Ubercaption- Jessica Alba Style #8, Plus bringing back my favorite CBG post (1956 hits)
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Submitted by S R (View user info) at 2006-03-08 13:55:29 EST
Man I just read this on yahoo and it immediately made me remember one of my favorite posts a CBG classic http://www.ubersite.com/m/37826
ISLAMABAD (Reuters) - Flying a kite in Pakistan is a dangerous pastime.
Already it's banned for all but 15 days of the year but a provincial minister warned kite-flyers this week that any who cause injury or death with string made from metal or coated with glass could be tried under anti-terrorism laws.
The Punjabi chief minister's unprecedented threat came just ahead of the start of an annual kite-flying festival in the provincial capital, Lahore, Sunday.
Kite-flying in Pakistan and neighboring India often involves aerial duels in which
participants try to bring down each other's kites using string coated in a sticky paste of ground-up glass or metal.
Every year, Pakistani media report dozens of deaths and injuries caused by kite flying, mainly of children and motorcyclists whose throats are sometimes cut by metal or glass-coated string.
"It is a matter of concern that a healthy sport is being turned into a game of death," the official APP news agency quoted Punjab Chief Minister Pervez Elahi as saying Tuesday.
Elahi said a crackdown had been launched against the sale of sharp kite string and threatened a permanent ban on kite-flying if deaths continued.
"Action under the Anti-Terrorism Act would be taken in case of deaths due to ... dangerous kite-flying string," he was quoted as saying.
Pakistan's Supreme Court banned kite-flying nationwide last year in response to an outcry over injuries and deaths. The ban was lifted for a 15-day period to allow the holding of this month's traditional kite-flying festival of Basant.
Some Islamist groups have staged protests in the past week after newspapers reported several deaths caused by kite-flying, denouncing the activity as un-Islamic.
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On a side note
Ubercaption Jessica Alba Style #8
#7 http://www.ubersite.com/m/81952
#6 http://www.ubersite.com/m/70767
#5 http://www.ubersite.com/m/68512
#4-http://www.ubersite.com/m/65146
#3-http://www.ubersite.com/m/62967
#2-http://www.ubersite.com/m/54928
#1-http://www.ubersite.com/m/39780
Lame ass attempt
You like that Ducky! Quack for me baby!
User Reviews
Submitted by WingedFoote (user info) at 2006-09-14 03:11:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my Lord...
Submitted by Leonfc (user info) at 2006-05-12 11:19:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Duck was great at pissing in people bottles
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-03-08 23:23:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-08 21:52:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
*AHEM* My submission:
"I'M SORRY OKAY! I'M SORRY FOR BEING IN FANTASTIC FOUR! IT WAS A SHITTY MOVIE AND I APOLOGIZE TO ALL THE GUYS WHO WENT TO SEE IT BECAUSE I WAS IN IT! I'M SORRY ALRIGHT? ESPECIALLY TO HIGHVOLTAGE WHO WATCHED ALL THE WAY TO THE END DESPITE A LACK OF PLOT JUST TO SEE IF IT PICKED UP! HIGHVOLTAGE YOU ARE A STRONGER PERSON THAN I AND I APOLOGIZE TO YOU FOR WASTING YOUR TIME! THAT MOVIE DESERVED A SOLID -2 RATING FOR SUCKINESS AND I CRY EMU TEARS AT NIGHT!"
There are about 4 frames in that movie, when Mr. Incredible opens the bathroom door, where you can see titty.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-08 21:52:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*AHEM* My submission:
"I'M SORRY OKAY! I'M SORRY FOR BEING IN FANTASTIC FOUR! IT WAS A SHITTY MOVIE AND I APOLOGIZE TO ALL THE GUYS WHO WENT TO SEE IT BECAUSE I WAS IN IT! I'M SORRY ALRIGHT? ESPECIALLY TO HIGHVOLTAGE WHO WATCHED ALL THE WAY TO THE END DESPITE A LACK OF PLOT JUST TO SEE IF IT PICKED UP! HIGHVOLTAGE YOU ARE A STRONGER PERSON THAN I AND I APOLOGIZE TO YOU FOR WASTING YOUR TIME! THAT MOVIE DESERVED A SOLID -2 RATING FOR SUCKINESS AND I CRY EMU TEARS AT NIGHT!"
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-08 20:58:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:04:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
it's nice to be squirting something else up the ass for a change.
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Oh come on, this has to be the winner.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-08 20:14:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I'm only shooting water up this ducks ass because they paid my appearance fee on time"
"Look, this is the position for showing off ass and cleavage simultaneously"
"I'm a dirty whore"
"Please violate my every orifice"
Well, its official, I suck at this game. I fucking quit.
+2 for Alba
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-03-08 17:40:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
10 seconds earlier the duck says: "If you hold that bottle real steady, I bet you a hundred I can piss into the nozzle from here"
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-03-08 17:14:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Bad dog, no! No! Stop barking!"
While she isn't the most attractive woman, she has a spectacular body by most people's standards. Also, she has a very carefree vibe that's attractive. She's a shitty actress, but I'm sure she's probably a cool person.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2006-03-08 15:24:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rubber Duckie, You're the one....
Rubber Duckie, You're so much fun
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2006-03-08 15:22:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2006-03-08 13:57:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to jizz on her titties.
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This is proof that one doesn't have to speak volumes in order to say a lot!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:55:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:46:02 (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm pretty sure I've turned down better looking girls than her. This picture makes her look like a 17-year-old alien working in the warehouse of the Home Depot.
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the story kicks ass, though.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:46:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HV-
I didnt mind Fantastic four, with the skin tight uniform and her stripping to become invisible...
I dont remember what the movie was about so it could have been good, but I have a couple visuals that stayed in my head
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:46:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm pretty sure I've turned down better looking girls than her. This picture makes her look like a 17-year-old alien working in the warehouse of the Home Depot.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:37:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 linkwhore
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85043
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:28:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You know that out of all of the comments, mine is the one you really want to hear.
You know it's true.
Submitted by Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:07:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"DUURRRRRRFFFFF"
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:06:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I really don't think she's that hot. I would rather do the blonde to her left. But that's cause I'm a white supremacist.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:04:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it's nice to be squirting something else up the ass for a change.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:00:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"I'M SORRY OKAY! I'M SORRY FOR BEING IN FANTASTIC FOUR! IT WAS A SHITTY MOVIE AND I APOLOGIZE TO ALL THE GUYS WHO WENT TO SEE IT BECAUSE I WAS IN IT! I'M SORRY ALRIGHT? ESPECIALLY TO HIGHVOLTAGE WHO WATCHED ALL THE WAY TO THE END DESPITE A LACK OF PLOT JUST TO SEE IF IT PICKED UP! HIGHVOLTAGE YOU ARE A STRONGER PERSON THAN I AND I APOLOGIZE TO YOU FOR WASTING YOUR TIME! THAT MOVIE DESERVED A SOLID -2 RATING FOR SUCKINESS AND I CRY EMU TEARS AT NIGHT!"
....I just think she needs to say that.
It really has nothing to do with the duck.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-08 13:59:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Look, this is how you do it ya yellow shirt wearing, fucking retards"
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-03-08 13:58:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Am I the only one that misses watching Dark Angel with the mute on?
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2006-03-08 13:57:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to jizz on her titties.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-08 13:56:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bajeebus! RESIZE RESIZE RESIZE...
sorry folks I don't repost, just deal with it... Poopies...