Shamrock Open - leprechauns tell me to hurt people (1048 hits)
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Submitted by scourgeoftheseas (View user info) at 2006-03-08 16:04:59 EST
The first one was my baby sister.
My parents had talked to me about Mommy's belly, why it was getting bigger, what to expect. They were bringing a baby home. A baby sister for me to protect and love.
I had to be a big brother and take care of her.
I wasn't so sure at first. I thought that maybe they wouldn't love me as much. But Mommy kept letting me know that wasn't true, so I got better
When they brought her home Daddy started doing things that Mommy usually did for me. Making me lunch, taking me to my playtimes and going to the park with me.
Mommy lied.
The first night they came and talked to me I was a little scared. They came out of nowhere. I opened my eyes and looked over the edge of my bed when I heard a sound. Like the wind whispering.
Then they were just there.
They looked cute though. They had funny clothes and talked weird, and they sang little songs to me. I was only scared for a minute. Really.
The oldest one, I think he was in charge, he'd sit on my pillow and whisper secrets to me while the rest of them danced and sang songs.
He asked me what I was worried about. He said he could see it in my mind.
So I told him about Mommy and the baby. I told him that I was worried that Mommy didn't have enough love for me. I wished she would love us both the same.
He said that Mommies could only love one person at a time.
After I started crying he said there was a way to have Mommy love me again. He whispered it in my ear.
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Sophie smiled at me when I walked into the room in the dark.
When I held the pillow over her face she didn't seem to care much at first. But then she started kicking a little. I was stronger than her though. I was a big boy. I was five years old and she was just a baby.
I only got a little scared when she tried to cry and so I just started pushing down harder. That made her stop after a few minutes and then she went to sleep.
I left the pillow so she'd be comfortable
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When my parents found her I think they knew.
My Mom asked why my pillow was in the crib. She started shaking me until I cried.
I heard Daddy tell the ambulance man and the police that they just found Sophie in her bed. He didn't say anything about the pillow.
After that Mommy quit hugging me.
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Daddy still talked to me. He would hold me when I cried and tried to help me out. When I asked why Mommy didn't love me he wouldn't answer though, he'd just squeeze me a little harder.
One day he brought me a puppy and told me he loved me.
They didn't come for a long time after that.
Maybe they were scared of my puppy. That was silly of them. She was a good puppy.
When I saw her I said I wanted to call her Sophie after my sister who left.
Mommy and Daddy yelled at each other that night after he brought her home.
Sophie dog slept in my bed with me.
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Once Sophie was a big girl she slept in the garage at night, that's when they started coming back.
They really only came around during that time when I was feeling really upset. Their singing and dancing never seemed to wake up my parents.
At first they just played and kept me company.
One night they came when I was crying. The leader, he said his name was Finn, asked me what was wrong.
I told him that Mommy and Daddy had been fighting again and Daddy left the house. Mommy had started drinking some red juice a lot and Daddy didn't like it. When she drank a couple bottles they'd start fighting about me.
Finn just sat there for a while after I told him, whistling along softly to the tune.
"Well your daddy loves you doesn't he Michael? He brought you that dog right?" and he just smiled at me.
When I told him yeah he said maybe Daddy left because I wasn't nice enough to the dog. He told me that I should give the dog some water, 'cause she was thirsty. He said there was a green kind in the garage that Sophie dog would like a lot cause it was sweet. Then maybe Daddy would come back.
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Sophie dog disappeared after that night. Least I never saw her again. I guess Finn was right. I wasn't nice enough to her and she left.
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I cried a lot for a couple days.
Mommy and Daddy didn't fight at first, but after a few weeks they started again.
"Maybe if you acted like his fucking mother again he'd get better..." I heard daddy scream.
Usually Mommy answered too quietly to hear.
"Just try hugging him for god's sake. Anything, at least pretend you love him."
Mommy came into my room after that and Daddy stood in the doorway, blocking out most of the light. I couldn't see his face very well.
Mommy leaned over and wrapped her arms around me, then she whispered in my ear, her breath smelled like the red juice, "I know you did it you little bastard. I know you did it to the damn dog too. You're evil...I hate you."
She told me not to say anything right before she let go of me. I was scared that Daddy would leave again if I cried so I didn't until they left.
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When I got done telling Finn about it the next day he smiled and said that Mommy was just sick, but only him and his friends knew about it. That they knew how to make her better.
He reached inside his green coat and pulled out a bottle of medicines. He shook out about five pills and handed them over to me.
"When you hear your Mommy walk to the bathroom, go and put these into her 'juice' Michael. Thes will make her all better again. She'll love you again."
As I leaned over to hug him Finn gave me a big smile. I sure was glad he wanted to help me out.
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After Daddy found Mommy on the couch he called some people to come and get me. They took me away in an ambulance too.
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They let me play in the main room here at first. But the others kids made fun of me and hurt me.
Finn told me how to fix them so they'd be nice.
Now they keep me in the small room with the window in the door. They only let me out when I wear the coat.
Tonight I'm going to ask Finn how to fix myself
User Reviews
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-18 20:43:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-01-16 19:25:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEY! THIS IS MY TITLE- BUT I DIDN'T WRITE THIS CRAP!!
I also failed miserably in the "beat scourge" game....
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-16 19:16:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I remember you said something about a lollercaust and penetrating the uber masses.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-16 18:52:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i really liked writing this.
auto +2 me
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-31 22:33:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've had it up to here with your shennanigans, I'm going through and +0ing ALL of your posts!
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:40:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOVE MYSELF!!
SIGNED,
SCOURGEY
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:48:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:39:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95020#2202073
banning attempt
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-14 11:48:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 Circle-Jerk!
Submitted by bonnee (user info) at 2006-03-09 21:29:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-03-09 19:10:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
have another.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2006-03-09 18:02:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh the feeling, the feeling!!!
gasp, moan, so on and so forth.
I will send you an invite the hot second I get home.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-03-09 08:39:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thoroughly entertaining.
Disturbing, but, as HV put it...
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-08 16:14:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
BO FUCKING YAH!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-08 21:19:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FannyGrady (user info) at 2006-03-08 20:44:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
you are a sick fuck
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FannyGrady, AKA Cindy Brady: You are an ignorant, pretentious cunt.
Did your Daddy molest you? Did your momma spank your pussy?
Did all your teachers stick crayons up yer ass?
You fucking alter slime! You don't give a rat's ass that you are
fucking with people involved in a contest, do you?
May the Great Emu from Beyond poke large pricks up your loose
asshole. This is one time I wish I knew your real name and
address. You are dogshit. . .
Submitted by LadyJay (user info) at 2006-03-08 21:12:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
enjoyed it, good read, good entry
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-08 21:00:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
He told ME to burn things.
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-03-08 20:58:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i think the abrupt ending worked all right. i really liked this.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-08 20:55:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tis hard to write from a child's perspective and make it ring true. This you achieved.
Story was good, too.
Submitted by FannyGrady (user info) at 2006-03-08 20:44:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you are a sick fuck
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-03-08 19:40:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
plus fucking 2
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-08 19:35:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Leprachauns in the title of anything makes it too silly to take seriously.
Regardless, this was good, so + Tuna.
Submitted by FannyGrady (user info) at 2006-03-08 19:27:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-08 18:39:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And, my bride to be, you are correct. You alone will be spared in the Uber holocaust when I perpetrate it upon the masses.
Well, AshK too, because she asked so nice like.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-08 18:37:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats....
and darn it, I wish I had known....
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-08 18:36:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AVERAGE_DAN ALERT!!!
AVERAGE_DAN ALERT!!!
AVERAGE_DAN ALERT!!!
AVERAGE_DAN ALERT!!!
AVERAGE_DAN ALERT!!!
AVERAGE_DAN ALERT!!!
AVERAGE_DAN ALERT!!!
Where have you been Baldy McRogaine? There are about a half dozen users who question your whereabouts on a daily basis.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-08 18:29:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Disgusting. Morbid. Macabre....
+2 all the way.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-03-08 17:58:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes!
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-03-08 17:54:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This made me smile... does that mean I'm crazy?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-08 17:17:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You would be correct HV. The whole thing was pretty rushed actually.
My initial idea was somewhat different than this. It started out in a jail cell, with a full grown man as the character. He'd retell the experiences as a child and wind up committed by the end of the story and then off himself at the leprechauns urging.
It was going to be a good deal longer.
When I realized I hadn't written a single word and it was 1:00 I decided to change it up a little. I was unhappy with the way I ended it, but I needed to just get it out of my system and be done with it.
ghola, go stroke the pussy, that should calm it down.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-03-08 17:13:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Delivers what the title promises!
I think my leprechaun is broken, he never tells me to hurt people any more since I put him in that old mayonnaise jar to keep him safe on the way to school and he went to sleep in there.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-08 17:00:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i liked this a good deal, yes.
my cat says he's angry though.
don't ask any questions. he just is.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-08 16:55:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is why no one should ever have children. Creepy tale...a bit predictable, perhaps, but a good one none the less.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-08 16:47:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Eeerie, scourge. This was really good.
I was considering a post from a child's perpective and now you beat me to it.
Evil children, or those who do the devil's bidding anyway, are as scary as it gets for me.
Don't lie, you've never wanted to kill me.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-08 16:31:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually I can kind of tell the end was rushed.... I just realized that was what was bugging me about it.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-03-08 16:29:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-08 16:11:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
kickass, although leilani does NOT condone animal abuse. poor puppy.
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I agree with leilani. Baby abuse however....
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2006-03-08 16:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You can't kill me or I will retract my +2 from the grave.
And I'll haunt you.
And stuff.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-08 16:19:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Filename: I feel like I need one of these somedays, just to keep me from killing EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU
*whistles to self as I email this to scourge's boss with 'FROM MATT' in the subject*
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-08 16:17:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WHOAH!
This totally reminded me of this book of Fairy Tales I had when I was a kid. PROPER Fairy tales, the ones they used to tell before the PC crew took over, with blood and the grinding of bones to make bread.
Scared the living SHIT out of me.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-08 16:14:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BO FUCKING YAH!
This is similar to what I wanted to write to this. I really had hoped I got this title which is why I suggested it.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-08 16:14:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awsome
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-08 16:11:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
kickass, although leilani does NOT condone animal abuse. poor puppy.