I’m All Out Of Glove (1372 hits)
Category: RomanceLabels: boners
Rating: 1.41 on 47 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Steve's IHOP: Captain Average (View user info) at 2006-03-09 22:09:32 EST
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-19 00:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So that was what tasted like glove.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-24 02:52:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
just shy of 1k hits.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-04-03 20:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-24 22:56:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-24 17:19:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Whenever I post anything, all I hear is 'I expected better from you.' It's high school all over again! WEEEEEPPPPPPPPPSSSS! I give up!
I'm going to move into the woods and hide in a hole...
....once the woods gets an ADSL line.
SO LONG SUCKERS.
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I will fight you.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-10 18:46:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
There was a great videogame for the Nintendo64 called 'Glover'
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-10 18:27:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd settle for some of steve's potato pancakes.
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-03-10 17:24:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 Danny Glover
-2 Danny Glover is black.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-10 17:19:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry, Air Supply...
You're lying there spread with your legs by my head
Fingers all probing inside
I know you want more so I add a bit more
Making you open up wide
I wish I could bury both hands in your love
At times I wish you had two holes
The joy it would bring, it would make my heart sing
But your limits I respect and know, I respect and know
I'm all out of glove, i'm hand-deep inside you
Your box is so tight but my hand's only so long
I'm all out of glove, it's moving inside you
My wrist disappears, hold me tight, dear, you're so strong
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-10 16:57:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
When in doubt - leave a +1 and get the fuck outta here.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-10 16:48:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll give it my best.
And by my best I mean potatoes.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-10 15:25:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait, heat is at 69? Fuck that, I'm done here. Next time make a boredatwork worthy post so I can get it on there.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-10 15:25:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder why?
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-10 15:24:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For soem reason I keep rating though!
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-10 15:24:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah, I did.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-10 15:24:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did I rate thie yet?
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-10 15:24:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I loved this
Submitted by zoot124 (user info) at 2006-03-10 10:12:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Good title but it went downhill from there.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-10 09:17:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-10 07:43:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Twisted.
I loved every second.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-10 07:40:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i wish i had dildo fingers.
so does my girlfriend.
by girlfriend, of course i mean me.
which makes this review awkardly gay.
but i'm okay with that, as long as you are.
......
wanna make out?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-10 06:35:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-03-10 05:32:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
You're mental.
Submitted by xanderd (user info) at 2006-03-10 06:22:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2006-03-10 05:43:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
A for effort.
Fucking unfunny though.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-03-10 05:32:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're mental.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-03-10 05:12:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cry me a river.
A pox on the word "shamone", a pox on it I say!
Write another story about zambonies Steve.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-10 04:32:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
QUIET YOU FAKER!
I believed in Michael.
And you ruined it.
Homewrecker.
Hot, but still a homewrecker.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-03-10 04:29:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Michael Jackson's glove is in the EMP in Seattle. I saw it in January, but they don't allow you to take photos.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-03-10 04:11:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you Stevie.
Will you put your sperm into a test tube so that we can artificially inseminate a bitch, let her have a kid for us, and then you, me, and the kid all live happily ever after?
Please?
I'd do it myself, the sperm thing, but the kid don't want my genes, lemme tell you that. Toenails should not be that blue.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-10 02:45:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Alright then
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-10 01:53:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOw about rabbits weilding water pistols?
That would be cool.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-10 01:05:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Rabbits
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-10 00:54:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
UM4?
Me, you... Water pistols.
Winner gets... Not as wet.
Dawn.
Behind the bleachers.
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-10 00:53:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Let me suck your dick
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-09 23:50:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
UMIV is coming.
I need to build up my resistance to the drugs again so I can shine when it counts.
If that doesn't make sense it's because I'm potatoes.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-03-09 23:47:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is what Steve gives us when he's high.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-03-09 22:44:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Duel
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-09 22:44:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't write songs worth shit.
Thus, I could've written a BADASS Air Supply parody.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-09 22:38:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-03-09 22:33:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Just about random enough to be good. I liked it like a glove to the crotch
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Although I was expecting song lyrics, Stevie.
You're slipping.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-03-09 22:33:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just about random enough to be good. I liked it like a glove to the crotch
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-03-09 22:31:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Okidoki.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-09 22:26:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't stop laughing at the phrase "I'm All Out of Glove."
Go Captain Average! WOOOO!
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-03-09 22:18:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
meh. i didnt even smile.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-09 22:16:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I want the last image used for my funeral pamphlet. Some one make it so.
Mom, I know you read this. MAKE IT SO!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-09 22:15:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ridiculous and random
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-03-09 22:12:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-09 22:12:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This was kind of fucked up.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-03-09 22:12:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
mediocre
But just because i enjoy your stuff, and a reference to michael jackson always warrants a +2, you forgot to photshop him saying shamone, meriting your 1.