I missed the memo, is it RPW? (1429 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.36 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Darko (View user info) at 2006-03-08 13:59:06 EST
A while back ago my friend "Jeff" and how he had to deal with accusations of rape from his ex ( http://www.ubersite.com/m/53523 ). When I first heard about the whole ordeal I was shocked and it was one of the moments where I didn't see how I would ever be able to have sex again. Granted that mindset was gone as soon as the next opportunity to get laid came about, but it was there none the less. This past weekend another one of those moments happened.
It's spring break right now at Michigan State, but I decided to stay on campus instead of going home or on vacation. My friends pretty much suck and they were just going to be staying with their family for the week, and I didn't really care to go home when my mom doesn't have internet or cable. The town is pretty dead, but luckily my friend Jessie was staying around to work over break. Out of mutual boredom, and in all probability mutual horniness, we decided to watch some movies and partake in some drinking of alcoholic beverages Saturday night at her place.
As soon as we arrived we popped in "Mixed Nuts" and started pouring drinks, me with my rum and Dr. Pepper and Jessie with vodka and orange juice. The movie was pretty unremarkable, but it gave us a reason to just cuddle up and drink, and honestly that was all we wanted. Plus Steve Martin did have his moments. After that we watched another movie, I think it was "Bring it On", and drank some more before me moved to her bedroom. At this point I was on my 6th rum/DP and she was on her 4th screwdriver. Being the logical thing to do at this point, we put in Debbie Does Dallas and proceeded to make out and fondle each other on her bed.
It didn't take me too long to realize that my rum and Dr. Pepper limit is probably closer to 4 than it is 6. I started fluctuating between being too cold and too hot. I remember there was a threesome going on the tv when I bolted to the bathroom. The puking helped, but I was still not feeling well so I decided to take a bath. I realize I may be the only person who would turn down sex because I wasn't feeling well and instead take a bath, but that's just me. If the chance arises again. I'll try to do the proper uber thing and do her from behind so that if I throw up while having sex it's just get on her back.
I probably was in the bathtub for a solid hour before I got out. Somehow I had gotten my clothes on the floor soaked so I just wrapped myself in a towel and went back to Jessie's room. To no surprise, she was passed out on her bed. I then decided that the towel didn't matter so I put it back on her rack and climbed into bed with her. The best option at the time then seemed to try to wake her up so that I could make out with her a bit before I fell asleep. I turned her over so she would face me and started to rub my hand up her chest when she took off her shirt. I figured I just might get sex anyways so I started to take off her underwear, and she again finished the job for me. Then we started to fuck.
Honestly there was no way sex was going to do me any good right then. The mind was willing, but the body wasn't able. After twenty minutes I tried to take matters into my own hands, figuring if I could get close at least I could get her to swallow. I yanked and I yanked, but I didn't get anywhere near close, and all I had to show for my efforts were spots of my penis rubbed raw. Defeated, I went to sleep.
In the morning I checked my fantasy basketball team and scouted for new players until she woke up, and then resumed the making out. It didn't take her long for her to remark that I had an interesting way of waking her up. Confused as if she somehow meant me using her computer, I asked for an explanation and her response was "Well, you don't expect to wake up and having someone fucking you". To say I was floored would be a vast understatement. She remembered nothing about taking off her own clothes. At this point I was wondering if she just forgot in her drunkenness or if she really had been asleep. It doesn't seem too far fetched to think that a sleeping person would take off their clothes when someone prodded them to do it. The rest of the time spent at her place was spent in awkward conversation before I finally left.
Questions have been running through my head at a million miles an hour since then. Was it rape if she was so drunk she forgot she stripped herself? Was she really asleep? Is it rape if the girl is into when she finally gains consciousness? Am I a rapist? If so, whom will I rape next and why?
I guess I should just be thankful that I'm friends with this girl and she didn't think this was an issue. I can easily see how this could have turned out far worse with other girls I know, and until I'm no longer afraid of a girl crying rape afterwards, or even worse being technically right about it, I'll have to be celibate for a while. I can't help but think I dodged a bullet here.
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Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-09 09:17:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess it comes down to if thinking you have consent is the same as consent.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-03-09 01:15:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Guys have to be careful when they sleep with drinking women, you never know when it's going to come back and bite you in the ass.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-09 00:47:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not rape in the slightest.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-03-09 00:32:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yum. That's always an awesome way to wake up. The only problem is, I sleep like a goddamn rock. I've definitely slept through several such attempts to wake me up. And it isn't due to any inadequacies on the part of the boyfriend, either. It's probably mostly due to the fact that if he tries to be anything other than very gently, I punch and kick at whatever is near. Usually without waking up.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-03-09 00:12:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I always dream that I wake up while being fucked. Oh well, dreams.
Submitted by pragmatic (user info) at 2006-03-08 22:55:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't quite know if it is rape or not....
Yes because she was too drunk to know- but no because you were too drunk too.
But she did wake up and was participating (??) so I would so no, not rape.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-03-08 20:15:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"whom will I rape next and why?"
A question I ask myself every day.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2006-03-08 18:40:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Try Candy Goes to Hollywood next time......
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-03-08 17:49:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A little lesson from your dad darkie, its not rape if they dont bleed. Whats is ya iggnant or sumpin?
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-08 16:57:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That's sexist. If I ever woke up and one of my female friends was taking my underwear off, I'd be joyous and probably brag to my friends. Damn double standards.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-03-08 15:26:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Am I a rapist? If so, whom will I rape next and why?
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Let's hope you don't go to jail, then the answer might not be so funny as this post.
Well done.
Submitted by Call911 (user info) at 2006-03-08 15:12:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Vodka and OJ is called a screw driver. Just to let you know
Submitted by Call911 (user info) at 2006-03-08 15:12:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Vodka and OJ is called a screw driver. Just to let you know
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-03-08 15:00:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I NEED THE CREAM
Submitted by angryrob (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:53:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if she's unconcious then yes it is a rape.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:52:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
shoulda went for the 'Dirty Sanchez'
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:44:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:35:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you love with all the shit on the walls?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:23:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ummm...yeah, you dodged a big fat double-barrel shotgun bullet there, my friend.
How can I *not* +2 anything involving Debbie Does Dallas? That movie worked its way around the dorm floor freshman year more times than the Gamma Vibrata sorority sisters.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:19:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shitfuck? When did they let you out of the institution?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:18:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OH YEAH SHITFUCK BLUUEBALLS PEENER WHOEVER YOU ARE DARKO I'LL RAPE YOU IN YO BUTT
you betta ax somebody
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:12:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shut your mouth leyiellallannie or I'll rape you in the face.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:09:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NEEDS MORE RAPE