Uberhistory: Present Day, 2006 (4694 hits)
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Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2006-03-09 10:01:39 EST
Uber's Childhood - '99-'00: http://www.ubersite.com/m/84645
pUBERty - '01-'02: http://www.ubersite.com/m/84700
Uber Loses It's Virginity - '03: http://www.ubersite.com/m/84763
Uber's Peak Times - '04: http://www.ubersite.com/m/84904
Shlongs and Vulvas - '05: http://www.ubersite.com/m/84953
I forget things, just like any other human, and I can't fit everything in. This is the most recent times, so what I'm talking about should be less obscure. I'm sure I forgot SOMETHING, but don't bitch at me about it. I know I left people out, perhaps was a little Habeeb-centric. Just take it for what it is.
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2006 (Posts 81745 through...)
2006 started out like any other year on Uber. Alters flamed, Fat Tony acted like an idiot, and Habeeb was still banned for the 8th time. Sadly, a long-time Uberuser had died during New Years. As reported by Corn Nugget in Rest In Peace ITM January 4th, http://www.ubersite.com/m/81873, Insanethemind had died New Years' Day.
But things kept rolling onward. Stevie_Says got on BoredAtWork for the 324th time with Jowly McJiggles Is Not an Appropriate Name for the New Intern, 1/11 http://www.ubersite.com/m/82229, and Cyst_Master took over Ingsoc's place as chief mocker of Electro, as seen in Electro Gets Cystfucked! 1/19 http://www.ubersite.com/m/82592.
1/11 Badassmofo started the Uber Awards http://www.ubersite.com/m/82204, where Uber was able to decide the best noob, worst alter, most likely to be a greasy 15-year-old, etc. and he would eventually post the results. Hopefully soon...Corn Nugget scored a hit with BoredAtWork? Nevar! 1/12 http://www.ubersite.com/m/82259.
With all this going on, Squattail emailed Method to ask if he could lend him an alter. Method obliged, giving Squattail the password for his alter ZeroBootFuck. Squattail then posted 1/16 What Really Happened to Bart's Dad http://www.ubersite.com/m/82406, showing a man crushed to death after trying to have sex with a chicken or a goat or something. Bart was pissed, and banned both ZBF and Method. He would eventually be let back, but for now, he was lost.
Apollo showed his ability to generate instant heat in Who On Uber Isn't On Prescription Medicine? 1/24 http://www.ubersite.com/m/82850, which sparked some kind of silly English conversation. I didn't follow it, I don't speak English.
January 24th also heralded the return of Hidden101, with Ruin Someone's Happy Moment http://www.ubersite.com/m/82819. The premise was that we make fun of ugly babies...for a long description, see Ganging Up On Babies Is What We Do Best: http://www.ubersite.com/m/83190.
Now, I never knew that Tigerlilly only had one leg. For all the time on Uber, I had thought she was a normal, one-legged lady. But when she posted Go fuck yourself I'm nice 1/26 http://www.ubersite.com/m/82911, I realized that the Tiger I knew and loved had no left flange.
HadToBeDone and Caulaincourt were apparently mocking her by calling her "a hopalong cyborg-legged crippled robo-wench," or something to that effect, and TIGER showed her ability to generate instant heat. There was a massive online fight (best kind of them all!) and eventually the post just died. And then, Tiger posted 2/1 Office People Can be Strange http://www.ubersite.com/m/83259, creating more heat, and getting on BoredAtWork. Her life was complete.
But a better poster returned! Habeeb came back 1/28, and started brewing up shenanigans...Davros posted 2/6 I was Sexually Assaulted on the night Bus by a Chav and it Made Me Feel Happy in my Special Place http://www.ubersite.com/m/83511, one of the better articles on BoredAtWork.
Habeeb posted 2/10 Endo-Meat-Tree-Oh-Sis! http://www.ubersite.com/m/83800, showing he still had his paint skills. Caulaincourt posted I Have Only One Grudge with My Parents http://www.ubersite.com/m/83823, where he revealed his silly French name, Alain LeFlamme! He was mocked for weeks afterward...
2/13, Donitsu tried to get the Uberdirectory up and running http://www.ubersite.com/m/83903, and the next day, Ladyplural posted Boobs of Uber, a far cry from the first one http://www.ubersite.com/m/83922. I find piercings of nipples disgusting. 2/15 Please Don't Show Me Your Peepee by Saxon http://www.ubersite.com/m/84079 got on BoredAtWork, causing Caulaincourt to leave the hilarious comment that when he was young, his mother used to barge into his room shouting at him to let go of his pen0s. Apollo posted Apollo Poor Old Caulinochumscourt http://www.ubersite.com/m/83899, where he outed Caulaincourt's Myspace, and MS Painted a penis into his mouth.
Those fucking French.
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On 2/16 Morph Morph Morphe Ejaculate http://ubersite.com/m/84135 by the new alter Amorphous was posted. Amorphous' goal was to copy Uberusers' writing styles, such as transformer had done. He flamed people with +2s, pissed off Thorpe, pushed one of Ghola's posts to 1st heated by reviewing it 40 times in five minutes, and generally fucked around.
I am Amorphous, and he was my alter. I was intrigued by the idea of transformer, and decided to try it out for my own. Aside from posting in Orgasmatron's or Habeeb's style, being an alter, I decided to use it for good, not evil. I never gave out -2s, except to one person.
I outed myself once http://www.ubersite.com/m/84289#1849069 in one of my own posts by forgetting to log out. Thankfully, nobody read that post! Thorpe discovered my secret, and a few other people guessed me.
Anyway, I Goatse'd Bart-Bart, and got banned. Amorphous is dead, R.I.P.
It was fun while it lasted. http://www.ubersite.com/u/amorphous.
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Forthewin posted the Ultimate MS Paint 2/17/06 http://www.ubersite.com/m/84167, which got on heated...got a lot of hits...was posted on CollegeHumor...and other sites...and eventually got 500,000 hits. Shlongy, Adamdidit2u and HadToBeDone questioned the legitimacy of the post, but Forthewin posted proof of being done in MS Paint. He's now 7th on MVA, and he registered last July. Weeps. The post is 1st on MVM as well.
They say you're not a noob when you get beebed, and on 2/17, I was http://www.ubersite.com/m/84218. Beeb also did the REAL Ultimate MS Paint 2/18 http://www.ubersite.com/m/84244, which was ENTIRELY done in MS Paint. Amorphous posted Orgasmatron-style the Tale of Mary Therese 2/22
http://ubersite.com/m/84397, and Retrospect dropped Rate This Girl 2/27 http://www.ubersite.com/m/84613, raking in hits.
On 2/28, Tigerlilly posted Michael Jackson TMIhttp://www.ubersite.com/m/84661, which ascertained that Michael Jackson was a 23-year-old Danish girl with blonde hair. Who knew? (My bet is that it was Method's sister.) Razor started Ubermadness up again http://www.ubersite.com/m/84924, and so did Beeb 3/6 http://www.ubersite.com/m/84930.
On 3/7, Donitsu posted Uberdirectory 4 http://ubersite.com/m/84966, one of the shorter ones. It was missing a lot of people, and wasn't as comprehensive as any of his other ones.
And...
That is all.
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Uber is like a huge dysfunctional family. We have the slutty older sister knocked up by the sonofabitch skater punk down the block (Cabaret Girl), we have the abusive father cracking his belt across his bratty kids' backs (Method), we have the "special" 3rd-grader in the "special" school who rides the "special" bus to school (Habeeb), and we have the teen who rebels against his parents by wearing Slipknot T-shirts and listening to "hardcore" stuff like Marilyn Manson (Squattail).
We're all a family here. JonnyX might hate Sphagnum, but the community is close enough that they at least acknowledge each others' existence. Out of the around 500 active users, we all pretty much know each other.
On other forums, there are 2 million users, and it's all anonymous. I can't do that after knowing Uber. We're all here together, we're all bored at work, so we might as well entertain each other with stories, writings, and MS Paint.
Thanks, Bart, for making all this, and thank you Uberusers for playing along with Bart's psychological project. Even though we're all anonymous, we can start enough drama with one another to fill up an entire HISTORY. Uber is cool. So is Goatse for that matter, but Uber is better.
It was a pleasure to write this, Uber.
-Axololt
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These are some pictures that remind me of Uber. In some way, shape or form, these represent Uber and its users.
User Reviews
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-04-12 17:38:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-03-16 17:05:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-12 01:27:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
sigh.
another list I didn't make
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true
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-12 01:40:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Predictions for 2006:
Orgasmatron will post prose.
Shlongy will submit his 100th post.
Method will create his 1200th alter.
Caul and Tiger will fight.
Deconstruction will not post.
Kaelic will admit he loves the cock.
Uberwomenz will put together The Butts of Uber to show their appreciation for Ubermenz.
Fat Tony will die.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-12 01:27:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sigh.
another list I didn't make
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-11 22:41:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-03-11 15:24:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-03-09 19:39:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Jeeze! I was beginning to think that I was the ONLY one that finds pierced nipples extremely nasty. On girls, at least.
I was at the strip club one night, and there was this *really* cute girl strutting her stuff on stage. Not too skinny, juuuust right. Anyways, she fell, and instead of finishing her routine, she decided to come and sit on my lap and grind against me. Fun stuff. Until I looked down and saw that her nipples were pierced.
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I find it odd that you have a problem with nipple rings.
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I hate them too.
Why would you ruin a perfectly good nipple by stabbing it?
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-03-11 15:24:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-03-09 19:39:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Jeeze! I was beginning to think that I was the ONLY one that finds pierced nipples extremely nasty. On girls, at least.
I was at the strip club one night, and there was this *really* cute girl strutting her stuff on stage. Not too skinny, juuuust right. Anyways, she fell, and instead of finishing her routine, she decided to come and sit on my lap and grind against me. Fun stuff. Until I looked down and saw that her nipples were pierced.
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I find it odd that you have a problem with nipple rings.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-11 14:46:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cool. I still think this should have been mainly about me.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:54:38 EST (#)
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was that fuck yours you fat tit, you;ve never created anything.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-10 04:37:12 EST (#)
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And when did Baby Jebus cry start?
Was that mine?
I can't remember seeing it beforehand, but I might have...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-10 04:36:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-09 18:14:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
JonnyX might hate Sphagnum
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I don't hate Sfagnum, I just think he's a hypocritical shit-poster who is EVER so desperate to eat at the cool kids' table.
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Jonny, I want to have teh ghey butsecks with you now.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-03-10 04:11:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I am in it.
-Dave
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-03-09 22:22:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Barbell. The term given to the hunk of metal stuck through the nipple. In that configuration, it is called a barbell.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-03-09 20:44:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not even a mention of my religion, ehh? If it is not done by noon tomorrow my good sir, I shall sick the rabid rabbits on you.
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-09 20:36:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The uneditted version of this post was much better.
I think the following lines were good- I don't know why you took them out:
Deconstruction came and took Uber by storm. Now, Ubersite is his personal Playground in which he is serviced with Fellatio and various Bakery treats by millions of willing individuals.
Deconstruction is King. The King of All Kings, to be specific.
Deconstruction is Cabaret Girl.
Deconstruction is Tubgirl.
Deconstruction is Goatse's wife.
Deconstruction. Deconstruction. Deconstruction. Deconstruction.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-03-09 19:39:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jeeze! I was beginning to think that I was the ONLY one that finds pierced nipples extremely nasty. On girls, at least.
I was at the strip club one night, and there was this *really* cute girl strutting her stuff on stage. Not too skinny, juuuust right. Anyways, she fell, and instead of finishing her routine, she decided to come and sit on my lap and grind against me. Fun stuff. Until I looked down and saw that her nipples were pierced.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-09 18:14:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
JonnyX might hate Sphagnum
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I don't hate Sfagnum, I just think he's a hypocritical shit-poster who is EVER so desperate to eat at the cool kids' table.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-09 18:00:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-09 16:43:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
All is forgiven.
You can come to my birthday party.
Bring edible panties. And paint.
That is all.
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Oh, I eat paint enough on my own time. I shall come, however.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-09 18:00:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that... Or dear lord... Someone did oragami...
Yikes.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-09 17:59:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-03-09 14:50:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
I know I left people out, perhaps was a little Habeeb-centric
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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-2'S FO LIFE
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BITCH PLEASE GET ALL UP OUT OF MY CRIB SOn ImO PWN YOU
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-09 17:58:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-03-09 17:18:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Fair enough. You have to admit, though, that the usage of the barbell was pretty damn amusing.
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Barbell...?
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-03-09 17:18:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fair enough. You have to admit, though, that the usage of the barbell was pretty damn amusing.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-09 16:43:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All is forgiven.
You can come to my birthday party.
Bring edible panties. And paint.
That is all.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-03-09 16:23:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NEEDS MORE ME
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:24:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
are you a fan of mine or something? I find it a little disconcerting to look at these things and actually see my name.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-03-09 14:50:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I know I left people out, perhaps was a little Habeeb-centric
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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-2'S FO LIFE
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-09 14:18:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-03-09 14:06:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
True and thanks and sorry. I'm still kind of out of it from the travel I guess. Or some other excuse which I haven't fully thought of yet
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-09 13:01:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-03-09 12:39:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks for forgetting to mention me and my pic
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82925
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Thanks for disregarding the beginning of the post and complaining you weren't included.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-09 12:57:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
mentioning me in my current position as 'Shit Poster' does not rectify that you ignored my accomplishments when I was great
or something to that affect
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-09 12:55:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"we like to party
and we kept it live"
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-03-09 12:39:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks for forgetting to mention me and my pic
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82925
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-03-09 12:14:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is the first I have heard about the tragic loss of insane. I followed the link and ultimately arrived at his obituary. I just thought he was on hiatus... what a fucking tragedy.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-09 12:08:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:54:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh and fuck you very much for fooling everyone with your Amorphous stunt.
I mean...well done. You got me there.
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Agreed. I was 99% sure Amorphous was Habeeb.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-03-09 11:59:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-09 11:53:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:15:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:11:31 (#)
Ranking: 1
Not as good as the other parts.
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I agree. It's only three months, though.
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BLASPHEMER!!
What about Ubertines? Round one info: http://www.ubersite.com/m/83258
What about The Shamrock Open? Round one info: http://www.ubersite.com/m/84295
Knocked out of both but I think some of the posts that were spawned for these were fantastic, actually most of them were.
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Agreed.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-09 11:55:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:56:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
AXO, how could you mention Retrospect's "Rate This Girl" post and not mention the parody? WTF?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84654
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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. it was a good parody though.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-09 11:53:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-09 11:53:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oops
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-09 11:53:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:15:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:11:31 (#)
Ranking: 1
Not as good as the other parts.
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I agree. It's only three months, though.
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BLASPHEMER!!
What about Ubertines? Round one info: http://www.ubersite.com/m/83258
What about The Shamrock Open? Round one info: http://www.ubersite.com/m/84295
Knocked out of both but I think some of the posts that were spawned for these were fantastic, actually most of them were.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-09 11:47:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
axolotl was a mayan god.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-09 11:03:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 because you didn't mention my first ever bored at work post, which was actually 2005
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:56:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AXO, how could you mention Retrospect's "Rate This Girl" post and not mention the parody? WTF?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84654
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:56:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:05:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
You named me as joint best noob of 2006.
I just have to +2 this. Don't judge me, fuckers, you can't say if it was you, you wouldn't.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:54:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh and fuck you very much for fooling everyone with your Amorphous stunt.
I mean...well done. You got me there.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:51:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:50:21 (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:46:12 (#)
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I emailed bart to try to get him unbanned. He didn't appreciate me sticking his picture of him when he was a child into Goatse
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Funny how that works.
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I WAS trying to emulate Degreeless Capibara...
He wasn't pleased.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:50:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:46:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
I emailed bart to try to get him unbanned. He didn't appreciate me sticking his picture of him when he was a child into Goatse
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Funny how that works.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:46:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:44:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
It's a small pink amphibian that grow to about a foot in length. They are very cute.
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Hence the "Slimy little friend" comment.
*sigh*
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Sorry, I'm slow.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:46:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:40:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
That was you! Fuck!
Ok, just getting that out of my system. Good alter.
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I emailed bart to try to get him unbanned. He didn't appreciate me sticking his picture of him when he was a child into Goatse.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:44:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:40:33 (#)
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That was you! Fuck!
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My sentiments exactly. I was SO SURE that Amorphous was Method.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:44:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's a small pink amphibian that grow to about a foot in length. They are very cute.
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Hence the "Slimy little friend" comment.
*sigh*
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:42:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pure awesomeness
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:41:46 EST (#)
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I must post soon about what an Axolotl REALLY is.
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Perhaps we can get Orgasmatron to do it.
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It's a small pink amphibian that grow to about a foot in length. They are very cute.
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No it's not.
That's not what it is at all.
"What's in a Name: Axolotl"....coming (sometime in March) to a front page near you.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:40:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was you! Fuck!
Ok, just getting that out of my system. Good alter.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:38:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:36:52 (#)
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Tee-hee
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weep weep
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:36:52 EST (#)
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Tee-hee
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:32:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:24:20 (#)
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Wow. You put a lot of work into these. Good job says hopalong.
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Why thank you.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:32:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:25:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:10:13 (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:08:10 (#)
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Axolotls retain the juvenile,aquatic morphology throughout their lives unless forced to metamorphose by hormone treatment.
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I must post soon about what an Axolotl REALLY is.
Perhaps we can get Orgasmatron to do it.
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Please!
As if we don't know what an Axolotl is, my slimy little friend.
It's a rock band, isn't it?
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It's a small pink amphibian that grow to about a foot in length. They are very cute.
Strangely, I'm a tall, pink ugly son of a bitch. Rrrr! I am mean! Stay away!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:30:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:24:11 (#)
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Well compiled. I can't believe I've been on B@W something like five times, and not got a single mention in any of these things.
It's times like these I wish I were emo so I could cry them famous tears. As it is I'll have to settle for Rocky tears
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I mentioned you TWICE in the 2005 one!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:29:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:19:26 (#)
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No Comment
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0nocomment? But why???
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:29:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
needs more letters
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:25:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:10:13 (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:08:10 (#)
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Axolotls retain the juvenile,aquatic morphology throughout their lives unless forced to metamorphose by hormone treatment.
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I must post soon about what an Axolotl REALLY is.
Perhaps we can get Orgasmatron to do it.
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Please!
As if we don't know what an Axolotl is, my slimy little friend.
It's a rock band, isn't it?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:24:20 EST (#)
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Wow. You put a lot of work into these. Good job says hopalong.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:24:11 EST (#)
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Well compiled. I can't believe I've been on B@W something like five times, and not got a single mention in any of these things.
It's times like these I wish I were emo so I could cry them famous tears. As it is I'll have to settle for Rocky tears
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:23:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
JonnyX hates me?
What an idiot.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:20:30 EST (#)
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+2 for finally mentioning stevie.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:19:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:14:24 (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:12:44 (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:11:05 (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:09:19 (#)
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what!!! no mention of my camwhore and the ensuing chaos caused by badassmofo and me. FOR SHAME CHILD!
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Weeeep. I thought you were your own person! You have betrayed me for the last time, harlot.
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i AM silly that was what all the chaos was about!
not the fact that i am a devastatingly beautiful uberwomenz.
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Hmmm...
I guess the only negative would be finding out you only had one leg.
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or 3
zing!
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:19:26 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:19:26 EST (#)
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Well, you get one +2 to attempt to rectify the 0 I accidentally posted below, but that's all. Methinks I will be reviewing this again anyway.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:19:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:11:22 (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:10:13 (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:08:10 (#)
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Axolotls retain the juvenile,aquatic morphology throughout their lives unless forced to metamorphose by hormone treatment.
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I must post soon about what an Axolotl REALLY is.
Perhaps we can get Orgasmatron to do it.
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axololololotls are really cute i think. they're like some kind of little pink amphibian right?
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The ones used for lab-work are pink. Its the albino-form which is pretty rare in the wild. Normally they are black.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:18:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:15:45 (#)
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STILL needs more Sacrilicious.
I am grateful for your ZBF explanation, Ax. I was on live that night and was one of the few that saw that post. I really didn't want to believe Method would post something so tasteless, and I still wasn't sure until now.
I'm disappointed that Amorphous is outed, we hardly knew ye. I LOVED that guy.
I enjoy Stagger, too. I'd also like to nominate Charminglybeef as an underrated, n00b favorite.
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So go rate more of my posts :-)
And I agree. Charminglybeef is a great obscure poster. His new series is coming along nicely, check it out.
Also, more people should read Coyote.
That is all.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:17:15 EST (#)
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I thought about a tribute to myself...I may just do that.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:16:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:11:22 (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:10:13 (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:08:10 (#)
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Axolotls retain the juvenile,aquatic morphology throughout their lives unless forced to metamorphose by hormone treatment.
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I must post soon about what an Axolotl REALLY is.
Perhaps we can get Orgasmatron to do it.
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axololololotls are really cute i think. they're like some kind of little pink amphibian right?
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yup. Julio Cortazar wrote a story about an axolotl.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:15:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
STILL needs more Sacrilicious.
I am grateful for your ZBF explanation, Ax. I was on live that night and was one of the few that saw that post. I really didn't want to believe Method would post something so tasteless, and I still wasn't sure until now.
I'm disappointed that Amorphous is outed, we hardly knew ye. I LOVED that guy.
I enjoy Stagger, too. I'd also like to nominate Charminglybeef as an underrated, n00b favorite.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:15:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:11:31 (#)
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Not as good as the other parts.
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I agree. It's only three months, though.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:14:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:12:44 (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:11:05 (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:09:19 (#)
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what!!! no mention of my camwhore and the ensuing chaos caused by badassmofo and me. FOR SHAME CHILD!
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Weeeep. I thought you were your own person! You have betrayed me for the last time, harlot.
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i AM silly that was what all the chaos was about!
not the fact that i am a devastatingly beautiful uberwomenz.
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Hmmm...
I guess the only negative would be finding out you only had one leg.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:13:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:11:21 (#)
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This is great, as usual, especially the graph...but how could you IGNORE THIS HISTORIC ACHIEVEMENT???
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-08 18:36:49 (#)
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WE'RE NUMBER 1:
Everything you ever wanted to know about Shlongy
User id: 10879
Registered on or around: 2004-08-02 17:37:55
# Messages posted: 99
# Reviews written: 20000 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 7087
# Hits: 154668
Average rating of all messages: 0.24
The first to 20,000 reviews! I dserve a tribute post.
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Then do your 100th post! I might have to hax0r your account and do it for you.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:12:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:11:31 (#)
Ranking: 1
Not as good as the other parts.
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Except I was named joint best noob.
ALRIGHT!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:12:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:11:05 (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:09:19 (#)
Ranking: -1
what!!! no mention of my camwhore and the ensuing chaos caused by badassmofo and me. FOR SHAME CHILD!
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Weeeep. I thought you were your own person! You have betrayed me for the last time, harlot.
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i AM silly that was what all the chaos was about!
not the fact that i am a devastatingly beautiful uberwomenz.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:11:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Not as good as the other parts.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:11:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:10:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:08:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Axolotls retain the juvenile,aquatic morphology throughout their lives unless forced to metamorphose by hormone treatment.
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I must post soon about what an Axolotl REALLY is.
Perhaps we can get Orgasmatron to do it.
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axololololotls are really cute i think. they're like some kind of little pink amphibian right?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:11:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is great, as usual, especially the graph...but how could you IGNORE THIS HISTORIC ACHIEVEMENT???
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-08 18:36:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
WE'RE NUMBER 1:
Everything you ever wanted to know about Shlongy
User id: 10879
Registered on or around: 2004-08-02 17:37:55
# Messages posted: 99
# Reviews written: 20000 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 7087
# Hits: 154668
Average rating of all messages: 0.24
The first to 20,000 reviews! I dserve a tribute post.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:11:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:09:19 (#)
Ranking: -1
what!!! no mention of my camwhore and the ensuing chaos caused by badassmofo and me. FOR SHAME CHILD!
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Weeeep. I thought you were your own person! You have betrayed me for the last time, harlot.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:10:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:10:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:08:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Axolotls retain the juvenile,aquatic morphology throughout their lives unless forced to metamorphose by hormone treatment.
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I must post soon about what an Axolotl REALLY is.
Perhaps we can get Orgasmatron to do it.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:09:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Definitely had a lack of HV900.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:09:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
what!!! no mention of my camwhore and the ensuing chaos caused by badassmofo and me. FOR SHAME CHILD!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:08:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and again, soz
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:08:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh ARSE!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:08:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Axolotls retain the juvenile,aquatic morphology throughout their lives unless forced to metamorphose by hormone treatment.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:06:00 EST (#)
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27!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:05:31 EST (#)
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You named me as joint best noob of 2006.
I just have to +2 this. Don't judge me, fuckers, you can't say if it was you, you wouldn't.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-09 10:03:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THANK GOD ok ima read it now