U.B.E.R.S.I.T.E. - The Campfire Sing-along (860 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicLabels: CaptainThorns_music
Rating: 1 on 32 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2006-03-10 16:00:51 EST
U.B.E.R.S.I.T.E.
U...is for users, which without this site would die,
B...for bitching, Bored @ Work, and bosoms in supply.
E...exciting emus and some emo e-mails, too;
R...that fucking ha ha rabbit, rape, a lame review.
S...some sinful sex with Shlongy, topped with posts of shit,
I...insightful inspirational stories full of wit.
T...plus-twos, tenacious alters, and the famous twat,
E...for everything above - it's what makes Uber hot.
Yoo-bee-eee-arr-ess-aye-tee-eee, makes the day go quick.
If we were forced to work without it, it'd sure suck some dick.
Come one, come all, and gather 'round to read some tales today,
We promise we won't bite - too hard - we'll just pretend we're gay.
Yoo-bee-eee-arr-ess-aye-tee-eee, oh, how we love thee;
From on our screens, thou shall not part - unless we have to pee.
User Reviews
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-03-11 19:54:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bloomin heck.
What were you thinking.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-11 19:43:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fucking orgasmotron, got every tom dick & harry thinking they can play wit de purdy wurds.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-03-11 19:38:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Waxinmyeye (user info) at 2006-03-11 12:19:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
L is for Loser
O is for 0 contenet
S is for shut the fuck up
E is for easy as your mother
R is for retardednees of this post
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Good thing your posts have so much contenet to save us from the retardednees of posts like these.
Submitted by Waxinmyeye (user info) at 2006-03-11 12:19:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
L is for Loser
O is for 0 contenet
S is for shut the fuck up
E is for easy as your mother
R is for retardednees of this post
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-11 04:37:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is fucking terrible. The +2 is for the uber geek thing. We're all uber geeks, especially the people who think they aren't.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:37:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
2 things:
1. Twat rhymes with 'hat' not 'hot'
2. This uber song shit is getting tired
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-03-10 23:01:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Works for me
and everybody 'round the campfire, sing......
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-03-10 22:48:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
meh
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-10 22:06:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I couldn't help but smile a little.
Nerd.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-10 21:10:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-03-10 19:41:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
CaptainThorns
C...is for gay
A...is for gay
P...is for gay
T...is for gay
A...is for gay
I...is for gay
N...is for gay
T...is for gay
H...is for homosexual
O...is for gay
R...is for gay
N...is for gay
S...is for gay
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-10 20:42:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOw long until Bart does a live version of this one, too?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-10 20:31:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, i dig it.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-03-10 19:41:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
CaptainThorns
C...is for gay
A...is for gay
P...is for gay
T...is for gay
A...is for gay
I...is for gay
N...is for gay
T...is for gay
H...is for homosexual
O...is for gay
R...is for gay
N...is for gay
S...is for gay
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-03-10 18:46:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-10 16:11:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
DOE, A DEER, A FEMALE DEER
________________________________________________________
The fucking 'sound of music'
Ray, a drop of golden sun
Me, a name I call myself
Take it away,.....
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-10 17:37:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aww Shlong, you break my heart kid. You break my heart.
Crawl back to the nursing home and and think about what you've done here today.
Submitted by Good (user info) at 2006-03-10 17:09:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Pure
S. H. I. T.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-10 17:05:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This one works:
Fucksourgeoftheseas?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-10 17:02:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-10 16:45:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, dorks...If your name begins with "S" , you may wanna consider changing it to any other letter in the alphabet.
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Fcourgeoftheseas?
Ucourgeoftheseas?
Ccourgeoftheseas?
Kcourgeoftheseas?
Ycourgeoftheseas?
Ocourgeoftheseas?
Ucourgeoftheseas?
I can't get one to work Shlongy.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-03-10 17:00:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-10 16:59:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-10 16:33:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-10 16:28:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder if anything else could go under the S? Hmmmmm
Seems there's something, just can't quite put my finger on it.
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You're talking about Sacrilicious.
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I emailed you. It was a marriage proposal.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-10 16:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gay.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-10 16:45:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, dorks...If your name begins with "S" , you may wanna consider changing it to any other letter in the alphabet.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-10 16:40:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-10 16:33:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-10 16:28:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder if anything else could go under the S? Hmmmmm
Seems there's something, just can't quite put my finger on it.
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You're talking about Sacrilicious.
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That's something you can put your finger IN.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-10 16:33:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-10 16:28:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder if anything else could go under the S? Hmmmmm
Seems there's something, just can't quite put my finger on it.
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You're talking about Sacrilicious.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-10 16:28:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder if anything else could go under the S? Hmmmmm
Seems there's something, just can't quite put my finger on it.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-10 16:24:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B... for brdn_nkd? come on man.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-10 16:13:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and I thought I was geek. Welcome to the club.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-10 16:11:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DOE, A DEER, A FEMALE DEER
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-10 16:11:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would wear that necklace
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-10 16:06:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Needed to be sung.
Needs more HV.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-10 16:04:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You sure are.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-03-10 16:03:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a dork.