All I Wanted Was A Stationary Bike (1459 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 0.34 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by mush (View user info) at 2006-03-10 13:58:02 EST
So I was thinking about getting my parents a stationary bike for their anniversary. I live in Massachusetts, and Dick's Sporting Goods is the biggest place around here for stuff like that. So I'm at work, on the phone with one of my buddies, and I just type in the first thing that comes to mind:
www.dicks.com
Bad choice.
I'd love to elaborate, but my boss just emailed me: he wants me to "stop by" when I have a minute.
*sigh*
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Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-06 00:38:23 EDT (#)
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lmao
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-08-06 00:26:10 EDT (#)
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mush sucks
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-02-28 20:18:37 EST (#)
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lol omg so funny
Submitted by prozacaddict (user info) at 2006-03-10 18:10:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-10 17:04:46 (#)
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ALL I WANTED WAS JUST ONE PEPSI AND SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME JUST ONE PEPSI
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my favorite Suicidal Tendencies song.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-10 17:04:46 EST (#)
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ALL I WANTED WAS JUST ONE PEPSI AND SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME JUST ONE PEPSI
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-10 16:59:01 EST (#)
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Cool. Let us know if you get shit-canned.
I need a good laugh going into Happy Hour.
Submitted by hactar (user info) at 2006-03-10 14:54:47 EST (#)
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somebody at work told me the same (roughly) story yesterday
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-03-10 14:51:25 EST (#)
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i've been there before.
i used it to my advantage.
i'd set my coworker's homepages to "nakedoldguys.com" or "beefymanass.com"...you get the drift. it's fun to see their expressions when they log on. lemonparty is a classic.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-10 14:28:52 EST (#)
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gahahahahahahahahaahh!!!! You're toast. And your boss thinks you're teh ghey!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-10 14:22:49 EST (#)
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HAHA HE SAID DICK
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-03-10 14:16:32 EST (#)
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You REALLY shoulda seen that coming: -2
Sympathy for the upcoming chat with the boss: +2
Your ass getting fired: Priceless
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-03-10 14:05:48 EST (#)
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When it comes to stuff like that, I always Google it.
http://www.dickssportinggoods.com
Submitted by dove666 (user info) at 2006-03-10 14:05:01 EST (#)
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I just checked Dicks.com banner page.
You're fucked.
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2006-03-10 14:02:32 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/85142
Submitted by Saffron (user info) at 2006-03-10 14:00:16 EST (#)
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Heh I had a similar oops when I was looking for show info at Bimbos 365 Club. The boss chat could make for a more interesting anticdote...