SPT- emu poetry contest (2491 hits)
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Submitted by leilani (View user info) at 2006-03-09 14:37:07 EST
NO I MEANT EMOOOOOO! not emu
WRITE YOUR best emo poetry. off the top of your head. in the reviews. right here right now. MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
NO TITTIES
NO matchups
NO poems by orgasmatron
(ok, maybe 1 or 2 or 10)
I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE BLACKNESS THAT IS YOUR SOUL
I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT ALL THE HORRIBLE THINGS YOUR DAD DID TO YOU
I WANT TO KNOW EXACTLY HOW MUCH YOU BLEED WHEN YOU CUT YOURSELF
I WANT TO IMAGINE THE TEXTURE OF YOUR UGLY ASS STUDDED BELT AND DIRTY EMO HAIR
I WANT TO TASTE THE SIN THAT COMETH FORTH FROM YOUR SAD SAD EMO HEART
I WANT TO IMAGINE THE COOL SCENE AT THE HIP SHOW YOU ARE AT WITH ALL THE OTHER EMO KIDS
ok now
have at it fuckers. gimme BLACKNESS AND DEATH. gothpoetry will also be accepted.
User Reviews
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-10 10:05:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i suppose i could've just linked my actual poetry...
hmmph.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-10 09:45:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You can just declare me winner and then we can have a celebratory date.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-10 09:22:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm going in my room to listen to bright eyes
there i shall cry for my lost love
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-10 07:47:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-10 07:42:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
am i supposed to judge this contest or something?
i mean you are all really special people and i wouldn't want to hurt anyone's feelings.
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Win or lose, I'm cutting myself by the end of this.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-10 07:42:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
am i supposed to judge this contest or something?
i mean you are all really special people and i wouldn't want to hurt anyone's feelings.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-10 07:21:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2006-03-09 22:18:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
Humanity or the mainstream of people are really fucked. if this is any kind of rational representation. Anger managemnt comes to mind... Seek professional help also... Hrm. I only use this POS when killing time at work, earning way more than you 'normal' people anyway.
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I'm sure you do trent. Silly ole me just pounding away at the keyboard unaware of emotions or rational thought. I just can't string two sentences together that make sense. But that is probably because my income is so low I can't get sufficient nutrients and therefore I am slowly starving to death.
Do you want to race my Mercedes Benz?
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2006-03-09 22:18:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Humanity or the mainstream of people are really fucked. if this is any kind of rational representation. Anger managemnt comes to mind... Seek professional help also... Hrm. I only use this POS when killing time at work, earning way more than you 'normal' people anyway.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-09 22:16:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2006-03-09 22:09:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
ALL of the posts are obiously written by compter nerds and jocks. There is no real emotion or connection in any of them. No auctaly artistic or creative merit. Just justified context. i prety much own you all and you know it.
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Oh boy, I dunno about you guys, but he's got my number. I play football and my job involves a computer. I have no emotions.
On the other hand I am also: a musician/music fan, a borderline alcoholic, a gambler, an amateur writer, a reader and a video game player.
I'd avoid the sweeping generalisations if I were you.
Why is 'justified context' a bad thing?
This HAS to be an alter.
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2006-03-09 22:09:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ALL of the posts are obiously written by compter nerds and jocks. There is no real emotion or connection in any of them. No auctaly artistic or creative merit. Just justified context. i prety much own you all and you know it.
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2006-03-09 22:06:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
why do you have to judge and tear down othersa? what's wrong with emos? they are just people, your all so shallow and narrow minded it makes me sick. I hate you man kind. I really fucken hate you
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-09 21:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-09 19:48:12 (#)
Ranking: 1
Emo isn't about blackness and death, or how "everyone hates me" just so people know...
It's about the "struggles" teenagers "face". Normally it's about "nobody understands me" and "i hate my parents".
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Yeah, but that tends to LEAD to "everyone hates me".
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-09 21:54:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Despite HV's guidelines, you're all using way, way too much structure, meter and rhyme.
I am despair, nihilism; (woot! semicolon, take me serious, like!)
my black despair is like midnight boot in my soul
my black polo shirt mocks me with its feel upon my skin, like oil
or some sort of rough-woven shirt
the dark candles of my nightmares reach from my heart like clutching fingers
on a dying gibbon
tears fall on my notebook like the rain on the corpse of my dog
and by dog, I of course mean happiness...
And so on.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-03-09 21:38:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm writing about Emus anyway.
When i reach down for tasty grubs
The other birds all laugh and snort
Because of the length of my neck
And i have nothing to retort.
I get so much annoyance from
My oh so lengthy, branch like throat
I wish i was more stubby-necked
Like Electro, or a stoat.
And when i take a running start
And flap my wings to get some lift
The parrots almost shit their pants
Because my altitude don't shift.
I mean, come one, what shit is this?
I cannot fly, my neck's too long
I'm hardly like a bird at all
I'm much more like a feathered bong.
But then i realise one thing
That reminds me how i'm pukka
I can't fly, no you got that right
But i can run like a motherfucker.
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-09 19:48:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Emo isn't about blackness and death, or how "everyone hates me" just so people know...
It's about the "struggles" teenagers "face". Normally it's about "nobody understands me" and "i hate my parents".
Blackness and death is more of a Black Metal/Goth Metal/Death Metal subject.
</pompous knowitall comment>
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-09 19:22:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Everyone Hates Me - by forthewin
everyone hates me.
they don't understand.
why i don't use capitals,
and don't dress like a man.
everyone hates me.
i don't know why.
in fits of emo frenzy,
i cut myself and cry.
everyone hates me.
my parents do too.
they made me take a shower.
that's sufficient proof.
everyone hates me.
even the kids at school.
the jocks make me cry.
i almost drowned in the pool.
they held my head down.
i couldn't breath.
my screams made no sound.
emo tears flowed free.
everyone hates me.
my life has no hope.
but i'm too much of a pussy,
to use this knotted rope.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-09 18:59:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-09 18:39:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-03-09 17:58:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
Roses are red,
Emos are blue,
I'm glad that I'm not
As stupid as you.
The End.
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Your posturing's tired
Your wit is dried up
Peace out, thanks for playing
Now shut the fuck up.
Fin.
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ZING!!!!!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-03-09 18:45:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What a crock of shit.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-09 18:44:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In this instance, yes...yes I can.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-03-09 18:43:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you cant rhyme up with up
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-09 18:39:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-03-09 17:58:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
Roses are red,
Emos are blue,
I'm glad that I'm not
As stupid as you.
The End.
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Your posturing's tired
Your wit is dried up
Peace out, thanks for playing
Now shut the fuck up.
Fin.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-09 18:15:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:50:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
cut yourself first, and i will lather your wounds with icing and we will be soul-emo-sisters and eat from the cupcake of death!
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I saved this review and will reprise it at a later, unexpected time.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-03-09 18:02:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
actually, never mind. that was horrendous.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-03-09 17:58:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have work at the gym today
And clean the toilet stalls :(
I want to hang our receptionist
by the straps on her overalls.
Black is the color of your lipstick
Reminiscient of my soul.
I need a girlfriend to do my laundry
since that's what bitches is fo.
My life has no consistent direction;
not unlike this poem.
So when I steer for the bridge embankment,
I hit the telephone pole.
This is about as much as I can handle.
I feel like a real big wussy
I need a kick in the testicles, to remind me
I dont have a pussy.
I would apologize for this, but it's not my fault you fuckers. ACtually, let me see if I can find some real poetry I had to write for an english class last year. I'm pretty sure it was fairly embarrassing.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-03-09 17:58:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Roses are red,
Emos are blue,
I'm glad that I'm not
As stupid as you.
The End.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-09 17:35:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bountiful powdered mountains
Spilling from a tightened cup around your waist
Keep your leather clasp on tonight
For it binds you
As you have bound me.
For here on this dance floor
Shuffling pressed 'gainst heated tits
I wonder to myself
"Why are all the easy goth girls
The fat ones with corset fetishes?"
But at least she's buxom
And there's enough makeup on her face to cake a wedding reception,
So I won't have to bag her head.
Maybe I'll have another drink just to be safe.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-09 17:20:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
When I look back
At what I held dear
It fades to black
You were never really here
You told me fairy-tales
of happily ever after
My love set sail
my being consumed with laughter
But you used my heart
You confused my head
and you tore me apart
now my concious is dead
And all the kings horses
and all the kings men
Couldn't put me back together again.
Just off the top of my head...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-09 16:52:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Huh? There's nothing to lose here.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-03-09 16:47:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Orgasmo, thanks for stealing my thunder fucker! I thought I had a pretty catch poem there.
LOST ANOTHER ONE TO ORGASMO!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by hactar (user info) at 2006-03-09 16:31:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
( . )( . ), <--- draw titties...with a tear?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-09 16:29:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Silently I stir
Afloat on a sea of deepest Black
And clothed in the trappings of Vanity,
Here upon the waters of Misery
I paddle the breaststroke of Gloom
Until I reach the shores of Sorrow
Where my booted feet can walk the footpath of Nonconformity
Directly to the diner of Agony,
To belly up to the cold, pale counter of Emptiness
Throwing a wink to the short order cook of Loss
Before ordering a slice of Loss of God pie
Satisfied I walk on to the five and dime of Melancholy
Where I buy dark chewing gum from the clerk with my dollars of Grief
I try to blow a bubble, but the gum lodges in my esophagus of Malnutrition
And clogs my windpipe of Treachery
I choke, little hollow coughs of Depression
Foring the gum deeper
Deeper
And I stare Death in the eye as I slowly di--
*SNAP*
OH GODDAMNIT!
I WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE
SO CLOSE!
STUPID EROTIC ASPHYXIATION! WHY WON'T YOU EVER WORK FOR ME???
WHY DOES THE ROPE BREAK ON ME
EVERY
SINGLE
TIME!!
NOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS LIMP, USELESS COCK OF MINE?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-03-09 16:24:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Emo, I'm so emo,
I've not the will to ROFL,
And this stupid computer chair I snagged from the dining room
Has my ass looking just like a waffle
So, I cut myself with a paring knife,
To let the anguish out.
The Surreal Life is a rerun again,
Guess I'll just sit here and pout.
Now my favorite plaid pants are stained dark red,
and there's sweat drenching my long black bangs,
I've been fasting for a week to stay this thin
and I'm wracked with hunger pangs.
My skin is whitening nicely, though,
Seattle is great for that.
The crummy thing is that the rain went and ruined
My Von Dutch trucker hat.
:(
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-09 16:13:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I SAID NO TITTIES DAMMIT unless they are emo titties
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-09 16:11:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
titties.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-09 16:08:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you know to keep that sickly white, skinny look
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I thought that was due to the blood sucking at the full moon.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-09 16:07:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
OHHH mf i wish THAT had come up during my google search! i love it
on the other hand i thought emo girls stayed away from sweets..... you know to keep that sickly white, skinny look
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-09 16:03:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! It's an EMO eating a cupcake!!!!!!!
http://istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/398846/2/istockphoto_398846_cupcake_lick.jpg
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:56:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:51:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
i want to get in on this cupcake death rape orgy thing
OR I WILL KILL MYSELF
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And we will have a pastry filled feast of kings upon your rotting, etheral corpse!
God I'm really good at this EMO thing. <kills self>
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:51:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i want to get in on this cupcake death rape orgy thing
OR I WILL KILL MYSELF
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:50:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:44:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Only if i get a cupcake?
:)
Or, I could just cut myself.
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cut yourself first, and i will lather your wounds with icing and we will be soul-emo-sisters and eat from the cupcake of death!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:44:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:40:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:38:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
I meant to +2 this. sorry. ha.
also, my poem rocked. read it and tell me how i rock at being emo.
do it.
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Ghola, your poem did rock it. Maybe we can share the #1 "teh winnar" spot together. \
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Only if i get a cupcake?
:)
Or, I could just cut myself.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:42:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
GHOLA that is very good. you rock. IN A TERRIBLY SAD, DEPRESSING AND SELF MUTILATING WAY
i only use the sad emoticon :( :( :(
you know how some people call following celebrities in the tabloids and stuff their guilty pleasure?
i think emo poetry is mine.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:42:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:32:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually I own a pair of black Chuck Taylors.
...But I never wear them I SWEAR!
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Shenanigans! There's no shame in Chucks, they were popular long before emo kids were spawned in the black abyss. Besides, Jamie Hineman wears them and he's teh roXx0rz.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:40:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:38:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
I meant to +2 this. sorry. ha.
also, my poem rocked. read it and tell me how i rock at being emo.
do it.
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Ghola, your poem did rock it. Maybe we can share the #1 "teh winnar" spot together.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:39:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
He makes a vow to love her forever
Bells ring as they're walking down the aisle
Six years later, she's out the door, moved far away
He walks into his new life with a smile
Walking down the path of life
You feel the pain, you feel the strife
And hope you weren't committed of a crime
Our god forgives
It happens all again
Does it hurt so much the second time?
Turn around
Look over your shoulder
Can't you see what you have done?
Deja vu
I've seen it all before
Forgiveness often comes second to none
Walking down the path of life
You feel the pain, you feel the strife
And hope you weren't committed of a crime
Our god forgives
It happens yet again
Does it hurt so much the second time?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:38:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I meant to +2 this. sorry. ha.
also, my poem rocked. read it and tell me how i rock at being emo.
do it.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-09 14:55:53 (#)
Ranking: -1
i wait on
grey
to color in the blanks
these gaping wholes that-
spin
twisting
in the blankness of my soul
stretching the margins
so that i can write
poorly contrived prose
in the corners of each
page
just above the drawing
of an anchor
that some kid-
some kid wishing he was a
man
drew right above my name
if i had a name
Submitted by Tormencha (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:37:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Rivited, in a dream
A day to day curse
On course to fuck you
Of course you'll fuck me
FUCK YOU, in all my passions
fuck off in all my hopes
I grabbed at you one day
and then regreted the rest of my life
I held you from that moment on
in a deep deep dark desire
I held you, from that moment on
by the neck, so don't you dare breathe!
I hate the way you see me
In all your wanting needs
Time for you to go blind
Now see the darkest part of me
I will always be with you
as you with I you'll see
Coiled in my hellish helix
until the death of you to free.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:35:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i demand that habeeb enter this contest.
my cold heart/sings fusion fusion fusion
for there is no sun today
WEEPS
imo keel myself
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:32:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually I own a pair of black Chuck Taylors.
...But I never wear them I SWEAR!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:32:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:30:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
You denied me love
And cupcakes.
You must pay, Mother.
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MF i DID love this.
i'm going to let more souls of blackness have a chance to make my saddened eyes bleed with their rapier words before i judge though!
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Ok, but just remember who loves you best, lay-on-me.
I write excellent poetry http://www.ubersite.com/m/80292
har har
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:30:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the REALLY sad thing is that most of these are actually BETTER than anything most emo-fucktards could write.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:30:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wtf i +2d myself
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:30:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You denied me love
And cupcakes.
You must pay, Mother.
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MF i DID love this.
i'm going to let more souls of blackness have a chance to make my saddened eyes bleed with their rapier words before i judge though!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:26:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What do I win? Clearly, my poem was the very best. I caputured the blackness that is EMO, incorporated BOTH rape AND cupcakes, AND ALSO death.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:24:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i knew you guys would come through on this. these are so awesome, that all the old scars on my arms busted open and started bleeding again.
oh and is it bad that i am wearing those exact shoes right now???? (ducks)
btw, shlongy is just trying to hide his pain and suffering by being sarcastic and ironic. His soul is black DEEP BLACK like the lamplit pavement at night, TRUST ME.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:22:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My soul weeps eternally for the blackness of the pit
a thousand mouths cry out in agony
I die
I die
-2 I die
My father shouts
once again at me to clean my room
I would retaliate, I hate him so, but my hair blocks my vision
curse you god for making me this way
(Rhyming and structure are for posers!)
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:18:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Today it is raining-
Bleak as my soul,
Moist are the makeuped streaks
That flow down my cheeks like acid.
You denied me love
And cupcakes.
You must pay, Mother.
With a stiff arm,
I grip the shovel's handle
And with a sickening thud
It cracks your skull in two.
I cover myself with your blood,
And violate you with hatred
I burst into your womb
the seed of demons and death.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:15:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:09:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Do Emo's have sex? I cannot imagine fake-sadness sex for some reason
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HAHAHAHA "*grunt* Cut me while you ride me! *grunt* I deserve pain!"
Submitted by Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:13:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU OWE ME A +2!!
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:35:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
AUTO +2 MEEPS
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/84981
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:13:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I wear black because black is the color of my soul
I cut myself to be part of life
briefly feeling and tasting that life as the blood
the blood of this earthly shell seeps slowly out
feeling, feeling as the razor slides through the flesh
Lick the salty magma that flows forth from the wound to taste the fuel of this vessel
no one understands
no one gets me
surrounded by people, people who profess to love
people who fail leaving me surrounded but alone
everything is pain
all lies in darkness
how's life?
it's taking too long
These are the words that define my life's song
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:11:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dear Diary, Mood-Apethetic
My life is spiraling deathward. I couldnt get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert. It sucks because they play some of my favorite songs like Stab My Heart Because I Love You and Rip Apart My Soul and of course Stab Me Rip Stab Stab and it doesn't help that I couldnt get my hair to do that flippy thing either like the guy from that band can do.
I'm an emo kid, nonconforming as can be
You'd be nonconforming too if you looked just like me
I got paint on my nails and makeup on my face
I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
Cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag
I call it freedom of expression girls just call me a fag
Cause the dudes look like chicks and chicks look like dykes
Cause emo is one step below transvestite
Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don't jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo
I'm dark and sensitive with low self esteem
The way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween
I have no real problems but I like to make believe
I stole my sisters mascara now I'm grounded for a week
Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
I can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing
Girls keep breaking up with me its never any fun
They say they already have a pussy they don't need another one
Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don't jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo
Dye in my hair and polish on my toes
I must be emo
I play guitar and write suicide notes
I must be emo
...My life is just a black abyss you know? Its so dark and its suffocating me, grabbing a hold of me and tightening its grip. Tighter than a pair of my little sisters jeans...Which look great on me by the way...
When I get depressed I cut my wrist in every direction
Hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection
I write in a LiveJournal and wear thick rim glasses
I tell my friends I bleed black and cry during classes
I'm just a bad, cheap imitation of goth
You can read me 'Catcher in the Rye' and watch me jack off
I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
If I said I like girls, I'd only be half right
I look like I'm dead and dress like a homo
I must be emo
Screw Xbox I play old school nintendo
I must be emo
I like to whine and hate my parentals
I must be emo
Me and my friends all look like clones
I must be eeeeeeemo
...My parents don't get me ya know? They think I'm gay just because they saw me kiss a guy...well a couple of guys but I mean its the 2000's can't 2 or 4 guys makeout with eachother without being gay? I mean chicks dig that kinda thing anyways.
I don't know diary sometimes I think you're the only one who gets me. You're my best friend.
I feel like tacos
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:09:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Do Emo's have sex? I cannot imagine fake-sadness sex for some reason
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:08:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dark blackness surrounds me like mist
I hear tears pooling at my feet
I will drown
In the ever-flowing briny liquid
My wrists are scarred with the misery
of my putrid existence past
Happy razors slice away anguish
My useless blood flows forth
Mixing with the river of my tears
I am drowning drowning drowning
In life
Sadness envelops me like a heavy cloak
I cannot move under the immensity of it's horror
I willingly drown because I hate existing
Existence is the cancer of the soul
The trappings of youth, the popular music, the pretty girls and boys
Is all empty
Like my stare
Like my soul
Like my head.
*pukes*
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:08:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i drink fanta for the thrill
to say i'm a man that drinks that swill
curt schilling?
what the fuck does he have to do with this?
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Why did that make me laugh like an idiot?
Oh, I see.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:06:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that picture is inspiring...
grab my zelda hair from the back
take off your pants and attack
rip right through my diesel jeans
illuminate my dark soul, you know what that means
My pale tits fall out of my track suit
better make me cum or you'll get the boot
fill my naval with your love juice
Where's my belt you ask, right here
falling out of my twat that is loose
baby, my turn with the strap on, you queer
huh???
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:06:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
alone
weeping emu beers
darkness complicates
Align
sweet blade
to forgive
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:05:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Fuck
You
Ta da!
Submitted by hactar (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:05:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
the world hates me so much, waa.
colors i like are only black,
perhaps a nailgun'd be a nice snack?
i should die, i should die.
teh ghey buttseks is what i seek
life is cheap and death is chic,
even goatse now seems bleak
i should die, i should die.
emu loves songs are requested
my mspaints are detested
my quiet rantings, most protested
i should die, i should die
i stand before this hit parade
i hope this poem makes the grade
if not,i have a razor blade
i should die, i should die.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:04:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
my despairing love
as the steel parts my flesh
I see the dark edge of life
and the darkness inside my soul
comsumes
my
pain
but the pain remains the same
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:04:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oops
meant to be a +1 so thiss'll even out.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:03:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-09 14:26:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-09 13:57:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
I wear black because black is the color of my soul.
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An excert of Brdn's poetry:
Darkness within my soul, by Brdn_Nkd
Feel the darkness within my soul,
it is dark.
And cold.
I shed an emo tear for all the pain I have felt,
before.
Daddy asked me to clean up my room,
Mommy told me to turn down my music.
I want to kill them all,
But mostly I want to kill myself.
Because of the darkness within my soul.
The razor is nice,
it helps release the darkness within my soul.
With pain.
Pain is nice.
Because I bath in a painful existance.
I got a flat tire on my car,
How trite, How typical.
It mirrors the darkness within my soul.
I hate everyone.
But most of all, I hate the darkness within my soul.
How could you steal this from me you thoughtless cruel bastard. that is a PIECE OF ME and you took it and threw it on these random posts. How dare you?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:03:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
man, you guys are way more emo skilled than me.
mine is all fucked up, it even rythmes, and I guess that ain't emo.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-03-09 15:01:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Maommy doesn't love me
and Daddy doesn't care,
I guess I will shave
all of my hair.
People don't understand,
I have feelings inside.
That is whay I wear all black,
it helps me to hide.
The world is harsh,
and nothing good can thrive.
people are starving,
and hot topic is more than an hour drive.
I put songs on the internet,
I post on Uber every day.
no real girl will talk to me
but my web girl is only a click away.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-09 14:58:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-03-09 14:52:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
OK, following HV900's guide.....
I cut myself to see the blackness inside me
I love the pain, the burn of the razor against my skin
As it cuts I can feel my inhibitions become uninhibited like Xibits Exhibit
Blood gushes like insults from Shlongy
I shave my scrotum with a single blade so it causes pain, razor bumps and capilary bleeding
My black clothes represent what I feel inside
I smoke cloves, because they are black
I hate you for labeling me "Emo" when the correct label is "Advanced Goth"
I intend to pierce every possible square inch of my body not covered in tattoos
The blackness inside me is Kobe
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*sniff* I am SO PROUD!
Anyone who cares to learn more about emo's can take my free course~~~> http://www.ubersite.com/m/85083
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-09 14:55:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
i wait on
grey
to color in the blanks
these gaping wholes that-
spin
twisting
in the blankness of my soul
stretching the margins
so that i can write
poorly contrived prose
in the corners of each
page
just above the drawing
of an anchor
that some kid-
some kid wishing he was a
man
drew right above my name
if i had a name
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-03-09 14:52:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OK, following HV900's guide.....
I cut myself to see the blackness inside me
I love the pain, the burn of the razor against my skin
As it cuts I can feel my inhibitions become uninhibited like Xibits Exhibit
Blood gushes like insults from Shlongy
I shave my scrotum with a single blade so it causes pain, razor bumps and capilary bleeding
My black clothes represent what I feel inside
I smoke cloves, because they are black
I hate you for labeling me "Emo" when the correct label is "Advanced Goth"
I intend to pierce every possible square inch of my body not covered in tattoos
The blackness inside me is Kobe
WHAT?
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-03-09 14:50:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the razor cuts my empty veins
i have no blood, no soul
it doesnt hurt, it doesnt hurt
now i cannot be whole
the diffused sunlight shimmers through
my window to the world-
all is too beautiful for me
in my eyes tears have pooled
ah! bloodspill is not the only
method of suicide
ill walk into the small garage
and drink some pesticide
--
my friend once wrote an emo poem and put it to music. i have it on my ipod.
"i hold you in my arms
underneatht the stars
look into your eyes,
into your trusting eyes
the things i thought were true
what do they mean to you?"
---
but not enough suicide
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-03-09 14:50:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
runners world haiku:
sadness...all over
that the once great saucony
now equates to emo.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-09 14:46:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Here is a short guide to writing Emo poetry:
-Forget rhymes, EMO people aren't eloquent enough to rhyme coherently.
-Don't follow a set pattern, write like a retard monkey who thinks he is being 'cutting edge'.
-Use the phrase "darkness within my soul" as frequently as possible.
-Don't mention that you are 13 years old, even though you write like one.
-Be sure to mention how you cut yourself.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-03-09 14:45:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
dude
that dog
he owns a brewery
candy apples smell like douchery
and we all fall down
i drink fanta for the thrill
to say i'm a man that drinks that swill
curt schilling?
what the fuck does he have to do with this?
i refuse to write about emos
because it is an exhausted stereotypical group of people
that don't deserve my attention in the slightest
because i'm a baddass like christopher titus
man that guy's show sucked, except for his dad
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-03-09 14:43:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE BLACKNESS THAT IS YOUR SOUL
I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT ALL THE HORRIBLE THINGS YOUR DAD DID TO YOU
========
I love emus whose color is black
My father took my Lego's and won't give them back
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-09 14:41:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OH YEAH this was inspired by you, HighVoltage900
the man the myth the writer of crappy emo poetry
even though he's KIDDING
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-09 14:40:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
my soul is tormented
my pain
my hate
GAH
I'm sorry, I just don't have enouigh ghey in me to do this leilani. I really, really tried and it just didn't work. I'm sure that a lot of others here will more than adequately get the job done for you.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-09 14:40:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shut up or
i'll cut myself
the end
love me
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-03-09 14:39:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I had a pet emu
It made me sad
So I killed myself
And my pet emu ate my intestines
With chives
And exotic jam
Exotic jam
Exotic jam
- JMG
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-09 14:38:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Darkness within my soul, by Emoboy
Feel the darkness within my soul,
it is dark.
And cold.
I shed an emo tear for all the pain I have felt,
before.
Daddy asked me to clean up my room,
Mommy told me to turn down my music.
I want to kill them all,
But mostly I want to kill myself.
Because of the darkness within my soul.
The razor is nice,
it helps release the darkness within my soul.
With pain.
Pain is nice.
Because I bath in a painful existance.
I got a flat tire on my car,
How trite, How typical.
It mirrors the darkness within my soul.
I hate everyone.
But most of all, I hate the darkness within my soul.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-09 14:37:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this looks like i was insulting orgasmatron
I WASN"T
in reality I want him to have my internet babies OK!!!!