culture in its truest context, or do you just sleep easier when others fail. The others, here is a new concept for you, the crazy ones, the cultivated and diss-attached members of a modern evolution. To give time is to turn the tables and become a victim to the web that you created in the first place, visible only if you weren't blinded by your own virtue.
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-03 05:19:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hmm
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-06-19 06:45:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
this was okay
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-04 22:25:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Truly, I hope this individual is getting raped in prison...
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-05-25 06:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A deserving worst ever.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-05-10 22:43:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'M SPARTICUS!!!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-10 10:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yet another gem.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-10 10:00:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Big words
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-18 18:04:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
CLOUDAD BY EXTROV3RSION ARAEYD OF LIEF AS COTON 2 TAEPSTRY DRANE3D OF CULTURA!111!! WTF FARMNG FILTH PUTNG FORTH WASTE1!!! THERE CLIMAX IS BUT A BATLE STRANE UR H3ART AND SMEAR DIRT UPON AL U SE 2 ACHEIV3 NOTHNG BUT PARSONAL PITY!!1!!!1! WTF LOL THEY HAEV NO IEDA WHARE THAY CM3 FROM WITHOUT A MIND AND WITHOUT A CULTUR31!1! WTF CAN U EV3N DEFIEN CULTURA IN ITS TRUEST CONTEXT OR DO U JUST SLEP AASEIR WHAN OTH3RS FALE1!!! OMG WTF LOL TEH OTH3RS HER3 IS A NU CONCEPT FOR U DA CRAZY ONAS TEH CULTIVAETD AND DIS-ATACH3D MEMBRS OF A MODERN EVOLUTION!!1!!1!! OMG 2 GIEV TIEM IS 2 TURN TEH TABL3S AND BCOME A VICTIM 2 TEH WEB TAHT U CRAAETD IN DA FIRST PLAEC VISIBLA ONLY IF U WER3NT BLINDED BY UR OWN VIRTUE
!!!1! OMG WTF LOL
Burn and die, dickwhore.
Submitted by PommyTom (user info) at 2006-12-18 23:35:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-12-16 23:37:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bwahahahahaha.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-06 22:51:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-07 22:04:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
I just wrote this:
since feeling is first
who pays any attention
to the syntax of things
will never wholly kiss you;
wholly to be a fool
while Spring is in the world
my blood approves,
and kisses are a far better fate
than wisdom
lady i swear by all flowers. Don't cry
--the best gesture of my brain is less than
your eyelids' flutter which says
we are for eachother: then
laugh, leaning back in my arms
for life's not a paragraph
And death i think is no parenthesis
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That. Was. Beautiful. *sniffle*
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2006-11-23 03:38:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Your mums a what??
Prack, thats what she is.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-11-23 03:23:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is the worst thing on the internet.
Submitted by Zampolit (user info) at 2006-11-10 08:04:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
A topping read.
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2006-10-25 07:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
truly deserving of worst post ever
Submitted by LongestPants (user info) at 2006-10-24 20:04:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No no no no no. This sure is shit.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-15 19:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-07-09 12:42:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It was describing people who are superficial and competitive. It was inspired by hate and darkness, that is why alot of you cant connect with it or appreciate it from my perspective.
Hopefully, next time you cut yourself, you'll use a rusty blade and die.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-08 18:22:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Just trying to see if this pisses off forensic.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2006-07-08 12:07:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
They came for the Jehova's Witnesses.
I laughed.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-07-05 16:24:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 DIE
Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2006-07-05 16:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow. Did someone forget to flush?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-07-05 16:08:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This deserves worst ever by only a slim margin.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-07-02 02:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What a shitter.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-06-11 19:17:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post cracks me up because the guy revenge -2'd everyone who blasted him. Fucking priceless.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-06-11 19:09:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you really expect anything BUT a -2 for this little effort?
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-06-11 18:30:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hahahahaha!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-11 04:31:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-06-10 16:53:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:35:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
This was about the kind of people who use ubersite i guess. Haha.
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AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!11!!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh man, you're hysterical. You totally pwned everybody. IN TEH WORLD!!! Seriously, you're awesome.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-06-10 16:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, this is definitely a worst-ever worthy post.
Submitted by nephilim (user info) at 2006-06-09 22:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am a giant!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-23 07:23:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Worthy worst ever
Submitted by JumpingJax (user info) at 2006-05-21 18:46:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
GREENING I WANT TO TONGUE YOUR TIGHT PUCKERED SPHINCTER.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-21 03:31:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-05-12 16:27:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-09 11:09:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:47:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
It was describing people who are superficial and competitive. It was inspired by hate and darkness, that is why alot of you cant connect with it or appreciate it from my perspective.
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You have to be kidding.
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Or a spastic emo
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I vote spastic emo.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-21 03:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What brought this back?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-05-21 03:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
worst 20 seconds of my life ever.
and i got hit with a 90mph fastball on the torso.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-05-20 22:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Remember that time when i read that shit that said
"Clouded by extroversion, arrayed of life as cotton to tapestry, drained of culture. Farming filth, putting forth waste. Their climax is but a battle, strain your heart and smear dirt upon all you see to achieve nothing but personal pity. They have no idea where they came from, without a mind and without a culture. Can you even define culture in its truest context, or do you just sleep easier when others fail. The others, here is a new concept for you, the crazy ones, the cultivated and diss-attached members of a modern evolution. To give time is to turn the tables and become a victim to the web that you created in the first place, visible only if you weren't blinded by your own virtue."
...
Yeh, that time fucking sucked.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-05-12 16:27:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-09 11:09:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:47:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
It was describing people who are superficial and competitive. It was inspired by hate and darkness, that is why alot of you cant connect with it or appreciate it from my perspective.
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You have to be kidding.
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Or a spastic emo
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-24 08:20:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I repeat, shit.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-21 03:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just in case, because this should be REAL close to worst ever.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-31 17:05:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
pierce your penis
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2006-03-30 02:47:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd rather take a sledge hammer to the nuts than read this again.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-03-26 08:23:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I was on my way out the door and I found an extra -2 that I was going to steal from work.
Here....../\....its all yours now .
Come again now, ya hear?
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2006-03-26 06:49:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear diary;
mood: apathetic...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-26 06:08:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is worthy of Worst Ever.
For now.
Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2006-03-10 08:42:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I still can't make any lexical sense out of this, but I CAN say:
Skate it off, you pussy.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-03-10 07:40:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:47:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
It was describing people who are superficial and competitive. It was inspired by hate and darkness, that is why alot of you cant connect with it or appreciate it from my perspective
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The thing that makes me laugh is that you seem to think you're so very much higher above everyone else in your understanding of things, but don't see the irony of this review.
You hate superficial people, but how are you being anything other than that? You're basically saying your way is the enlightened way but you haven't tried the other ways.
It's like saying pepperoni pizza (with lashings of self loathing) is the only pizza worth eating but never having fathomed the idea of trying other pizza.
Oh I'm just going to give up, there is NO way of verbalising how much you hurt the planet by being on it.
-2 DIE
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2006-03-09 20:22:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This goes to show the state of humanity, superficial, judgemental fascits. I hope you all die or maby learn to love.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-09 11:09:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:47:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
It was describing people who are superficial and competitive. It was inspired by hate and darkness, that is why alot of you cant connect with it or appreciate it from my perspective.
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You have to be kidding.
Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:17:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's okay, I understand. I used to hate it when Mom forgot to cut my sandwiches cross-ways instead of diagonal, too.
Submitted by xanderd (user info) at 2006-03-09 06:16:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
-1 for a crap, self pity post. Read The_taste_of_monkeys cancer post!!! http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=114184185342319973
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-09 06:04:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've read a lot of emo shit on this site but I think you win (?) the prize for most pretentious, self-important crap I've yet had the displeasue to stumble across.
Your replies were emo awesomeness (this is not a good thing).
Submitted by MisterMojoRisin (user info) at 2006-03-09 00:26:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If I had a Delorean I'd introduce your mother to a rusty coat hanger. Seriously, if you're such a tortured artist why havn't you killed yourself? Afraid you won't be able to make an impact on people if you kill yourself?
Well you won't anyway. I would say park in your garage and leave you car on but you're what, 14, 15? Ride your bike into a busy street. that will go well. Hell I wouldn't mind wasting an emo doing 60 down the road.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-03-08 15:58:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
CLOUDED BY AXTROV3RSION ARAEYD OF LIEF AS COTON 2 TAEPSTRY DRANEED OF CULTUR3!!!1!111 OMG LOL FARMNG FILTH PUTNG FORTH WASTA!!1! OMG THERE CLIMAX IS BUT A BATLE STRANE UR H3ART AND SM3AR DIRT UPON AL U SE 2 ACHEIV3 NOTHNG BUT PERSONAL PITY111!!!!! OMG LOL TH3Y HAEV NO IEDA WHER3 THAY CM3 FROM WITHOUT A MIND AND WITHOUT A CULTURE1!!1!111 OMG WTF CAN U AVEN D3FIEN CULTURE IN ITS TRUEST CONT3XT OR DO U JUST SLEP 3ASEIR WHAN OTH3RS FALE!!!11!!1 TEH OTHARS HERE IS A NU CONC3PT FOR U TEH CRAZY ONES DA CULTIVAETD AND DIS-ATACHAD M3MBRS OF A MODARN 3VOLUTION!1!1!! WTF LOL 2 GIEV TIEM IS 2 TURN DA TABLES AND BCOME A VICTIM 2 TEH WEB TAHT U CR3AETD IN TEH FIRST PLAEC VISIBLE ONLY IF U WERANT BLIND3D BY UR OWN VIRTUA
1!11 OMG
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2006-03-08 15:37:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've read goth poetry that's better than this.
Honestly. Goth poetry.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:35:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85042 TTOM's post about this gay emo post, for anyone who hasn't read it yet (excluding the gay emo him/herself).
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:29:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:22:06 (#)
Ranking: 1
well i didn't think this was that bad.
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I don't suppose you read the reviews?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:22:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
well i didn't think this was that bad.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:14:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Garbage.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-08 13:45:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
everything has already been said...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-08 13:35:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2006-03-07 22:34:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
What can i say, I like pain
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then you'll like this
-2DIE
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-03-08 13:11:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks, HV. That's really flattering. Especially coming from a user who has been such a welcome addition to Uber. I wish I could claim originality on the Microsoft bit. I actually modified it from a t-shirt I had in my school daze. Right after the Exxon Valdez spill in Alaska, I bought a shirt that had the Exxon logo and written beneath it: "We don't care. We don't have to. We're Exxon." Good times, they were.
I also nearly got suspended for a shirt that had a pot leaf on it (it was in the dress code not to wear any marijuana-related clothing). I argued that the message of the shirt ("Legalize today, get high tonight") was a political one and as such, I couldn't be forbidden from wearing it. I argued it all the way to the school board and won. God bless the laws of the communistwealth of VA. So, I wore it once a week for two months just to be a controversial dickhead. I didn't even smoke pot until after high school, but you know, I had principles and shit.
I still miss high school. It was so nice to be able to sit around and act like I had so much more poignant insight than the teachers and staff (ALL adults, for that matter). I'm going to go cry and try on my mother's shoes now. Or work on a diesel motor. Whatever. Hey, I could do both!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-08 12:30:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-03-08 11:31:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
WOW! So thoughtful! So insightful! So provacative!
I used to be just like you - when I was sixteen. Like TTOM, I'd faced the horror of cancer. I'd lost close friends to the travesty of death and suicide. I'd been estranged from my own family. Because of my experiences, I thought I had this deeper understanding of the cosmos and of things intangible than those around me. I thought I was blessed - unique - an enigma.
Then, this thing called real life came and kicked me in the balls. I got a job. I had to pay taxes. I became a father. I actually had to go out and live that life, rather than wax poetic about my pseudo-understanding of it. One day, when the real world has taught you more of it's often difficult lessons, you'll look back as I do now and think, "Damn, I was a fucking dumbass."
You'll soon realize that you're an insignificant nitwit. You're but one tiny little speck in a sea of over six billion other little specks. One day, the life will inevitably leave your mortal coil and you will cease to be. Unless you do something worth remembering, you'll quickly be forgotten - an unwritten chapter in a book that you'll have never read. What tangible mark can you possibly leave in this realm if you sit at your keyboard and espouse wisdom that is so obviously beyond your understanding?
Retaliate if you like, kiddo. It only proves my point; it's one thing to write the things you write, but quite another to actually quantify and implement them.
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More and more I like what SilvrWolf puts in his replies.
I especially liked the: Brought to you by "Got problems? We don't care. We're Microsoft." Or whatever.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-08 12:15:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:35:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Why should you have to justify art. You know surrealism, interpretation? Do you even know what art is? Nerd. Go back to your maths and science.
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Yes becuase actually having KNOWLEDGE is a hangable offence dontcherknow?
twit
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-03-08 11:31:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WOW! So thoughtful! So insightful! So provacative!
I used to be just like you - when I was sixteen. Like TTOM, I'd faced the horror of cancer. I'd lost close friends to the travesty of death and suicide. I'd been estranged from my own family. Because of my experiences, I thought I had this deeper understanding of the cosmos and of things intangible than those around me. I thought I was blessed - unique - an enigma.
Then, this thing called real life came and kicked me in the balls. I got a job. I had to pay taxes. I became a father. I actually had to go out and live that life, rather than wax poetic about my pseudo-understanding of it. One day, when the real world has taught you more of it's often difficult lessons, you'll look back as I do now and think, "Damn, I was a fucking dumbass."
You'll soon realize that you're an insignificant nitwit. You're but one tiny little speck in a sea of over six billion other little specks. One day, the life will inevitably leave your mortal coil and you will cease to be. Unless you do something worth remembering, you'll quickly be forgotten - an unwritten chapter in a book that you'll have never read. What tangible mark can you possibly leave in this realm if you sit at your keyboard and espouse wisdom that is so obviously beyond your understanding?
Retaliate if you like, kiddo. It only proves my point; it's one thing to write the things you write, but quite another to actually quantify and implement them.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-08 09:51:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
shit
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-03-08 03:22:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
3 liner.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-08 02:13:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-03-08 01:42:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 me please
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-03-08 01:41:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
Go ahead
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Ahaha.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-03-08 01:42:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 me please
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-03-08 01:41:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Go ahead
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-03-07 22:52:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Pull my finger.
Submitted by pragmatic (user info) at 2006-03-07 22:50:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You sound like a guy I know
Who thinks he knows everything, but in reality, just bullshits his way through everything he does, fooling no-one, and making an ass of himself.
I'm just saying.
And as a fellow NZ'er, I'm asking you to get your act together, you're letting down the side.
But you don't get a -2 because you are a Kiwi.
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2006-03-07 22:34:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What can i say, I like pain
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-07 22:31:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
the formating doesn't make it poetry sir.
though at this point you could probaby spout gold and it'd be shat on.
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2006-03-07 22:20:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I appreciate that you can write poetry on the spot as I can. 'Free-styling' is easy. I like to create chaos. My words are left open to interpretation.
Here's a version for you: (on the spot)
Your energy manifests as it flows from your battered soul.
Know how to speak? Why don't you learn how to think.
For a man can speak and be unable to move forth,
but one who can write, can he truly think, or does he steal?
Your ego and your emotions clash, I can feel your anxiety, I can smell your fear. Do I care?
I will show you the only truth,
I will make you really sorry,
I will show you sovereignty in true fashion,
And be a reflection of your loss.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-07 22:14:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I know.
I'd make the post, but I'd title it that.
Also, I'm going to go do damned homework.
Goddamnit. Damnit.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-07 22:11:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-07 22:08:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
no.
but e.e. cummings did and we're close personal friends.
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Two things.
1)You just plus 2'd the chump
2)Make a post so you, HV and I can swap reviews there. I'm tired of this guy.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-07 22:11:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
DaMN.
Now i feel all sad and emo like.
Guess I'll cut myself?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-07 22:10:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ghola you +2'd this....
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-07 22:08:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no.
but e.e. cummings did and we're close personal friends.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-07 22:08:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-07 22:04:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
I just wrote this:
since feeling is first
who pays any attention
to the syntax of things
will never wholly kiss you;
wholly to be a fool
while Spring is in the world
my blood approves,
and kisses are a far better fate
than wisdom
lady i swear by all flowers. Don't cry
--the best gesture of my brain is less than
your eyelids' flutter which says
we are for eachother: then
laugh, leaning back in my arms
for life's not a paragraph
And death i think is no parenthesis
No, I'm kidding.
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I choked on my coffee at this. Thanks.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-07 22:06:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ghola I really liked that actually. Did you write it?
And also I am not emo enough to cut myself or anything, but I thought "Write something that is emo and still is better than this shit."
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-07 22:04:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I just wrote this:
since feeling is first
who pays any attention
to the syntax of things
will never wholly kiss you;
wholly to be a fool
while Spring is in the world
my blood approves,
and kisses are a far better fate
than wisdom
lady i swear by all flowers. Don't cry
--the best gesture of my brain is less than
your eyelids' flutter which says
we are for eachother: then
laugh, leaning back in my arms
for life's not a paragraph
And death i think is no parenthesis
No, I'm kidding.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-07 22:04:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:59:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, if I had more time I would elaborate and explain this better, it's not just random stuff chucked on a page it is the composition of something bigger.
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Don't post it if it's not complete and doesn't make any sense.
Also, by being a petty girl and -2'ing everyone who -2'd you, you realise nobody is ever going to give you good ratings now? I mean, I'll do my best to get past it if you post something good, but nobody likes a pussy.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-07 22:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I watch them from afar and wonder what they do out there,
Out there in the world.
A handprint on the window pane that I know is my own,
Fading away with the minutes.
The knife in my hand has a weight to it,
It's reassuring in a way.
I can control when it cuts and how deep,
The blood that comes out, my own.
Maybe that is my voice, the way I say things,
Maybe it is in my blood.
Perhaps I can't express them any other way,
But I will try.
I will try after this last cut.
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Okay I made this up on the spot and it is still better than your shit. At the very least it has poetic form.
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:59:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, if I had more time I would elaborate and explain this better, it's not just random stuff chucked on a page it is the composition of something bigger.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:54:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:47:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
It was describing people who are superficial and competitive. It was inspired by hate and darkness, that is why alot of you cant connect with it or appreciate it from my perspective.
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Oh, come on. You've got to be kidding me.
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:54:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I got better and the world got crapper? lol.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:47:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Look back at your first post. What happened between then and now?
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:47:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It was describing people who are superficial and competitive. It was inspired by hate and darkness, that is why alot of you cant connect with it or appreciate it from my perspective.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:44:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm torn. If this is an alter: then at least there isn't someone this daft on here, but that'll mean the alter succeeded in winding me up.
If it's not an alter, then what a jackass, but at least I wasn't had.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:42:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Purple headed cocks slide slowly down your throat
in the wee hours of the morning. Gagging is bliss.
Oh, for the agony! Push thy rigid pole into my
errant sphincter.
YOU FUCKING SUCK!!!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:42:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Art is a beautiful thing. Art has purpose. Art is entertaining, interesting, inspiring. This was none of those. This was senseless, mediocre, pointless, irritating bullshit.
I contend that there was no point or meaning to this drivel. I call you out to explain what it means, without your silly rhetoric. You seem unable to grasp that real poetry or art is an expression of something, not just pretty words strung together incoherently.
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:35:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why should you have to justify art. You know surrealism, interpretation? Do you even know what art is? Nerd. Go back to your maths and science.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:23:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Who cares if it gets on most heated? More people will read it, more people will -2 it, more people will get retal'd, this guy'll get banned faster.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:22:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You still never fucking explained it, bullshitter. I want a line-by-line analysis of this 'poem' from you. Tell me why this is art and why I shouldn't have -2'd it.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:21:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If this was an alter, it'd be a fucking sweet one.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:18:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok one more then
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Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:16:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
All I was doing was basicly breaking down all conventional forms and creating chaos to reinvent order. Thanks Ubsersite! Thanks!
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hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhhaa!
Either this is the greatest alter EVAR or your the biggest tool on the entire planet.
Shut your hole Polly, for your own good.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:17:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No you were trying to make art and failed.
Horribly.
We are not a stupid bunch. We are the people who managed to succeed in a sea of cruel and ignorant people. We know when something is good and when it isn't.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:16:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, thats enough for one emo kid. Ive got to say though I feel I may have enjoyed bullying him a bit too much.
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:16:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
All I was doing was basicly breaking down all conventional forms and creating chaos to reinvent order. Thanks Ubsersite! Thanks!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:15:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
better stop. i have visions of this on most heated.
terrible gnome filled visions. they torment me.
TORMENT ME.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:14:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
tell you what Gloria, Ill write some poetry tommorrow while Im getting my weekly blood-test, then maybe Ill feel as emo as you, what do you say?
hmmm,Beatrice? How would that make you feel? Wanted? would daddys slaps not sting so much anymore? would the taunts in the playground lose a bit of their edge?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:11:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Where the hell is O-Tron? That would just complete this little party.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:09:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:06:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:54:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
Stagger you should have been here for minimum_dino's retals.
He retalled every single one of my posts, plus every single one of Orgasmatrons posts, and Confuzitron and one other guy...gah can't remember who.
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that guy?
that was me.
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Oh really? I didn't really know you then. Sorry I spaced on your name.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:08:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm on the edge of my seat waiting to have your genius revealed. COME ON DON'T MAKE ME WAIT I WANT TO SHARE YOUR LIGHT!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:06:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:54:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
Stagger you should have been here for minimum_dino's retals.
He retalled every single one of my posts, plus every single one of Orgasmatrons posts, and Confuzitron and one other guy...gah can't remember who.
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that guy?
that was me.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:04:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm waiting on your 'explanation' of your 'poetry', emo kid.
Let's go, come on.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:02:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:57:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:52:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
I didnt moan. I just said i died. Better than ALMOST dying, wannabe. Anyway,
Take what you know as you know it. Contemplate for a second infinite and retract the disappearing echoing emotions before they fade away completely. Combine with pain, and leave to grow diss-attached for seven months in darkness.
Wake up.
Now you can see for the first time, you can taste for the first time. You've lost a lot too. It taste sweet but you need a lot of time to perfect and regain falseness of humanity. After this we can only hope for blessing, but our evolution and divinity we can trust.
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fuck all that emo shit, I just want to fuck and get drunk again.
Listen Barbara, youre a tool. Ive had cancer and been unable to live my life for the last year. Whats happened to you? oh no, your girlfriends ditched you, oh no I got a bad grade, oh no my dad shouted at me.
Fuck you. I cant have kids any more. If I can stay in remission for two years they can give a 50/50 chance of being in remission for ten years. Theres a chance I wont see my 30th birthday let alone my 50th.
suck it up Cindy, skate it off.
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Seriously trent. Don't you ever say you have had it worse than others because you never know what shit people have gone through.
The fact that ttom has kept his humor about himself even with all that shit shows he is a far better person than you.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:59:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
retalitory -2!!
Wait? You mean it doesn't matter because your ratings were terrible anyway?
Damn.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:57:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:54:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:50:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
I read every single word of this crap. You rated High Voltage's post without reading a word, because he hurt your emo feelings. Who's filth now? Dumbass.
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Stagger you should have been here for minimum_dino's retals.
He retalled every single one of my posts, plus every single one of Orgasmatrons posts, and Confuzitron and one other guy...gah can't remember who.
The think is, he retalled with individual comments on each one. That is like hundreds of comments just to retal.
It was crazy.
Oh and the title of your post is incredibly ironic considering you can't take any criticism. Why don't you retal all the other people who think you're shit?
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I was lurking during the minimum dino thing. I had a period of 1 month's enforced lurking while I waited for an activation code.
He's -2'd ghola as well, dunno bout the others.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:57:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:52:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
I didnt moan. I just said i died. Better than ALMOST dying, wannabe. Anyway,
Take what you know as you know it. Contemplate for a second infinite and retract the disappearing echoing emotions before they fade away completely. Combine with pain, and leave to grow diss-attached for seven months in darkness.
Wake up.
Now you can see for the first time, you can taste for the first time. You've lost a lot too. It taste sweet but you need a lot of time to perfect and regain falseness of humanity. After this we can only hope for blessing, but our evolution and divinity we can trust.
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fuck all that emo shit, I just want to fuck and get drunk again.
Listen Barbara, youre a tool. Ive had cancer and been unable to live my life for the last year. Whats happened to you? oh no, your girlfriends ditched you, oh no I got a bad grade, oh no my dad shouted at me.
Fuck you. I cant have kids any more. If I can stay in remission for two years they can give a 50/50 chance of being in remission for ten years. Theres a chance I wont see my 30th birthday let alone my 50th.
suck it up Cindy, skate it off.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:56:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
EVERYONE ROLL UP! NOT GETTING ENOUGH -2s? FEEL LIKE YOUR EGO IS SPIRALLING OUT OF CONTROL? -2 EMO KID'S POST AND REAP HIS JUSTICE! HE'LL DO IT FOR FREE! HE LOVES LOOKING LIKE A PETTY BITCH!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:54:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Take what you know as you know it. Contemplate for a second infinite and retract the disappearing echoing emotions before they fade away completely. Combine with pain, and leave to grow diss-attached for seven months in darkness.
Wake up.
Now you can see for the first time, you can taste for the first time. You've lost a lot too. It taste sweet but you need a lot of time to perfect and regain falseness of humanity. After this we can only hope for blessing, but our evolution and divinity we can trust.
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Ok, I'll play 'humour the emo kid'. Explain what this means, you bullshitter.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:54:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:50:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
I read every single word of this crap. You rated High Voltage's post without reading a word, because he hurt your emo feelings. Who's filth now? Dumbass.
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Stagger you should have been here for minimum_dino's retals.
He retalled every single one of my posts, plus every single one of Orgasmatrons posts, and Confuzitron and one other guy...gah can't remember who.
The think is, he retalled with individual comments on each one. That is like hundreds of comments just to retal.
It was crazy.
Oh and the title of your post is incredibly ironic considering you can't take any criticism. Why don't you retal all the other people who think you're shit?
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:52:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I didnt moan. I just said i died. Better than ALMOST dying, wannabe. Anyway,
Take what you know as you know it. Contemplate for a second infinite and retract the disappearing echoing emotions before they fade away completely. Combine with pain, and leave to grow diss-attached for seven months in darkness.
Wake up.
Now you can see for the first time, you can taste for the first time. You've lost a lot too. It taste sweet but you need a lot of time to perfect and regain falseness of humanity. After this we can only hope for blessing, but our evolution and divinity we can trust.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:50:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:49:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
interpretation is in the eye of the perceiver. i died for 7 months what did you do?
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nearly died FOR REAL fuckhole.You dont hear me moaning about it.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:50:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I read every single word of this crap. You rated High Voltage's post without reading a word, because he hurt your emo feelings. Who's filth now? Dumbass.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:49:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That's 3 of my posts you retal hit so...I will hit three more of yours.
And just to tell you, no one thinks your cool because you cut yourself. Stop painting your nails black and don't be a fucking pussy.
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:49:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
interpretation is in the eye of the perceiver. i died for 7 months what did you do?
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:47:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You guys are angry because you'r the kind of filth that inspires me to write crap like this, and it owns u nerds. and im emo and proud silly-billys
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:47:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:35:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
This was about the kind of people who use ubersite i guess. Haha.
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I call bullshit. This wasn't about anything.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:45:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, if and if you retaliate -2, you'll get banned, emo kid. Poor, petty boy.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:42:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow. By retaling Stagger and I, you just guaranteed that I will -2 everything you submit from now on, regardless of how well you write.
Happy?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:41:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Aw, did it make you feel better to -2 me? I hope it did, emo kid. No hard feelings, chump.
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:35:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This was about the kind of people who use ubersite i guess. Haha.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:33:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
green golf ball
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:33:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:19:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm sorry. what is this crap?
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I love you G, I really do. Youre getting your own MTG card for Uber-Expansion 2
Submitted by Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:31:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84929
do you want to go blind?
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:30:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it's poetry, not a piece of descriptive writing. it basicly is just all the emotions i was feeling at the time.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:26:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh girl, I'm sorry, that I read this
We're both at fault, we're both to blame
I mean, you wrote it, but it took me to read it
This just isn't good, just the remorse of a loss
Of coherency
Even if I rated this well
It just wouldn't save the shame
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:26:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why do people think "Hey if I fill this with contradictions, people will think I'm genius!"?
Submitted by NewestIndustry (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:22:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What's that? I couldn't hear you, sir.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:20:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this smells like dakota fanning.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:19:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm sorry. what is this crap?