Important Points In History (SPT) (824 hits)
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Submitted by Dervel: Lord Protector (View user info) at 2006-03-09 09:00:49 EST
If I could go back in time and change an event or witness a defining moment in history, this is what I'd do.
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Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-04 13:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-04-04 13:38:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-04 13:28:21 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-04-04 13:27:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-04 13:24:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
holy hell that's like two kiki-the-sluggy-ferrets.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2006-04-04 13:16:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dervel uses the word indigenous from time to time to sound clever. What he fails to realise is that 'little richard' is crying out for him to stop this nonsense in the hope that one day he can bury himself in a vagina without Big Richard ruining it for him.
Of course I jest. This post was very funny.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-15 08:57:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-03-15 08:42:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Only the windows on my car, Dee.
Berty, as if I'd really scrap Fintan. That fictional ferret is the highlight of my life to date.
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Whilst Fintan endures your life has yet to peak.
Remember that, sunshine.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-03-15 08:42:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Only the windows on my car, Dee.
Berty, as if I'd really scrap Fintan. That fictional ferret is the highlight of my life to date.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-15 08:27:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Derval! Not Fintan!
Look at the stoat,
See how he shines foooor yoooouuu....
If you don't do anymore Fintan I will pretend to have totally forgotton your real name.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-03-15 08:02:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Buggered much lately? ;)
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-03-09 19:30:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bwilliant!
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-03-09 19:16:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bugger off, indigeneous fellow
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-09 19:01:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:54:24 (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:44:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm in texas you tool.
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You know what they say about Texas, right? Only two things come out of it: Steers and Queers.
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A joke that's been overused for decades is your comeback? You truly are funny.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-09 16:52:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
...And usually I don't like period pieces...
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-03-09 16:42:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-09 11:00:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-09 09:02:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Bugger off Indigenous fellow!
BEST LINE EVAR!
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:23:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-09 14:30:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sluggy Freelance?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-03-09 11:28:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
weak.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-09 11:00:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-09 09:02:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Bugger off Indigenous fellow!
BEST LINE EVAR!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:57:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Leave my adopted state out of this, Tom. They can't help it if Jamie took up residence here.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:54:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:44:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm in texas you tool.
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You know what they say about Texas, right? Only two things come out of it: Steers and Queers.
So this begs the question, which are you?
Anyway, I wasn't threatening you, fairy. Get a grip on reality.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:47:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:43:16 (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:35:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
You BITE EVERY TIME.
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No I do not "bit every time." I only take issue with personal stuff that you spew forth from several thousand miles away like a little bitch. Take this for instance: """
what would you do if I was next door you fucking faggot? Threaten me on teh interweb?
Come round and kick my ass?
Hahahahaha big brave soldier, leave the gun at home soldier boy and i'll smash your teeth down your fucking throat lad.
See I THREATENED YOU ON THE INTERNET TOOOOOOO!!!
Right, bored of you now, off to torture ETS for a bit.
He cries more.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:44:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm in texas you tool.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:43:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:35:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
You BITE EVERY TIME.
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No I do not "bit every time." I only take issue with personal stuff that you spew forth from several thousand miles away like a little bitch. Take this for instance:
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P.S
I really do wish every single american soldier including all the bum boys you used to have shower action with comes back dead. I bet you called yourself something like 'band of brothers' or 'squadron kickass'.
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I couldn't possibly care less about your politcal nonsense. You're an idiot and this proves it. Why would it bother me in the least?
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:39:16 EST (#)
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Cuntrag is an over embellishment though surely?
It's a waste of a good rag.
Besides, being a cunt is to be English.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:35:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:24:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nothing personal Dervel. I have no qualm with you. Have a +2.
Apollo is a moronic cuntrag, though, and I've had it with his inane shit. """
bwhahahaha.
good job this was me not caul, i'm bored of winding you up.
You BITE EVERY TIME.
P.S
I really do wish every single american soldier including all the bum boys you used to have shower action with comes back dead. I bet you called yourself something like 'band of brothers' or 'squadron kickass'.
Jihad mother fucker.
Jihad.
Moronic cuntrag works though.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:32:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thus the whole draw. OMG, FICTION!! LOLZ!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:24:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Finally, since you blindly judged me by a string of fake e-mails that I created""""'
Fun with REAL email.....?
Tom, you are so easy to wind up.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:24:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nothing personal Dervel. I have no qualm with you. Have a +2.
Apollo is a moronic cuntrag, though, and I've had it with his inane shit.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:22:40 EST (#)
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I don't mind Tom, or anyone for that matter, not liking this but there really is no need to be horrid about our pubs.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:19:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best SPT post in a long time.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:17:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I enjoy your appreciation of accessorising. Everyone seems to have some sort of jaunty hat or other somesuch.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:16:40 EST (#)
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Apollo, first off, you can suck the blood and gunk off my enormous American cock after I've skull fucked your dead mother, you Limey piece of shit.
Second, I work at a very prestigious company and make pretty damned good cash while going to school part time to finish up my degree. My job is a whole hell of a lot more than what you "described." I enter trades to buy stock and bonds over my computer system, but because I'm the newest guy I have to do all the other little stuff. Big deal. That's part of any job, bitch. Besides, who the fuck are you to shit talk shit? What do you do that's so important? Do they even have jobs over there that don't have something to do with milking cows or scraping shit of the sidewalk?
Third, I've done SO much more on this ridiculous site than the e-mail posts, but all unoriginal little faggots like you can come up with as an "insult" is shit like "Your e-mail posts are lame and unfunny." Well neato! That's your opinion, fucktard. Obviously other people don't agree.
Finally, since you blindly judged me by a string of fake e-mails that I created because people on here liked them and then went on to make sweeping, ignorant, broad generalizations about me, let me just say:
Fuck you, fuck your lame little pubs and your pints, fuck your little pussy accent, fuck your soccer matches, fuck cricket, and fuck your crooked-ass and missing teeth. Ignorant? Of course...just like the shit you just posted.
The bottom line is, you're a bitch and your writing sucks. I could be lobotomized and still churn out better stuff than you.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:14:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I liked drawing the pictures.
I especially like the the two puritans pictures, the one in the boat holding his head in particular.
But then I do like the inane.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-03-09 09:57:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BRILLIANT! I love how sad their little faces look at being told to bugger off. None of them look angry... they're all just sortof saying, "But... but... *sigh* alright. I suppose I'll just be going then. Over there? Well... I don't like it but I suppose I must since I've been told to bugger off and all."
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-09 09:56:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
stfu n00b.
yes it is the same joke.
To Tom (who is clearly a fucking admin bird in his late twenties)
The printer is out of paper, go and fill it up bitch.
From Debbie (who clearly out ranks Tom and has him chasing paper clips for her regularly despite being a dumb bitch).
To Debbie (who clearly out ranks Tom and has him chasing paper clips for her regularly despite being a dumb bitch)
<lame reference to a movie taken out of context>
From Tom.
To Tom (who is clearly a fucking admin bird in his late twenties)
Stop inserting lame puns into emails.
<insert something here to show that his boss (the chief admin bird) likes Tom really>
From Brian.
repeat until infinity.
Dervel has more creativity in his little toe that you have in your whole body.
And Dervel lost his little toe in an incident with a welshman and a crossbow.
You are just another ex-american soldier who comes out, gets a shit job, we all laugh at, and really should have come 'home' in a pine box with an american flag on it, like i wish all you cunts had, fucking baby murderers the lot of you.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-09 09:48:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-09 09:44:58 (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-09 09:30:41 (#)
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Question: How many times can you repeat the same joke over and over until it gets old?
Answer: Two...and only if the joke is excellent. """"
Says the man who recently released 'fun with real email 32356576876546678678658796966878'
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Recently meaning 5 months ago? Plus it's not the same joke over and over for a whole page (or even successive posts). I guess what I'm saying is, how about you go roam around Scotland (or Ireland or wherever the hell it is that you're from) and get raped by a wandering goat?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-09 09:47:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-03-09 09:15:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate to think what you'd do at Culloden... """
i'd have scots burger and a beer and sit on my deck chair with a knotted hanky on my head, trousers rolled up to my knees and observe, lightly chuckling.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-09 09:44:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-09 09:30:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
Question: How many times can you repeat the same joke over and over until it gets old?
Answer: Two...and only if the joke is excellent. """"
Says the man who recently released 'fun with real email 32356576876546678678658796966878'
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-03-09 09:39:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-03-09 09:15:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate to think what you'd do at Culloden...
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Sit in the corner and struggle with my conscience.
House of Stuart or country?
Tough one.
I'd probably have to go against the young pretender, but only because, and lets face it, he was a bit of a pleb.
Submitted by xanderd (user info) at 2006-03-09 09:39:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-03-09 09:31:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh bugger off, Brian Bloody Blessed.
You make my water ache.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-09 09:30:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Question: How many times can you repeat the same joke over and over until it gets old?
Answer: Two...and only if the joke is excellent.
Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2006-03-09 09:26:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DERVAL MY GOOD CHAP!! I WAS AT ALL OF THESE CONFRONTATIONS!! WHY AM I NOT IN YOUR PICTURES? I WILL HAVE SATISFACTION FROM YOU SIR!!
Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2006-03-09 09:26:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DERVAL MY GOOD CHAP!! I WAS AT ALL OF THESE CONFRONTATIONS!! WHY AM I NOT IN YOUR PICTURES? I WILL HAVE SATISFACTION FROM YOU SIR!!
Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2006-03-09 09:26:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DERVAL MY GOOD CHAP!! I WAS AT ALL OF THESE CONFRONTATIONS!! WHY AM I NOT IN YOUR PICTURES? I WILL HAVE SATISFACTION FROM YOU SIR!!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-09 09:22:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-03-09 09:15:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate to think what you'd do at Culloden...
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Bugger off, skirted type
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-09 09:17:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Just about worth reading.
SPT sucks it.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-03-09 09:15:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate to think what you'd do at Culloden...
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2006-03-09 09:15:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i liked it, funny in a humorous sort of way
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-03-09 09:08:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-09 09:07:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-09 09:05:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Gayest review ever alert.....Gayest review ever alert.....Gayest review ever alert.....Gayest review ever alert.....Gayest review ever alert.....AAAAWOOOOOOOOOOOOGA!!! AAAAWOOOOOOOOOOOOGA!!! AAAAWOOOOOOOOOOOOGA!!! AAAAWOOOOOOOOOOOOGA!!!
Yay! A dervel post that is funny!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-09 09:05:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gayest review ever alert.....Gayest review ever alert.....Gayest review ever alert.....Gayest review ever alert.....Gayest review ever alert.....AAAAWOOOOOOOOOOOOGA!!! AAAAWOOOOOOOOOOOOGA!!! AAAAWOOOOOOOOOOOOGA!!! AAAAWOOOOOOOOOOOOGA!!!
Yay! A dervel post that is funny!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-09 09:03:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
There really isn't enough slaughtering of tribal people anymore.
*sigh* I guess I must be content with killing Arabs
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-09 09:02:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bugger off Indigenous fellow!
BEST LINE EVAR!