TTOM Productions Presents SHLONGY:P.I. (1792 hits)
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Rating: 1.97 on 72 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by The_taste_of_monkeys (View user info) at 2006-03-12 13:07:15 EST
Since Shlongy won't make his own 100th post, I shall post a tribute to him instead.
This is the last one of these 'Pictures with Words On' posts I'll do for a while..no I swear!
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-03 11:21:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-03 10:35:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
koalitty
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-03 08:55:50 EDT (#)
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Damn this is excellent.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-03 08:38:57 EDT (#)
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Nominated for "Best Ever" by Shlongy himself.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-29 16:21:31 EDT (#)
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Shlongy's right.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-21 16:05:26 EST (#)
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1300 hits for this is a fucking travesty.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2007-11-21 15:47:32 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-21 15:38:30 EST (#)
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I saw this a few months ago and forgot to rate.
Not that it matters, but I'm putting off homework, so there.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-18 13:24:08 EST (#)
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This was fucking ACES. I forgot all about this one.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-28 02:44:49 EDT (#)
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tears of joy are stremin down my face
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-03-14 07:21:03 EST (#)
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Fuckin' A.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-03-13 22:22:10 EST (#)
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I grabbed the broad, who had bleached her hair and aged ten years.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-03-13 22:02:06 EST (#)
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You won't believe this... even AFTER you see it.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85265
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-03-13 18:20:14 EST (#)
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If this was any more awesome I may have jizzed the thirteenth time...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-13 16:34:52 EST (#)
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pretty good - although it's 'Herbert J. Shlongy', just so ya know...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-13 15:07:09 EST (#)
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I assumed that it was. That's what gives it its "charm".
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:59:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:12:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is even better today now that I've kind of sobered up. The crappy photoshop really makes it all come together.
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That was...deliberate! yes I take full credit for my crappy skills and lack of attention or caring so much!
...deliberate.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:53:58 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA how did i miss this
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:39:38 EST (#)
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The photoshop is fucking hysterical.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:12:31 EST (#)
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This is even better today now that I've kind of sobered up. The crappy photoshop really makes it all come together.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-13 10:40:58 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-13 09:56:06 EST (#)
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Because you have three posts which actually took time to make and didn't suck.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-13 09:51:09 EST (#)
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How the FUCK have I got three posts on most heated?!
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-13 09:00:55 EST (#)
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some white trash chick and her dirtbag boyfriend stopped as they walked past us
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Damn you for not recognizing me.
I was just fucking with ya *kisses*
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-13 08:56:03 EST (#)
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Just like the TV Show!
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-13 08:38:35 EST (#)
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thatta my boy
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-13 07:57:34 EST (#)
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Mrs. Shlongy and I were at a local restaurant about two weeks ago - I was wearing a brown fedora- when some white trash chick and her dirtbag boyfriend stopped as they walked past us and she said to me that I looked like Freddy Krueger.
I laughed, her boyfriend told her to shut up, and as they walked away I offered to kick both their asses.
So there may be some validity to those comments.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-13 05:13:23 EST (#)
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Best Post Evar! Shlongy evidently has a great life.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-03-13 04:41:28 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2006-03-13 04:04:19 EST (#)
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Don't stop doing these taste.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-13 03:01:53 EST (#)
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I think I just befouled myself.
In the good way.
Submitted by weasul (user info) at 2006-03-13 02:45:00 EST (#)
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This was some damn good posting.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-12 22:02:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-03-12 21:46:47 EST (#)
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That was beautiful.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-12 20:46:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-12 19:02:42 (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-12 18:49:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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The face of the guy shlongys got to kill look familier?
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I actually didn't read it first, just scrolled down and scanned. Then I saw my picture and thought "I must read this."
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-12 20:22:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear god. I missed the HV cameo. GOLD.
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-03-12 20:21:39 EST (#)
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I haven't read much on Uber
lately...this was a great
post...makes me appreciate
working thru the crap
to find a good post.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-03-12 20:05:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Get the fuck out of my office, you're scaring the rats."
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-12 19:02:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-12 18:49:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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The face of the guy shlongys got to kill look familier?
Submitted by Waxinmyeye (user info) at 2006-03-12 18:53:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this was actually not half bad
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2006-03-12 18:51:36 EST (#)
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mmm, meat
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-12 18:49:26 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-12 18:44:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PoTtY (user info) at 2006-03-12 18:19:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Why is the blood in color when everything else was black and white?
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when we got the film back from the developers we forced kidnapped philipino slave boys to colour in certain sections.
then we killed them and sold their bodies to zoos for meat.
Not for any good reason, it was all on a whim
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-03-12 18:41:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-12 18:29:51 (#)
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Submitted by PoTtY (user info) at 2006-03-12 18:19:13 (#)
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Why is the blood in color when everything else was black and white?
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I think they call it "artistic effect."
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Duh. it's not REAL blood. It's MS Paint (or whathaveyou) blood on a photo they swiped.
PpppPSPsSSsSHH!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-12 18:29:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by PoTtY (user info) at 2006-03-12 18:19:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Why is the blood in color when everything else was black and white?
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I think they call it "artistic effect."
Submitted by PoTtY (user info) at 2006-03-12 18:19:13 EST (#)
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Why is the blood in color when everything else was black and white?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-12 18:05:25 EST (#)
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This was awesome! Great job.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-12 17:25:06 EST (#)
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I can handle three more months of this.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-12 17:23:04 EST (#)
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OK........Herbert J. Krueger.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-12 17:16:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-03-12 17:11:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
Another +2 for effort, I was too lazy to read it.
...has it already been said that Shlongy looks a helluva lot like Robert Englund?
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Holy Christ, he does as well! Flee!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-12 17:13:58 EST (#)
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Herbert J. Bogart.....yeah, that's it.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-03-12 17:11:34 EST (#)
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Another +2 for effort, I was too lazy to read it.
...has it already been said that Shlongy looks a helluva lot like Robert Englund?
'Cause he does.
a lot.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-03-12 17:09:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The voice in my head read it all with a rough, smoky rasp that smelled of whiskey.
POIFECT
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-03-12 16:44:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah not bad, although I was kinda expecting for wit with the PI-speak, like in that Calvin and Hobbes comic.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-12 16:31:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
w00t!
But don't do it for me, do it for the masses.
The masses love you.
The masses they adore you.
Well, most of them. The neutrino mass is a dick, and hates everyone, so we don't talk about him, much.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-12 16:29:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-12 16:00:56 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-12 15:36:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
I also wished I didn't hit my tee ball into the water on number 9 today in the middle of my 77.
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I'd sympathise but I know nothing about golf. Is a 77 good? I just don't know.
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I've never played golf in my life, so Shlongy should weigh in on this.
From what I've read, the average 18 hole golf course is designed around
a par score of 72, although it may vary.
If Shlongman shot a 77, he's damn good. Unless that was with handicap... :)
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-12 16:19:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-12 16:08:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
If this is the last for a while, I shall weep.
*sobs emo tears*
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*drys emo tears with emu feather* there there
I just thought peeps would be getting bored with them is all.
Fret ye not, Ill do one mid-week, just for you.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-12 16:08:47 EST (#)
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If this is the last for a while, I shall weep.
*sobs emo tears*
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-03-12 16:04:19 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-12 16:00:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-12 15:36:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
I also wished I didn't hit my tee ball into the water on number 9 today in the middle of my 77.
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I'd sympathise but I know nothing about golf. Is a 77 good? I just don't know.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-12 16:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd watch that on a weekday afternoon on Channel 5 just as long as it didn't clash with Neighbours, Quincy or Ironside.
Diagnosis: Murder can fuck right off.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-12 15:36:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish that I knew how to write stuff like this.
I also wish I knew how to cut out heads and put them on random pictures.
I also wished I didn't hit my tee ball into the water on number 9 today in the middle of my 77.
Trust me, this will be better than my 100th post.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-12 14:54:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Go SHLONG !!!!
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2006-03-12 14:52:14 EST (#)
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it's eerie how closely his faces blends into the maltese falcon picture. and the lighter is gold.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-12 14:21:05 EST (#)
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"BAM BAM BAM barked the gun, as illustrated to your left."
Shlong will love this.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-12 13:53:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it pains me to give you this +2, but the image of Shlongy "washing his suit in blood" is just too iconic to -2.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-03-12 13:40:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
har har
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-12 13:40:14 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-03-12 13:31:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I really can't be bothered to read all that but I enjoyed the pictures.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-12 13:16:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
He's going to love this.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-03-12 13:11:51 EST (#)
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A most worthy tribute to The Shlong!
I bet it gives him wood! I betcha!
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-12 13:07:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
He's going to love this.