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Magic the Gathering Uber Expansion Set 3:The 'Time is Meaningless to Me' Edition (1384 hits)

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Submitted by The_taste_of_monkeys (View user info) at 2006-03-11 12:39:07 EST

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Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-13 18:10:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-13 17:56:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

just keeping pumping these out, and I'll keep +2ing them

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:41:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-11 12:50:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy someone else's god.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-13 09:04:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-13 08:55:04 (#)
Ranking: 2

When I come over to date your sister and walk your dog I'd like to play a quick game of Tragic: the Ubering.
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Gross hypocricy!

Every time I have asked about your sister you have rebuffed me with shouts of 'she has manlier hands than you Jake,' or 'she is a lesbian and you will not turn her'

And now I hear that you are trying to play jub jub in the tub with TTOM's sister! I demand you email me pictures of her now!

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-13 08:55:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

When I come over to date your sister and walk your dog I'd like to play a quick game of Tragic: the Ubering.

Submitted by hactar (user info) at 2006-03-13 08:44:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

awesome the soap bar's in there

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-12 13:10:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-12 12:46:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Great job on these.

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2006-03-12 12:16:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

so, wait

Who did Urbane fuck in Vegas?

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-12 08:56:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm a goof-fuck.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-03-12 02:08:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Waxinmyeye (user info) at 2006-03-11 12:42:41 (#)
Ranking: 1

not bad, but i still think this just makes this place seem like a cult

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Seem like a cult?

Someone didn't get the e-mail.

Drink the Kool-Aid at midnight EST tonight.

That is all.

-Dave

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-12 02:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-03-11 22:40:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The only one I recognized was Streetpunk. I miss that goofy fuck-ass.

Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2006-03-11 19:17:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Plus 2 for Stanton Brasher (STREETPUNK) alone. What DID ever happen to that guy? His posts were great...

Submitted by NewestIndustry (user info) at 2006-03-11 18:33:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Makes sense. If I could revoke the point reduction on my past rating, I would. I really need to read more stuff on this site.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-11 18:31:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by NewestIndustry (user info) at 2006-03-11 18:22:09 (#)
Ranking: 1

Is "n00b" devoted to me?

You get +2 for badassity tha proves that even stuff that looks a bit off rules, but -1 because your peener looks like an asteroid hurtling toward a planet.
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Thats cos its a 'beeb' peenar, noob

Submitted by NewestIndustry (user info) at 2006-03-11 18:22:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Is "n00b" devoted to me?

You get +2 for badassity tha proves that even stuff that looks a bit off rules, but -1 because your peener looks like an asteroid hurtling toward a planet.

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-11 17:27:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

NOOO! THE DIAL SOAP CARD!

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-03-11 16:58:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

nice ferret

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 16:28:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Excdept he'd be fighting himself all the time.

Seriously, put a ninja and a pirate in the same ROOM, let alone the same zombie body, and al hell breaks loose.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-11 16:24:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 14:57:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:30:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

TTOM, even with your awesome Uber cards I'd still own you in magic. Now you must make a Boobs of Uber, TL (to fight with Caul), emu, emo, and last but most certainly not least an ultra rare Zombie Pirate Ninja Monkey card.

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How dare you suggest pirates can also be ninjas.
BLASPHEMER!
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What he actually meant was zombie pirate ninja card.
the monkey bit just isn't feasible. nothing wrong with a zombie pirate ninja as far as i can tell.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-11 16:23:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-11 16:15:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

Can I encourage you not to do a set 4?
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WAYYYYYYYYYY ahead of you there hot stuff.
I'm getting bored of these. Im going to start a new series:
Shlongy:P.I

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-11 16:15:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Can I encourage you not to do a set 4?

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-11 15:54:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-11 15:30:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

the dumber people think i am, the more surprised they're going to be when i kill them.
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Thats the best motto EVAR! Im going to steal that and claim its mine.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-03-11 15:42:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 14:57:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:30:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

TTOM, even with your awesome Uber cards I'd still own you in magic. Now you must make a Boobs of Uber, TL (to fight with Caul), emu, emo, and last but most certainly not least an ultra rare Zombie Pirate Ninja Monkey card.

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How dare you suggest pirates can also be ninjas.
BLASPHEMER!
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Damn it they can be, We shall get TL and ghola to impregnate each other with TL's leg somehow and the result would be a pirate ninja.

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-11 15:30:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

the dumber people think i am, the more surprised they're going to be when i kill them.

i don't know what makes me happier, being below a frog or above a stinky fish.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 14:57:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:30:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

TTOM, even with your awesome Uber cards I'd still own you in magic. Now you must make a Boobs of Uber, TL (to fight with Caul), emu, emo, and last but most certainly not least an ultra rare Zombie Pirate Ninja Monkey card.

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How dare you suggest pirates can also be ninjas.
BLASPHEMER!

Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2006-03-11 14:48:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

could have been done alot better

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-11 14:40:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for including awkward hand turkey.

i love awkward hand turkey.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-11 14:35:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Great!

Submitted by independent1 (user info) at 2006-03-11 14:35:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

deserves a +2

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:37:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Huh..... my card is invisible!

+2 for including me

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:31:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Darko is back!

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:31:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:27:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 me

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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:15:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

Darko (goes under the name blueboy

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Do you know, I never knew that. I thought WHOOSH, disappeared. Gone to the uberphants graveyard like so many others.
Those 8 months I was away have just left me confused, confused and tired.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:30:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

TTOM, even with your awesome Uber cards I'd still own you in magic. Now you must make a Boobs of Uber, TL (to fight with Caul), emu, emo, and last but most certainly not least an ultra rare Zombie Pirate Ninja Monkey card.

Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:27:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 me

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:15:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Lemme take a stab at this...

Tartpumper
1.21Gigawatts
UrbaneMischief (supposedly- not really her)
Streetpunk
Darko (goes under the name blueboy, also had Dreg for awhile... can't remember his passwords)
Jeetkunetony

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:10:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No need to apologize, and yes, let's get a room...

...I call top.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:08:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I can only do 5 out of 6 in the "name the old uberer bit". not sure who top left is. the rest, clockwise from top left:

ugly bald guy
1.21GW
UrbaneMischief
jeetkunetony
darko (homo)
streetpunk

I don't really get these things, I was never enough of a loser to play those stupid card games.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:05:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:02:09 (#)
Ranking: 2

That card's going to have to do for this week, cause there's no AHTT coming from me. I'm way totally entirely out of ideas.

Thank you TTOM for referencing me it makes me and my ego very happy!
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Shit man,sorry I should have given you a 'shout out'
Awkward Hand Turkeu Theatre is one of the most consistantly funny things on here, so thank you.

....

Fuck this, wanna just get a room?

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:04:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Needs more "Fat Bastard" card.

Use my "awe" pic from http://www.ubersite.com/m/72081

Serious.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:03:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh yeah, auto-you spelled "awkward" right +2

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-03-11 13:02:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That card's going to have to do for this week, cause there's no AHTT coming from me. I'm way totally entirely out of ideas.

Thank you TTOM for referencing me it makes me and my ego very happy!

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-11 12:54:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-03-11 12:45:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

I SEE NO GRAMMAR NAZI CARD
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Shit. I know for a FACT I made one as well...I must have made too many then deleted it when I was having a clear out and not noticed. Dont worry, it's not like there isnt going to be any MORE of these. Why kill the post that laid...a...bunch of hits....what?
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-11 12:49:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

So what I'm saying is, I want into these conversations you speak of. Please forward me an application.
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well, we're using MSN messanger to communicate our brain-thoughts. Mail me at furry_cup.at.hotmail.com

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-11 12:50:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy someone else's god.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-11 12:49:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AHTT definitely deserves its own card. And I thank you sir, for being so kind as to obscure the ubiquitous Urbane twat. Seeing it once was already too much.

Conversations with redskieslookfake please me, as does TTOM's humor and unmatched knowledge of Futurama. So what I'm saying is, I want into these conversations you speak of. Please forward me an application.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-11 12:49:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-03-11 12:45:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

I SEE NO GRAMMAR NAZI CARD
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Surely it would be 'grammer' nazi card?

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-03-11 12:45:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I SEE NO GRAMMAR NAZI CARD

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-11 12:43:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Namecheck +2
Made me laugh +2
Caul appeasement card +2
Method's Alter Army +2

Submitted by Waxinmyeye (user info) at 2006-03-11 12:42:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

not bad, but i still think this just makes this place seem like a cult