Outsiders perspective of this place, in list form of course (754 hits)
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Submitted by Waxinmyeye (View user info) at 2006-03-11 12:35:26 EST
I see that people post lists as a main thing for people to read.
here's a list of things that i noticed while readin this site the last week or so. I thought I'd register and give you all an outsiders perspective.
1-you people rate according to your cliques
2-you people don't like newbs or (noobs)uh oh im in trouble
3-you people think rape is funny, ever thought someone might have been effected by rape in their past and wouldn't like to see it as such a joke
4-from pictures i've seen you people are really lonely
5-maybe 10% of the shit on here is funny, 70% is trying to be funny and 20% is trying to be serious
6-you all hail some sort of bart, WTF!
7-that this is some sort of hub for Bored at Work which actually has good posts
8-Q-who decides what goes on Bored at work from here?
9-you people like posts with animals,apparently they get higher ratings
10-for some reason lists have to be 10 numbers long, even though I ran out of things to say at like number 6.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:51:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
10-for some reason lists have to be 10 numbers long, even though I ran out of things to say at like number 6.
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actually no, you ran out of things to say before number 1.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-12 15:57:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i wish lynchings (sp?) weren't so damn socially unacceptable anymore...
or burings...
"so what are you guys doing today?"
"Oh, you know that asshole who came to campus drunk
and puked all over the library causing it to stink,
we're burning him on a stake at about 4:30, wanna come?"
"damn right i do!"
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-03-12 15:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
GOT A MACHINE HEAD, ITS BETTER THAN THE REST
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-12 15:37:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-11 16:37:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-11 16:11:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Looks like a I'm a 'B'
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I think I range, depending upon my mood and the amount of free time I have.
Don't tell me i'm a C.
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I'm a D. I post awful shit frequently, and ok shit sometimes.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-12 07:21:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Listen, Mr. Weed. May I call you Dick? When you go to the
bookstore, do you look for Ayn Rand, William Faulkner, or
Hunter S. Thompson? Or do you gravitate to Stephen KIng
or Isaac Asimov? People read what they enjoy, and they
rate accordingly.
Your list showed me, at least, that your comprehension
skills could use a little work. How could you watch this site
for more than a few days and still not know the identity of Bart?
Sheesh!!
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-03-12 06:41:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking alter Scheisskerl.
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2006-03-12 04:12:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck!
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2006-03-12 04:11:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck.
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2006-03-12 04:10:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
lick on these nuts and suck the dick
get the fuck out after you're done
and i hops in my ride
to make a quick run
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-12 01:06:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
6-you all hail some sort of bart, WTF!
BWahahahahahahahahahahahahah*gasp*hahahahahahahahahahahahah
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-03-12 00:49:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
It's a goddamn alter. And, as usual, it's a very stupid one.
I reiterate my previous comment.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-03-11 19:33:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
They hate noobs because noobs do things like this.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-11 18:35:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
are you a homosexual?
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-03-11 16:52:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bart is the site owner, who decides what goes on B@W. He also owns and operates B@W; go figure.
We hate noobs because for one, they tend to post more than once in a day, like I did when I was a noob.
Secondly, they write everything in a big blob, and when they get a negative rating they write a second post saying how much they don't care about what we think, when they really do.
Thirdly, a fucking alter means alternative account, not alternative music you cuntnugget. I'm having a hard time beleiving that you've been watching this site for about a week or so and have no idea what an alter is.
eat shit and -2die!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-11 16:37:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-11 16:11:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Looks like a I'm a 'B'
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I think I range, depending upon my mood and the amount of free time I have.
Don't tell me i'm a C.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-11 16:36:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, for real.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-11 16:11:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Looks like a I'm a 'B'
Submitted by malkavian (user info) at 2006-03-11 14:27:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You got number 1 right, at least.
Here's what I've gathered about the "clique" while lurking. If you want to be in it, you can either:
A) Post some REEAALLY good shit at some moderate interval.
OR
B)Post some OK shit at frequent interval.
OR
C)Post awful shit ALL THE TIME.
In fact, the more time you spent on this site posting and reviewing everything, the more popular you'll get. People will either hate you or love you, but at least they'll know you'll exist. And, slowly, you'll be part of the "family".
So if you want to make the sacrifice of you normal oofline life, you CAN be in the clique. Otherwise, enjoy all your -2's.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-11 14:20:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:10:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's my take on your list:
1-you people rate according to your cliques
Yes
2-you people don't like newbs or (noobs)uh oh im in trouble
Fuck you.
3-you people think rape is funny, ever thought someone might have been effected by rape in their
past and wouldn't like to see it as such a joke
Get raped. And pass 3rd-grade English, sped.
4-from pictures i've seen you people are really lonely
You would really know.
5-maybe 10% of the shit on here is funny, 70% is trying to be funny and 20% is trying to be serious
-2die.
6-you all hail some sort of bart, WTF!
-2die.
7-that this is some sort of hub for Bored at Work which actually has good posts
-2die.
8-Q-who decides what goes on Bored at work from here?
-2die.
9-you people like posts with animals,apparently they get higher ratings
-2die.
10-for some reason lists have to be 10 numbers long, even though I ran out of things to say at
like number 6.
-2die.
Thank you. And -2getraped.
Submitted by dedre (user info) at 2006-03-11 14:09:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Though I disagree with most of your list, giving you a +1 because it won't really matter with everyone else bombplastering this post.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:55:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:19:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
3-you people think rape is funny, ever thought someone might have been effected by rape in their past and wouldn't like to see it as such a joke
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Oh shit now I've gone and forgotten the rape song. Someone do it I'm far to lazy to search for it myself.
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My rape slaves bring all the rape to the yard,
And they're like "RapeRapeRapeRapeRape
There we go. I'd like to take this time to thank Axolotl for his Uber History sereis which helped me find it.
Submitted by Misanthropic (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:43:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Where you went wrong was that your name wasn't TigerLily. Have a +2 for being brave
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:42:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/40081
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:40:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-11 01:06:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, for real.
Submitted by Waxinmyeye (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:37:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nevermind what I just posted, i just got it.
i dont know any of you so how can I be an alter?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:37:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Never mind.
Submitted by Waxinmyeye (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:34:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
staggerlee now your talking jibberish...
alter like alternative? no I like rock
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:33:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG U -2ed MY POST! U ARE SO ORIGINAL??!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:32:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
+2ing yourself doesn't work, tiger. If you're an alter, of course, that's a nice touch.
Submitted by Waxinmyeye (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:27:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:06:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
hey jizzinyoureye, how's your girlfriend doing these days? by girlfriend i of course mean that rolled up, rock hard tube sock you fuck every night. keep trying to be tight, one day it might work out for you.
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for your information the only tube sock I'll be using is the one full of nickels upside your head
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:21:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Damn
I HATE you fucking NEWBS!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:19:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
3-you people think rape is funny, ever thought someone might have been effected by rape in their past and wouldn't like to see it as such a joke
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Oh shit now I've gone and forgotten the rape song. Someone do it I'm far to lazy to search for it myself.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:10:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's my take on your list:
1-you people rate according to your cliques
Yes
2-you people don't like newbs or (noobs)uh oh im in trouble
Fuck you.
3-you people think rape is funny, ever thought someone might have been effected by rape in their
past and wouldn't like to see it as such a joke
Get raped. And pass 3rd-grade English, sped.
4-from pictures i've seen you people are really lonely
You would really know.
5-maybe 10% of the shit on here is funny, 70% is trying to be funny and 20% is trying to be serious
-2die.
6-you all hail some sort of bart, WTF!
-2die.
7-that this is some sort of hub for Bored at Work which actually has good posts
-2die.
8-Q-who decides what goes on Bored at work from here?
-2die.
9-you people like posts with animals,apparently they get higher ratings
-2die.
10-for some reason lists have to be 10 numbers long, even though I ran out of things to say at
like number 6.
-2die.
Thank you. And -2getraped.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:06:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hey jizzinyoureye, how's your girlfriend doing these days? by girlfriend i of course mean that rolled up, rock hard tube sock you fuck every night. keep trying to be tight, one day it might work out for you.
as for now... -2.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:06:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My lists always skip 4-7. It makes 8-10 full of content, and people forget 4-7 were shat.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:04:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
3-you people think rape is funny, ever thought someone might have been effected by rape in their past and wouldn't like to see it as such a joke
-That's 'affected', not 'effected'. Oh, and don't fucking tell me what I've experienced or how I'd react to it, you condescending bastard.
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My apologies, I read this point incorrectly. Yes, someone who was raped might be offended. There's also a chance that someone could read one of my posts and find the violence deplorable. The reactions of others aren't yours to control.
You're an alter, aren't you?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-11 12:56:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I see that people post lists as a main thing for people to read.
here's a list of things that i noticed while readin this site the last week or so. I thought I'd register and give you all an outsiders perspective.
1-you people rate according to your cliques
-I tend to rate the same people with similiar ratings. Shock horror, when people consistently produce work I like, I tend to like it every time. Also shock horror, if people like my stuff chances are I'll like theirs cos we have similiar tastes.
2-you people don't like newbs or (noobs)uh oh im in trouble
-I don't like shite posts. If you posted something good, I'd give you a good rating.
3-you people think rape is funny, ever thought someone might have been effected by rape in their past and wouldn't like to see it as such a joke
-That's 'affected', not 'effected'. Oh, and don't fucking tell me what I've experienced or how I'd react to it, you condescending bastard.
4-from pictures i've seen you people are really lonely
You're right. Be my friend.
5-maybe 10% of the shit on here is funny, 70% is trying to be funny and 20% is trying to be serious
-Nice stats. Brought to you by the Made Up On The Spot Institute.
6-you all hail some sort of bart, WTF!
Wha?
7-that this is some sort of hub for Bored at Work which actually has good posts
-Pretty much. Not everything good makes it to bored at work. Only the funny stuff.
8-Q-who decides what goes on Bored at work from here?
-the site owner
9-you people like posts with animals,apparently they get higher ratings
-Higher than this one, I guarantee you that.
10-for some reason lists have to be 10 numbers long, even though I ran out of things to say at like number 6.
-Yeah, I gathered that.
Welcome to Ubersite.
Submitted by Waxinmyeye (user info) at 2006-03-11 12:48:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
even the taste monkey guy said i was right... you all just proving my point by rating cliquey
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-11 12:45:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Not even worth a -2.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-11 12:43:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
1-you people rate according to your cliques
Broadly true.
2-you people don't like newbs or (noobs)uh oh im in trouble
no, we just dont like idiots
3-you people think rape is funny, ever thought someone might have been effected by rape in their past and wouldn't like to see it as such a joke
yes but we also think emus and ferrets are funny so that means nothing
4-from pictures i've seen you people are really lonely
I am but then Ive been isolated from a social life for a year for medical reasons
5-maybe 10% of the shit on here is funny, 70% is trying to be funny and 20% is trying to be serious
Sadly true
6-you all hail some sort of bart, WTF!
Fuck this, I got bored here, make up your own answers.
7-that this is some sort of hub for Bored at Work which actually has good posts
8-Q-who decides what goes on Bored at work from here?
9-you people like posts with animals,apparently they get higher ratings
10-for some reason lists have to be 10 numbers long, even though I ran out of things to say at like number 6.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-03-11 12:40:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Twatsmear.
Submitted by Waxinmyeye (user info) at 2006-03-11 12:40:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you know I'm right
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-03-11 12:39:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HEY GUYS!!
WE CAN STOP POSTING NOW! SOMEONE HAS FINALLY SEEN THE TRUTH OF OUR LONELY SOULS!
REJOICE!